Chapter 361: The Ignorant Child
Qi Yang helped his mother to do it, and I, I must be idle, watching TV, playing with my mobile phone, anyway, it's very casual, just when I was watching TV, Qi Yang came over and asked me, "Yun Ci, my mother asked you if you are thirsty?" Are you hungry? Then he poured himself a glass of water and drank a glass of water, but I didn't speak! Really, say yes and ask me that!
I said, "Okay, okay, you can get busy, if you are thirsty, I will pour water and drink it myself, what are you busy with?" What are you doing to help your mother? ”
"Oh, it feels so awkward to say that you're doing your mom a favor," Qi Yang said with a smile, Cut, is this laughing at me? Qi Yang continued, "I just helped my mother wash the vegetables, and then cut the vegetables, there was no big work, and I basically finished the work where. Then he got up and sat down on the couch, sat down next to me, and began to drink in big gulps! It seems that the thirst is gone.
"Hmmm! I've decided that you'll be the one to cook in the future," I said with a smile, "I can't cook anyway, and if you don't cook, then I'll buy it and eat it and be a loser!" "Haha, my ambitions are really ambitious.
Qi Yang said to me indifferently: "Buy, as long as you buy as much as you want, I will give your mother how much money, anyway, your family has money, the little money you eat, I believe your parents can still afford it!"
I rub, it turns out that there are still such shameless people in the world! I was really impressed by the spirit of lifting! I said admiringly, "Big brother, haven't you heard of it?" If the daughter who spills the water to marry out, how can the mother's family spend money on the daughter who marries out? ”
"Okay, okay, then let your mother give me all the money for meals before she gets married, rest assured that I will calculate it for you, and not a penny will be bad!" Let your mother, send me back as an incidental dowry, of course, other dowries are still required, no less at all, ah, what color TV, computer, these are all necessary, by the way, I think, your family is so rich, just accompany a house, let's fight for a few years less in the future, right? ”
I nodded angrily: "Okay!" Okay, okay! In this way, you might as well find a rich woman in your forties and fifties, so that you don't even have to get married, and it will save you more trouble, and you will be free if you have money, so let's not get married! Then I twisted my head to the side and pretended to be angry.
Qiyang ran over and put his arm around my shoulders and smiled at me and said, "That's so boring, it's better to come to a yellow flower girl, and your family still has money, why should I look for a rich woman?" Right? Besides, aren't you a rich woman? When the time comes, I will coax your mother again, I will definitely be able to get a lot of good things, and your family is only a girl of yours, and in the future, your family's things will definitely be my family's things, no! It's my stuff, your company, your house, your deposit, it's definitely mine in the end! After saying that, he said to me treacherously.
Wow, the scheming is so deep, it turns out that Qiyang is such a person, I really misjudged him before, there are so many eyes, and I am still thinking about my family's property, I must tell my father. "Hmmm! Thank you for telling me these honest words in advance! I hurriedly said, "Rise up, let's pull it down, I don't want a scheming person like you, I don't know how I will die in the future." Then I pushed away his hand around my shoulder!
"Oh, I really believe it!" Qi Yang smiled and said, there is nothing at all, how can I covet your small property, if I am greedy, I will also covet my father's property, my father's property is much more than your father's, I am afraid that he will not give it to me in the future. "It's scary to feel the rise all of a sudden
"Rise! Rise! My mother-in-law called him, "Rise, hurry up, you come here again, cut me a little more!" ”
Qi Yang immediately agreed: "Okay, mother!" And then it went by, huh? It wasn't like this just now, how did you become so well-behaved now? It's a big change!
There was nothing fun to do, so I quietly ran over to see what the hell Ki Yang was doing. I saw Qi Yang cutting potatoes, and I used to try to cook, but when my mom asked me to start cutting potatoes, it was so hard to cut, so I just started learning to cook, so I gave up! Until now, whoever mentions learning to cook again, I will laugh it off and learn a fart! Don't learn to cook in the future, you must find a husband who can cook! So I don't want to cook in the future, anyway, Qiyang will do it, if he doesn't do it, I'll beat him, besides, Qiyang can make do with what he does, it doesn't matter, it's a big deal to call takeout!
