"Am I not right?" I waved my hand as I spoke, looking at Qiyang in confusion.

"Of course it's not right, what do you mean by the ancestors and the ancestors! You're a funny person. Qi Yang turned his head away, pretending to be angry.

"Yo, haven't you heard a saying in the cross talk world?" I asked Ki Young in surprise.

"What's that?" Qi Yang turned his back to me impatiently, and his legs were still standing there trembling, looking like a ruffian.

"The audience is our food and clothing parents!" Then I said loudly to the audience, "Everyone's right!" This is what Yi Qiyang said to me, when you say this, you have to look at the audience, and the voice must be loud so that the audience can hear it.

"Yes!"

"Good!"

Applause began to erupt! The effect seems to be okay.

"Okay, you're right." Yi Qiyang also looked impatient when he spoke.

"Then you say!" I looked at Yi Qiyang and said.

"What did you say?" He pretended he didn't know anything.

"Cut, you pretend, pretend! You have to say, all the ancestors, everyone! "I have a look of hatred on my face!

"Do you have to say it?" He looked very embarrassed.

"Of course I have to say it, I have to say it!"

"Okay, okay, everyone, everyone!" Saying that, Yi Qiyang made a gesture to the audience, and then the scene cheered, "Okay, let's not be too long-winded, let's get down to business." ”

"So what's the matter?" I put my hands on the table and looked at him solemnly.

"Yo, what are you doing here?" Qi Yang first looked at the audience, then at me.

"You say that." I continued to act according to the script.

"Then you said that you can wear a red coat and Huang Feihong can perform martial arts!" Qi Yang watched as I clenched my hands into fists as if I was going to fight.

"Oh, look at me, I don't have a good memory, we're here to perform cross talk." I have to pretend that I suddenly realized, this scene is really difficult to play.

"What do you say about cross talk? What to do first? ”

"First of all, I must introduce myself."

"Then let's introduce ourselves to the audience?" Raise your right hand and look at the audience and say.

"Okay, then you come first." I've been talking for so long, I'm still very nervous, and only my hands on the table can make my legs tremble a little lighter.

"Okay, I'll introduce myself, hello audience, my name is Yi Qiyang, Yi is the so-called Yi people, on the water side, yes, no, it's Yi," his expression was particularly funny, causing a small burst of laughter from the audience, "Today, we will tell you a cross talk, and it is also the first time we have said cross talk, and the mood is very worried." No, your legs are shaking all the time when I speak, and I can't hold my table when I shake it! Yi Qiyang suddenly shouted loudly, looked at me and said.

Another burst of laughter.

"Am I not nervous?"

"What are you nervous about?" Yi Qiyang looked at me and said, "Do you say a few words, you are nervous." ”

"Because I saw too many handsome guys in the audience, so I was nervous, don't you say!" At the last sentence I raised my hands and said loudly, "I think I should be nervously applauding!" ”

Applause, hoop!

"You see, this is really shameless." My expression suddenly changed, and I looked at Qi Yang and pointed at the audience and said.

The audience burst into laughter!

"What do you say! Say what that! Qi Yang gently pushed my arm, and I pretended to be pitiful and looked at Qi Yang in fear.

"It's called a two-skin face!" Raise and tell me solemnly.

There was still a burst of laughter from the audience, and I felt that the atmosphere had risen, almost the effect we expected, and if there was no laughter at all at this time, we would be very embarrassed.

"Okay, can you introduce yourself too? Let everyone know that you know. ”

"Me?"

"Well, come on."

"Okay, hello everyone, my name is Yan Yunci, the good-looking Yan, today is also the first time to say cross talk, and I am also very nervous, but I believe I must say it very well, even if this guy can't say it well, I will tell you a wonderful ......" At this time, I was pushed again.

"What do you mean! What do you mean! Whoever says badly, you say who! Qi Yang picked up the fan and knocked on the table a few times!

"I say even ......," I argued.

"Forget it! I really told you, I, cross talk is much better than what you say! He interrupted me directly, and then looked disdainful.

"Then you said that cross talk, learning, and singing are four lessons, which one of you are doing better than me?" I say.

"First of all, I sing better than you!" He said to me proudly.

"Yo, do you want to sing us a piece of music with all your might?" I made a gesture of please.

"Okay, then let's sing a piece to the big guy," Qi Yang raised his sleeves up, "Ahem, then I'll sing one to the big guy!" ”

After saying that, he sang very coquettishly:

It's also this man I love so much

Turn me into the dumbest woman in the world

I take everything he says seriously

He said he loved my lips the most

When he said this, Yi Qiyang still pursed his lips, although I often saw it during rehearsals, but I was still disgusted. The audience was also a sparse laugh. The teacher and the judges also looked energetic, and they all sat up straight and put their hands on the table to watch.

