Chapter 501: Dig a pit and bury yourself
80_80813 "I don't want to say too much about this game. ”
Fifteen minutes after the end of the game, the press room at St Mary's Stadium was crowded with nearly 100 journalists from the UK, Europe and even the world.
Many reporters couldn't help but laugh in their hearts when they heard Alain Pardu's words.
You don't want to say too much?
I'm afraid you can't say much
Losing like you, and having a face to speak, that's already remarkable, and if you talk too much, you'll wear your underwear outside
Alain Pardu did not understand the slander of the journalists and continued with his statement.
'I would say it's not a game where quality is the result and Southampton were more fortunate on their home turf and they got a lucky goal to get past us and completely change the game.
Immediately below, a reporter summed up the meaning of his remarks.
The implication is that you Southampton are not victorious, and we are not losing to you, but to luck.
If it weren't for Pogba's luck-filled long-range shot from 30 yards out, I'm afraid it wouldn't have been certain who would have lost or won
So, after listening to his words, the reporters below were in an uproar.
I've seen shameless, but I've never seen shameless to this point
Say that if your skills are not as good as others, will you die?
"In addition, I would like to say that over the years I have been coaching, St Mary's is the most unfriendly home stadium I have ever seen, and the fans here are some of the least graceful I have ever seen, so I can only say that we will definitely come back"
Wow, this is all about taking himself as a gray wolf
There was another uproar from the reporters below, Alain Pardew was shelling and blaming the Southampton fans.
"Mr. Pardu, are you talking about banners?"
"Or do you think that Southampton are already so big ahead, but you still don't show mercy to the visitors as usual, and you feel hurt?"
"Mr. Pardew, does this have something to do with your frequent pre-match provocations and ridicule of Southampton?"
"A lot of people think you're hostile to Southampton, Mr. Pardew, what do you think?"
"You have accused Southampton many times before of having a strong squad but not being strong, but this game Southampton beat Newcastle 8-0 at home, I wonder if you have changed your opinion of Southampton now?"
"You said before the game that you were going to win at St Mary's, but now you've lost, how do you feel?"
"I heard that after the game, Yang Huan celebrated in the home team's locker room, saying that he was going to have a meal, how do you feel in your heart?"
"There is news that before the game, Newcastle chairman Ashley issued a must-kill order, if you lose the game, you will be sacked, may I ask, is this news true? Do you worry that you will be out of class because of this big loss? ”
The reporter's questions came up crackling, and one by one the more they asked, the more they became more and more acute, so that Alain Pardu didn't know how to deal with it, and could only look at the Southampton press officer in charge of the presiding officer.
As a result, this guy didn't look like it was none of my business, the old god was there, as if he was waiting for him to answer.
At this point, Alain Pardu was depressed.
You guys, one or two, are waiting to see Lao Tzu make a fool of himself, right?
Oh, I've already lost like that on the court, and you're still doing this to me, don't you think it's too much?
But depression is depression, and the questions still have to be answered one by one.
No way, the Premier League stipulates that after the league match, both sides must attend the press conference, otherwise it will be considered a violation and will be punished by the Premier League.
'I want to make it clear that I didn't get any so-called nirvana and I didn't know that Mr. Ashley had said anything like that, and I also think that this game doesn't mean anything, we lost the game and we were still fifth in the league and I don't think I'm going to get out of class'
When he said this, Alain Pardu's mobile phone rang very inappropriately, which made Alain Pardu, who had planned to finish speaking in one breath, have to stop temporarily.
Looking at the phone screen, it was the club's chief executive, Derek Lambias.
It's press conference time, so I don't have time to answer the phone.
Alain Pardu pressed the phone and continued to speak to reporters.
'Also, I have to make it clear again that I'm confident that we're in the top four this season'
The reporters below are either snapping pictures or intently recording Alain Pardu's words.
There was silence in the press room, making the ringing of the cell phone audible again.
Alain Pardu turned his head to see that it was Derek Lambias again.
As a last resort, press it again.
"I would like to say that the defeat in this game was just a very fortuitous accident and no one should be held accountable for it, including the players on the pitch, and I believe ......"
As he spoke, the phone rang again.
Alain Pardu turned his head to see it again, and it was Derek Lambias again.
What the hell is this guy doing? Actually killed a chain buckle?
For some reason, Alain Pardu had a very ominous premonition in his heart, because it was so unusual
Is it necessary to call so urgently?
Some of the more astute reporters at the scene noticed that Alain Pardu's face became ugly, and he seemed to be a little resistant to answering the phone, so he also smiled at Alain Pardu with a little bad taste.
"Mr. Pardu, it's okay, answer the phone first, we won't record" After saying that, he also pressed the recorder.
When the other reporters heard this, they were all happy to learn from each other.
Alain Pardu sat there on pins and needles, and under the gaze of everyone, he picked up his mobile phone and clicked to answer.
"Hey, Derek, it's me, Alain"
The moment he connected, he prayed to God and worship Buddha, don't be bad news
But sometimes, things in the world are like this, the more you are afraid of something, the more he will come.
"I'm sorry to inform you, Alain, the boss has decided that you don't have to go back to Newcastle"
Alain Pardu was shocked.
"What? What do you mean by that? ”
He was so excited that his voice was a little louder, so that all the reporters present could hear it clearly.
Suddenly, they all calmed down and looked at it.
That's big news
Derek Lambias on the other side of the phone was still very calm, "I mean, the boss decided to fire you"
"Fart" Alain Pardu stood up directly, and the movement was even louder.
"We still have a contract between us, even if the renewal contract has not been signed, but we still have more than a year to go to the contract, and now we will fire me?"
"Yes, Alain, calm down, although the contract is still more than a year, according to the terms of the contract we signed before, we have the right to terminate the contract early with the payment of a small amount of compensation, as for the compensation, our lawyer will talk to you"
After saying that, Rambias hung up the phone directly.
Alain Pardu was so angry that he threw his phone on the ground directly, and scolded angrily: "I'll fuck you"
When I raised my head again, I saw nearly a hundred reporters in front of me, all looking at me with an expression that seemed to be smiling but not smiling.
Shame
The scene of the tragic dismissal, which was watched by so many people, will definitely appear on the front page of the newspaper tomorrow
Thinking of this, Alain Pardu couldn't wait to dig a pit for himself on the spot and bury himself
It's all shameful to throw people on this, what's the point of living?
Alain Pardu took a deep breath, Yu Crisp didn't even say a word, directly separated the surrounding crowd, turned around and left.
"Gone?"
"Why are you leaving?"
"Hey, don't go, my big news"
"Wow, tomorrow is definitely the front page headline, how can you do it if you don't chase it?"
"Chase, chase"
Only then did a group of reporters come to their senses, and suddenly one or two hurriedly rushed out.
Southampton coach Bielsa, who had never spoken and kept his head down to think about things, suddenly raised his head and looked at the empty press conference room, full of strangeness.
"What's going on? Nobody? ”
I just looked down and thought about things, but for a while, I didn't even see a figure when I raised my head?
The Southampton press officer smiled a little wryly, this head coach is really enough, such a big movement can't interrupt his thoughts, and it's also a strange flower
Southampton thrashed Newcastle 8-0 at home.
Almost all the Saints fans were connected and raised their eyebrows loudly.
And the fans who questioned Southampton's strength and looked down on the Saints before, some still resisted stubbornly, and some admitted that Southampton's game impressed everyone.
Even some new fans were surprised that the promoted horses were slaughtering fourth-placed Newcastle in the league?
As a result, this group of fans who didn't know Southampton were severely scorned.
But soon, the news came again.