Chapter 723: Born with Acting Skills
Cai Gen knew that his wife was not easy to deceive, and he didn't play well yesterday, so he must have heard the clues.
Originally, I got 800,000 yuan, but I didn't tell my wife, I wanted to surprise her during the New Year.
Looking at it now, it's good that I didn't say it, otherwise, it would have added to my troubles.
"It's nothing, it's just that I picked up 800,000 yuan by delivering food, didn't you always educate me to say that I wanted to pick up gold? I'll give it back to the owner. ”
"Husband, you look me in the eye."
Cai Gen and his wife looked at each other, and finally couldn't stand the gaze of the tortured soul, and took the initiative to stagger their gaze.
"Well, you just have a calf with me, why do I feel like you lost 800,000 that person?"
Everyone put down their chopsticks and felt that this scene was more important than eating.
How did this couple polish their acting skills, they are all full level, right?
One is good at acting nonsense, and the other is perceptive, this is the story of spear and shield, who is better?
Cai Gen lit a cigarette and smiled helplessly.
"I won't go into the details, the result is the same."
Yuanyuan began to eat, and this matter was not mentioned.
Everyone was very disappointed, thinking that there would be a collision of one foot high and one foot high, but it turned out to be anticlimactic.
Disappointment is disappointment, no one will come out to stir up trouble, even Xiao Lynx doesn't dare.
They all know that the couple's relationship and way of getting along with each other are not ordinary.
His wife and children are also Cai Gen's most stable rear, and they have given Cai Gen unlimited support for a long time.
No way, it's too familiar.
Cai Gen is not yet forty years old this year, he has known Yuanyuan for 22 years, and he has been married for 11 years, and he is a rare couple among his peers.
I think there were so many high school classmates at the beginning, and they became such a couple, and the emotional foundation was definitely as solid as reinforced concrete.
"Moo"
Yuan Yuan ate half a course of rice, suddenly stood up, gestured with both hands, pressed his thumb on his temple, and roared to the sky, like an old ox plowing the land.
What does this mean?
Could it be the code of Cai Gen and their husband and wife?
Or code words?
But is it necessary to put cattle here?
Let's just say that you are a perceptive cow, and you don't have to pretend to be a cow to mock Cai Gen, right?
Shi Huozhu chopsticks were frightened, and hurriedly asked Cai Gen.
"Sister-in-law, what's wrong? Performance art? ”
Cai Gen also looked stupid, what kind of demon is this Yuanyuan, idle?
To say that the son is here, interacting and frolicking with his son, it is barely reasonable, but the son is not here.
What kind of cow are you?
"Moo"
Another cow bark sounded next to Yuanyuan.
Duan Xiaohong's posture is exactly the same as Yuanyuan's, and she is also learning to bark.
Parody show?
Cai Gen became popular all of a sudden.
"Duan Tudou, drank too much? What's the mess? ”
Hurriedly walked to his wife's side and pulled down her hand that was holding the horns.
But no matter how much I pulled, there was no response, and Yuanyuan seemed to have entered some kind of special state.
Oops, I'll go, Cai Gen is very close to see clearly.
The black eyes in the round eyes are gone, they are white, Cai Gen has only seen them in horror movies.
"Wife, what's wrong with you? Don't scare me.
Xiao Sun, Xiao Shui, Xiao Tian, hurry up and take a look, what's going on? ”
Everyone gathered around, if it wasn't pretended, it wasn't performance art, then it was possessed.
There is nothing unclean in the house, how can it be possessed in front of everyone, under the noses of a group of immortals?
When Cai Gen looked at Duan Tudou, he was also shocked, why didn't he have black eyes?
Eye-Ren?
All black-eyed oracles, but what about white-eyed?
Cai Gen panicked, this is his own daughter-in-law.
"Hurry up, what's going on? Is it something that the heavens will do behind the scenes? I'll go find them. ”
I was really anxious, I didn't wear a coat, and I had to go out to find Lingzimu.
"Husband, why are you going?"
Cai Gen heard it, is this Yuanyuan?
Stopped, turned his head and saw that Yuanyuan was really good, his gestures were gone, and his eyes returned to normal, as if nothing had happened just now.
Hurry up and run back, check up and down, nothing special, like a good person?
Looking at Duan Xiaohong again, she also returned to normal, but her eyes were a little straight and she looked a little confused, so I don't know if it was because she was drinking or because she had become a cow.
"Wife, how are you?"
"Ah, I'm fine, why do you ask?"
"You were a cow just now, don't you know?"
"I use the cow and you say, when am I not a cow, are you going to do it?"
Cai Gen felt that his brain was a little unable to keep up, and his mouth was even more mixed with garlic.
"Xiaoshui, you tell her, I'm not good to describe."
The little water scholar just learned the round appearance, gestures, and voice all over again.
"Sister-in-law, you came like this just now, your eyes are still completely white, don't you remember?"
Yuan Yuan then understood that what Cai Gen said was a cow, he was really pretending to be a cow, but he couldn't think of anything?
After Zhen Shuiyin finished speaking, she looked at Duan Xiaohong again.
"You just came like this, exactly like your sister-in-law."
Duan Xiaohong picked up the wine glass on the table and took a big sip.
"I don't believe it, it's not April Fool's Day, are you interesting?"
Yes, this is a normal reaction, Yuanyuan also thinks so, this group of people are collectively hallucinating, right?
"I don't believe it, why should I... Moo. ”
Before he finished speaking, Yuanyuan began again, gestures, voices, and white eyes.
Duan Xiaohong was almost in sync with Yuanyuan and began the performance art of the two of them.
Zhen Shuiyin was more clever, and quickly took out her mobile phone and started shooting.
Cai Gen took a look, when is this time, and do you still have this thought?
Such a posture, if you post it on Moments, no one likes it.
"Xiaoshui, hurry up and see what's going on, what are you shooting?"
"Brother Cai, don't the two of them believe it? I took a picture of it and let them see it for themselves. ”
It's right to think like this, I don't believe it, how can I proceed next? How to find the reason?
This time it lasted the same time as the last time, and it ended in more than ten seconds.
"What do you all think I'm doing? Eat. What am I standing up for? Am I done eating? ”
Yuanyuan was still confused, and he couldn't remember what he had just done.
This time, Zhen Shuiyin took her mobile phone to show Yuan Yuan and Duan Xiaohong the video.
"I just recorded it, if you two don't pretend, I feel like something is wrong."
My wife started pretending to be a cow, which is definitely a big deal.
If she goes to teach students for a while, and suddenly she is like this, so that she doesn't scare the students out of her heart?
"Caibangzi, you poisoned the rice? Why did you hurt me and your wife?
Are you out there? It must be that short-haired bewitching beauty, you scumbag. ”
This Xiaohong is sick, why do you still take a basin to button people casually?
Could it be that she was also scared and scribbled nonsense?
Yuanyuan directly ignored the matter of pretending to be a cow just now, and picked out his own concerns.
"Lao Gen, which one has short hair, it's still very charming, isn't it? Didn't hear from you? ”
Cai Gen really wanted to take out the bone chopping knife and hack Duan Xiaohong to death.