Cheng Xinghe suddenly slapped his thigh: "I said it!" ”

These five gods were originally gods in the south, and it is said that five brothers saved the flood and sacrificed their lives for the people, and the people built a temple for them.

And this Wutong God is very popular with women because of its handsome appearance, and there were no stars in ancient times, and women are just like female fans now, worshipping Wutong God at home and appreciating it day and night.

Just like the female fans of the black chicken claim to give birth to him, many women dream that the handsome Wutong God shares the bed with them.

After a long time, the god of Wutong has changed from a heroic image to a god of the main silver desire.

When Wu Xiaoqing heard this, she stomped her feet angrily: "Aren't the gods all bless the people?" What's going on with this thing? I'm going to smash it right now! ”

She was so close that before I could stop her, she grabbed a statue and threw it directly to the ground.

The little god hit the ground with his head and directly dropped a piece of paint, and at the same time, Wu Xiaoqing on the side suddenly screamed.

This sound startled Wu Xiaoqing's parents, and it didn't matter when they looked back, a large piece of skin broke on Wu Xiaoqing's head in an instant, and he was bleeding.

That position is exactly the same as the position where the idol fell off the paint.

Wu Xiaoqing was stupid all of a sudden, and looked back at me: "This ...... What's going on? ”

I picked up the idol, and said in my heart that Wu Xiaoqing is reckless, fortunately, this idol is carved by small curved leaves and willows, and it is quite sturdy, if the head of this idol is fallen, your Wu Xiaoqing will have to become a headless horseman.

Obviously, Wu Xiaoqing has a request for the Wutong God, and his life has been connected with the Wutong God, and the damage suffered by the idol will of course be projected on Wu Xiaoqing's head.

Wu Xiaoqing's mother's face turned pale: "Is it possible, our family has to provide this for a lifetime?" My son, he's going to have to be a hooligan for the rest of his life......"

I told them not to worry, so I told them: "It's really not easy to deal with the real five-way gods, but fortunately, this god in your family is wild." ”

Wu Xiaoqing's father was also stunned: "No, this green onion is wild, and the rabbit is also wild, but I haven't heard of it, and God also has a wild ......."

In fact, we've met wild gods before—like the King of the North of the City.

The king of the north of the city is called the city god, and he has eaten a lot of incense in vain, strictly speaking, he just took the name of the city god, so he is a "wild god." ”

To put it more popularly, it is to sell dog meat with a sheep's head, you think he is the god of Wutong, but in fact, other things are attached to the statue of the god of Wutong, pretending to be the god of Wutong.

During the Qing Dynasty, the Wutong God in the south was very noisy, especially in Jiangbei County, many women who liked the Wutong God went to Wushan at night, and they were quite happy, but after a long time, the body became weaker and weaker, and many died.

There was a young woman who shouted every day: "The gods are coming to pick me up......

Her brother was angry, he took a knife and hid under the bed, and a very handsome man really came at night, drilling into the bed, her brother could be regarded as relieving his hatred, seeing that the lower half of his body did not go in, a knife was cut on the skin, only to hear the five-way god scream, covering the skin, and ran away.

When her brother saw it, he fell off his fluffy tail on the ground.

And that Wutong God didn't dare to come again, and his sister was fine.

Wutong God is a real person into a god, it stands to reason that there can be no tail, and later checked, the original local worship of Wutong God into a wind, a lot of evil things are attached to the statue of Wutong God, by the appearance of Wutong God, eat the essence of women.

So Jiangbei's father, brother and husband hid under the woman's bed at home waiting to cut off their tails, and after a few months, Jiangbei's Wutong God became extinct.

Cheng Xinghe nodded again and again: "The Wutongshen brothers are also quite innocent - people sit at home, and the pot comes from the sky, just because they are good-looking, they have become silver gods by copycats." ”

As I spoke, I turned the Wutong God over, and when they saw it, there was a little fluffy thing behind the Wutong God, like a tail.

