Mo Xiang said: "It's okay, but I don't guarantee that I can act as I was, because I almost forgot about it, if you want to go, hurry up, and I'll play again when I play." ”

"Okay, then we'll be ugly!" Yi Qiyang said, "Come on, Yun Ci. ”

With that, Yi Qiyang and Yan Yunci ran to the side of our dinner table and started their performance.

First of all, Yi Qiyang said: "Hello everyone, my name is Yi Qiyang!" This is my partner, her name is Yan Yunci. ”

"Yes, it's me." Yan Yunci echoed casually.

"Today, I'm very excited, and I'm very worried, why that? Because..."

"Wait, wait, wait." Yun Ci patted Yi Qiyang's shoulder and interrupted Yi Qiyang's words.

Yi Qiyang looked at Yun Ci, that expression was in place, with a blank look, he said, "What's wrong?" Any questions? ”

"Did you forget something?" Yun Ci said.

"Forgot something?" Yi Qiyang looked at Yun Ci suspiciously, "I want to think about it." Then Yi Qiyang rubbed his temples with his fingers, as if he was thinking about something.

After a while, Yun Ci patted Yi Qiyang on the shoulder and asked him, "How is it?" Don't you think of anything? ”

"Oh!" Yi Qiyang let out a long sigh, "I seem to remember, did you say that you didn't bow to the audience, I know, I know, the audience, good afternoon!" After saying that, Yi Qiyang bowed to us.

"Well, continue the topic just now, why am I so excited......" Yi Qiyang said despite Yun Ci's objection.

"You can wait, you can wait," Yun Ci interrupted Yi Qiyang again.

"What's the matter? What's wrong with it? Can you still talk about cross talk well! Yi Qiyang said impatiently, as he said to tidy up his clothes.

"What's the attitude, don't pretend to be garlic, you forgot what I said is not this!" Yun Ci said with a smile, looking like a chicken thief.

"Okay, I know!" Yi Qiyang looked reluctantly, "All the ancestors are in the ranks!" Good afternoon, everyone! Okay, aren't you happy? Are you particularly satisfied? ”

Ancestors and ancestors, I laughed and laughed, Yun Ci and I told me about the burden of cross talk in their first year of high school, and the audience below must be very happy when they said it, and then I continued to listen, and from time to time I ate a little food, eating and listening to cross talk, this kind of life is really extremely comfortable!

"It's not particularly happy, you say, you can continue." Yun Ci said with a smile.

"Where?" Yi Qiyang attached to his ear and asked Yun Ci secretly.

Yun Ci also whispered: "Very worried. ”

"Oh... Ahem, that mood is also very worried, why is this? Yi Qiyang gasped.

"Because of what?" Yun Ci looked at Yi Qiyang and echoed.

"Because we're talking about cross talk again, here, there are friends who know me, and there are friends who don't know us, let's solemnly introduce ourselves here, how about it?" Yi Qiyang said with a smile.

"Okay, you can do it first."

"Okay, hello everyone, my name is Yi Qiyang, the so-called Yi people, Yi on the water side, set sail." Yi Qiyang clenched his fists at us.

"Okay, hello everyone, my name is Yan Yunci, the face of the face, the cloud of the clouds, the kind of Ci." Yun Ci also clenched his fists to us and said.

"Today, we will tell you a cross talk."

"Well, tell me a paragraph." Yun Ci nodded.

"Maybe, those who have heard us talk about cross talk, that is, the current sophomores and juniors of high school will ask, where is Mo Xiang, who talked about cross talk with you, gone."

"Yes, Mo Xiangna?" Yun Ci also looked around, and then said to Yi Qiyang.

Then Yi Qiyang covered his mouth and eyes as if he was about to cry, tsk, his acting skills were not bad, he gave her a praise, really, it's really humiliating not to go to our school!

"Oh, what are you crying about? What's going on? Yun Ci hurriedly said.

A few of us smiled, the one named Xiaofeng didn't laugh very badly, smiled and shook his head, looking very helpless.

"We may have to prepare a coffin." As he spoke, Yi Qiyang turned his face and palms towards us, and pretended to cry.

"This, why are you still crying, hey, Yi Qiyang, what are you saying is wrong, what are you doing preparing the coffin?" Yun Ci turned his body around, and I don't know why I wanted to laugh when I looked at Yi Qiyang's expression.

Yi Qiyang pinched his lips: "He was kidnapped!" ”

"Yo! Kidnapped! Did you report to the police? That's a big deal! Yun Ci exaggeratedly said that his acting skills were a little exaggerated to be honest.

Suddenly, the style of painting changed abruptly, Yi Qiyang let go of his lips, and said with a serious expression: "No need, the coffin has been bought!" ”

"Hahaha!" Several of us laughed out loud, maybe Xiaofeng had already seen it, and the laughter was not particularly strong.

Yun Ci licked his lips, looked around helplessly, and turned around again: "Are you crazy, or am I crazy, big brother, why don't you call the police for such a big thing!" Kidnapping! Eldest brother! ”

"No, here's the thing, listen to me, I already called the police the moment I knew that Mo Xiang was kidnapped." Qi Yang said very seriously.

