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The fat man leisurely lit a cigarette, took a puff, and pretended to be deep: "He told me... Xiaoman went on a trip with a black hand. ”

Two months ago, ten minutes after the fat man got off the plane - "What? Tourism? Which? The fat man's face instantly turned the color of pig liver, and if it weren't for the large number of people around him, he would have an urge to strangle to death.

"Fuck, they're going on a trip, so you're not going to stop the black hand? You're her brother! Do you know what that means? The fat man shook his fist vigorously, a little bit like he wanted to go wild.

Montagonous hurriedly said: "Don't worry, there is a solution to this matter." ”

"Resolved... They're all gone, what else to solve... It's over, it's late... Nothing. The fat man lost his soul and sat on the steps, with a hippie smile on his face, and tears flashed in the eyes of the obscene and trivial fat man.

"Look at your unproductive energy! I mean, they went on a trip, but I didn't say they did it alone! The sin monstrous kicked the fat man's ass hard.

"Huh?" The fat man stood up suddenly, "Who?" Who went with them? ”

As soon as he put his hand on the fat man's shoulder, he said as he walked: "Don't worry, before leaving, I have already told 'Big Eyes' that I will follow the two of them as a light bulb twenty-four hours a day, and never give them any chance to be alone!" ”

"! You're scaring me to death! This guy called 'Big Eyes' is reliable, right? The fat man's face softened a little.

"Nonsense! Can the people I choose be unreliable? Besides, you can't believe my 'little black hand' too much, don't look at her fashionable clothes, she is actually a very conservative girl. In the past, when I was in my studio, I don't know how many young, beautiful, and rich people chased her and wanted to 'what' with her, but she refused. The heinous sin said.

"Of course... She's my little black hand......"

Tang Xuan's villa - "Rub, this trick is simply amazing!" Zhang Mu was full of praise, find a light bulb to follow Xiaoman and the black hand 24 hours a day, who came up with this idea? It's a loss to the home!

"This guy called 'Monstrous' is so smart, haha! And then what? Tang Xuan was also interested, and asked closer.

"And then... A few days later, they returned. The fat man shrugged.

Two months ago, Xiaoman, Black Hand, and Big Eyes returned and said-"Haha, this trip is really fun, we're back!" Big Eye was the first to walk into the monstrous studio, laughing and laughing, and at the same time, he secretly made an 'ok' gesture to the monstrous sin.

'Big Eyes' is worthy of being called Big Eyes, a young man with thick eyebrows and big eyes, in his early twenties.

"What's the fun, I went for three days, and the landlord who fought for three days ......" At this time, another man spoke up.

The fat man stood up from the corner of the studio and looked at Xiao Man with hostility.

As monstrous said, Xiaoman's appearance is definitely handsome and extraordinary, and his figure is also maintained excellently, from the inside to the outside, a pair of Hong Kong and Taiwan star skeletons, which makes people unable to find the slightest flaw.

Different from other young people, this little man's gestures have a mature temperament that does not conform to the current young people.

"Ahh Yes! You're back! The sin monstrous glanced at the fat man, turned around and said, "Aman, introduce someone to you." ”

"Fatty, his ID in Heroes and Invincibles is called 'Slim Body'." Evil is monstrous.

"Luck, luck!"

"Long up, long back!"

The two men shook hands fakely, and the fat man hooked behind Xiao Man, "What about the little black hand?" ”

"Oh, Xiaoyi won't be able to come over until the evening, she's home now." Xiao Man grinned.

"It's so intimate, and it's 'Xiaoyi'... Who are you Xiaoyi... Damn, don't smile at Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is not a woman, I don't eat your set. The fat man scolded angrily in his heart, but his face was impassive, and he smiled: "Oh... Understand, then, Xiaoman, I heard that you have just come into contact with Hero Invincible not long ago, and now you are mixing in the map at what level? ”

"Oh, fat brother, you talked about my weakness, I've just entered the 6th level map." Xiao Man laughed.

"It's only a 6th-level map, so do you want me to take you?"

"No need, Xiaoyi has taken me, I made an appointment with her to go online to open up the wasteland together at night. Well, I'm a little tired, so I'll go back and sleep for a while. After saying that, Xiao Man left the studio directly.

It wasn't until 7:20 in the evening that the black hand came back, and with her was Xiaoman, the two of them held hands, talking and laughing.

"Little Black Hand!" The fat man squeezed a smile from his face, and he longed to chop off Xiaoman's 'claws'.

"Huh... Brother Slim, why are you here? The black hand was stunned for a moment. Regarding the fact that the fat man is coming, it is strictly forbidden for others to leak it, so the black hand does not know.

"Huh... Ha, yes! I missed you, so I came to see you. The fat man laughed while forcibly pulling the black hand to his side, and said like a cannon: "Let's go, I'll take you to the 9th level map to play, and in a few months it will be the national honor again, how can you do it if you don't work hard to upgrade resources?" By the way, how are your troops now? ”

Black Hand: "I ......"

"Don't worry about you, you, me and me, why are we so clear? It's not easy for me to come here, you don't want to refuse me, do you? A big hat 'from afar' buttoned down, and the black hand immediately had nothing to say, and nodded: "Hmm! ”

Just as the fat man and the black hand were about to turn on the computer, they heard Xiao Man behind him shout: "Xiaoyi, you promised me that you would take me to the maze to level up today." ”

"I'm busy, I don't have time." The fat man replied for the black hand.

