Viagra whispered to me, "Do you believe it? Do you believe what I say or what you Yuan Zhi said? "Viagra gave me a choice.

Well, then I really need to think about it for a while, and then said to Viagra: "Actually, I don't believe it, my Brother Yuanzhi can step on two boats, it's not that I don't believe in Brother Yuanzhi's charm, but I don't think he can't hide so secretly, I give my thoughts to Brother Viagra." I live with Brother Yuan Zhi every day, I don't believe that I don't know anything, and I can't see the slightest clue!

Brother Viagra shook his head and said to me: "Oh, it seems that you are still young, Dieyan, you still don't know your Brother Yuanzhi, you don't know, he is a very dissolute person in college, you can ask your second uncle, how many daughters-in-law he has haha, they are all coming to the door." Uh, it seems like you two aren't from the same university either, how do you know?

Brother Yuan Zhi shook his head helplessly: "Dieyan, if you believe what your Viagra Brother said, forget it, anyway, I won't refute it, the clear ones are self-purifying, and the turbid ones are self-turbid, come and come to Ajie for a drink!" Brother Yuanzhi, I raised the wine bottle, and I also raised the wine glass!

Cheers, the three of us shouted happily, I remember the three of us, when we drank and ate together like this, or when I first went to City A, and then Viagra was very busy with everything, and it was too late or didn't have time to eat with us, at most, it was to go to our house to have a look, buy something, and finally put down the things and left directly.

So today I feel very happy, I took the initiative to raise my wine glass, and said to my Viagra brother and Yuan Zhige: "It's been a long time since I've been together like this for a long time, I must toast you two, thank you for taking care of me for so many years!"

Brother Yuan Zhi picked up the wine bottle and said with a smile: "You are going to fight!" Can you drink it? You can't drink it, don't force it, how can we send you back then? ”

I smiled and said, "Don't worry, I'm drinking a lot now!" I can drink two bottles now, and one bottle can't be closed, so don't worry! "I'm embarrassed to say that the amount of alcohol is so embarrassing, oops, I really don't dislike it at all!

"Okay, I'll accept your kindness today, let's drink hard," Brother Yuan Zhi said with a smile, "Come on, Ajie, how about it?" Another bottle? ”

Brother Viagra smiled: "As if I'm afraid of you when I drink, I don't look at it enough," and then shouted from the seat, "Waiter, another dozen beers!" Viagra said to the waiter

This is a desperate rhythm, I'm still, drink slowly with a wine glass, although I often drink with Qi Yang and them, but to be honest, it's really two bottles of wine, drink too much, I guess it will start, chant poetry right, get drunk crazy or something, shame must not be thrown outside.

After a while, the waiter served a dozen beers, and they began to open again, looking at the bottles of beer, I was a little frightened, happy New Year, I can't drink like this, what should I do if my stomach is bleeding!

They were there to fight for the amount of alcohol, and I was eating next to me, playing with my phone, and chatting with each other, and I asked Yang "What are you doing?"

Qi Yang replied to me, "Oh, you said me, what about going to the supermarket, by the way, do you need to buy anything?" If you want something to eat, tell me, I'll buy it for you and bring it back, where are you? Got home? What do you do? ”

I hurriedly replied with a little weakness: "That, I'm home, I've arrived, I'm drinking Brother Yuanzhi for dinner, and Brother Viagra, you don't need to bring anything, there's nothing to bring, I'll go back tonight, Yunci has given me enough things, it's completely enough to eat." Actually, I don't want to speak, because I'm afraid that I will talk too much.

"Haole, Haole, then you can have fun, I won't chat with you, I won't bother you, it's not easy for the family to get together." Lift volume texted me and said.

I didn't reply to the text message of Yang, and now the two of them are still fighting, and now Brother Viagra is not at all like a * policeman, but has become another image, just like a street ruffian, more and more in line with Yang's temperament, hahaha joking, joking, in fact, Yang's, temperament is very good, really, heaven and earth are proven, I am really joking, I didn't say anything bad about Yang.

I said, "You two, don't just drink, but eat, and don't just order food?" I'm also embarrassed to stop them, because the two of them are drinking, and it's hard to get together for the New Year, and if you drink too much, you will drink too much, isn't it allowed to go crazy after a year? ”

I also drank with them, and drank until three or four o'clock in the afternoon, Brother Viagra and Brother Yuanzi drank a little big tongue, and I also drank a lot, and it has broken the record, one and a half bottles, and I can still speak clearly But I don't dare to drink more, my wine is not good, and I know this very well in my heart now,

In case the two of them get drunk, I have to be responsible for sending them back, no, I can't go back, I'm responsible for calling a taxi or anything, let Brother Yuan Zhi and Brother Viagra talk about everything after going home, and I won't call my second uncle and eldest uncle anymore, and there will be more things in the province.

I said, "Two big brothers, why don't we just drink, is there any other show?" Can we go somewhere else? "I want them to drink a little less and go somewhere else to play and sober up.

