The sissy stared for too long, and the contact lenses were dry, so she reacted, blinked a few times in a row, and suddenly laughed: "Interesting!" Uncle, did you hear what this wild fox said? Interesting! ”

Han Dongliang was also stunned at first, but his nephew smiled, and he also laughed: "I have heard that newborn calves are not afraid of tigers, and I really saw them die this time!" ”

The other feng shui masters all laughed: "Wild fox Zen is wild fox Zen, even the dumb bell of the He family dares to pick it." ”

"I don't know how I died."

"It's good to be dead, just let He Shao come to eliminate harm for the people!"

Teacher Gao was so frightened that he was snorting and panting, touched it in his arms for a long time, touched a fast-acting heart-saving pill and ate it, and Cheng Xinghe pinched me on the side: "Are you deaf?" In such a hurry to die? You go, you go, you go, I will report the funeral of your old man. ”

I shook off Cheng Xinghe and looked at the sissy: "Do you dare, answer it." Don't dare to hang the dumb bells on your doorstep. ”

The sissy narrowed her eyes, slowly got down from the shell, and smiled at me: "It's fun, you're really more tiger than I thought, okay, since you're in such a hurry, I'll play with you, what are you good at?" You choose. ”

Let me choose, just like playing chess to make me take the first step, which means that I don't think much of me.

Cheng Xinghe immediately dragged me: "Aren't you good at looking at qi?" Looking for the dragon vein! ”

"I don't choose it." I replied to the sissy, "Everything is according to the rules." ”

This Cheng Xinghe was so angry that he kicked me in the back.

I can take advantage of other advantages, I don't take advantage of this kind of cheapness, you ride on the neck of our old man and, I have to let you see what is outside the world.

"Okay." The sissy couldn't help but laugh like the monkey watcher, and hugged her arms: "Then let's draw lots." ”

The rules of hanging dumb bells, in order to ensure fairness, the content of the fighting method, you need a local prestige feng shui master to write down nine, two people catch one by themselves, and whoever gets the thing drawn first wins.

Of course, these fighting methods are not simple, so there are those who die.

If you want to say that the most prestigious feng shui master in the local area - don't say it, it is the Han Dongliang of Zhengyi.

Cheng Xinghe watched Han Dongliang write nine envelopes, muttering and scolding: "Look at it, this bastard can't make any good dates, it must be all shady, you just die, you don't die for a day, your neck is itchy." ”

I smiled, "It's funny to be shady." ”

At this time, Han Dongliang took a box, put all the envelopes in it, and stretched out the box like a lottery: "Who will come first?" ”

I replied, "I'll do it first." ”

I reached for one.

Han Dongliang smiled at the corner of his mouth, and took the box to the sissy with his hand, and the sissy took one with his hand.

I tore open the envelope, and all the people present were peers, all witnesses, and I showed them that I was looking for the Seven Treasures Dragon Vein.

A group of people only smacked their lips when they saw it: "This kid is really mysterious enough." ”

"Lost, lost, lost."

The Qibao Dragon Vein is the Emperor's Tomb, and I may not be able to find one for hundreds of years, so let me find the Qibao Dragon Vein, which is not much easier than finding the Four Phase Bureau. Moreover, the feng shui master who ordered the Qibao dragon vein can be regarded as a leak of heavenly secrets, and he will be blind at least (that is, he will be accepted by God), and he will be killed.

It's going to play me to death.

Cheng Xinghe pouted: "Look at it!" Look! ”

And the sissy one, it reads "Looking for fortune and entering the treasure land." ”

How easy it is to find a treasure land for fortune - and the big-bellied beauty of the previous family, the spirit turtle of the Shuiwan Mansion to find eggs, it is casually a treasure land for fortune, and it is no problem to find three a day.

"Look, God is helping the He family!"

"Yes, the He family is doing this business, feng shui is flourishing, and everything goes smoothly."

The sissy looked at the envelope and waved her hand, as if she was still bored: "However, there is no way to pull it out, let's start." ”

"Wait a minute!" Teacher Gao rushed over and said tremblingly, "This thing is not fair! You are the ground level, Beidou is the yellow level, you are bullying the small with the big, not afraid of people's jokes? ”

The surrounding gentlemen immediately discussed: "This is also ......"

