Chapter 1290: The Big Dumb Chicken Among Roosters
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Although Concubine Meat is a big girl with yellow flowers, she has also heard of the boudoir, and Aunt Jiaoxi has also taught her.
It is said that the woman's first time is very painful and painful.
Why doesn't it hurt?
Concubine Rou looked at her shyly, and answered the question shyly, as if she was particularly interested in the affairs of men and women, and was particularly confused: "Your Majesty, is it the first time you have pain?" ”
God, take the meat concubine away.
For the first time.
Uncle Huang's handsome and tall image is imprisoned in his mind, fluttering and floating.
It hurts, can it not hurt?
However, men and women seem to be different.
Yushu rolled his eyes and pondered carefully for a while, recalling the picture of the emperor's uncle galloping on his body, just like riding a big horse, driving, looking very majestic, very chic, very pleasant, as if there was no pain.
Thinking of this, Yushu pursed her lips and thought to herself, men and women are really unfair, so she blurted out: "It doesn't hurt, I'm cool." ”
"Cool ...... Target. The meat concubine looked at her suspiciously: "Your Majesty, the concubines should also be happy." ”
Flutter.
A mouthful of old blood almost spurted out.
Is it really good that you're so open?
"I don't have the strength today, and yesterday my concubine had to squeeze me dry, so I'm bored now, besides, it's bright in broad daylight, what does it look like to do it back and forth." Leaving Yushu wilted, a pair of virtue that was squeezed into jerky, she waved her palm impatiently: "I am very busy, and there are still many government officials to deal with, how can I have the heart to worry about the private affairs of my children all day long, don't bother me, retreat." ”
The meat concubine knelt there, motionless, Li Yushu was about to reprimand her, and suddenly remembered that her little belly said that she was going to reward things after the fortunate, she hung on the dragon couch with long legs, and said generously: "Stand down, I will reward you with two boxes of bacon." ”
Concubine Rou's heart is broken.
She really wanted to look up to the sky and roar: Your Majesty, the concubines don't want bacon, the concubines want gold, silver and jewelry, and silk and satin, Your Majesty.
Seeing her complaining look, Li Yushu rubbed her eyebrows irritably: "Stand down, don't come to disturb me." ”
"The concubine retired." The meat concubine hurriedly put on her clothes and left aggrieved and disappointed.
Liyushu lamented: I am really graceful, handsome and chic, let the meat concubine love me so much, look at the little eyes of the meat concubine when she left me, I was heartbroken when I looked at it.
She shook her head, her chin in deep thought.
At this moment, sonorous footsteps sounded, and Yushu thought it was a small belly: "Go, go, don't disturb me thinking about life." ”
"The emperor also has a life?" The voice of the heavy magnetic voice of the proud sky sounded.
With such a familiar voice, Yushu raised his head and crashed into Uncle Huang's obsidian eyes: "Uncle Huang." ”
Seeing Uncle Huang, Yushu remembered the scene last night when the two of them were doing bad things naked and were bumped into by others.
She thinks it's a blessing to see the sun today.
"Uncle Huang, have you found that person?" Yushu pulled the imperial uncle down, and asked softly with his soft lips in his ear, and the soft lips rubbed against his earlobe.
"Not yet." There is a sound from the proud sky.
Li Yushu was annoyed, and pushed him away with a slap: "Uncle Huang, you are a rooster that lays eggs, a rooster lays eggs, are you a big stupid chicken among roosters?" ”
"Nonsense!" Li Aotian bit her little mouth: "Dare to laugh at this king, there are so many people in the palace who can be caught so quickly?" ”