Then Brother Yuan Zhi slapped the table and scared me! Said to us: "Butterfly smoke is right, go to another place to drink again, do you dare?" Let's stop drinking beer, drink white! How's that, Applejack! "I'm Mole, Brother Yuan Zhi, I'm wondering, you've drunk like this bear, where else are you going to drink?

Brother Viagra also drank a little too much, but it should be better than Brother Yuanzhi's amount of alcohol, and he also patted the table: "Look at your little bear, I don't dare, let me tell you, I dare to go anywhere, you say the place, let's go now!" What's the matter, how these two people are like jealous children.

Well, I seem to remember what I said about whether we still have any activities, and I didn't say that we would go drinking again, let's go to the mall, go to the park, and walk around

Brother Atom didn't give me a chance to refute, and shouted directly: "The waiter checks out!"

The waiter quickly brought us a bill and said to us, "Hello, a total of 128!"

I took out my wallet and was about to settle the bill, but Brother Yuan Zhi immediately stopped me and said to me, "What are you anxious about?" There is a second-generation official here, let him settle the bill, this guy has money! ”

I said, "Brother Yuanzhi, have you drunk too much?" Who's going to check out differently! "Why do you feel that these two words are particularly childish now?

In the end, Brother Yuan Zhi still had the same attitude, stopped me and didn't let me pay for it, so he asked him to answer my words and put his wallet in, and I had to put it in.

Oh my God, did you really drink too much? Are both of them so hard to serve? Brother Viagra took out his wallet directly: "Oh, I pay, I pay, I really don't have those two money, waiter, how much?" 128 yes, okay, don't look for it, this is 130, Xiaoyuan, you say, where to go? Keep drinking! ”

, what happened to these brothers? As if there was a grudge, Brother Yuan Zhi said in a hurry, he didn't speak because he hesitated, but because he drank too much, Brother Yuan Zhi said: "Let's go to the bar, it's almost open at this point, I'll let you know what, it's a wine fairy!"

Brother Yuanzhi seemed to have really drunk too much, and said anything, Brother Viagra waved his hand at Brother Yuanzi and said, "Okay, don't blow it with me, let's go directly, Dieyan called a car and asked you where Brother Yuanzhi is going?" , let's accompany you today! ”

I quickly said, "Don't drink it!" Two big brothers, I want to go back, don't be really angry with me anymore, if this is the case, I have to call the two uncles! "Also go to the bar, what a bar, pub bar! I'm bored, I've been there for a few years, I've been on duty for a few years, and I'm going to get sick!

Brother Yuan Zhi didn't speak, but Brother Viagra spoke and said to me: "Dieyan, you don't have to worry about this matter, you can take a taxi for us, let's go over, you go back, I have to separate a high and low with Xiaoyuan today, you see that he is still a little unconvinced, what's wrong with me going to the night market?" I really don't believe it, you really drink more than I do! ”

I'm rubbing, why are you still presumptuous? It can't be that two people really have a grudge, right? One black and one white, it's not at all, it doesn't seem to be incompatible with black and white, it won't be a disagreement, right, and I don't know? I suddenly felt that I was right.

Is it true? I said to Viagra, "Viagra, what's wrong with you two?" Seriously, if you guys do this again, I'm really calling, I'm not telling a lie at all, and I'm really angry! ”

Brother Yuan Zhi still has the same attitude: "Ajie, you hurry up and follow me to the bar, if you are a man!" ...... immediately"

Still like this, I slapped the table and interrupted them: "You guys, you don't listen to me, then I have to call?" Anger is fake, where do I dare to be angry with them? One is more majestic than the other, but it's okay to scare them in this situation now, so I took out my phone and pretended to make a call.

Brother Yuan Zhi suddenly sobered up, he hurriedly stopped me, then he was still very afraid of the second uncle, it seems that this is one of my killer weapons in the future, as long as he dares to give me a drink again, if he doesn't listen to me, I will scare him with the second uncle there, Brother Yuan Zhi said to me: "Dieyan, everyone come out to play, what are you doing with my father?" That's not interesting, is it? ”

I said indifferently, "I think it's interesting, but if you don't listen to me, what can I do?" Now I still want to play with you, but there are no activities, no mood, you hurry up and go back to me, if you don't go back, I'll call, I'm angry with me, it's okay now! ”

Brother Viagra didn't speak for a long time, just watched Brother Yuan Zhi talk to me, Brother Yuan Zhi said to me: "Let's go to the mall for the New Year, buy something for you, just you bought us something, how can we also get something back, right?" Don't go to the bar, you say, huh? Applejack! "Brother Yuan Zhi means to let Brother Viagra persuade me as well.

Brother Viagra also nodded: "Yes, yes, let's go, light a cigarette, buy you something, our brothers will buy you some, just take your things, I'm sorry."