"And then that? What do you think? Have you found the daring kidnappers? Yun Ci hurriedly asked.

"Of course I found it," he said, shaking his hand, "how powerful the police are, the pillars of the people!" Quickly found the kidnapper's lair! But ah, something went wrong! ”

"Yo, what's the problem!" Yun Ci hurriedly asked.

"I was discovered by the kidnappers, the police and I were discovered, the kidnappers held a gun to Mo Xiang's head and asked the police to let them go, and they also wanted a million dollars! And a helicopter! Oh my God! Yi Qiyang said exaggeratedly with his hands half-covered his face.

"Oh, go on! I'm in a hurry! ”

"Okay, for dollars! The dollar is the money of the United States, and the yuan is the money of China, which is what we call RMB.

"Oops, get to the point!" Yun Ci went berserk.

"Oh oh oh, look at me excited, I said I went wrong," Yi Qiyang smiled and patted his head, "Kidnapper, this helicopter needs Apache's, not Blackhawk's, it's best that the plane can be equipped with supplies, and besides, it must be new." ”

Yi Qiyang said that Yun Ci kept trying to interrupt him, but Yi Qiyang took Yun Ci's hand in one hand and said, "There are many requests, for example, let the police..."

As he spoke, he suddenly became angry at Yun Ci: "What are I doing with your old Bala!" ”

"Hahaha!!" We laughed again, this Yi Qiyang is really cheap enough! We didn't skimp on my applause, and several people applauded together.

"Let you get to the point, what do you say that! Let you say what happened after the police arrived, was Mo Xiang rescued? Yun Ci was also very impatient.

"Hahahaha, I'm sorry, I went astray, right?" Yi Qiyang began to sell cute, and put a fist on his chin.

"Tell me about you."

"Okay, continue what I said just now, it is said that the police have tightly surrounded the place where the kidnapper lives, but the kidnapper appeared at the door with a gun against Mo Xiang's head, letting Mo Xiang outside, and the kidnapper shouted inside," Yi Qiyang's hand sat in the shape of a pistol, imitating the appearance of the kidnapper, "just shout, hurry up, or I will tear up the ticket!" ”

"And then that! What do the police say? Yun Ci also looks like he listens to stories.

"One of the police leaders heard it, and he was very anxious, and he picked up the loudspeaker next to him and was about to shout," and then Yi Qiyang began to imitate the police leader again," the police leader said. Then he saw Yi Qi Yangguang open his mouth and didn't speak, and Yun Ci looked at it very suspiciously.

"What's going on? The police leader is a dumb person, huh? Yun Ci said.

Then Yi Qiyang pretended to look at the horn in his hand and said softly, "I forgot to turn it on." ”

A few of us laughed, it was really funny, I heard that it was written by Yi Qiyang himself, I didn't expect this little waiter to be so talented!

"Hey! Boy! Hurry up and open it! “

"Okay, this is open," Yi Qiyang still pretended to open the horn very vividly, "Big pants big sale!" One only needs 10 yuan, 10 yuan is not much, you can't go to Hong Kong, you can't go to Singapore, 10 yuan is not expensive, you don't have to go back to have a family meeting, 10 yuan is not much, you can't buy a daughter-in-law, you can't buy a car, and you can't travel to Moscow. Ten bucks..."

"Hahaha!" I couldn't stop laughing, it's funny! What a talent!

Yun Ci hurriedly pushed Yi Qiyang: "What is this!" It's a trumpet borrowed from a vendor selling big pants! ”

Yi Qiyang smiled: "I'm sorry, I pressed the wrong one, I put the recording away, cough cough." ”

"Hey, this police leader sells big pants part-time." Yun Ci said helplessly.

Qi Yang said: "I don't like to hear you say this, that's not how you sell pants!" ”

"How do you sell it?"

"Men's and women's pants are on sale! Ten bucks sell for two! Two dollars is not money, and one trouser is worn for a few years! "Yi Qiyang is selling again!

My stomach hurts from laughing, I really can't stand it! It's so funny!

"Okay, okay, you can rest, hurry up and go on, what did the police leader say?"

"Ahem, okay, the police leader arranged the blocker to occupy the commanding heights, and at the same time held a horn to appease the kidnapper, saying," Yi Qiyang pretended to pick up the horn, "We will prepare immediately, but it will not be possible to prepare for a while, it is better to do this, in order to reassure you, I will go in!" ”

Yun Ci then said, "Swap Mo Xiang out? Take a look, this is our people's police! ”

Yi Qiyang glanced at Yun Ci: "No. ”

"Huh? What does that mean? Yun Ci scratched her head.

Yi Qiyang picked up the "horn" again: "Why don't you let me in, how about the three of us fight the landlord!"

Yun Ci looked at Yi Qiyang with a really unbearable look: "I understand, not only are you crazy, but the police leader is also crazy, what's wrong?" Lost money selling pants? Want to get it back? ”

Poof! Laughs one after another.