I thought of how he cut potatoes in the past, and I said, "Hello boy, what are you doing?" What about chopping vegetables, is it good? Keep it up in the future! ”
Qi Yang saw me coming, and smiled: "Okay, don't mock me, what are you doing here?" Don't sit outside and wait, it's rare for my mother to cook once, in case my mother does a flaw, let you see it again, wouldn't my mother's face be gone! "Hmph, you're pretty good at picking things!
At this time, I was about to show the ability to pat on the back, I smiled and said: "What do you know, my mother's cooking must be the best, as for you, I think my mother's cooking is a hundred and eight thousand miles away!" I think I'm pretty good at it!
Qi Yang chopped vegetables with his right hand, and the other hand holding potatoes gave me a thumbs up, praised me, and that look, yes, and nodded at me, that meaning was simply to obey me! I smiled proudly, hum, my skill is not usually shown, if you show it, how can you compare.
My mother-in-law said, "Look at how much our family Yun Ci can speak, how can he be like my son, I am so tired and uncomfortable that I don't say good things about me!" Rise, do you hear it, you learn more from Yun Ci! ”
Qi Yang hurriedly nodded modestly: "Yes, yes, yes, her ability to pat the horse's ass, I can't beat the horse!" I must study hard with Yun Ci! ”
I hurriedly retorted: "Qiyang, what are you talking about? Who's slapping the sycophants? I'm telling you the truth, my mom's cooking is delicious! There's no such thing as being untasty! "I continue to show what I do!
"Okay, okay! You can do it both!! You both know how to cook, and you're both great people, okay? Qi Yang shook his head helplessly, continued to cut her diced potatoes, and then said to my mother-in-law, "Mom, how about you cut this diced potato?" You alright? Exactly what you mean? ”
My mother-in-law glanced at the potatoes and said, "It's okay, it's okay, just cut it like this, cut a few more potatoes, and make your father's meal, he heard that Yun Ci was coming, so he left work early for himself, and decided to go home to see his daughter-in-law, and by the way, he bought something to send to his daughter-in-law." My mother-in-law smiled and looked at me and said.
I hurriedly said, "Mom, don't let my dad buy things, I'm joking in the mall, the things you bought are expensive enough, I don't even know how to pay my mom when I go back!"
Qi Yang gave me a look, deliberately let my mother see it, and then whispered to me, deliberately maintaining the volume at a loud enough level that my mother-in-law could hear, Qi Yang said to me, "Buy, you must buy!" Yes, why not, now this is already 100,000 for the two of us, think about it, this time there will definitely be a lot! ”
Ok, good, good! Damn it, you're stirring up trouble, aren't you? Okay very! I wanted to see if my mother-in-law believed your nonsense, and my mother-in-law said, "Cheer, don't you want an electric car anymore?"
Hmph, you don't need me to go out at all, you will be knocked out directly, I looked at Qi Yang proudly, and then sincerely said to my mother-in-law: "Mom, I really don't need it, I really don't know how to pay for it, don't buy it!" I still pretend to be delicate, and I look pitiful.
My mother-in-law said, "Won't you say no to your mother?" You don't have to worry about it, you have to go out and rest, don't come here, it's very dirty and messy. With that, my mother-in-law gently pushed me out, and didn't let me give me a chance to continue to refute.
Oh, I don't want to talk about it, can't I see it? I put on the earrings, my mother can see at a glance, and it's not a stall, it's all a brand, I must know how much it is, oh I'm so tired, my mother will definitely say mine! My mother's side doesn't matter, I can just talk about it with a dead face, what I'm afraid of is my father, I guess I may scold me, or even scold Xiang! If I buy such an expensive earring, I can't go out and show off, so what's the point of putting it at home?
