After arriving at the vegetable market, Shao Yitian thought to himself that Tang Seng and they were all monks, and they should be vegetarians, at least Tang Seng should be, with a big bald head.

Who knew that when he saw Shao Yi Tianguang buying vegetables and the like, but there were no meat dishes, Tang Seng immediately asked: "Xiao Shao, why don't you buy some meat, are you a vegetarian?"

Shao Yitian looked at Tang Seng and asked in a surprised tone: "Brother Tang, I'm not afraid that you will be vegetarian, so I bought some vegetables." ”

Tang Seng said: "Xiao Shao, you don't have to care about the poor monks, the poor monks are easy to feed, what you eat, the poor monks will eat." ”

"Me too, Xiao Shao, I'm not a picky eater. Zhu Bajie immediately agreed.

"Brother Tang, can you eat meat?" asked Shao Yitian with an incredulous expression.

Tang Seng immediately came to Amitabha Buddha again, and said: "As the so-called local customs, when you are in the west, of course, you have to eat fast, but when you come to Xiao Shao, you have to be a guest and follow the host." ”

Nima, this is a good excuse, Shao Yitian is considered to have served Tang Seng, since Tang Seng eats meat, then Shao Yitian is not welcome, and immediately bought chicken and duck meat and went home.

After arriving at home, Shao Yitian asked Liu Sihan and his daughters to cook for him.

"Yitian, I think the three people you brought back this time are weird. Liu Sihan couldn't help but ask.

Shao Yitian glanced at the three Tang Seng who were watching the TV series Journey to the West, and said, "Shhh, don't discuss, the ears of the three of them are pointed." ”

Shao Yitian was cooking in the kitchen, while Sun Wukong was watching TV in the living room. It just so happened that the TV showed the episode of Monkey King beating the white bone spirit three times.

"Master, master, this TV is playing around, how can you see how the white bone spirit can be so ugly. Zhu Ba said as he looked at the white bone spirit in the TV.

Tang Seng immediately nodded in agreement and said, "The poor monk thinks so, Xiao Jingjing is one of the most beautiful female goblins I have ever seen on the way to learn the scriptures. ”

Sun Wukong dismantled the stage again and said, "Master, it seems that you say this to every female monster you meet, right?"

"Is your scalp itchy again, you dead monkey?" Tang Seng glared at Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong was immediately too frightened to speak, and watched TV honestly, when he saw Sun Wukong beat the white bone spirit to death with a stick, Tang Seng said: "Amitabha, this dead monkey, although this white bone spirit doesn't look good, but there is no need to beat it to death with a stick, this dead monkey is too much." ”

Soon, the dish was ready, and Shao Yitian brought the dish to the table and told them to come and eat.

Zhu Bajie and Tang Seng immediately got up and walked over, and when they saw the fish and meat on the table, Zhu Bajie and Tang Seng were drooling.

During the meal, Zhu Bajie and Tang Seng could be described as gobbling up, as if they had never eaten in their lives, which made Shao Yitian full of black lines.

After dinner, Shao Yitian asked the three of Sun Wukong's master and apprentice to go out and stay in a hotel for them.

Tang Seng said: "Xiao Shao, your family is so big, we can live in your house, it's not worth it to live outside, it's a waste of money." ”

Shao Yitian said: "Take you to the hotel to live, where is the environment better, and the young lady will serve you." ”

Hearing that there was a young lady serving, Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie immediately lit up their eyes, nodded and agreed.

"Okay, since Xiao Shao you ask for so, we will reluctantly go and live outside, Wukong, Bajie, let's go!" Tang Seng immediately took the lead and walked out.

When he arrived at a cheap hotel nearby, Shao Yitian was about to talk to the front desk of the hotel about opening three rooms.

"Sister, what are you doing here?" asked Shao Yitian puzzled.

The front desk sister didn't answer Shao Yitian's words at all, and ran away in fright.

Nima, can anyone tell me what's going on?

Subsequently, Shao Yitian suddenly found the TV in the lobby of the hotel, and a news was playing on the TV, and the picture on the news was the Taizi Hotel in Guancheng, and Sun Wukong was smashing the police car......

In the end, the photos of Shao Yitian and the four of them were put on it, and the four of Shao Yitian were positioned as wanted criminals.

Shao Yitian was dumbfounded, and went to pick up the three of Sun Wukong's master and apprentice, and immediately became a wanted criminal, Nima is too cheating.

"Hey, why did we appear on TV, we are on TV, master look!" Zhu Bajie was very happy to see that he was on TV.

Shao Yitian is full of black lines, Ya has become a wanted criminal, and he is so happy, you are sick, right?

Tang Seng looked at the TV and said with dissatisfaction: "Alas, why does this TV put the poor monk so badly, who made it, if you let the poor monk know, the poor monk must talk about him well." ”

Soon, the police car came, and immediately the police came, and as soon as they entered the house, they surrounded Shao Yitian and the four of them, and pointed guns at Shao Yitian and the four.

"Don't move, put your hands up!" said Tolerance immediately and loudly.

"Lord Tolerance, why do we raise our hands, we haven't done anything. Zhu Bajie looked at these people and asked.

"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and put your hands up, you have nowhere to run!" Tolerance shouted loudly.

Tang Seng looked at Shao Yitian with a bewildered expression and asked, "Xiao Shao, why is it a crime to live in a shop in the mortal world now?"

Shao Yitian couldn't cry or laugh, and didn't know how to explain this matter to Tang Seng San's apprentices, so he had to say: "Our incident at the Taizi Hotel today has been exposed, and we have all become wanted criminals." ”

When Tang Seng heard this, he immediately asked: "Now that the transmission speed of the mortal world is so fast, is it eight hundred miles faster." ”

Eight hundred miles in an emergency, plus your sister, don't you know that there is a mobile phone and a network?

Shao Yitian glanced at Tang Seng angrily and said, "Don't talk nonsense, put your hands up." ”

Tang Seng looked at Shao Yitian and asked, "Xiao Shao, let's let Wu air skin again, what do you think?"

Shao Yitian thought to himself, you are naughty, what can I do, my brother was miserable by you, and he had to call Mr. again and remove the title of this wanted criminal.

"Xiao Shao, is there any difficulty?" Tang Seng couldn't help but ask when he saw Shao Yitian's embarrassed expression.

Shao Yitian said: "Don't talk so much nonsense now, raise that hand for me to say." ”

"Oh!" Tang Seng sighed, and then said to Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong: "Wukong, Bajie, both of you listen to Xiao Shao's words and raise your hands for me." ”

When Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie heard this, they immediately raised their hands.

Shao Yitian said at this time: "Comrade Tolerance, can you let me make a phone call, just a few minutes, can you?"

"What nonsense, we'll shoot if we talk nonsense!" said Tolerance loudly.