"There's nothing to be embarrassed about," I continued, although I also really want to go to the mall, but this should be called wanting to catch and indulge, this is what Qi Yang once treated me, I think they should also be treated, otherwise they don't cherish it, otherwise they still drink, go to the bar, and look like they want to fight. "I'll go back, you two have to go to the bar for a drink, I can't care about you, bye-bye, I'll take my bag and look like I'm leaving."

It must have been Brother Yuan Zhi who stopped me, he grabbed my arm and said to me: "Oh, Dieyan, the two of us were a little drunk just now, and our emotions were a little uncontrollable, don't go, follow us to go shopping and buy you something." Follow them shopping? How did this sentence sound so awkward? It seems that I used to say this to Brother Genzhi a lot, how did it turn the other way around.

Then I'll just stop it, I looked at the two of them with a smile: "Aren't you going to the bar to drink?" How bad is it to delay your drinking? ”

Brother Viagra and Brother Yuan Zhi didn't speak, they were just there, looking at their appearance, then I followed them to go shopping, well, I continued: "Okay, let's go, what are you still doing here?" It's all settled anyway! ”

"Okay, let's take a walk," Brother Yuan said happily, "I'll take you to a shopping mall with a lot of people, it's lively and fun over there." We didn't say anything to Brother Yuan Zhi while walking, "Falling smoke, what do you like?" As long as it's not *, I'll buy it for you! ”

Haha, I happily pulled the two of them and said, "Let's go, let's go, let's talk about it then?" Their wine seems to have woken up a lot, let me make such a fuss, no, I'm not a fuss, it's them who make trouble, cut, this is a lot of honesty, I must go shopping!

We got into the taxi, and I asked Brother Genzhi, "What the hell is wrong with you two?" Suddenly it seems like an enemy, and you have to become a life-and-death person, or you are not cousins! ”

Brother Yuan Zhi said with a smile: "Oh, you think too much, you just drink too much, and your brain is a little confused, but now it's much better, first before you want me to quarrel with him, I don't want to quarrel with him, a second generation official, who quarrels with him, this kind of second generation of officials is arrogant and unreasonable!" I'm used to it. ”

I saw that there was nothing on either side, and I began to pick something in the middle, and I said to Viagra Jack sitting in the co-pilot: "Viagra, if this kind of thing is me, I can't bear it, I have to beat him!"

"Hey!" Brother Yuan Zhi heard it at once, "I said Dieyan, who did you learn from here?" How did it become bad and smoky now, wilted and wilted! ”

Ah! Look at your adjectives, Brother Genzhi, what are your adjectives? It's still smoking, it's still wilting, isn't that scolding me? I'm not happy! In this way, we talked and laughed all the way to the mall

Brother Viagra said the first sentence from the wine table just now to now: "Dieyan, you say, what do you want, don't be polite to me, I don't see you much, you must be a little more valuable!"

Brother Yuan Zhi was also beside him: "Yes, yes, yes!" Don't save face for him, don't save him money, you must pick the most expensive and best things for him to buy, what computers, mobile phones, digital cameras, etc., anyway, it's all good! ”

Well, I thought about it, in fact, I really lack a computer, no, to be precise, a notebook, because I feel that the probability of using a notebook more and more now, such as reading scripts and playing games, haha I feel that this is the most important thing! Just kidding, kidding.

But since Brother Yuan Zhi said so, then I reluctantly said to Brother Viagra: "Otherwise, it's okay to buy me a notebook!" Hahaha, I'm really welcome, opening my mouth is a notebook.

Brother viagra didn't say a word, just nodded, and then, led the two of us in, and came directly to the digital area, because it is almost the New Year, there are a lot of people who buy things, and this is no exception, there must be a New Year's gift for children, we used to stand there, and there was no staff to receive us, so I just took a casual look.

Brother Yuan Zhi also saw these notebooks and said to me: "Dieyan, you are for school, you must let your Viagra buy a good one, otherwise you don't want your Viagra Brother!"

I smiled and said, "That's for sure, I must make my viagra bleed profusely, otherwise it will be difficult to solve the hatred in my heart just now!"

Viagra didn't speak, he found a salesman and said to the staff, "Which of your notebooks is better?" Which configuration is higher? Tell us about it, we want the best! ”

Yes! Why does Viagra talk like this, it looks like an upstart, but the staff did not show contempt for Viagra, he said, "Okay, please here!" The staff took us to another place to buy a laptop, introduced us to a good notebook product, and said to us: "This laptop is the highest configuration we have here, and it is also the best performance, I will not introduce it to you one by one, anyway, let me tell you this, this computer will ensure that it will not be outdated within five years, and will always be at the cutting edge!"

I looked at the price of this computer, 20,000 outcrops, in fact, now I don't feel particularly big about this price, because I also make money, and it is also counted in tens of thousands, if I say that I can accept this computer, so I don't give Viagra to save money, in fact, Viagra buy me this laptop, can I also gladly accept it? He eats public meals, and money is indispensable!