She looked sideways at me and asked suspiciously, "Like you?" ”

I nodded vigorously.

"What are you kidding?" She raised her eyebrows and said, "You are the Lord of the City God, I am a demon, and your people should share the incense you should give it, not me." ”

"You can sit with me as long as you want," I said, "I know the best statue master, and if you have made a statue for you, of course you will eat incense with me." ”

"That's even more interesting," she said, the more she listened, the more incredulous, almost thinking I was talking nonsense, and said with a little mockery, "in what capacity am I sitting with you?" ”

"I know!" didn't think about it, but the burner who was a light bulb on the side came out, and said squirmingly: "Isn't the person sitting next to Lord Chenghuang Grandma Chenghuang?" Mother, you can really be a mother! ”

She was slightly stunned, her expression immediately became unnatural, and she immediately turned to the side, but when she thought about it, she seemed to have no face, and with a hook of her hand, she caught the burner, and her voice was sharp: "Jokes, you have to separate those who can afford it, and those who can't afford it." ”

When the burning ghost heard this, he was immediately frightened, and begged for mercy repeatedly: "Niangniang, the little one is wrong, the little one is wrong, the little one doesn't dare to talk nonsense anymore!" ”

As soon as I saw it, the burner was also unlucky to speak to me, so I quickly pleaded: "Yes, yes, you let her go!" ”

And the turnip looked at me, and it also dimmed slightly: "You mean, you also think she is talking nonsense?" ”

"Of course not," I said seriously, "Although she talked nonsense, she was right, and the only one who could eat incense with me was Grandma Chenghuang, so ......"

I swallowed and looked at her, "Would you like to?" ”

Turnip was stunned by my question, but immediately raised her eyebrows: "You're talking nonsense, aren't you?" ”

As she spoke, she threw the burner away with one hand, and turned around to leave.

I hurried to chase her, but her beautiful figure was very fast, and it was gone in an instant.

"Turnip...... Turnip! ”

No one answered me, and the big willow tree was empty, and there was only a cloud of cold wind left, which slapped me in the face.

"Mother, this is shy." The Burner hurriedly said: "Lord Chenghuang, this is a good thing-you think, she doesn't have you in her heart, why are you ashamed." ”

"You know a lot."

At this time, there was a faint sound of drumming from the west end of the village, and it was estimated that the good day had arrived, and I should go and take office.

I couldn't find her, and the time to take office couldn't be delayed, so I said to the big willow tree: "Turnip, I'm leaving, this time, it's to leave the ten-mile shop and go to the big city god temple to take office, I wanted you to go with me, if you don't want to, then you can think about it again, this time let's talk about it, I'll wait for you in the big city god temple - that identity, if you want it, I'll give it." ”

The cold wind continued to howl, blowing down the broken leaves from the trees and sweeping them all over the ground, and I heard no response.

The burner looked at me, with a black face, two white eyes shining even brighter, and then, a hand on my shoulder, put on a bewitching gesture: "Lord Chenghuang, you must be lacking Grandma Chenghuang right now!" This thing is easy to do, you see the small, the small is a brick, where there is a need to move, if the mother is unwilling, the small one will eat incense with you, okay? ”

I was full of black lines, and I was about to speak, when suddenly the cold wind came through again for some reason, raised the hanging tips from the big willow tree, and threw it over to the burning ghost.

This burned ghost frightened a soul, and disappeared.

I listened to the drums getting closer and closer, and I couldn't do anything, so I turned around and went back.

Waiting at the gate of the City God Temple, the time was just right, the huge guard of honor covered the entire street, but the living could not see, the president they were originally saying goodbye to the dead fish eyes, but it seemed that the atmosphere here was not ordinary, with the fear that they didn't quite understand, they went home: "Don't say, it's really cold here today, I always feel weak in my heart, go back first, if you are free, often come to the ten miles shop to play, our home, is your home!" ”

This is the effect of those soaps holding signs and shouting "avoidance of the living", even if the living can't see it, they can feel it.

And that huge team put down the guard of honor and saluted me: "Respectfully invite Lord Dacheng to take office!" ”

According to the rules, my group of followers, along with my father, bowed down to me.

Although this honor guard is far from the magnificence that Song Weimin gave me, the shape is different, it is more majestic and solemn, and the size is also bigger, like a small house.

I went on the guard of honor.

The team moved forward slowly, and I finally took a look at the Shilipu City God Temple.

When will it be next?

But...... It should be much more convenient, after all, the entire county is under my jurisdiction, and I don't have to be afraid of trespassing into other places under the jurisdiction of the city god, and the defendant is black.

According to the rules of taking office, this team must walk around the temple gate of every city god, which is a "patrol" for new officials to take office and declare sovereignty, which is equivalent to telling everyone that in the future, you will all be under my control.

The first thing I passed was the Jiulipo City God's Temple, and I saw that the Jiulipo City God's Lord had already waited respectfully outside, saluting, and the black pressure behind him was his soap.

A few months ago, when Lao Tzu came for the first time, he was still eating closed soup at the door, and the pigs didn't smell the dogs and didn't gnaw it.

"Jiulipo City God, meet the big city God."

When he said this, he didn't have the arrogance he had before, but he also didn't have the respect of ordinary subordinates to his boss, and his tone was frustrated, like singing.

I don't have to respond to anything, my heart said, could it be that he and Dacheng God have been here like this all these years? That big city god is really not easy.

But as soon as I looked down, I still saw the Jiulipo City God smile slightly.

I was at ease and congratulated me.

Then, the guard of honor went around, and they passed by, Qilitai, Liuzhangyuan and other places, the City God Temple in Qilitai is particularly modern, extremely concise, it can be seen that the lawyer has really worked hard, the door is shiny and bright, and it is estimated that the people who come to worship are what urban elites, no wonder at this time I look at the Qilitai City God are a lot more foreign.

Qilitai Chenghuang has a good relationship with me, not to mention, for my inspection, this is called a joy: "Congratulations to the big city god!" May the big city god be in the big city god temple, like a fish in water, step by step! ”

The City God's Temple in Liuzhang Yuan City God is also sprinkled with a new sweep - the leader inspects, of course, it is necessary to pay special attention to it, and also bow down: "Xia Guan congratulates the big city god on his grand plan and steady progress!" ”

He is quite proud, I think that my friendship with him is there, and in the future, it will definitely be better than before - it is the same as the "good relationship" said by those city gods who participated in the God Race, he is actually a bit snobbish and willing to move closer to powerful people, of course, individuals have a personal way of dealing with the world, this is his way of being an official, I don't need to think about it.

When I had finished all the places, I returned to the Great City God's Temple.

The soaps in the Great City God's Temple are naturally ready to kneel and wait for me, most of them are beaming, but there are also a small number of them, as if they are afraid, trembling all over, and they are particularly eye-catching.

Lu Hengchuan replaced the black mole soap and invited me down from the front, I swept those soap li, and the few trembling ones were so frightened that their legs were weak, and they could hardly kneel.

I remember why they were afraid.

I have been to the Great City God Temple twice before, once I was summoned by the Great City God, so that they laughed at it, saying that a living person can still be a City God, and can only smear the City God or something, and the second time I came, I was pitted by Jiulipo, and I was struck by lightning here. They should be trying to curry favor with Jiulipo Chenghuang, and they sneered at me again, and what they said was not very good.

But I didn't think about it, I, a living person, sat in the position of the big city god, and I had to call them on an errand in the future, so I was naturally scared to pee.

When I was interested, I asked the trembling ones, "What are you afraid of?" ”