Chapter 19: Let go of the hammer
When I returned to my residence, it was already late at night.
When Xu Feng walked to the door, his heart suddenly jumped.
He sensed someone in the room!
Depend on! Lao Tzu hasn't gone to the plot copy yet, and someone dares to steal Lao Tzu's equipment?!
Is it true that Lao Tzu's power of life and death is an ornament?
Xu Feng held her breath and quietly pushed the door open.
The room was dark, and no one could be seen, only the faint sound of breathing coming from the bed.
came in to steal Lao Tzu's things, and dared to sleep in Lao Tzu's bed?
Xu Feng pounced angrily and rode directly on the thief's body, ready to kill him directly-
Well?
Xu Feng touched a bulging part.
He was slightly stunned, and quickly let go of his hand, and then in the dim light, he saw that the figure he was pressing was a sleeping woman.
Xu Feng subconsciously gasped.
He suddenly remembered that today in the bar, he made an appointment with the hammer girl to have a drink together.
Today, I was so busy with the affairs of the Dark Alliance that I forgot about the appointment to drink!
Xu Feng hurriedly climbed down from the woman's body, turned on the light in the room and saw that it was indeed the Hammer Girl.
I saw that the hammer girl's face was slightly red, and her sleeping position was extremely open, and she didn't react at all to what happened to be ridden by Xu Feng just now.
How do you get drunk like this?
It stands to reason that the amount of alcohol that the hammer girl drinks should not be bad.
Xu Feng's gaze swept over the table and saw the moon sleep tea sent from the small moon flower shop.
These three cups of Moon Sleep Tea are trial samples that Xu Feng and Youxiao Xi wanted, and the effect of Moon Sleep Tea is to make the user sleep for two hours without any interference, and then achieve eight hours of deep sleep for normal people.
Xu Feng took a closer look, and one of the three cups of moon sleep tea had been drunk.
Don't ask, it must be that the hammer took this as ordinary tea, but after drinking it, she became sleepy, and fell asleep directly on Xu Feng's bed, and she didn't even feel Xu Feng rushing over and strangling her neck just now.
"Well, it's a problem." Xu Feng said helplessly: "Iron Hammer girl, although I said that I treat you as a brother, but you are a sister after all, if you are a handle, I will leave you to sleep on my bed, but you are a person without a handle, you sleep here, I can't explain clearly." Forget it, anyway, no matter how much I toss you now, you won't wake up, I'll just be a decent gentleman and send you back to the blacksmith shop. β
Xu Feng walked to the side of the bed again and picked up the sleeping hammer horizontally.
"Holy! You're so heavy! "Xu Feng almost didn't fall into bed.
For drunk and sleeping people, the strength of the whole body falls unconsciously, and Xu Feng can only hold on tightly to the hammer.
The hammer girl's clothes were suddenly messy by Xu Feng, and her hair was also very messy with Xu Feng.
Not to mention, the sleeping hammer girl is really a bit charming and feminine.
Xu Feng smiled, "Fortunately, I am a righteous gentleman, otherwise, your losses in this wave will be great." β
As soon as he dragged the hammer off the bed, the door was suddenly pushed open.
"Xu Feng, I see that the light is still on in your room, I just happened to have something to talk to youβ" The Snow Emperor walked straight in.
Xu Feng was immediately petrified in place.
Snow Emperor also stayed where he was.
Although she had a mask on her face, she couldn't tell if she was angry or shocked now, but Xu Feng could actually imagine it.
"You're here! Do! Xue Di's voice was trembling.
Xu Feng hurriedly said: "Snow Emperor, don't worry, you listen to my explanation first." β
Iron Hammer's body collapsed little by little in Xu Feng's arms, half of his body was exposed, and Iron Hammer was still sleeping soundly, not caring at all.
The Snow Emperor roared angrily: "Xu Feng! I really didn't expect you to be such a despicable and shameless villain! You still don't let go of the hammer! β
Xu Feng hurriedly let go, and the hammer clattered and fell to the floor.
This blow was not light, but the hammer didn't wake up at all.
The Snow Emperor roared angrily, "What have you done to her! β
"The conscience of heaven and earth! I didn't do anything! Xu Feng raised her hand and swore, "I just picked her up from the bed, oh - I know why you are so angry, do you think I am carrying her to the bed?" No, no, I took her out of bed, and although it looked like I was carrying her to the bed, in fact, it was really me who took her out of bed. β
The Snow Emperor roared angrily: "What? You've done the beastly thing to her in bed, and now you want to hug her under the bed and play new tricks?! Maple of life! I'm so disappointed in you! β
As he spoke, the Snow Emperor pulled out the Thunder Sword and said fiercely: "Come on, pull out your weapon, let's fight to the death!" Although I always call Hammer an idiot, her innocence must not be taken away by a shameless person like you with such indiscriminate means! β
Xu Feng hurriedly said: "Snow Emperor, you really misunderstood!" Oh, I'll go, how can I tell you - do you see the teacup on the table? β
The Snow Emperor said: "You just put ecstasy in the teacup, right?" Very good, this is evidence, with such evidence, I killed you, and I can also reason in front of the envoy! β
Xu Feng hurriedly said: "Snow Emperor, don't worry, I really didn't do the kind of thing you imagined!" The tea in this cup is the moon sleep tea, and it is the new tea developed by Youxiaoxiββ"
"What? You actually let Yu Xiaoxi specialize in ecstasy soup? "The Snow Emperor was about to go crazy, and the hilt of the Thunder Sword was clattering.
Xu Feng hurriedly said, "No! You really misunderstood me! I'm a decent man, okay? β
The Snow Emperor said hatefully: "In the scene just now, you are embarrassed to say that you are a righteous gentleman?" β
"I'm so ......," Xu Feng sighed helplessly, "I can't explain it." β
"Hmph, it's clear that I'm speechless, and I can't quibble!" The Snow Emperor raised the Thunder Sword and poured all his strength into the Thunder Sword, "Xu Feng, since you have confessed to your crime, then suffer death!" β
As he spoke, the Snow Emperor slashed hard and slashed towards Xu Feng.
Xu Feng didn't dare to slack off, and hurriedly dodged - but, a second before he dodged, he suddenly thought that the hammer was still asleep under his feet!
If you dodge like this, the hammer will be in trouble!
The Snow Emperor naturally didn't want to hurt the Iron Hammer, but the Snow Emperor was angry now, and a woman who had lost her mind was quite terrifying!
In desperation, Xu Feng could only give up dodging, show his Tritong sword, see the landing point of the thunder sword, and block head-on!
Rumble!
The huge shockwave spreads out, and the whole room is shaky!
It was as if it had been hit by a magnitude 6 earthquake, and the tremor was quite noticeable!
The guards who were patrolling the road heard the vibration and immediately rushed towards this side.
"Snow Emperor! Listen to me! Xu Feng dragged the disheveled hammer and said as he retreated.
"I don't listen! Let go of the hammer! The Snow Emperor raised the Thunder Sword again and slashed it down.