Wu Xiaoqing's mother understood it: "...... say so"

What is on your Wutong God is that kind of knock-off - evil.

It may also be a long-haired one - so Wu Xiaoqing made an animal-like cry when he stole the vest.

As soon as he said this, Wu Xiaoqing suddenly turned over from the side, ran outside, and muttered as he ran: "I want big girls, I want big girls......"

That's what the sperm brain says.

Lan Ruyue tripped on Wu Xiaoqing's ankle, Wu Xiaoqing fell down in response, and grabbed the big girls from east to west.

I grabbed Wu Xiaoqing and peeled off his pants - I saw a big tumor popping up on his thighs.

Wu Xiaoqing's father cried on the spot: "The child has been rectified by the evil spirit, not to mention, why does he still have cancer......

I pulled out the Seven-Star Dragon Spring when I returned my hand, and the cold light of the Seven-Star Dragon Spring flashed, which frightened Wu Xiaoqing's parents: "Master, you are so versatile, and you can also operate?" ”

"Yes, human life is at stake, or go to the county hospital......"

Where is my craftsmanship in the county hospital, I cut the big tumor at once, and I saw that there was a fluffy thing inside, stretched out, and it was a tail.

I raised the knife in my hand, Wu Xiaoqing screamed, and the tail was cut off.

Seeing Wu Xiaoqing's blood flowing all over the place, Wu Xiaoqing's parents didn't mention how uncomfortable they were, they cried when they hugged their son, and Wu Xiaoqing's blood was released, and his face became more and more pale, only the air that came out, and there was no air in.

At this time, Wu Xiaoqing's parents panicked, and quickly grabbed me and asked what was wrong with my son?

I'm also a little puzzled, it is said that this Wu Xiaoqing has broken off the evil root, and the connection with the Wutong God has been broken, there should be black lines scattered among people, his eyes have become clear, and he has woken up.

Cheng Xinghe and Lan Ruyue also came over to take a look, but they didn't see any clue, and they shook their heads at me when they turned around.

This is also strange, I thought about it, this is a matter of incense, it is better to ask the god of the mountain, and also help her accumulate merit.

So I took out the gold leaf full of mountain gods and called out to her, "Mountain gods." ”

But no one paid attention to me, Wu Xiaoqing's parents looked at me blankly, didn't call anything when they saw it, and began to doubt my eyes.

I coughed, and when I asked someone to be three points shorter, my voice softened: "Mountain god? ”

Still nothing works.

Wu Xiaoqing was already reckless, she couldn't help it, she stood up and bumped into me: "Wow, I thought you had two hits, your feelings are a magic stick, even if my child is ashamed in that regard, but he is a child who is jumping around, and now he is killed by you, you pay for my son's life!" ”

This time it was as if the co-workers were angry and couldn't touch the mountain, so they almost didn't break my lumbar vertebrae - she was a living person, and if I used the same method to deal with the evil spirits, I would have to suffer God's damnation.

Fortunately, Wu Xiaoqing's father was sensible, and quickly pulled her down: "Wife, don't get excited, listen to what Mr. said first......

"Whew!" Wu Xiaoqing's mother immediately squirted: "His grandfather is not a serious gentleman, he didn't let people chase the family and smash eggs at the beginning?" What kind of good bird could the person his grandfather introduce? ”

Lan Ruyue's face turned cold, so she blocked in front of me, and lifted Wu Xiaoqing's mother three feet off the ground, seeing that she was about to beat her, Cheng Xinghe quickly stopped Lan Ruyue when he saw it: "Dumb Lan, impulse is the devil, we are here to enter the black door, don't destroy the old man's house!" ”

Wu Xiaoqing's mother didn't expect that we also brought a thug, so frightened that she suddenly stopped squeaking, Lan Ruyue stared at her viciously, and then looked back at me, and seemed to shake her fist to invite merit, meaning that only a hard gun can fight the world.

