80_80813“goallllllllllllllllllllllllllll”

"Goal from Daniel Sturridge"

"In the 91st minute, Daniel Sturridge, a centre-forward who replaced Ibrahimovic, scored Southampton's eighth goal of the game, 8-0"

"Oh my God, this is a crazy game"

"It's unbelievable"

The entire St Mary's stadium was filled with deafening cheers from the stands, Saints fans

No one could have imagined that the game would evolve into what it is now.

Eight to zero, this is the biggest score since the start of the Premier League this season

Who would have thought that Southampton, who is 11th in the league, would slaughter Newcastle in fourth place in the league 8-0 at home?

But as it turned out, it really happened

Alain Pardew sat in the away dugout, staring blankly ahead.

The Newcastle players on the pitch all looked very depressed, looked unmotivated, and walked with a lack of energy.

This is also a portrayal of the Magpies' entire game

If Newcastle was able to create a little pressing and pressure for Southampton in the first ten minutes, then as Southampton scored goals one after another, Newcastle was gradually forced into a desperate situation.

Three goals from Paul Pogba, Ravel Morrison and Zlatan Ibrahimovic caught Newcastle off guard.

Alain Pardu tried again and again to stabilize the situation, but still couldn't.

It was followed by goals from Toni Kroos and Javi Martinez to make it five to zero.

Five goals were conceded in the first half, and this game was a lost game without having to play.

But at half-time, Alain Pardew replaced two players in one go, intending to turn the situation around, at least to play with the dignity of the top four teams in the league and save some morale.

But in the end it was in vain.

After Southampton won the second half, they still did not relax and still launched a fierce attack on Newcastle.

First, Raphael Varane took advantage of a set-piece opportunity to head Toni Kroos' penalty into the back of the net.

Modric then took advantage of a chance on the edge of the box to curl the ball into the back of the net.

In the final moments of the game, Eden Hazard provided another assist and Sturridge, who had been on the bench for half an hour, scored Southampton's eighth and final goal of the game.

Among them, although Belgian player Hazard did not score in this game, his hat trick of assists was very impressive, and Ravel Morrison on the right side and midfielder Pogba also made a pass and a shot, and the table was very eye-catching.

Watching the cheers and celebrations of the Southampton players on the pitch, and then looking at the Newcastle players who looked like defeated roosters, walking dead, looking very numb, Alain Pardue felt like crying.

He has been coaching football for so many years, and he has never lost so badly as he does today.

What made him even more unacceptable was that he couldn't even say why he lost like this.

Is it just luck?

Is it really just that the skills are not as good as others?

No, it's certainly not enough, it's much more than that

Referee Philippe Dodd finally blew the whistle for the end of this nightmarish match.

Alan Pardew breathed a sigh of relief and he believes it wasn't just him, but all the Newcastle players were relieved as well.

It's a good thing that this kind of game ends sooner and gets rid of it sooner.

Who wants to stay on the football pitch and let their opponents ravage them?

And it must be said that Southampton was too ungraceful in this game

You're already so far ahead, so that we Newcastle have no power to resist, and your attitude is to give up the game, but you are still a fierce attack, can you still have some grace?

Do you still know what mutual respect is?

Thinking of this, Alain Pardu stretched out his big hand and wiped his face vigorously, slightly wet, unable to tell whether it was tears or cold sweat, but the whole person was a little more energetic.

Standing up from the visitors' dugout, he took a deep breath and cheered himself on in his head.

It's okay, it's just a game, and if you lose, you lose

Damn, Southampton, I remember, the second leg was at the Sporting Goods Stadium, and you guys had good fruit to eat

Let's see if I don't give some color when the time comes

Alain Pardu saw that the players were coming down with their heads pulled by their heads, and he was about to catch them.

At this time, the manager should give his players a boost and cheer

But when he walked out of the away team's coach's box, he saw a sudden thunderous cheer burst into the stadium.

Alain Pardu's heart skipped a beat, and he thought he had scored again

He's got a goal phobia now

But in an instant, he realized that the game was over, where did the goal come from?

But when he looked at the voice, he suddenly couldn't hang his face.

It turned out to be the die-hard fans in the Southampton Chairman's Stand who unfurled a large banner that read......

"Mr. Alain Pardu, are you still satisfied with our service? Welcome to come back next time"

Alain Pardu was enraged again, so angry that his whole face turned red, and he almost wanted to vomit blood.

But he had to hold back the anger in his heart.

Otherwise, what else could he do?

Get you back? Provocation?

Everyone knows that the result of retaliation and provocation is that the FA's heavy penalty will come tomorrow

Therefore, Alain Pardu could only choose to walk back to the players' tunnel quickly, and he couldn't even meet the players on the field and comfort a few words, and left directly, out of sight

In the media grandstand area, all the reporters happened to capture this scene, and they immediately laughed.

"The Southampton fans are so talented"

"Who's to say it isn't? Temporary zuò came out, right? ”

"Definitely, otherwise who knows if the game is won or lost before the game?"

"It's amazing, I've heard about the devil's home field for a long time, but I didn't expect this skill to have it, and I'm so angry with Alain Pardu"

"That guy has a short temper and must be vomiting blood from his anger right now"

"The ability of this Saints fan to fall into the well is almost as good as Yang Huan's mouth."

