Hearing Qi Yang say this, I hurriedly ran to the stage in my coat, bent down slightly, clasped my fists with both hands, and greeted the audience and judges: "Fathers and fellow villagers, judges and teachers, happy New Year's Day, the little guy is polite here!" ”

"Good!" The audience cheered.

"Okay, let's introduce myself to everyone, why are you talking so much nonsense." Raise and wave your hand.

I also stood behind the table, standing between them, and squeezed Yan Yunci out: "Ahem, hello everyone, my name is Mo Xiang, the little bird is Xiang, eh, it's not the bird that flies!" ”

"Still a bird? I see you like a goose! Ki Yang laughed at me.

"How do you talk about that!" My face turned into a smile, "It doesn't matter," the goose isn't very fat, I admit it. "I'm going to have fun, too.

"Excuse me, I'm talking about penguins!"

Hahahaha, the atmosphere at the scene is already very good, and some sleepy people have looked up at our cross talk.

"Okay, I won't fight with you, why did you ask me to come up?" I say.

"Let's not talk about why you're here, the key is what are you doing squeezing other girls, what are the two of you doing standing behind the table, I can't hold the table when her legs are shaking, you two can't turn over the table when you shake the table behind!"

Hahaha.

Well, he was uneasy about the routine, and he didn't seem to have this sentence during the rehearsal. My reflexes are really a little weak, and the audience laughs when you do this, but I really don't know how to pick them up next.

"It's not a big girl on a sedan chair, there is no table, and the two of us are nervous." This sentence was said by Yun Ci, although the metaphor is not so appropriate, but something is better than nothing, so I laughed along, but I felt so stupid that I didn't know what to do.

"Okay, you hurry up and give the table to the little girl, you're not afraid of crowding people," I just wanted to move the table over and there, but was interrupted by Qi Yang again, "Wait, I'll take my fan, this young master's artifact!" ”

Really knelt for him, angry.

"That, I didn't call you up for anything else, but to make you a referee!" Qiyang opened the fan, fanned it a few times, and said sassily, really, he is not too cold, this fan on a cold day.

"Referee? What kind of referee? I asked.

"The two of us, if you want to compare IQ, I don't accept her, she doesn't obey me, we make things difficult for each other, there is no way to compare, so let you come up with the question! Put us to the test and see whose IQ is higher! Otherwise, what can you do if you are stupid, really? Qi Yang closed the fan and struck it on his left hand.

"yes, I shouldn't have come up." I muttered, and the sound was controlled to make the audience hear and make others think I was muttering.

"That's right, better than IQ! See who has a high IQ! Yan Yunci also echoed.

"I see, isn't it just a question to be a referee, I will, then start standing?" I asked.

"Wait a minute, I want to say a word to my opponent before the fight." Yan Yunci grabbed me with her hand and looked at Qi Yang and said.

"What's that?" I say.

"He, give me a better IQ comparison."

"Where does the comparison come from?" I should say.

"The IQ of the two of us is like Miss Wang meeting Miss Yu." Yan Yunci looked proud, but I didn't look like she was pretending.

"How?" I knew I had to ask.

"You're almost!" Yan Yunci also threw off the fan and fanned it with a snort, but I seem to remember that there was no such part in the rehearsal, and it was not cold on this day.

"Then I'll tell you, I also have a comparison." Yi Qiyang also said very badly.

"Where does Bi come from?" I don't know how many times I've said this, but I saw the principal laughing in the judges' area, ahem, a little embarrassed.

"You are Ma Shuai, you met Feng Handsome!" The look of the lift is even more arrogant!

"And how do you say it!" I still have to help.

"You're two points short." After saying that, Qi Yang opened the closed fan again, and fanned it with a snort! That demeanor is just like Yan Yunci. It turns out that this naïve is not cold, right?

"Hmph, hum," Yun Ci felt like she was in the play at this time, and she was so angry that she was panting! "Let me tell you, you are Miss Wang who met Miss Wang!"

It's finally my turn: "I know this, hahaha, Yi Qiyang, he said you were three o'clock." I turned my head and said to Yi Qiyang with a smile.

"Oh my God! Mo Xiang, I let people bully, didn't I? Yi Qiyang opened his mouth in disbelief.

"As far as I know, it's a drop." I've got to make trouble.

Yi Qiyang ran to Yun Cide's table and knocked on the table with a fan: "Let me tell you, you are a seedless watermelon that has been cut and you have met a dragon fruit that has been cut!" You're flying you! "I feel like I'm about to jump up.

At this time, the atmosphere of the audience was pushed to a new level*, and no matter who it was, they laughed out loud, and the laughter lasted for a long, long time.

"How do you think about this," I said, "hey, I said, don't get excited, you hurry back to your seat, no, excited, stand in the same place, let's start the game, let's go down and fight, okay?" "There was no rehearsal for the last sentence, and I learned to make it, hee-hee, although the laughter was sparse, it seemed to work well.

