Mr. Feng Shui has three treasures, the bell compass to find the dragon horn, the compass and the dragon ruler are set in the direction, the bell is to see the direction of the wind, hang a dumb bell without a "tongue" in your face, it is a peer to come to the door, laughing at you for not having anything real in your mouth.

To put it simply, it is a great shame for our industry.

The gloating peers all looked in one direction, and I followed their line of sight and saw a sports car.

The color of the sports car was very strange, green and colorful, like a shell.

The door of the shell opened like a wing, and a young man came down.

The young man had fashionable short Korean hair and wore mung bean fly sunglasses, so he took off the sunglasses very forcedly, swept my clothes, and smiled slightly: "You are that Li Beidou?" I thought it was a character, but it turned out to be a turtle. ”

This man has red lips and white teeth, is very handsome, and has a very eye-catching cinnabar mole on the side of his mouth, and his appearance is similar to the boy group he saw in a beer advertisement a few days ago. And there was really a group of women around him, taking pictures with his mobile phone, and let out a groundhog-like scream: "He Shao is so handsome!" ”

"Ah, I'm dead!"

"Handsome and good at feng shui, take He Shao!"

I couldn't listen to this string of rainbow farts, so I looked at him coldly: "Sissy, you hung this dumb bell?" ”

As soon as I said this, the surroundings were instantly quiet, and those women wanted to scold me, but that He Shao's face froze, and his eyes with beautiful contacts narrowed: "Who do you say?" ”

"Whoever is a sissy knows it." I took a step closer to him: "Let me ask you again, did you hang this dumbbell on it?" ”

"So what?" The corners of his mouth squinted: "Do you dare to pick it?" ”

The rules of the industry, who hangs a dumb bell for you, is not satisfied with you, if you dare to pick it, you have to fight with him, win, you can hang the dumb bell at their door, he can't pick it, lose, this dumb bell has to hang at your door for a lifetime, which peer has passed the door, which peer laughs at you for not having the ability.

I turned around and was about to take off the dumbbell and smash it in his face, when suddenly Cheng Xinghe grabbed me: "Wait a minute, he seems to be the He family." ”

Isn't this nonsense? Just now, his brainless fans also said that he is what he is, what is his surname?

Cheng Xinghe said: "Don't worry, you know the Twelve Heavenly Steps, right?" ”

I've also heard that in our entire feng shui industry, there are only twelve heavenly feng shui masters – the top of the pyramid.

Cheng Xinghe told me that these twelve bigwigs represent the highest authority in the entire industry. They are respectively called east, west, north and south, rivers, lakes and seas, heaven and earth Xuanhuang.

This sissy surnamed He seems to be the heavenly step that represents the "river", and he is a person from the Shen family.

He Youshen is a legend in the industry, and he is the best at looking at the tomb mountain, especially in the official face - it is said that there are several ancestral tombs of famous military generals, which he showed them, and the families of those military generals have talents, not to mention thank their families more, so their families can almost walk sideways in the land of China.

There is one thing that He Youshen is also well-known in the whole industry - that thing is called Broken Fengdi.

It is said that the ancestors of the He family have been doing feng shui for generations, and it is inevitable to leak the heavenly opportunity, so the people are thin, and it takes a lot of effort to mix a few generations of single transmission, and the incense can be extinguished at any time, more than 20 years ago, when his grandson was about to be born, he calculated that this grandson was afraid that he would not be able to keep it.

So he had his son wait at his grave one day, and when he saw a horse rider, when he put his hand on the grave hill, and caught a living creature.

His son was not very talented, and he didn't know what a horse rider was, so he had to go to the grave mountain and wait, but after waiting for a day, he didn't wait for anything, and when he stood up, he loosened his muscles and bones, saying that his father was not old and confused, and he had never heard of people riding horses, so where to find a horse rider?

At this time, suddenly a few burial people came and passed in front of him, and he saw a man passing by with a paper horse around his neck, just like the horse riding a man!

Only then did he react and went to the grave mountain to catch the living creatures, but this time he was delayed, and a little white bird came out of it, and he hurriedly dragged the white bird to it, but the white bird's beak was injured.

When he got home, He Youshen took a look at it, and angrily slapped his son twice: "I almost broke my grandson's appearance!" ”

Then he took the white bird away.

