Chapter 278: The Unlucky Thief

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"My tactics were very successful, and I just let Liu go up and score." Arsene Wenger grinned, another big victory, which made his face flush a lot. People are in good spirits when they are happy, will Wenger be too happy. Even Liu Hao's unexpected goal was said by him as a matter of course. Obviously like Alain? As Shearer said, that goal was a step on the ** luck.

You have to say that Liu Hao used his own efforts to complete the sports battle goal and brag, which is understandable, but Liu Hao is completely blind.

Of course, the five-0 score also made his team surpass Manchester City and become the No. 1 team in England's attacking power, and he also has reason to laugh.

However, Liu Hao is not as thick-skinned as Wenger.

When the reporter asked him, he was embarrassed.

"That ball, I was only thinking about cutting forward, I didn't think about going in, I just subconsciously stretched my legs forward, of course, my eyes were looking at the linesman, I was worried that I would be offside, but who would have thought that the ball could go through the whole line? And then the ball went in, and then I was crushed by my teammates, which was incredible! Liu Hao spread his hands, looking innocent. It's like saying, it's not that I'm going to score, it's the ball that wants to find me, and I can't help it, he smashed my foot into the net!

"Three games, one assist, two goals, whose number jΓΉ is as gorgeous as yours?"

"Prizes, prizes, it's all luck, it's all luck, good luck, no way, maybe God bless me."

"Luck has run away from you, so aren't the others miserable?"

"Well, I can't influence God, can I? Perhaps, there is always a time for luck to leave, isn't it? ”

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He's right, luck isn't always around......

When he returned home, Liu Hao happened to see the police arresting people at the door?

The doorway is open......

I instantly understood what was going on.

A thief has visited his home!

Worst! He didn't care about the cordon, this is his house.

Rushed to the house and glanced at the corner.

Is it safe and sound?

What's there to steal from the house?

The policeman greeted Liu Hao very politely, "This is the only thing he stole from your room...... A bottle of dark green packaged champagne was handed to Liu Hao.

Although it was very polite, the policeman's face seemed to be a little unbearable.

What's so funny? At the moment, Liu Hao didn't understand.

"You see if you have lost anything else, you can file it with our police station, and I will take him back for questioning first." After saying that, the police arrested the thief, and Liu Hao didn't even know what the thief looked like.

This thief had an idea, and while he was out to play, he ran to the house, and during the game time, everyone was basically watching the game, and the time he chose was really good! didn't lose anything, Liu Hao wasn't so depressed, but the wine couldn't be left casually......

After the robber was caught at the police station, he was interviewed by a reporter in the police station, looking very indignant, "I have never stolen such a poor house, there is nothing in it!" ”

"There's nothing in there! Why? The reporter is also interested, this is a good topic, everyone will be curious about what Liu Hao's family has lost.

"In addition to a piece of sand in the living room, there is a plate of fruit. The fruits are all rotten! The thief paused, his nose sour, and at this point, he seemed to want to cry.

The fruits are all rotten! The reporter thought at the time, in this winter, if even the fruit is rotten, how long will the fruit have to be left?

"I don't even have a computer in the living room, so I broke the TV, and the TV was too big to be carried away!" The thief continued to wipe his nose and cry.

"There wasn't anything of value in the room, just a picture frame and a small box of stinking medicinal wine! The wine smells disgusting, it is estimated that it is the kind of wine that Chinese like to soak in animal corpses, and I want to vomit when I look at it! In the end, I just found a good thing in the cupboard, and that was a bottle of champagne, which seemed to be a 1o pound bottle in the city! I thought that since I came, I couldn't go back empty-handed, so I had to grab the champagne and celebrate that I had toured the house of the first celebrity in the UK, but who knows, I was arrested by the police just after I went out...... Didn't even drink 1o pounds of champagne! ”

Listening to such a tragic story, the reporter was a little cryless without tears. Gently patted the thief's shoulder, and said sympathetically: "Don't cry, when you come out, you look for me, I invite you and 1oo pounds of champagne ......"

"Luck will run out sooner or later! The theft of the house is proof of this, and even the ** does not favor him. Every reporter from the Mirror is not a fan of Arsenal, and the first to stand up and write an article sarcastically, "A player, playing football depends on strength, and a guy like Liu Hao who steps on the ** transport to play football will make jokes sooner or later." ”

"This may be the most unlucky thief in the history of England, he sneaked into Liu's house in an attempt to get a fortune of great value empty-handed, but when he entered, he probably thought that he had entered the wrong house, and did not realize that the house contained only a plate of rotten fruit and a box of medicinal wine soaked in animal carcasses, and of course, the most expensive champagne in the house worth 1o pounds......" The reporter wrote down this passage after careful consideration.

