Chapter 17 No money is the most painful
The pig boss of the kebab stall is called Boss Zhu, is it the surname Zhu or the image reason, anyway, Boss Zhu himself said that he called him Boss Zhu, although he was greasy, but he held a cigar skewer in his mouth I couldn't help but think of an image of Xing Ye, revealing a mysterious sense of vicissitudes, and Boss Zhu looked up at forty-five degrees from time to time, and there was a kind of sullen feeling of old Wenqing.
Everyone often comes here, Boss Zhu said.
A few plates of skewers, a few bottles of Coke, and it became a feast for everyone to celebrate tonight.
"Smack." Boss Zhu brought us another plate of mutton skewers, and Mao Mao looked at him strangely: "Boss Zhu, give too much." β
Boss Zhu winked at me with a cigar in his mouth: "Little girl, you played well, uncle invited you." β
I dislocated my jaw: "No, you can see it too!" β
He took away his cigar and spit out his cigarette: "Whew - I haven't seen such a good-looking video for a long time, and now the TV series in your world are getting more and more ugly, so let's watch your excitement today, watch." He lifted the huge pig's face and motioned for me to look up.
I followed his gaze and looked up, I'll go! I saw a huge screen hanging on all sides of the snack street, and to this day, the picture of my exam is still playing.
I covered my face and I said, how boring people in the divine realm must be! How long can a joke be watched?!
"Horror, tension, special effects, explosions, you did it all by yourself, hehe, thank you for giving us so much fun." Boss Zhu stretched out his hand and patted me twice, I couldn't raise my head when I covered my face, I only saw people passing by pointing at me, and I quickly lowered my face.
"Don't care." Mao Mao glanced at those people, "If you care too much, you will lose, come, eat skewers." β
Maomao is right, I can't stay for a moment if I care too much about this! In this world, you will only lose to cheeky people, so I will continue to be cheeky.
"Congratulations on clearing the customsββββ everyone cola collided together, and the general was holding a blood bag, and then I saw him pick up the skewers, and after his face was full of confusion, he put it down, sighed and continued to suck the blood bag.
I looked at him while eating: "Why don't you eat?" β
Smashing his face and mouth, he looked at the skewers greedily, but he still sighed and continued to suck his blood bag with one hand.
"Sister Xiaolan, senior, he can't eat it." Mao Mao and Qing Twilight, Si Yinuo all looked at him sympathetically, "Because the senior drinks dog blood all the year round, he drinks his body badly, except for dog blood, he will vomit and diarrhea when he eats other things." β
"Spitting up and down?" I looked at Jiang Yan sympathetically, his extremely poor face made his handsomeness diminish, he wrung his eyebrows and looked dull, as if he didn't want to speak, even the sound of the blood sucking bag was gone, I couldn't help asking, "Then why do you drink dog blood?" β
"Smack!" Someone kicked me, I looked over, Mao Mao only gave me color, Qing Wei also shook his head at me, Si Yi Nuo hid behind the white snake to watch the general.
Jiang Yan stood up and stopped drinking his blood bag: "I want to be alone. After saying that, he turned around and sat down at another table, looking at his blood bag and starting to be in a daze, the lonely back was strangely distressing.
"No money." Suddenly, Qing Yu said in a low voice, I looked at him, he also lowered his face, only ate his own skewers, Mao Mao sighed: "Senior Jiang Yan is a general, but the general's family is in the vampire family, has declined, the conditions are not good, their vampires rely on drinking human blood to maintain physical strength......"
"Human blood!" I quickly covered my mouth and lowered my voice, "It turns out that they really suck human blood!" β
Mao Mao nodded: "There is a shop here, you can buy it, it is an expired blood bag shipped from your world, so it is not harmful to you humans, but even if it is expired, it is extremely expensive to sell land in the fairy realm, and Senior Yan can't afford to drink it, so he can only drink the cheapest dead dog blood, dead dog blood is not good for his health, his body is getting worse and worse, and his physical strength is getting weaker and weaker, so he can't get a good job, and he can't earn too much money, so it's a vicious circle......" Mao Mao lowered his face sadly, raised his hand and touched his long eyebrows like a braid.
"Life in the Wonderland...... It's realistic......" Si Yinuo said timidly, his face so low that he could barely see it, "No money...... Nothing...... So, Sister Xiaolan...... You need to earn money too......" He raised his eyes and looked at me cautiously, then quickly lowered his head as if he was afraid that I would be angry, "but here...... It seems like...... Humans without you...... What can be done...... ...... thing"
Nani?
Am I going to starve here?!
Even if I don't buy anything else, I'll eat it just like Jiangyan! If you don't eat three meals, you will starve to death!
Thinking of this, I hurriedly masturbated two more strings, I don't know where the next meal is, so I'll eat first today.
"You can beg for food." Qing Yu said suddenly.
"Poof!" I almost squirted, I quickly covered my mouth, I couldn't let the food go to waste, I swallowed it all, and raised a smile at the worried eyes of the three of them: "Don't worry! I can pass the exam, I won't lose money! Come, it's a celebration for me, happy everybody, cheers-"
Everyone raised the Coke suspiciously, and their eyes were still full of worry.
At night, I sat alone on the steps in front of the door, and it finally became quiet, and I looked at my phone, there was no signal here, and I couldn't tell my dad that he was safe.
Gently, some fluorescent butterflies flew in front of me, and they were as beautiful as fireflies.
Sitting down next to me: "Can't sleep?" He looked sideways at me, his bloodless face turning an eerie green among the fluorescent butterflies.
I shook my head, pinching my phone, and he looked at it: "Immortal Realm is not allowed to contact family members. β
I was stunned for a moment, and immediately turned my face to look at him: "So you can't call either?" β
He nodded: "But there is a campus network, look." He pulled out his phone, and on it was a video, "Your video has the most clicks today, hehe." He laughed, he actually laughed!
"Don't let me look at it again." I hugged my head, "My phone doesn't seem to be useful here." β
"Useless? Let me see. He took his phone from my hand and looked at it, "Oh, this is a mortal card of yours, you need to upgrade here, but it costs money to upgrade." β
"It's money again!" I covered my face speechlessly and rubbed it, "Your fairy realm is really realistic. β
"Well, let Maomao borrow some from her brother."
"Maomao and my brother!" I turned my face to look at Jiang Yan, he picked up the blood bag and nodded, "Well, her brother ......" Jiang Yan paused his voice, looking a little hesitant, "There are rules in the fairy domain, if you don't borrow money from your brothers and sisters, it will seem that you are incapable, and you will not have the strength to continue to flow in the fairy world, in the fairy domain, everything depends on yourself." He twisted his fist, smiled, and looked at me, his blue eyes shining brightly. But you're in a special situation, I think...... Maomao will help with this, go to bed early, and the next life will be even more difficult. β
My face was black, and a fluorescent butterfly flew past his eyes, a green light flashed, senior, I can't sleep even more when you say that!
The next life, more! Add! Difficult! Laborious!
He smiled dryly, and seemed to realize that he had really "scared" me, reached out and patted me stiffly on the shoulder, got up and took his blood bag in his mouth, and walked away with a "purr".
I turned my face back and stroked my forehead, no matter how difficult the days ahead are, the first thing to solve in front of me is whether tomorrow's breakfast will be good!