Chapter 20: High-end thinking

Rumble!

The power of the second sword was more fierce than the first sword, and the Snow Emperor obviously took out all his strength.

Of course, this level of strength is nothing to Xu Feng, he can completely block and dodge.

It's just that he is really a little difficult to ride a tiger now, he can't drop the hammer, and he can't attack the Snow Emperor, hoping that the Snow Emperor can understand him and calm down, it's just a dream.

"Snow Emperor! Stop it! How about I take you to the creek? She will explain to you why she developed Moon Sleep Tea! This is a new tea that increases efficiency! ”

"Phew! Increase efficiency! Hmph, that's right, if you give Hammer this kind of tea, it's easy to do that kind of thing! The Snow Emperor roared as he continued to slash at Xu Feng.

Xu Feng could only drag the hammer while retreating to block.

Everything in the room was destroyed by the powerful sword qi impact, all the windows were broken, the doors were also broken, the floor was full of potholes, and one wall was also broken into ruins!

Xu Feng roared loudly: "Snow Emperor! Calm down! This is your home! ”

The Snow Emperor roared angrily: "You did that kind of thing to the hammer on my bed, I can't spare you!" ”

As he spoke, the Snow Emperor slashed at Xu Feng desperately.

This time, under the influence of excitement, her combat effectiveness actually made a breakthrough!

Xu Feng used Triton's sword to block, and Triton's sword was immediately slashed into a dazzling spark.

Sparks splashed into Hammer's face, and Hammer snorted dissatisfiedly, then opened his eyes slightly, "...... What the...... What's the situation? ”

Xu Feng breathed a sigh of relief, "Iron Hammer! You're finally awake! The Snow Emperor has lost his mind! ”

Iron Hammer looked at the Snow Emperor sleepily, "Heh, although the Snow Emperor is an idiot, he never loses his mind. ”

Seeing that the hammer had woken up, the Snow Emperor immediately put away the Thunder Sword in his hand and said in a deep voice: "Hammer, come here!" This bastard...... Heβ€”He bullied you! ”

Iron Hammer looked at his messy clothes, then turned back to Xu Feng and asked, "You bullied me?" ”

"Nope!" Xu Feng said.

Hammer nodded, "Well, I trust you, brother. ”

Then, Iron Hammer turned his head to the Snow Emperor and smiled: "Snow Emperor, it's okay, it's just messing up my clothes, not bullying!" ”

The Snow Emperor stomped his feet angrily, "Iron Hammer!" He stunned you with tea, then carried the promise to the bed and did the beastly thing! ”

Iron Hammer laughed: "Oh, that tea - I waited for Xu Feng for a long time and he didn't come back, so I drank a cup curiously, how do I know that I want to sleep after drinking it - wait, you say, he did something to me?!" ”

The Snow Emperor was also stunned, "Is it your own tea?" Xu Feng was not there at the time? Hmph, even if he wasn't there at the time, he would have done that to you when he came back and saw you lying unconscious in bed! ”

Iron Hammer said angrily: "Okay, Xu Feng! I treat you as a brother! But you slept with me! ”

Xu Feng explained: "I didn't sleep with you! Hammer! You're still innocent! If you don't believe me, check it out for yourself! ”

Hammer asked, "How to verify?" ”

Snow Emperor said coldly: "How do I know? ”

Hammer said, "You wait hereβ€”"

With that, Hammer jumped into the corner and took off his pants.

Xu Feng hurriedly turned his head away.

After a while, Iron Hammer walked back with a smile and smashed his fist on Xu Feng's shoulder, "Okay, brother, you really didn't do that kind of thing to me while I was sleeping, I'm still perfect!" ”

Xu Feng breathed a sigh of relief, "Oh my God, I've finally been wronged!" ”

The Snow Emperor said in surprise: "Iron hammer you...... Is it really okay? Xu Feng didn't do anything to you? Maybe I haven't had time to stop it in time? ”

Xu Feng said helplessly: "Snow Emperor, I'm really not that kind of person!" ”

The Snow Emperor said coldly: "Hmph, it seems that you probably dislike the hammer." ”

Iron Hammer frowned and said, "Xu Feng, do you dislike me?" ”

Xu Feng hurriedly said: "I treat you as a brother!" ”

"But, having said that, I'm a woman after all! I'm sleeping like that, you haven't touched me, do you really dislike me? Hammer asked with a serious expression.

Xu Feng asked with a smile: "Iron Hammer, you answer me first, do you want me to treat you as a brother, or do you want me to treat you as a woman?" ”

Hammer thought for a long time, and then replied, "I think, when you should treat me as a brother, you have to treat me as a brother, and when you should not treat me as a brother, you have to treat me as a woman." ”

Xu Feng sighed, "It's so tiring to be your brother." ”

Just then, a group of guards, armed to the teeth, ran over.

The leader of the squad asked loudly, "What are you doing?" Three in the middle of the night...... Yes! It's Kaede-sama! ”

The team leader hurriedly bowed to Xu Feng, and the other team members also saluted Xu Feng.

After all, nominally, Xu Feng is the captain of the guard and has the power of life and death.

And the guard troops are obviously a grade lower than the guard army, so when these guards see Xu Feng, it is naturally like seeing the top boss last time.

Xu Feng hurriedly straightened his waist and said lightly: "Oh, I'm sorry brothers, there's nothing to do here, please go back." ”

The team leader looked at the messy scene and said cautiously, "Lord Xufeng, are they rude to you?" Do you want us to arrest them? ”

Xu Feng hurriedly said: "No, no, it's all housework, I can handle it myself." ”

The team leader immediately realized, "The subordinates understand-with!" ”

The guard team then withdrew.

The room soon fell silent.

Emperor Xue gradually calmed down at this time, she knew that she had wronged Xu Feng, and she wanted to apologize to Xu Feng in her heart, but she couldn't pull her face for a while.

Xu Feng looked around the room, "It's over, there's no place to sleep tonight, Emperor Xue, you have to compensate me." ”

Emperor Xue said coldly: "This was originally my room, I smashed my own room by myself, why should I compensate you?" ”

Xu Feng said: "Then you want me to sleep on the road at night?" ”

Iron Hammer laughed: "Haha, what to sleep!" I'm so energetic now! Why don't the three of us sit down and drink and chat together, I brought a big jar of good wine, just enough for the three of us to drink! ”

Emperor Xue said coldly: "I'm not interested in drinking!" ”

Iron Hammer smiled: "That's okay, Snow Emperor, you go first, I'll drink with Brother Xufeng!" ”

Xu Feng smiled: "Okay, I'm afraid that after getting drunk, I won't be able to tell if you are my brother or a woman." ”

When Emperor Xue heard this, he immediately said in a cold voice: "Then I'd better stay and watch you, lest you do something that you will hate for eternity." ”

Iron Hammer laughed, "It's okay, in fact, I figured it out just now, it doesn't matter if I'm really asleep, as long as it's Xu Feng who sleeps with me-my own brother, the fat and water don't flow into the fields of outsiders." ”

Xu Feng smiled: "Iron hammer! Your thinking is very high-end! ”

The Snow Emperor said angrily: "Iron hammer! You hammer! Idiot! ”