Xiaoman's complexion changed suddenly, and he became a little hideous: "Fatty, did I ask you?" ”

"Is that what you call Fatty?" The fat man was worried that he couldn't find a chance to have a seizure, so he stood up from his position with a 'poof' and shouted in a high octave: "They call me fat, that's because it's cooked, you?" What are you? How dare you call me that? ”

Xiaoman didn't back down and said, "You don't know that you're fat?" ”

At this time, there was an extremely strong smell of gunsmoke in the air, and dozens of people in the studio held their breath. I want to stop it, but I don't know where to start.

"yes, I'm fat! But have you beaten a fat man? "The fat man's body was shocked, and he raised his hand to 'bang' Xiaoman's face. To be honest, this beautiful face really made the fat man feel an unprecedented sense of crisis.

Tang Xuan's villa - "No, you actually did it first?" Zhang Mu opened his mouth wide.

"Good fight!" The Northeast Yankee Strike Festival exclaimed: "This is called a gentleman, shoot when it's time to shoot!" ”

"It's over, now, the little black hand whose boyfriend was beaten must ignore you, right? Whatever the situation was, it was wrong to do it first. Tang Xuan shook her head.

The fat man sighed: "Alas, one misstep becomes a thousand years of hatred." Since then, the black hand has never paid attention to me again, and has not said a word to me, but it is Xiaoman's stinky boy, who has been blessed by misfortune, and drinks the soup stewed for him by the little black hand every day... I don't understand, I just hit him with a black eye, do you need to drink chicken soup every day? ”

"What's next? What do you do next? Hearing this, everyone became even more curious. Theoretically, the story should have come to an end here, and the result was that the fat man failed and Xiaoman captured the heart of the beauty.

"Next, I changed my strategy and decided not to fight Xiaoman!" The fat man grinned.

"What's the strategy?" Everyone asked in unison.

"I asked me to find more than a dozen private detectives, starting with my identity, background and daily life. I don't believe that such a handsome and extraordinary young man would have only one girlfriend. The fat man lit another cigarette, took a few puffs and said, "In the first half month, Xiaoman didn't move, and I guess he was recuperating from his injuries." But as soon as his injuries healed, the fox's tail was immediately revealed! ”

"What is it?"

In addition to the black hand, he also has two other girlfriends, one of whom is a white-collar worker of a company and often travels on business, so they can only see each other less than once a week, but every time they go to open a room, and they live in his sister's five-star hotel. And the other is a current student. ”

"Haha! It's good now, the photos must have been taken, you showed these photos to the black hand? Zhang Mu laughed.

"It's not that simple." The fat man said with a serious face: "After nearly a month of investigation, I found out that this Xiaoman was famous for his 'hundred people beheading' in high school, with his appearance, and his father's broken money, I don't know how many girl students have had a relationship, and several female students are looking for death for him, and it seems that he jumped off the building and died." Later, according to the memories of one of his classmates, Xiaoman once boasted about Haikou, saying that he must complete the 'emperor's dream' in his lifetime. ”

"The Emperor's dream? What's that? The crowd wondered.

"With three thousand... Uh, pure women have sex ......"

"Shameless!"

"Despicable!"

"It's so nasty!"

Several of the ladies present scolded angrily.

"What's next?" Zhang Mu was eager to hear the following.

"What's next... I asked Xiaoman to the park and said that I wanted to talk to him......"

One night dozens of days ago - "What are you looking for me?" Do you still want to beat me up? Xiao Man pinched his waist and kept a certain distance from the fat man.

"No, I'm here today, not to fight with you, I want to beg you, give me the little black hand, I can't live without her." The fat man choked and pleaded, as if he had cried.

"Why? She's my girlfriend, why should she give it to you? Besides, what does it matter to me whether you are dead or alive? Xiao Man said triumphantly, like a rooster who has won a fight, and said proudly.

"Please... Please..."The fat man almost knelt down for him.

Sure that the fat man was begging for himself with sincerity, Xiaoman slowly approached the fat man, stopped at a distance of about two meters, and snorted coldly: "What a man who has no prospects, just for a woman!" Okay, I'll give it to you if you want. ”

"Really? It's true? The fat man said 'grateful'.

"However, that will have to wait until I have sex with her first..."Xiao Man said with a smile: "When she was abandoned by me and hurt her feelings, you can take advantage of the situation and kill two birds with one stone, brother!" ”

"You? Why are you doing this? The fat man was 'shocked', and his eyes were about to fall to the ground.

"Because I have a great ambition to be an emperor in my lifetime...... Women are just my playthings. Xiao Man raised his head.

"All right, you all come out, you all heard what he said." The fat man changed his appearance just now, straightened his waist and yelled around.

When Xiao Man was stunned, the heinous criminals, criminal shooters, and criminal black hands came out of the grass one after another.

Tang Xuan's Villa - "Later... And then? ”

Later, the black hand personally slapped him and threw him into my arms. Then, I gave his information, photos, and the content of his speech to his other two girlfriends, and then posted them on the Internet. I estimate that if he doesn't have plastic surgery, he will definitely not be able to get along in China. As for his current whereabouts, I don't know. The fat man shook his head.

"Hey!" Zhang Mu said in an ambiguous tone: "What step have you and the little black hand reached?" ”

"Ahem..."The fat man stood up, grabbed his wine glass as a microphone and said: "With a song, it is enough to explain everything, listen to me sing - ijusthassex~~~."

(To be continued)