Chapter 1291 is equivalent to fingers and nostrils

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"Stupid!" Once his life is in danger, Yushu's whole person will become extremely smart.

She waved her small pink fist and knocked on Li Aotian's head: "Stupid, stupid, ask who was on duty that day." ”

Boy.

Now he has a nose and eyes on him.

Think about when he first ascended the throne, the little emperor was like a little cowardly egg.

Even if you have an opinion about yourself, it's in your heart.

Where is it like now, blatantly.

"Your Majesty." Li Aotian said in a deep voice.

Yushu immediately turned into a well-behaved little sheep, sitting straight, with her legs together, and her little hands flat on her legs, just like a little doll in school, well-behaved, sensible, elegant, and obedient......

"Your Majesty." Li Aotian couldn't help but soften his heart when he saw her good baby, he sighed, and pulled a high and low stool from the side: "Your Majesty, Weichen has already thought of it, but those palace people are as timid as rats, thinking that something happened last night, and they all shirk each other." ”

"It's over." Yushu slapped his head: "Uncle Huang, we will die." ”

'Click' A slap gently exhaled on Liyushu's mouth, and she trembled her eyes that were too frightened to open: "Don't always talk about the dead and the dead, this matter will be dealt with by this king." ”

"You're ......," Yushu thought of a way to bury him.

Who knew that Li Aotian evoked an evil laugh: "If this king is a big stupid chicken, you are the lady of the big stupid chicken." ”

"I'm a gentleman." Leaving the jade tree to the sky and roaring.

Li Aotian squinted his eyes and looked at her faintly: "I'm about to become a master." ”

The word "gentleman" made Li Yushu's blood gush all over her body, she suddenly remembered what happened in the morning, pulled Uncle Huang's cuffs, and asked, "Uncle Huang, does the man's first time hurt?" ”

"Huh?" A flock of crows flew over his head.

Away from Aotian for a while, his face was red to the root of his ears.

"This King ......"

"Uncle Huang, you say, is it the first time for you and me?" The two men stared at each other with wide eyes.

Li Aotian coughed lightly, and the Adam's apple slipped unnaturally: "...... Be. ”

"Wow, Uncle Huang, you are eh, then you are really a rare animal." Liyushu looked incredulous.

The nostrils let out of the nostrils, and a cold snort rolled out of his throat: "This king is clean and self-conscious." ”

"Okay, good, you're clean, but you're clean." Liyushu turned this article over: "Uncle Huang, you tell me first, does it hurt?" This morning, the concubine asked me if it hurt for the first time, but I am a woman, how do I know if a man hurts. ”

Li Aotian raised his heroic eyebrows, in fact, he also forgot, but he could satisfy Xia Yushu: "This is equivalent to fingers and nose." ”

"Fingers and nose." The clever little Yushu suddenly understood: "It's just picking your nose, what are you doing so implicitly." ”

It seems that I still didn't take Uncle Huang badly, so I tried it myself, stretched out my index finger and poked it into my nostrils, and quickly took it out with a sigh: "Uncle Huang, my nostrils hurt, but my fingers don't hurt." ”

"Yes, the answer is clear." Away from Aotian's face is as hot as a bubbling teapot, don't start, don't want to discuss this issue.

Just as he wanted to get up, Yushu's little paws climbed up again at some point, and this time it was her turn to be shy.

I saw her toes rubbing back and forth on the ground, squirming all over, and her speech was delicate: "Uncle Huang, then why...... Why doesn't I hurt, it's still ...... It's very comfortable. ”

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