How is this possible?

Everyone on the Internet saw the theft of Liu Hao's house, but they didn't expect the content of the theft to be so rich.

From the words of the journalist, one can draw several conclusions.

First, Liu Hao is very lazy, so lazy that he doesn't even clean up the living room, and he doesn't even have food. The fruits are rotten, what does he usually eat? Could it be that he is a little bug? A youkai that has been turned into a maggot?

Secondly, he was really poor, so poor that he had nothing of value in his room, only 1o pounds of champagne, and was he poorer than any citizen of English soil? Isn't he a multi-millionaire? He should buy something valuable for the money he earns from playing football......

Thirdly, he was really **, with a box of wine soaked in animal carcasses......

"Haha!" Liu Hao also smiled, "He deserves to be unlucky." What to do badly, be a thief! ”

Liu Hao, who had already sat down to eat at Shanshan's Chinese restaurant, was finally in the mood to tease.

Although it is his house, he doesn't regard the house as his home, he lives alone, what can he dress up at home? He eats three meals a day in Shanshan's restaurant, and he has never eaten at home at all, and as for the fruit in the living room, he really forgot about it, and there was nothing to eat.

As for the champagne, which was bought in the market with Zhang Yu on the second day of coming to London, I originally wanted to celebrate, but I participated in the evening party held by Walcoat, and it didn't happen. Champagne is not good in the first place, why buy it so expensive? If you want to drink it, we don't know how to drink Moutai and Wuliangye?

As for the wine...... Liu Hao broke out in a cold sweat, but fortunately he didn't take it. This is really going to scold yourself for committing **, last time in Brazil I almost caught the thief, this time he was killed to put the wine away, fortunately foreigners are not interested in the wine soaked in the corpse, thinking that this wine is, otherwise this box will be taken away, then his family will be basically empty. Except for the one box here, there is only one box left at home.

"Xiaobin, you can't do a good job as a bodyguard, even my family is **." Liu Hao brought Liu Yuebin over and talked to him about security.

"Brother Hao, didn't you lose anything at home? Ha ha! Liu Yuebin smiled happily, it seems that he also watched the news and knew about Liu Hao's family.

"I don't lose anything at home, but who likes to be frequented by thieves in their house? You'll have to help me secure the house, and no one else can enter my house except you. Think about it, if I take a trophy and put it in the house and it is stolen by a thief, and then I sell it, then I won't lose a lot? ”

"Okay, I'll help you put cameras around the house and have alarms, so they probably get scared. But, Brother Hao, can you put something valuable at home next time? For example, if you put 1o pounds of money, I feel sorry for that thief! ”

"Okay, then I'll prepare some fresh fruit and some drinks next time, lest I say I'm not hospitable, but your bodyguard role will have to be changed, if I entertain again, what do I want you to do."

"Okay, I know how to do it, but, Brother Hao, shouldn't the house really be tidied up, the time to live here is not a week or two, it's a year or two, sister-in-law sees you like this in China, don't you rush to die? It's not like a place for people to live, in case he thinks you're going to the hotel every day for a tryst, ahem......"

"Ahh This one...... This is a problem, you are right, we have to make this place like a home, otherwise Zhang Yu will really think wildly, so let's go buy some furniture or something, decorate the house, and then buy some food and drink to fill the living room and refrigerator. ”

"Okay, I'll take care of this matter, and I'll fix it for you tomorrow."

"Do you know how to buy furniture? I'll just toss. After Shan Shan came up with the food, he happened to hear the conversation between the two of them, so he said to himself, "What good things are there in the city of London that I don't know?" I'll just ask someone to do it, Xiaobin, you're really not responsible enough as a bodyguard, you see Liu Hao's family is **, you're still laughing here haha, if I were the boss, I would have fired you a long time ago. ”

Shan Shan shook off his show, and his jade fingers gently wiped the sweat on his forehead, and sat down.

During this time, Liu Hao came here to eat, and he ate with Liu Yuebin and Shan Shan, and he slowly got to know Shan Shan.

Shan Shan is a Cantonese native, and she seems to be very comfortable in London, and the last time she called a lawyer to help, she was very neat, and this time she even had to help with furniture or something, which seems to be a very small thing?

"This is good, Brother Hao, with Sister Shanshan's help, I won't be busy, I've been doing things for you in the whole Haomeng recently, as soon as my Haomeng comes out, you won't have to worry about any thieves in the future, let's make London City scared." Liu Yuebin said with his eyebrows fluttering.

"Haomeng? What's your idea? Beware, the police are asking you for tea again! Shan Shanxiu raised his eyebrows slightly, and his face changed imperceptibly. (To be continued.) )