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Everyone's eyes widened like cowbells.

That's too exciting, isn't it?

"Wouldn't it? Isn't it monstrous, isn't the black hand the kind of casual girl, how can you get it so easily? There is also a limit to making up nonsense, are you afraid of losing face in front of us, so you deliberately said this? "Deng Jie's face has a huge 'disbelief' written on it.

The fat man snorted, "I know you don't believe it." As he spoke, he reached out and took out a palm-sized red notebook from his pocket and raised it in front of everyone: "Isn't that enough to explain everything?" ”

"Ahh Everyone saw clearly the three gilded characters written in this book, and it was 'marriage certificate!' ’。

"Oh my God, you're married to a black hand?" Zhang Mu was stunned, and the expressions on the faces of the other ladies were more shocking and shocking. They knew that the fat man liked black hands, but they didn't know that he liked it to the extent of talking about marriage.

He actually registered his marriage with the black hand in a lightning flash!

"Tell us what's going on." Zhang Mu was anxious.

The fat man smiled proudly, put the marriage certificate back in his pocket, sat back on the sofa, and said slowly: "The third day after Xiao Meng's incident passed......"

About ten days ago - "Oh, little black hand, don't cry, it's really not worth it to be sad for that kind of person!" The fat man was holding a tissue in his hand, anxious like an ant on a hot pot, and he was spinning around the black hand.

Every time the black hand shed a tear, his heart felt as if it had been cut by a knife, and the pain was unbearable for ordinary people.

"I didn't expect him to be that kind of person." The black hand choked up, and the little girl's eyes were swollen from crying.

"It's not that you don't know, handsome guys are unreliable. If you are really looking for a husband and a boyfriend, you must be looking for an honest and reliable person like me, like Xiao Meng, that is, he looks bright on the outside, but he is a rotten banana in his bones! While praising himself, the fat man did not forget to hit Xiao Meng hard and trample him to death.

The black hand wiped his tears and said with some sobbing: "Fat brother, why are you so good to me...... I ignored you the other day..."

"Stupid! That's because I like you, that's because I love you! Although I didn't succeed in losing weight, my heart for you has never changed! Even if you ignore me, no one can shake your position in my heart! ”

After the fat man said this, the black hand suddenly stopped crying, and the corners of his mouth twitched a few times, but he did not speak.

The little girl was calm on the outside, but her heart was boiling like boiling water.

After being silent for a long time, the fat man suddenly changed to a serious expression and said: "I know I'm not handsome, I know I'm fat, I know that my character is not very good, and I also know that I'm usually a little obscene." But I can assure you that I will never leave you for the rest of my life! Even if the mountains collapse, the earth cracks, the oceans dry up, and the earth explodes, I will never change my mind about you, I swear to God! ”

"Why do you swear like this..."The black hand rubbed her nose, her mood seemed to have improved a little, but the tone of her voice still carried some resentment.

"How do I know if you're lying to me..."

"Let's get married, get the marriage certificate first!" The fat man took a deep breath and said.

At this time, Montagonous walked out of the studio with a stunned face: "I, I heard you right, right?!" Fatty, you were proposing to the Black Hand just now? ”

The fat man couldn't help but say, dragged the monstrous to his side, took out a shining diamond ring from his pocket, and said loudly: "Monstrous you came just in time, you will be our witness!" ”

After speaking, ignoring the reactions of the black hand and the monstrous two, he knelt down on one knee, held the diamond ring above his head, and said sincerely: "Marry me, from now on, my things are your things, and your things are still your things!" I will be as good to you as I am to my father and mother! ”

These words were touching and sincere, and the black hand couldn't resist the fat man's language offensive at all, and his handsome little face, like a ripe apple, nodded his head in a ghostly way...... Tang Xuan's villa - "Ahhhhh It's so romantic! Deng Jie screamed loudly, and couldn't help but slap the fat man's pink fist: "I can't imagine that your dead fat man's mouth is so sweet, and you can make girls happy!" ”

Zhang Mu gave a thumbs up and praised repeatedly: "Brother, you impress me too much!" ”

"Cow!"

"It's called the legendary 'Pursuit of Victory'..."

Listening to the blessings and praises of the people around him, the fat man was a little 'shy', lowered his head, and smiled obscenely, "Sometimes, it's as simple as 'cheating' a wife." ”

"You stinky boy, it's so boring." The Northeast Yankee said angrily: "If you don't notify us of such a big event as getting married, do you have any brothers in your heart?" The Northeasterner clenched his fists to a clattering sound.

"Ouch, don't get excited, now I'm just getting a certificate, setting up a banquet or something... Besides, you only have one time in your life... You have to take it seriously and do a lot of preparation! The fat man said busily.

"I don't understand, so why did you suddenly come back today? I should stay with your wife. "Zhang Mu's name for the black hand directly changed to 'your wife'.

"Nonsense, tomorrow it's time to make an appointment with 'Wei Shuwu', can I not come back?" What the fat man said was a little righteous and awe-inspiring, and Zhang Mu was almost moved by him.

"This is a brother." Zhang Mu said with emotion.

"Of course, the fight is only one of the points, and more importantly, the monstrous won't let me stay in the studio with the black hand." The fat man shrugged his shoulders in anguish.

"Why?" The crowd asked.

"They said that my black hands were greasy and crooked all day long, and it seriously affected the progress of their studio... So, kicked us out. ”

"Damn, that's what feelings are all about! It turns out that you are also a heavy color and light friend! Zhang Mu scolded loudly.

Before you know it, it's two o'clock in the morning. Although it was late at night, the group of young people in Tang Xuan's villa were not sleepy, and at this time, there were still a full 10 hours before the end of the game update.

"Anyway, it's great that you're back. Not only did I marry a beautiful woman, but I also made up for the only vacancy in the team, and I am more confident in this afternoon's fight. Zhang Mu was full of smiles, extremely bright.

"The black hand was chased by you, but your development in the game must have fallen behind a lot." While Deng Jie was happy for the fat man, she still didn't forget to splash him with a basin of cold water.

"Just kidding, the game is my second life, how can I fall behind in the game? By the time we go to war this afternoon, you'll know how good I am with this 'toothpaste'. After speaking, the fat man got up to leave, "You guys play slowly here, I'll go back first, if you come out for too long, my wife will be worried." ”

"What? Lose sleep over something? Black hand, she can't..."Zhang Mu's eyes rolled.

"Well, that's right, my wife is waiting for me at home, to be precise, in your villa." The fat man grinned.

(To be continued)