"What kind of questions do you two want me to make?" I asked.

"Then the harder it is, the better!" Qi Yang said.

"Yes, the harder the better, and the province will not score high." Yan Yunci also echoed.

"Okay, then let's have a problem, you two listen, a daily question, say, the perpendicular incident white light is reflected from the soap film, in the visible spectrum there is a very large interference (at x=600nm), and at the violet end (x=375nm) there is a very small interference, if the refractive index of the soap film is 1.33, try to find the minimum value of the thickness of the soap film."

In order to memorize this problem, I was in pain for several days, which was annoying.

Then the scene froze for a few seconds, Qi Yang and Yan Yunci watched left and right, and then Qi Yang looked at me suspiciously and said, "What are you talking about?" ”

"Isn't it an IQ test? Answer, that's it. "I said it easily.

"You're not sick in the brain, what are you talking about, do you have an answer!" Qi Yang pointed at me and roared.

"That's right, your brain is blistering!" Yan Yunci also echoed.

"Yes! Why not, the answer is the equitilt interference of the thin film, and the interference order formula is: 2nhcosα+λ/2=mλ, (+λ/2 is considering the half-wave loss) where n=1.33 is the refractive index and h is the thickness of the film...... "I was saying, and then it was interrupted. Fortunately, I was able to carry it a little bit, and if I continue to carry it, I will definitely not do it.

"Okay, okay, what kind of problem did you come up with, you tell me who of the two of us will!" Qi Yang looked at me angrily.

"That's right, no one will, how can this compare IQ?"

"Well, you two are masters, so what do you two say?" I had to look helpless.

"Let's keep it simple." Raised his hand and shook his hand.

"yes, keep it simple."

"Simpler then?" I asked.

"Yes, yes, let's keep it simple."

"Okay, then you guys are ready, now you are ready to answer, you must be ready," at this time the two of them looked at me tensely, "Excuse me!" How much is one plus one! Answer! Answer! Hurry up and answer! "My voice was very loud, and of course my laughter was very loud.

They gritted their teeth and looked around, shook their heads incessantly, and then raised their heads and said, "You get out of here, the farther away the better!" Are you getting athlete's foot in your head? Who are you fooling? ”

"What? Isn't it simpler? "I also pretended to be innocent.

Yan Yunci had to make up for it at this time: "Just eat some Daknin!" ”

"What do you two mean, don't you make it simpler? What did I say wrong? ”

"You're too simple, you're testing your IQ, this is called a test of IQ, I see, this is a test of whether you're mentally retarded!" Qi Yang said very unhappily.

"So what do you say?" I spread my hands out to show that I couldn't do anything about it.

"You have to be able to let us answer the question, so let's do it, we are all students, you just test us to find money and settle accounts, you ask, and then see who responds quickly! Okay, I've found out, I can't work with you scumbags! I can't communicate, so hurry up. Qi Yang looked at the two of us with annoyance.

There was another brief burst of laughter.

"Okay, I'll just come up with the problem of finding money to settle accounts!"

"Hurry up, I really don't want to see your face full of athlete's foot!" Raise your hand and wave your hand to signal me to hurry up! I smack. This brute.

"Okay, ready to answer! Ask, twenty-six for a piece of clothing, give you fifty yuan, ask how much money you are looking for, and start answering! "I waved my hand down! Hurry up and answer!

"Twenty-four!" This is what Yan Yunci said, and after speaking, she looked at Yi Qiyang proudly, "Alas, IQ is really a hard injury!" ”

"Okay, keep going." Qi Yang pointed a fan at me.

"Sixteen for a dress, one hundred for the customer, may I ask ......" I was interrupted by Qi Yang before I could finish speaking: "Needless to say, eighty-four is right!" Qi Yang continued to fan the bag: "Sample, give me a fight, don't you think you are tender." ”

"Cut, it's only one to one, keep coming, Mo Penguin, you come back quickly, I'm going to compete with him today!" Yan Yunci glared angrily.

"Okay, let's say that a piece of twelve yuan is eight cents and six cents, and thirty-five yuan and three cents are given, how much money can I find! Three seconds to think! Hurry up, hurry up! I also decided to pick up the fan and snort.

"Ahh

"Ahh I said you're sick, don't you just give Zhang Twenty it? What's the use of giving more than 30 dollars? Yan Yunci questioned.

"It's no wonder that others have a low IQ, I can figure it out!" Yi Qiyang took the fan and pointed in the direction of the audience.

"Okay, you can do it, you count, three seconds!" Yan Yunci gloated.

"I only take twelve yuan, eight cents and six cents, and give him the rest! Hahahaha. ”

"I really let him figure it out." Yan Yunci and I said with a smile at the same time.

At this time, the cross talk is finished.

(This cross talk is borrowed from Yue Yunpeng's cross talk, so I hope I don't spray it after watching it, thank you.) ）