That night, He Youshen's grandson had a difficult birth at first and almost lost his life, but then he was miraculously born, and the little baby had a red cinnabar mole on the side of his mouth - exactly the same as the location of the white bird's beak wound.

This matter is famous all over the world, and it is said that there is no one who knows a hundred years before and a hundred years after that, and there is no dissatisfaction in the whole industry.

After saying that, Cheng Xinghe let me see the sissy: "Did you see the cinnabar mole on his mouth?" He is the little white bird, so he got the name He Baifeng. ”

Why don't you call it a black chicken and a white phoenix?

However, then He Youshen can see things for his family, this ability is really powerful - the heavenly step is really terrifying.

At this time, Teacher Gao also came and grabbed me: "Beidou, he likes to say whatever he wants, don't be impulsive, he is a member of the Twelve Heavenly Steps, we can't afford to offend - the dumb bells they hang." No one dared to move! ”

Then Teacher Gao told me that there was a certain family and a certain family, that is, the dumb bells were hung by the Twelve Heavenly Steps, and those who did not dare to pick them up, and those who dared to pick them were all killed in the process of fighting.

Cheng Xinghe also nodded again and again: "Endure the calm for a while, and keep your forty-day life to find Jiang Cripple." ”

"Speaking of you turtle, I really didn't wronged you," Han Dongliang didn't know when he came, and said proudly: "A person who looks at feng shui, he doesn't even know the twelve heavenly steps in the industry, and he dares to open his face, your old man is a scoop learner, so he taught you such a nameless and nameless wild fox Zen, right?" ”

A burst of fire hit my head: "Who the fuck are you talking about?" ”

"Scoop Learning" is a scolding word in the industry, which means swaggering and deception, and people who have no ability pretend to be Mr. Feng Shui, and are called "Scoop Learning", which is similar to ordinary people scolding illegitimate children.

I clenched my fists secretly, if you scold me, I can scold back, but if you scold the old man, I have to beat you.

There was a lot of laughter around: "I don't even have feng shui chimes, and I still have anxious eyes." ”

"We should be called liars, it's these copycat pits, why don't you hang this dumb bell well, hang this rat out, don't let people be deceived and affect our overall reputation!"

"No one has dared to pick up the dumb bells hung out by the He family, look at what he still says, it's hard to find a thousand dollars, robbing our business."

At this time, I looked at it and saw that the sissy had a green light on its head, and it was a staircase.

That's right...... Before going to the embroidered girl's land, Cheng Xinghe told me that a ground-level feng shui master came to the county town and showed Baxi Bank a place where cows sleep, and his reputation became famous, and he snatched all my limelight, and it turned out to be this goods.

At this time, the sissy stuffed a lollipop into his mouth, and said to Han Dongliang vaguely: "Uncle, listening to what you said so evilly, I thought it was a character, just like this, I can still break your mountain whip, you can have a snack, my grandfather has saved so much prestige in his life, don't let you lose it all." ”

This can be said to be quite polite, although Han Dongliang bit his back molars, he still kept a smile at this sissy: "Yes, my uncle doesn't grow up, isn't this thanks to my eldest nephew?" ”

"Alright." The sissy waved her hand happily: "I also helped you hang up the dumb bell for him, let's go, there are still a few Internet celebrities waiting to eat with me." ”

As he spoke, he was about to leave when he got on that shell.

The surrounding feng shui masters have long looked at me unpleasantly, and now they are angry at this dead sissy, one by one, like a fish that has eaten a cat, not to mention how satisfied, while laughing at me, they are about to leave, and muttering that the dumb bells are all hung up, to see who still comes to him to see what happens.

And Cheng Xinghe and Teacher Gao secretly breathed a sigh of relief, as if they were glad that the sissy was gone.

I turned around and slammed the dumb bell off and slammed it directly on the window of the shell.

At this moment, everyone fell silent, and the dead sissy stared at the dumb bell, as if she couldn't believe her eyes: "You...... You dare to pick ......."

"How the fuck don't I dare." I stared at the dead sissy and said coldly: "You get out of the car for Lao Tzu, let's fight, how do you want to fight this time." ”

Cheng Xinghe and Teacher Gao also reacted and grabbed me: "You don't want to live anymore!" "To read on your mobile phone, please visit "No pop-up window to read online."

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