Si Yinuo hid behind Xiaobai and looked at Mao Mao timidly: "Snacks...... Eaten up early......"

"Then how do you celebrate Sister Xiaolan!" Mao Mao closed the refrigerator door with a "pound", angrily crossed his hands on his hips, and the hair on his face blew up, "No matter!" Get your money! ”

"Poof!" Jiang Yan immediately spurted blood, Mao Mao looked at it and frowned: "Senior Jiang Yan, you forget it, I know that you are so poor that you can only drink dog blood." ”

Drink dog blood! I looked at Jiang Yan's pale face, is it really okay for a vampire to drink dog blood? Isn't it the legend that black dog blood can kill zombies?

No, this zombie should be the kind of zombie of the black girl.

Jiang Yan's face was also extremely embarrassed, and he immediately took out his pocket: "It's okay, I still have it." With that, he dug up a few ...... Belch...... The steel hammer was placed on the coffee table.

Qing Yu also immediately pulled left and left, and took out a few crumpled pieces of paper.

Si Yinuo began to open Xiaobai's mouth, as if he had hidden the money in Xiaobai's mouth.

Seeing them so pitiful and embarrassed, I couldn't help but say, "It's okay, it's okay, I've got money!" ”

Immediately, everyone's eyes were shining at me.

I'll go, how poor you must be.

I took my wallet out of my pocket with great pomp and pulled out my hundred-dollar bill magnificently! Hum hum hum, suddenly there is a feeling of a local tyrant!

I'm the richest in this dormitory!

However, when I took out the hundred-yuan bill, they took a look at it and began to do their own things again, Jiang Yan began to turn over the pillow of the sofa while sucking the blood bag, as if he wanted to find a few more steel hammers, Qing Yu also began to look under the coffee table, Si Yinuo continued to dig Xiaobai's mouth.

Huh?

What do you mean?

Think I don't have enough money?

"Sister Xiaolan......" Mao Mao came to my side and looked at me embarrassedly, "You can't use RMB here ......"

I blinked, "Can that be redeemed?" It's not that the renminbi can be exchanged for the dark currency, so can't it be exchanged for the money you have here? ”

"Can't ......," Mao Mao pursed her mouth, her gray beard drooping from her face, and then looked at me awkwardly, "and the Stygian Coin is an imagination of your human world...... Don't use that ...... below."

...... "Well, it's me thinking too much......

He took a pile of crumpled money and steel hammers to Mao Mao's side, handed it to her, and looked at me with a blood bag: "The academy wants us to experience the life of mortals, so no one can bring money into the school, here you need to work by yourself to earn money, in the Shenmo Academy, there are all kinds of tasks and jobs provided by others." Today...... We'll just have to treat you to the skewers...... When we make money, we'll treat you to a good meal!" ”

"Masturbation! All right! I liked it the most! Let's go! "I immediately pulled everyone up, and they were relieved to see that I was so happy, and it seemed that they were really a little worried that I didn't mind that they weren't arrogant enough.

In fact, as long as you celebrate this kind of thing with your favorite friends, even if it is two cans of beer and a few fried skewers, you are very happy, what do you want to do with big fish and meat?

When the door opened, it was as noisy as if it had exploded.

There are firecrackers, there is music, and DJ-like people shouting on it: "Yo yo Chek trouble~~~"

Ouch I'll go, I really think the gods are old-fashioned.

Suddenly, I only heard a "thump" sound, only to see a champagne stuff pop out, followed by Jiang Yan calmly held up an umbrella, and then "Wow!" With a bang, the champagne spilled.

I looked at the general who was holding the umbrella for me: "You guys...... I think I'm very experienced! ”

Jiang Yan nodded: "It's common to live on the first floor." ”

"A lot of them are deliberate!" Mao Mao said angrily that she should be a grumpy girl. She strode out: "You guys! Suddenly, Si Yinuo ran to her side and covered her mouth: "Maomao, don't make noise, let's ...... Can't afford to be troubled......"

Mao Mao looked at them angrily, and continued to suck the blood bag, Qing Yu nodded heavily: "En!" ”

"I'm!" Mao Mao stomped her feet angrily, "Smack!" A piece of cake was thrown down, Si Yinuo immediately pushed her, and then Xiao Bai opened his big mouth at a very fast speed and actually swallowed the cake.

"Hiccup~~~~" Xiaobai also hiccuped, with a satisfied face, hey, it's cheap.

Seeing Maomao so depressed, I immediately ran to her and took her hand: "Okay, okay, let's celebrate ours, don't let this kind of thing affect our mood, go!" Let's eat skewers and go! ”

But...... There will also be masturbation in the place of the gods?

No!

There's more to it than just masturbation! And fried chicken and beer!

When I stood in the food court, I was dumbfounded!

The long food street is lined with red lights on both sides, and all kinds of Chinese and foreign snacks are here, even if it is the kind of nook and cranny food that I don't know about the country, it is also here!

"Oh my God! Hall! Ah——————" I shouted to the sky, kneeling down, "I don't want to leave here even if I die!" But, but you are immortals, why do you still eat?! I jumped up and looked at them suspiciously.

Mao Mao grinned: "Immortals also like to taste food~~~"

"And there are also many descendants of demigods, and they are generally of human blood, so they will also be hungry." Jiang Yan continued.

Si Yi Nuo raised his hand nononoly: "Human food...... I love ......."

I nodded again and again: "Oh, oh, I really didn't expect that the gods also love to eat food." ”

"Forced!" Suddenly, Qing Yu said in a deep voice, with a blue light in her eyes.

Jiang Yan sucked a mouthful of blood: "Yes, the gods want to talk about the style, and the food is also a kind of food, let's go, there is a best skewer here." ”

"Cool-" I, Xia Xiaolan, will die here————

The kebab shop is in the far corner of the whole food street, because it is more "polluted", and it is more disgusted by high-end shops like us, and the smoke is too heavy.

Moreover, it is not a shop at all, it is just a stall, and it is the same as us in the mortal world, with a few tables in front of it, and I was stunned when I saw the owner of the kebab shop!

The owner of the kebab shop is a relative of Zhu Bajie! It's actually a pig face!

The boss was shirtless and only took care of a leather bib, his exposed body was still shiny, but he was holding a cigar in his mouth, and for some reason, he suddenly felt that he was very tugging.

I stood in front of the oven and looked at him for a long time with my jaw dislocated.

He looked at me with his little pig eyes while kebabing: "Newcomer." ”

"Eun!"

He had a cigarette in his mouth and his speech was a little slurred.

"Do you think I'm Marshal Tianpeng?"

"Eun!" I nodded again.

"Poof!" No need to ask, it's spraying again.

Maomao and the others were already seated and snickered on the sidelines.

I looked at my boss dumbfounded: "That's ...... Are you? ”

He gave me a cool look with a cigar in his mouth and said, "You've read too many novels." ”

"......" doesn't seem to be, and then I look at the skewers next to me, "You...... Kebab ...... Not so good......"

Boss Pig squinted his eyes, stopped his movements with a cigar in his mouth, and then suddenly raised his hand to take out a cigar at forty-five degrees and took a long puff of cigarette: "Whew...... So I only grilled beef skewers and lamb kebabs......"

"Poof!" This time it's me.

"Hahahaha-hahaha-" Maomao is already crazy, I think, this world is so worth exploring!