"Duan Tudou, don't spew blood.

Even if my third uncle is a scumbag, he wants to poison his third aunt, why did he bring you up?

Don't be stinky, don't be ashamed, you deserve it too? ”

Xiao Sun's explanation for Cai Gen was very off, because after he finished speaking, Yuan Yuan had already shifted the focus of his gaze from Cai Gen to Duan Xiaohong.

Could it be that ...

Duan Xiaohong absolutely doesn't care about the right or wrong of things, as long as someone dares to scare her, she swears to defend her right to speak.

"Why am I unworthy? Why am I not worthy?

The son of the head of my hometown has committed suicide several times for me, and I don't say it is rare, it is definitely fragrant. ”

Xiao Lynx felt that at the critical moment, he didn't help, and he couldn't help it.

"Mastermother, don't worry, my master definitely doesn't have that condition, he can't eat himself, how can he have the mind of taking a concubine?

Besides, even if you are looking for it, you have to find something as straight as Xiaoshui and Duan Tudou, what is the competitiveness? ”

Cai Gen really wants to kick the screaming cat, why do you want to make trouble?

At this time, Yuan Yuan turned his attention to Zhen Shuiyin, it was indeed straight, this tall man, he didn't look at his face, he definitely killed his back.

"Old roots, what's the matter? I have long thought about it, but the conditions do not allow it? ”

God, the world is destroyed, why is it so chaotic? Cai Gen wanted to cry a little.

Zhen Shuiyin felt that these words, the more he spoke, the more he split them, and he had to explain them.

"Sister-in-law, it's definitely not me, Duan Tudou is talking about the bewitching beauty with short hair, and I am with long hair."

As she spoke, Zhen Shuiyin also pulled up her hair to show Yuanyuan.

It's over, this is a solid seat, Cai Gen must speak, ready to go, ready to explain clearly at one time.

"Moo"

"Moo"

It's here again.

This pretending to be a cow came just right, interrupting the situation that was a little out of control just now.

More than ten seconds later, the two people returned to normal again.

"Did I just pretend to be a cow again?"

Yuan Yuan felt that he had forgotten again, and hurriedly asked the people around him.

Everyone nodded at the same time, to tell the truth, there is nothing to hide, this matter cannot be passed.

Cai Gen felt that the timing was very good, so he hurriedly asked.

"Wife, is there anything wrong with your body? It is before and after becoming a cow. ”

Yuanyuan was a little panicked, forced himself to calm down, and tried to recall.

"Caibangzi, before I became a cow, I would have a little heart palpitations and chest tightness, but after I changed back, I returned to normal."

"Yes, husband, I also have this symptom."

Well, if the symptoms are the same, then you can merge the cases.

"Big brothers and sisters, please give your professional judgment, what's the matter?

I'm just such a wife, I can't have an accident. ”

Cai Gen asked for help in various ways and kept calm.

Yuanyuan seems to be still thinking about the short-haired beauty just now, and she is not yin or yang.

"What's one or two, I'm gone, you can rest assured to find a short-haired, bewitching beauty, you want to find a few to find a few."

Xiao Lynx jumped onto the bar, retorted solemnly and loudly.

"Mistress, don't worry, it's impossible.

The owner's financial situation and the bride price cannot be paid, and it is impossible for anyone to follow him.

If you are gone, there is a high probability that he will die alone, and there is a small probability that he will go with you halfway. ”

Cai Gen felt that it was better to turn the topic back, otherwise he would go further and further and he would not be able to turn back.

"Let's get down to business first, don't talk nonsense.

In the house, there are two people who are sick and pretend to be cows, you analyze, what do you have in common? ”

Xiao Sun was the first to speak, because he had good eyes, so the responsibility was greater.

"Third uncle, Duan Tudou and aunt are both women."

After finishing speaking, before Cai Gen could refute, Zhen Shuiyin stopped doing it first, and glared at Xiao Sun angrily.

"No, when did you become blind? Why am I okay? ”

Xiao Sun glanced at Zhen Shuiyin, was shocked in his heart, and said unconsciously.

"Why did I forget about this stubble? So you're also a woman? That's my negligence. ”

Dizzy, it's better not to explain, the anger in Zhen Shuiyin's eyes can already burn the Pacific Ocean dry.

Xiao Lynx felt that his knowledge was okay, and he expressed his opinions in a timely manner.

"Because the mother and Duan potatoes are both good-looking.

No, Duan Tudou doesn't look like a human.

Nor does this hold. ”

Next, Xiao Tmall greeted Duan Xiaohong's scolding.

"You blind cat, I don't look good, the son of our village chief..."

Zhen Shuiyin has begun to lower her head and clasp her fingers because of the second injury, and she doesn't know if it's because of grievances, or because she has itchy hands and wants to do it.

As for whether to beat Xiao Sun who doesn't treat himself as a woman, or Xiao Lynx, who doesn't treat himself as a beauty, Cai Gen has no way to judge.

Shi Huozhu didn't dare to speak for a long time, the topic was too sensitive, and if he mixed it up, it was easy to set himself on fire.

At this point, when it comes to getting down to business, I feel that it is time for me to make use of my expertise.

"Brother Cai, what they have in common is because they are short?

Because of the height, it can absorb toxic gases at low altitudes.

Just like children are more likely to absorb formaldehyde, because formaldehyde is suspended in about one meter, adults are better.

So although they are both women, the goddess is fine, they pretend to be cows? ”

Although it is reasonable and the example is also very scientific, it is inevitable that it will be looked at by Yuan Yuan and Duan Tudou.

Don't say it's justified or unreasonable, Cai Gen wants to beat him.

"Brother Shi, what you said is not scientific at all, isn't Xiao Cat short enough?

Besides, aren't they all how tall a person is?

I don't think my wife is short, just right, small and exquisite..."

It's over, is this word misused?

Cai Gen felt murderous again, why did he talk so hard today?

I don't usually feel this way.,It's easy.。

Zhen Shuiyin estimated that she had calmed down and began to summarize.

"That is, it has nothing to do with gender, it has nothing to do with looks, it has nothing to do with height, by the way, it has nothing to do with food, why is that?"

"Moo"

"Moo"

It's starting again, why is this interval unstable?

He is also him for more than ten minutes, and he is also for three or two minutes, too casual, right?

"Wife, don't go to class today, it's a little scary, although it's lively."

Rushing to catch his wife's recovery, Cai Gen hurried to deal with practical problems.

Yuan Yuan felt that Cai Gen was right, and hurriedly took the phone to the back kitchen to ask for leave.

Duan Xiaohong's heart is relatively big, whether she pretends to be a cow or not, it doesn't seem to have any effect, and she drinks the rest of the liquor from there!

Cai Gen took advantage of his wife's absence and lowered his voice to scold Duan Xiaohong.

"Duan Tudou, are you okay looking for trouble? What to mention for short hair? What bewitching? Deliberately tricked me, right? ”

"Caibangzi, where did I say it wrong, your saliva wronged you?"

"Don't force me to turn my face with you, Duan Tudou, don't mention any more short hair~"

The last sentence happened to be heard by Yuanyuan who came out of the kitchen.

"Lao Gen, are you hiding something from me? Who is the one with short hair? ”

Cai Gen hurriedly returned to his normal heart, his tone was as usual, and he said sincerely.

"There's no such person at all, some kind of short hair and long hair, just kidding."

As soon as the bell rang, the door opened.

Tamamo walked in and began to blame when he saw Chaegen.

"It's all your fault, don't help me, something big has happened, Cai Gen, you are responsible."