Wu Xiaoqing looked at me with suspicion when she heard that the thing she wanted was so strange, but as soon as she came into contact with Lan Ruyue's sight, she shrunk her neck and didn't dare to squeak, so she had to go to find something.

Not to mention, this Wu Xiaoqing's migration palace is swollen, and the bones of his wrist are bulging, obviously he is usually stubborn, and his personality must be very strong, and he does not allow others to have his own opinions at all, just like a dictator. As the saying goes, marrying a wife is not virtuous for three generations, and Wu Xiaoqing is like this.

Wu Xiaoqing and his father hugged Wu Xiaoqing, with a very distressed expression, Cheng Xinghe squatted to the side and watched, like a tengu looking at the moon, not to mention how envious his expression was.

I looked at Wu Xiaoqing's pants by mistake, but I was stunned, mom, he's going to die, and he's still such a pillar?

is worthy of being a pilgrim of the god of silver evil, no wonder he thinks about the big ladies all day long.

At this time, Cheng Xinghe bumped me with his shoulder and whispered, "Qixing, do you feel that something is wrong?" ”

"Are you saying that Wutong God is usually obsessed with women, but this time he is fascinated by men?"

I guessed a few of that.

But Cheng Xinghe waved his hand: "It's not this, you didn't find out that Wu Xiaoqing is so interested in women, but he is not interested in Dumb Balan at all." ”

I replied, "Who would dare to use the dumb Baran's skill?" ”

It is estimated that she can cut off children and grandchildren with one kick, and this thought makes me feel a chill under me.

Cheng Xinghe replied: "Normal people don't dare, but people who can be fascinated by the five links are not normal people." ”

I frowned, this is also true, looking at Wu Xiaoqing's state, it is a sow that has to be crushed, Lan Ruyue's beauty, few ordinary people can't control her, but since she came, Wu Xiaoqing didn't look at her much.

Cheng Xinghe showed a very cunning look and said in a low voice: "I'm going to find an opportunity to get the ring around her neck to take a look." ”

Actually, I'm quite curious about Lan Ruyue's neck, but I still advised Cheng Xinghe: "If you're afraid of death, spare your life, don't let her beat her face full of peach blossoms." ”

Cheng Xinghe waved his hand: "You know a fart, mountain people have their own tricks." ”

Saying that, he stretched out his hand: "Bet 200 yuan?" ”

I glanced at Lan Ruyue's neck and patted his hand: "Deal." ”

Cheng Xinghe squinted his eyes and smiled.

Lan Ruyue didn't know that we were talking about her, a statue seemed to stand at the door, and as soon as her slender body let go, Wu Xiaoqing rushed back, holding what we wanted, and now more than half of the year, the Spring Festival couplets are all soil, making her whole person disgraced: "Do you think so?" For this Spring Festival couplet, I have to work hard with my old nose! ”

I saw that it was all right, and nodded.

At this time, there was a commotion outside, I looked sideways, and the outside was crowded with aunts who were watching the excitement, and the woman who was pushed down by Wu Xiaoqing before stood in front of her, foaming at the mouth and introducing Wu Xiaoqing to those aunts.

The aunts all showed half-believing expressions as if they were listening to the commentary: "Xiaoqing's child panicked when he saw a woman since he was a child, and my girl wore a crop top to greet him last time, but he didn't dare to raise his head, and his face was as red as a monkey's belly, why is this happening now?" ”

"It's all about watching TV and not learning well - now this TV is just teaching people how to kiss their mouths."

It would be nice if it could really be taught.

"You know what." The woman who was taken advantage of by Wu Xiaoqing showed an expression that everyone was drunk and I was sober: "If you want to blame, you have to blame Wu Xiaoqing's mother." ”

When the other aunts heard this, they came over: "Why? ”

"You don't know," said the woman smugly, "I saw it last time, and his mother stewed him out of the soup!" ”

Huan oil soup? What's this?

But before the woman could finish speaking, Wu Xiaoqing was impatient to pull the security door shut, and those neighbors retracted slowly, and their noses could be knocked off.

There was a lot of scolding outside, but Wu Xiaoqing didn't care about it, so she hurriedly asked me when I could start.