Say who is coming? As soon as I came out, my mom called me, and I sat on the couch, comfortably answered the phone, and asked my mom, "What are you doing, Mom?" What's wrong? What's the matter? ”
My mom said, "You've got a lot of questions!" Where are you now? ”
I said, "My mother, where do you think I can be?" It must be in Qiyang's house, his mother said that she would leave us to eat in the afternoon, so she will eat here, well, I guess I can go back at five or six o'clock. ”
"Oh okay, I know, it's okay to eat, by the way, your dad's gift has already been delivered, right? Did you make it clear to his mother? ”
I said, "Old man, don't be so big-hearted, if I don't send anything, can I mention it again, send it all!" And it's also made clear! ”
Then my mother explained to me again: "And Ah Yunci, don't ask for other people's things, people will definitely buy them for you, and they will buy expensive ones, so you must learn to refuse, don't be so real, you will want to give you things!"
Well, it's all gone, don't you think it's a little late? You just called me and said, I said weakly: "That mother, I want to tell you something, I have already bought it, and you are late to call!"
"Ahh You kid don't have to explain a word to you, you can't do it, what are you buying? My mom said a little angrily.
I said softly: "That mother, I really don't blame me, I don't want it, I have to buy it, it's really hard to be gracious, and there is nothing to do, it's just a change of mouth fee, and then fold it into a gift for me."
"Oh! It turned out to be a change of mouth fee, and this is the beginning of the change of mouth? My mom smiled and said, I'm a little embarrassed to say, "Tell me, how much will it cost you?" No, how much money did you give? What did you buy? ”
I thought I should test my mom's tone first, and I said to my mom, "Well, Mommy, how much do you think is the right amount of money?"
"Well," my mother thought for a moment, "well, I think I might buy you twenty or thirty thousand things, how much, you can just tell me." ”
It seems that my mother is too lazy to guess, so I have to tell the truth: "I bought me an earring, no, it's that pair of earrings," my mother was so scared that I was a little slurred, "Well, I bought it for more than two thousand yuan, it's not expensive, I picked it myself, I didn't let my mother-in-law buy an expensive one!" I suddenly got to the point where I couldn't tell the truth at the end.
"It's okay, it's okay, it's quite sensible," my mom said relieved, but still a little confused, "but are you sure you didn't add two more zeros?" ”
After my mother said this, I almost squirted, oh my God, my mother is like a fairy, and she guessed right at once! I guessed it and hit the nail on the head, so I didn't even know what to do!
I hehehe: "That mother, if you add two zeros, what will you do to me?" Do you think I'm a little ignorant? ”
"That's 200,000!" My mom roared, so deaf that "how can you let people spend so much? How can there be such an expensive change fee, why are you like this, a child, who said that you don't want it, you want it, how did you tell you before? You didn't explain to you once today, didn't you? ”
I knew the result, I just said it, I still said if, I have already started to say this about me, I quickly said, "Mom, what if I add two zeros?" What would you do to me? "I think I should know what the storm is going to be.
"What if, what if?" Mom said, "Well, I want to think about it, if that's the case, then after you come back, I won't give you anything, you can sell that pair of earrings, from now until the day you get married, you are not allowed to ask me for a penny, and the 200,000 yuan will be your dowry, how much do you spend?" How much is left as a dowry, this has nothing to do with us! ”
Ah, so ruthless? Is this what is called affection? There's another gift here that I haven't received, and that's it, hey, isn't it? I did the math myself, and suddenly felt that it was wrong, because I thought that with another thing that my dad bought, that is, the father of Qiyang, I guess ah, it should be enough to spend from now until I get married, hee hee thinks this is not bad, but I still have to fight for my mother's things, I must have a lot of escort when I get married! Otherwise, what if I don't have a status in Qiyang, it's all for my future!