I said in my heart that she was fortunate to be born in a peaceful and prosperous era, and if she had been born early, she would have had a place in the Axe Gang.

Then I suddenly heard a chuckle in my ear.

Xiaoxiang?

No, Xiaoxiang's smile is also cold, it won't be so seductive - it's a mountain god.

"It's wrong."

What? I glanced at the name again, and immediately reacted, yes, there is a word "full" on it, and this is her name.

In order to avoid being slapped in the face, I ran to the next room and shouted again with the person behind my back: "Full." ”

Still no one......

"Aman."

A burst of medicinal smell rushed out, and the familiar arm wrapped around me, and the moist lips pressed against my ear: "Uncle." ”

That voice can drill ears more than a living snake, and make people's bones crispy.

A green hair draped over my shoulders, slippery.

She looked around at me, her beautiful eyes reflecting me: "I miss you so much." ”

Who can bear this, but the index finger immediately hurt viciously, pulling my spirit back.

I hurriedly kept a certain distance from her and asked her about today's incident.

Only then did she reply: "We are gods, and we can only respond to requests, this Wu Xiaoqing, I'm afraid that I will sacrifice myself to the wild Wutong God." ”

By the way, if you pray to God, you have to have a sacrifice, but what kind of operation is he actually offering himself as a sacrifice?

It's the same as selling your kidneys and buying a mobile phone.

The mountain god smiled: "What is this, I have seen ...... when I was in Heaven before"

But halfway through this, she suddenly stopped speaking, as if she had slipped out.

I was stunned for a moment: "Aren't you the mountain god of Hugu Mountain?" Have you ever been to Heaven? ”

The mountain god's smile was a little forced: "I wasn't born in that poor country, I was degraded." ”

Relegation...... This mountain god used to be in a higher position?

I asked her how she was degraded.

But there was a hint of loneliness in her eyes, and she only said that she didn't want to mention sad things.

I didn't continue to ask, and pulled the topic back: "Then he sacrificed himself, how do I get him back?" ”

The mountain god leaned on my arms, wrapped his hand around my neck, and half-closed his eyes in satisfaction: "Where can I get back the gift I sent out?" ”

Where is this, if Wu Xiaoqing really dies, it is nothing for me to make merit for my own sin, and the old man of Taiji Hall will never let me enter the black door to find the secret scroll!

The mountain god seemed to know what I was thinking, and his voice became softer and softer: "However, since my uncle has opened his mouth, I have to think of ideas, or you beg me." ”

This made me blush, my index finger was also on alert, the pain was non-stop, and my brain instantly exploded into a cold sweat.

The mountain god noticed it, frowned, gently wiped the sweat on my head, and said with some distress: "Okay, okay, Bai Xiaoxiang, don't be so ruthless - anyway, I hate those evil people who take our names, uncle, I tell you, if you want to get the gift back, you can only kill the person who received the gift." ”

So, I have to care about the cottage Wutong God who got the sacrifice to ask for Wu Xiaoqing?

At this time, Wu Xiaoqing's mother was slamming the door outside again, probably afraid that Lan Ruyue would hear about beating her, so she lowered her voice and said, "Okay, no?" What can I do with my child? ”

The mountain god touched my face and smiled charmingly: "I knew that my uncle was so smart that he would definitely be able to come up with ideas, as long as you need it, just call me - remember, I don't agree to call anything else, I can only call me Aman." ”

As he spoke, he was gone.

I turned around and opened the door, saying don't worry, I will save Wu Xiaoqing today.

Then I asked her, do you know where this five-way god was invited?

Wu Xiaoqing's mother said how do I know, I usually don't dare to enter the child's room, what's the matter, the most important thing is to save the child.

I thought about it, so I asked Wu Xiaoqing to help me find some old Spring Festival couplets, take five bowls, and fill them with grains.

Cheng Xinghe saw my purpose and asked me if I wanted to catch turtles in an urn for those wild gods?