As soon as I saw it, the sky was slowly darkening, and I could already see a few points of starlight outside the window, so I nodded: "Start now, but you can only let Wu Xiaoqing stay here, you have to leave." ”

Wu Xiaoqing's father didn't think much about it, so he ran outside, but Wu Xiaoqing didn't do it, and shook off his father's hand: "Then what's the matter, why do we leave our home to you, what should you do if you steal our things?" ”

I made her laugh angrily, and Cheng Xinghe laughed directly: "Yes, we understand that breaking a family is worth a lot, but what do you have to steal?" Broom pimple or toilet paper? ”

Wu Xiaoqing's father also persuaded him, but Wu Xiaoqing sat on the ground with his mother's ass: "No, I just can't trust you, you drive us out, it's just that your heart is weak - maybe, you want to cut our Xiaoqing's waist." ”

You say I'm not a dry barbecue, I want a woolen kidney.

Lan Ruyue couldn't help but go up and was about to beat her, I said in my heart that Lan Ruyue was either seriously injured or disabled, and she had to pay for the medical expenses if she didn't make a good fuss, so she quickly grabbed her: "Okay, okay, it's okay to stay." ”

To be honest, if they don't leave, this thing can be done, but the last time my mother-in-law was bitten by a snake for ten years, I was afraid of the well rope, and I was afraid that something would come out of the whack.

Seeing Wu Xiaoqing like this, if I have to drive her out, it will also cause chaos for me.

So I told them that if you stay here, no matter what you hear, you must have three chapters of the covenant, first, you must not speak. Second, you can't move, and third, you can't open the door.

Wu Xiaoqing's mother immediately agreed: "Well, as long as I can stare at you, I don't have to endure it." ”

Wu Xiaoqing and his father also nodded.

So, I pasted the Spring Festival couplets on the inside of the door, pasted the crack in the door, and then put the bowl with the five grains in front of the statue of the god of Wutong - since Wu Xiaoqing's mother knew that her son was connected to the lives of these wood carvings, she had already wiped the wood carvings clean and put them on it.

Then, I applied the rhino oil to everyone, turned off the lights, lit nine incense sticks, and chanted: "The Tao is learned from the heart, the heart is passed on with false incense, the incense is hot in the jade furnace, the heart is in front of the immortals, the true spirit is looking forward to it, and the Dharma is in front of it." ”

This is actually read to the orthodox Wutong God, but these wild people have been pretending to be genuine, and they will definitely rush over when they hear it.

Sure enough, it didn't take long for the windows to crackle – like the wind before the rain.

But the curtains and the treetops outside the window didn't move at all, Zuo Xiaoqing's mother was stunned when she saw this formation, and she opened her mouth to ask me what kind of trick the window was moving, Lan Ruyue's eyes were fast, and with two fingers, she pinched Zuo Xiaoqing's fucking mouth like Donald Duck.

Cheng Xinghe looked at it and wanted to laugh, but he didn't dare to laugh.

At this moment, several figures stepped in through the window.

Wu Xiaoqing's family lives on the fifth floor, and this time Wu Xiaoqing covered her mouth.

One of the figures covered his head and said angrily: "You only broke the head of the deity during the day, and you dare to call the deity over at night, are you impatient?" ”

It was a very magnetic bass, and the women loved it.

Another Qingyue teenager said: "Big brother, don't be angry, that kid is almost eaten by us now, there is no humanity, he may have accidentally knocked him down, so I apologize for setting up a banquet with you." ”

The one who was called the eldest brother had a step, and then he said proudly: "Forgive that kid and don't dare." ”

As he spoke, there was a sound of chewing - they were eating the raw rice on the table, squeaking and crunching.

Wu Xiaoqing suddenly trembled with fright.

I said hello to Cheng Xinghe from afar, and Cheng Xinghe understood and blocked the door.

Lan Ruyue also communicated with me - there are five of these five gods, I am responsible for the three on the left, and she is responsible for the two on the right.

I put one hand on the handle of the Seven Star Dragon Spring, and I was about to cut them down - I was already angry, these guys were filthy, and they usually didn't know how many immoral things they had done, and everyone was punished.

And Wu Xiaoqing's life soul has been sacrificed, and the tail hair is constantly fine, this time, if he doesn't get his life sacrifice back for twelve hours, he must die, I have to do it as soon as possible.

With that in mind, I got on my luck, grabbed my sword on the hilt, and slashed at them.