I was chatting with my mother, and Qiyang came over and asked me with a smile, "Who are you calling?" The dish is almost ready, ready to eat! ”
I said to my mother on the phone, "Mom, I'm having dinner here, hang up first, and I'll talk to you when I get back."
"Okay, go back and take a look at the price of your pair of earrings, I think what you said is basically true." My mother said to me slyly, my God, my mother really knows me very well, it seems that I will basically use a big punishment when I go back, I just pray that my mother will not tell my father, and I can accept anything else!
I asked Qi Yang, "What kind of food does our mother cook?" Do you know? ”
Qiyang shrugged his shoulders and said to me, "To be honest, I don't know what my mom did, I've never eaten this meal my mom cooked, it feels like Western food or something, salad bar, because because everything my mom asked me to cut was for me to dice, so I guess, that is, Western salads make everything diced!" But I don't like to eat, if this thing doesn't meet my taste, then I might as well go out and eat, or maybe go back to your house to eat again, anyway, you have ready-made food at home, just cook it, I can come by myself. ”
Oops said this thing, I forgot, I brought something to my mother-in-law, it's the thing my mother made, the name really suddenly can't remember, that's right, fish balls, I must bring it next time, the next time is the first few days, I will definitely be able to come again! I'm sure I'll bring some for my mother-in-law.
Then my mother-in-law smiled at us and said, "Okay, the meal is ready, I'll get you a small bowl for each of you, and we'll start eating, and then my mother-in-law will go to the kitchen and get something."
Qi Yang looked at this thing, a large bowl of flowers green and red words of any color, Qi Yang said to me, "Is this what I think of the legendary salad, so no appetite?"
I looked at Qi Yang dissatisfied: "Look at you as a dirt bun!" Do you see it, this is an authentic salad, this one is very authentic, it seems that my mother-in-law's craftsmanship is still very good, and if you don't want to eat it, roll it, how far can you roll, how far can it roll! "I am not allowed to speak up and slander my mother-in-law!
Qiyang scratched his head and said, "Isn't it that I don't know?" To be honest, I really haven't eaten it.,Shoko once asked me to eat this thing.,But I was righteously refused.,And my mother doesn't seem to have ever made this thing.,Will it be a fraud to suddenly do it today? Isn't it delicious? ”
I gave him a blank look: "Love to eat or not!"
After a while, my mother-in-law said, "Brought the bowl and cutlery, divided the bowl and the spoon for us, and then said to us: "Hurry up and taste my craftsmanship, I don't usually go out of the mountain, you have a good mouth!"
I was the first to volunteer to use a big spoon from the big bowl, gently dig out a small spoonful of salad, put it in my bowl, and then tasted it carefully, first of all, I said in my heart, it's really good, although compared to those authentic Western restaurants are still a little far away, but, I think it's already very good, very in line with my taste, and the taste contains a taste of home, not as cold as a Western restaurant.
Qi Yang also tentatively, dug a small point with a spoon, put it in his bowl, and then began to continue eating, nodded with a smile, and said to my mother-in-law, "Mom! I didn't expect you to have this craft, yes, amazing, I'll be impressed with you in the future, I used to misunderstand you.
My mother-in-law smiled and said, "You don't need to be impressed with me, as long as my Yunci thinks it's delicious!"
I also nodded: "Mom, it's delicious!" It's really delicious! ”
Then I started gulping down it to show my love for the salad, and after eating a little bit, I said, "Where's Mommy's staple?"
Staple food? Do you need a staple food to eat salad? My mother-in-law said, "That's it, do you like to eat or not?" Hahaha, same as I just said!
Qi Yang was puzzled and said, "Do you have to rely on this to be full?" How do I feel like I can't get enough to eat? It's delicious, but it's not hungry, right? ”
"If you can't get enough to eat, there's still one in the kitchen." Mom said, oops, I have to say that this is a rich second generation, but it is a dirt bun, and it is the kind of dirt bun that can't be soiled anymore!