"No, no fear." They hurriedly said: "The little one, the little one is just very excited, very excited, when I think of it, I have to run errands for the big city God, and I am proud in my heart." ”

Why don't you have the arrogance that used to be used as a backdrop?

Tang Benchu pursed his lips: "Master, these background boards are quite eloquent, what they said earlier is more poisonous than one sentence, and what they say now is more false than one sentence." ”

"What do you know?"

It is estimated that Tang Benchu had heard about this from the clerk in Dachenghuang before-that clerk was also quite fine, and it was estimated that he had chosen himself first, or he would be the first to get closer to us.

As I spoke, I saw a soap again—the kind of gatekeeper, and glanced at me coldly, with an expression that seemed to disdain my "villain's ambition", not to mention how cold it was, it was simply unconvinced.

This kind of soap is different from other soap at a glance.,It feels particularly tough - oh,I can see it.,This soap and I are quite fate.,Last time Silver Tooth was looking for trouble with me in the City God Temple.,I accidentally knocked out the ears of a stone statue.,If I'm not mistaken.,It's him.。

Sure enough, at first glance, there was a missing ear on his right.

Moreover, last time the big city god summoned me here, it was also the soul he hooked for me, I said let him see that I am a city god at all, and give me a few thin noodles, but he is not in the oil and salt, and he enforces the law impartially.

As soon as I looked at him, he remained motionless, carrying out his duty as a guard, standing motionless and fearless in the doorway.

Those background boards looked at me looking at him, as if secretly relieved: "This is also, there were so many people who offended the city god at the beginning, and I still had to pick the one who offended more powerfully, killing chickens and monkeys." ”

Lao Tzu's majesty is here, and he can use wool to kill chickens and monkeys?

I looked at the guard and asked, "Does your ear hurt?" ”

The guard's face did not change: "Day and night, it hurts badly." ”

As he spoke, he straightened his chest, like a battle hero, ready for the enemy to fire at him.

It's quite sincere! No wonder you hate me so much.

It's the same thing, if you get on the bus and are stepped on, and the other party ignores you and walks away, you don't have to be happy, let alone lose an ear.

I was happy and said, "Last time I knocked your ear off, it was indeed me who was careless, but I have never apologized to you, please bear with me, I am sorry." ”

As soon as I said this, all the people present were stunned and looked at me in disbelief.

Probably in history, there has never been a city god who has apologized to the soap Li under his command.

However, I am an unprecedented city god, and no matter how much I do anything unprecedented, it is nothing.

The guard was also stunned, raised his eyes, and looked at me as if in disbelief: "You ......"

The word "you" is a little flattering.

"Of course, I'm not just talking about it," I continued, "I know a very good master, and when she has time, I'll ask her over and fix it for you." ”

The guard still didn't seem to be able to come back to his senses, and opened his mouth for a long time, and then he knelt down to thank me: "Lord Dacheng doesn't care about his previous suspicions......"

I held him up with one hand: "Our previous suspicion is also because of me, you can go over here." ”

"The little ones don't dare ......"

"There's nothing to dare or not, if you do something wrong, you will be punished, and if you do something well, you will be rewarded, which is the rule of our Yin Division." I sat in the position of the big city god, wrote a smile on the corner of my mouth, and swept my eyes towards them: "Isn't it?" ”

"Lord Dacheng is wise!" All the soaps present knelt down, and the word "convinced" was written on everyone's face.

"Master, you're really awesome." Tang Benchu was very excited, and said in a low voice: "Just one or two sentences not only show your majesty, but also do not delay your kindness, and even show your forgiveness, this is really, let the apprentice admire!" ”

"If you know how to admire, you will learn it."

It's just the way of being an official, and I've been a leader for so long, so I still can't figure this thing out?

It is a truth to accept people and punish people's hearts - you have to convince them.

Speaking of which, at such a majestic moment, how can I let the dead fish eye see, I have to feel the admiration he threw at me, but when I looked at it, the dead fish eye and Wang Deguang were gone, and I hurriedly asked Tang Benchu: "Where did those two people go?" ”

Tang Benchu hurriedly said: "Mr. Lu said, as soon as you take over like this, the first thing should be to find out the handover of the local life and death book and merit list, of course, I took Wang Deguang to check - just now you handed over in Shili Shop, and he also helped you deal with these things, don't say, Mr. Lu must be a good helper." ”

"You're stupid, is that how you use it?" I glared at him.

Tang Benchu pretended to be stupid: "I'm not, don't I be biased?" I'm sensitive to numbers, but I'm not good at language. ”

"You are a Chinese, so you can't speak well?"

"It's the same white people." Saying that, it is estimated that Lu Hengchuan or the previous clerk taught Tang Benchu, he opened his throat and shouted: "Lord Dacheng is in office, please incense!" ”

"Yes!" A number of soaps hurriedly lined up, and the queues were neat, and I heard a very clear bell ringing.

"When ......"

A scent came.

This feeling is refreshing, it is almost ethereal, and - it seems to be much clearer in front of me.

I used to eat incense every day in Shilipu, but I have never eaten this feeling - just like I used to eat baked potatoes every day, and I didn't feel anything bad, and the food was very fragrant, but today I suddenly ate roast duck, and I was surprised that there can be such a thing in the world.

It simply opened the door to a new world, and it is not the same.

Moreover, the vision and hearing are all different from before - after eating incense, he is much stronger than ordinary people, but he is just much stronger than ordinary people, but he is much stronger than ordinary people, but he has no feeling of being a god.

It was only now that I was suddenly confirmed that I really had the identity of God.

It's hard to describe - like being reborn, feathering and ascending to immortals, I can do a lot of things that I couldn't think of before.

No wonder...... So many people want to be an immortal.

Of course, the ability of the gods is very great, but the responsibility on their shoulders is also very great, and what I get is not given by God for nothing.

I'm officially the big city god of the county.

"Wild boar, wild boar!" Before I was immersed in this magnificent feeling for a few seconds, I heard Lu Hengchuan shouting to me on the side, you said that this cheating daddy, let Lao Tzu pretend to be uncomfortable for a while and force you to be uncomfortable, isn't it? Why don't you have any eyesight?

Touching my murderous gaze, Lu Hengchuan also pretended to be unaware and waved his hand at me: "Come and take a look, the government affairs to be dealt with today." ”

Your mother, Lao Tzu's ass is not hot yet, and this is about to start work?

However, government affairs are important, and I have no choice but to follow him.

As a result, when I arrived at the side hall, I suddenly gasped, I really didn't know if I didn't see it, and I was shocked when I saw it, the first day of government affairs was so piled up!

"That's not right," I looked at Lu Hengchuan: "Didn't you say that the big city god left like this and dealt with all the things at hand?" What the hell is this?

"Lord Dacheng did take care of everything he should have dealt with before leaving." Lu Hengchuan raised his dead fish eyes and said coldly: "This is today. ”

Assi, it seems that I have reincarnated Li Qianshu in this life, and I really came to repay the debts of the people in the world!

"Alright, don't drag it out." Lu Hengchuan pulled the chair and said expressionlessly: "Please start with this prayer for approval, move quickly, and sleep before 0 o'clock." ”

What time is it, and you have to do it until 0 o'clock?

Wang Deguang had already helped me spread out those things, Tang Benchu stretched his neck to look at it, and was pushed away by Wang Deguang, and Ah Zor was very knowledgeable, and he had already gone to find a water dispenser for me to make coffee.

I sighed as I looked out the door at the large hall where my lone idol stood out.

Can I still have Grandma Chenghuang by my side?