"The difference in strength is too great, there is no suspense."

Teacher Gao was relieved to get these supports, and looked at the sissy with hope, as if he wanted to beg the sissy to open the net.

The sissy loves face, and she is a little hesitant when she hears it.

But Han Dongliang hurriedly said: "You seem to be mistaken, my eldest nephew hangs a feng shui bell, and he hangs it on the old man inside, the old man is older than my eldest nephew, how can it be regarded as the following offense?" You look down on the old man too much, do you? ”

At this time, the old man was still muttering in the chair: "One egg a day, the doctor stands aside." ”

Everyone burst into laughter.

Han Dongliang then said triumphantly: "It's this Li Beidou who wants to stand up for the old man, how can we stop him from being filial!" Everyone is witnessing ......"

I sneered in my heart, if you really think that this will kill me, then you are wrong.

I snatched the "lottery tube": "Wait a minute, I should say this, everyone be a witness, let's see, except for these two envelopes, the other ones that have not been drawn, what is the content." ”

When Han Dongliang saw it, his face suddenly changed, and he reached out to grab it, but he was not as good as me, I shook it to the left, hooked his ankle, and hooked him directly to the ground, and when the sissy came to help him, I had already torn open all seven envelopes.

When everyone looked at the contents of the envelope, their eyes widened, and the remaining seven envelopes were all "Fortune and Treasure." ”

"This ......"

Han Dongliang's face suddenly turned blue and white.

"It's just a difficult one, let you draw it, who do you rely on?" Someone said: "You have the ability, you also drew money to enter the treasure land just now!" ”

"That is, my hands are black, and my constipation is due to the lack of gravity on the earth."

"Don't worry." I opened the "lottery tube" for everyone to see, and everyone was stunned - this lottery tube, like binoculars, actually has two inner tanks, which are covered by the opening.

The envelope inside one of the inner tanks is full of Qibao dragon veins.

That is to say, when Han Dongliang smoked it for me, he opened the inner tank filled with Qibao Dragon Vein, no matter which one I caught, I could only catch the Qibao Dragon Vein, and when I gave it to the sissy cannon, I opened the other mouth, and no matter how I caught it, I could only catch a simple fortune and enter the treasure land.

This reason is very simple, the ancient people's nine-turn dragon and phoenix pot is this principle - pouring wine for yourself is a gut, pouring wine for others and twisting the spout is another gut, it looks like drinking the same pot of wine, in fact, you don't know if you poison you.

"Isn't this a cheating on the red fruit?"

"Damn, I didn't think that Mr. Han would do this kind of thing."

"That's a bit of a shame."

"Could it be...... Is he really afraid that this Li Beidou can win? ”

The sissy couldn't hold back her face when she saw it, grabbed Han Dongliang and scolded: "Zhengyi's face has made you embarrassed, and you still want to lose my face?" Do I have to cheat if I want to win this turtle? Uncle, you're also in your forties and fifties, what are you doing! ”

I smiled slightly: "If you're afraid, just say it, what are you wasting everyone's time?" ”

The sissy gritted her teeth, and suddenly pulled out a brain-dead fan from the crowd: "You write." ”

That brainless fan has been intoxicated by the appearance of the sissy and can't extricate himself, and he was pulled out and blindfolded: "Huh? What do I write? ”

"Write whatever you want!" Then, the sissy looked at these local melon-eating gentlemen: "If there is something that needs to be solved locally, you say!" ”

The writing and talking are completely random, which is fair, and for a while those gentlemen were excited-they were able to participate in the fight!

"The Ten Thousand Ghost Caves in Blackwater Bay have never been leveled!"

"The Jiuqu Dam Reservoir is haunted, and no one cares about it!"

Han Dongliang didn't dare to speak up for a long time, and this is really discredited.

The re-draw was made, and what the sissy drew was the haunted of the Jiuqu Dam, and what I drew was the unbelievable thing that the subway project dug up through Linjiagou and was forced to stop work.

Cheng Xinghe frowned: "What happened to the Lin family...... I've heard that it's really not easy to do! ”

This thing is quite famous, and the locals know that the place in Linjiagouzi is very evil and haunted - it is said that there are Yin soldiers who borrow the way.

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