"Isn't it? Before the game, when the reporter asked why he didn't fight back when he was ridiculed and scolded like this by Alain Pardu all day long, what did Yang Huan say? ”

"Haha, I remember, I remember, he said, don't quarrel with the stupid pen, otherwise others will not be able to tell who is the stupid pen"

"Yang Huan's mouth is good enough, I don't usually see him come forward, but as soon as he opened his mouth, he made a judgment with Alain Pardu, I think, he is definitely at the level of Ferguson and Mourinho"

"I think so too"

Charlene Lahri sat aside, laughing in her heart, Yang Huan's mouth is powerful, do you know now?

That's because you haven't fought with him, but whoever has fought with him, who doesn't know that Young Master Huan has a great mouth?

What is black can be said to be white, and what is dead can be said to be alive by him

Oh, by the way, when it comes to lip service, it seems that his kissing skills are quite good

Thinking about it, Charlene Lahri felt her heart soften.

"Southampton played with a lot of momentum" Stephen Howard didn't get involved, but looked calm, looking back at the game in his head.

"Well, eight goals, scored by eight different players, is really impressive"

Charlene Lahri also quickly collected her mood and responded.

"Judging from the evenly matched scene in the first ten minutes, the difference in strength between the two teams is definitely not so big, it can only be said that Newcastle is too careless, and they are a little carried away by the top four rankings in the league"

Stephen Howard praised: "That's right, otherwise, the strength of the two teams is two goals at most. ”

"Two balls?" Charlene Lahri didn't expect Stephen Howard to be so optimistic about Southampton.

Two goals, it should be the difference in strength between the top team and the downstream team, right?

"I don't think Newcastle have improved this season, their tactics haven't changed much, and it's unlikely that they can keep their position in the league from last season, especially Alain Pardew, who has come and gone, it's still the same."

Charlene Lahri listened and couldn't help but nod in admiration.

In the end, it is the chief football reporter of The Sun, and what is analyzed does have its own uniqueness.

The current Premier League is paying more and more attention to managers and tactics, especially at the tactical level, which has become more and more open over the years, and there are more and more exchanges with the European continent.

To give the simplest example, that is, among the 20 teams in the current Premier League, there are very few English coaches, only three or four such as Mark Hughes and Allardyce, even if you add the local British coaches in Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland, that is less than half, and foreign coaches still account for the majority.

And among the local coaches, there are many young coaches including Brendon Rodgers, who have been studying in Europe for a long time.

Although the old coach Sam Allardyce has been coaching for many years and has not achieved much success, he has also taken the initiative to learn and learn from all over Europe in recent years, and is the most staunch supporter of the Premier League's digital reform, but he has always been in the middle and lower teams.

When it comes to coaches, Ferguson, Arsene Wenger, Bielsa, Benitez and Mancini are all well-known coach-level managers in Europe.

Even if you take a step back, the likes of David Moyes, Villas-Boas, Brendan Rodgers, Martinez, Martin O'Neill, Laudrup and Joel are all European first-class managers who have proven their coaching skills one after another.

Such a gathering of heroes, coupled with the fierce competition among the Premier League teams themselves, the middle and lower teams rely on strong broadcast fee sharing income, and have quite good financial resources in terms of recruitment, which makes the competition in the entire Premier League very fierce, even tragic.

Looking at other leagues in Europe, which one will be like the Premier League?

In terms of the overall level of the league, the strength of players and managers, the financial strength of the team, and the Premier League are firmly ahead of other leagues, even if it is the Bundesliga

As for La Liga, who else besides Real Madrid and Barcelona, and the recent rise of Atletico Madrid?

The quality of the players and the quality of the manager make the situation in the Premier League change very quickly.

You used this set of tactics to win the world last season, maybe others are not familiar with it, and you succeeded.

But you don't want to make progress, and you continue to play like this this season, do you really think that others are fools?

Thinking of this, Charlene Lahri sighed with embarrassment.

"For the Magpies to make a breakthrough in results, either Alain Pardu will have a big idea, or they will have to change their manager"

England has no name, and I don't know how many years it has been

After Redknapp went down, there was finally an Alain Pardu, who knows......

Overnight fight back to before liberation

"Alain Pardew is known for his character, and last season's success may have made him and Newcastle both misjudged the league shape, and the team's league standings are pretty good now, so there shouldn't be any danger for the time being," Stephen Howard said with a wry smile.

"Besides, if you really fire Alain Pardu, with Ashley's urine, who would want to go to Newcastle?"

Charlene Lahri couldn't help but giggle.

Ashley's tease is indeed a toss-up.

"Eh, Charlene," Stephen Howard secretly gave a sneaky look.

"Huh?"

"I received the news, I heard that Young Master Huan threatened to ban Ashley at the chairman's summit, you are familiar with Young Master Huan, when will you have the opportunity to help me set up the nesting, how about it?"

I...... With Young Master Huan...... Ripe?

Charlene Lahri's pink face suddenly turned red.

It's as if the deepest secret in my heart has been dug up.

"Who said I knew him? You're familiar with him, not only with him, but with your whole family."