I'm not very demanding

Treat me as well as ever

But one day you said the same thing

Embrace others in your arms

You have the smell of her perfume on you

It was my nose that committed

You shouldn't smell her beauty

Erase everything with you

According to the script, I was about to interrupt him before he could sing this sleeping word: "Hey! I covered his mouth with my hand, "That's it! Don't sing it! ”

The audience burst into laughter.

In fact, when we rehearsed this clip, the auditor didn't say anything, we thought we would change it, but it didn't mean to make rectification, so we continued to act.

He looked at me smugly: "That's it, how's that?" Sing it well or not! ”

I smiled: "You, don't say it, you're really not good, do you know what is the most important thing about a cross talk actor?" ”

"Listen to you!"

"IQ!" I said heavily, "The IQ of a cross talk actor is the most important, there is no IQ at all, what else to talk about cross talk!" ”

"Than IQ?" He looked incredulous, "You're giving me an IQ ratio?" Just you? The tone was extremely disdainful, if it weren't for the performance, I would have felt the urge to beat him, I felt that his expression was real, "Okay! You say, how to compare? ”

"That's it, how about asking each other questions to see who can't answer more and who doesn't have enough IQ?"

"Okay, you come first, I'm afraid that others will say that I am bullying you."

"Okay, I'll go out first, listen well, I'll give you a primary school, ask! What are the students' favorite classes right now! I asked, tapping the table.

"It's so easy, gym class!"

"That's not right!"

"Music lessons!"

"Wrong!"

"And what class are you talking about?"

"Class! Hahahaha. ”

Yi Qiyang turned to me and looked at me very shamelessly: "Aren't you sick in the brain?" Okay, let's ask that, it's my turn, I'll give you a kindergarten question, listen, ask, there was a fool once upon a time, and someone told him a story, ask that fool, have you heard this story? He said he didn't know, do you know why? ”

The pain of teasing is that I know that the teaser is going to set a trap for you to take the bait, but you still have to take the bait, and I have to pretend not to know and say to him: "I don't know." ”

"Hahahaha, I don't know."

The audience burst into laughter......

"Hey, you're waiting for me here." I still had to pretend that I just knew, and I was really in great pain, and I could see a hint of treacherous success on Yi Qiyang's face.

"Okay, then I'll have another one!"

"You say, just come." Yi Qiyang waved his hand.

"Okay, then I'll give you a preschool question, saying that a person is fed up with the poor life in the countryside, so he leaves his hometown and goes out, what is the result?"

"The result? It's too much, and that's the glory of returning to my hometown. "I'd like to say I know the answer.

"That's not right!"

"That's a despondent homecoming." I say it again.

"That's not right!" Yi Qi raised his hand.

"Definitely, what can be the answer." I looked at him with disdain.

"I'll tell you, you listen well, listen carefully, the result of his uprooting is that the whole village has no water to drink, hahaha, happy." He waved his hands left and right and laughed, looking as cheap as he wanted.

The audience and the judges also laughed, I don't know if it was because of this cold joke or because of Yi Qiyang's appearance.

"Dare to love the whole village with a well?"

"Can you handle it?"

"No, what kind of problem is this, who did you listen to when you left your hometown is to go out with a well on your back, and besides, the whole village uses a well," I spread my hands, "There is no such statement!"

"Can you handle it?"

"Okay, okay, then I'll give you one too."

"You can come as you like!" Yi Qiyang's face is arrogant!

"It's also about the well, it's a prenatal question, it's very simple, there was a person who accidentally fell into the well, so he shouted for help, and then a lot of people came, and finally with the help of everyone, what happened to the person who fell in? Please answer! I finished looking at Yi Qiyang.

"What can I do, I've been rescued." Yi Qiyang was quick to speak.

"Can I say it's wrong?"

"That's to save and thank people!"

"That's not right!" I said mysteriously, "I tell you, listen, in the end, with the help of the villagers, the man who fell into the well finally adapted to life in the well!" Hahahaha. ”

Of course, it wasn't just me who laughed, my classmates and teachers laughed, and I felt very satisfied at this time.

Yi Qiyang looked at me directly: "Can you tell me if you are crazy or am I crazy?" I found out, the two of us, stumbling each other, so that the IQ is illegally compared, so I asked someone to be the referee for us. ”

"Let him do it? Let's compare. I said.

"yes, isn't that fair!"

"Okay, call one up!" I say.

Yi Qiyang waved his hand behind the statue: "Come up one!" ”