Chapter 1149: Unreliable Tang Seng
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Subsequently, a few bold and curious people walked to Shao Yitian's side and studied Shao Yitian's body, because the car was hit like this, but there was nothing wrong with people, which was too unbelievable.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the poor monk is fine, thank you for your concern. Tang Seng clasped his hands together and said.
After finishing speaking, Tang Seng said to Shao Yitian: "Xiao Shao, the people are still as enthusiastic as ever." ”
Shao Yitian thought to himself, not as enthusiastic as ever, but everyone treats us like monsters, my brother Tang.
After a while, the inspection and fire brigade came, and as soon as Tang Seng saw the police, he immediately said to Shao Yitian worriedly: "Xiao Shao, the tolerance will not come to arrest us, right?"
Shao Yitian said with a smile: "Don't worry, these tolerances are not here to arrest us, just to understand the basic situation of the crash." ”
Hearing Shao Yitian's words, Tang Seng breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It's okay, as long as it's not here to catch the poor monk." ”
The traffic police immediately came to investigate and collect evidence, and began to take pictures of the scene, and when they learned that Shao Yitian and the four of them were sitting in the car at the time, the traffic police's surprised mouth also fell.
After being a traffic policeman for so many years, the car was hit like this, but the people didn't have anything at all, and they were still alive, which is simply a long time to see.
"Who drove the car?" asked the traffic policeman.
Tang Seng will not take the initiative to stand up, Shao Yitian wants to take this responsibility on his own, and was about to stand up and say that he drove the car, Tang Seng pointed to Sun Wukong and said: "Lord Tolerance, the car was driven by this dead monkey." ”
Why does Tang Seng always throw the pot to Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong does not object at all, this is simply incredible.
It seems that Sun Wukong is a complete backstabber.
When Sun Wukong saw Tang Seng throwing the pot to himself, he was not angry at all, but said to the traffic police: "The car was driven by my old grandson." ”
The traffic police immediately wanted to test Sun Wukong's alcohol content to see if Sun Wukong had wood and drunk driving, and the results of the test showed that there was no problem at all.
Then the traffic police immediately asked Sun Wukong to take out his driver's license, and Sun Wukong asked: "What's the matter with the driver's license, my grandson doesn't have this thing." ”
When I checked and heard the words, I was immediately confused, you don't have a driver's license, and you dare to drive, and the speed is still so fast, then you just wait for full responsibility!
Since you are driving without a license, you are fully responsible and you will also be fined.
Sun Wukong didn't know anything about these things, and he looked completely confused, and for the punishment of the traffic police, he directly pointed at Shao Yitian and said: "Lord Tolerance, you can find Xiao Shao for my affairs, and he will help me deal with it." ”
When will my brother become your secretary, Shao Yitian was suddenly full of black lines and was depressed.
In the end, Shao Yitian paid the fine, and after the insurance company came, because Sun Wukong was driving without a license, he did not pay compensation. In the end, Shao Yitian thought he was unlucky and took out the money.
The car is completely scrapped, and Shao Yitian doesn't want it, just let the traffic police tow the car away, anyway, Shao Yitian is not bad for money now.
The car was gone, so I had to take a taxi back. After arriving at home, Liu Sihan and his daughters were all at home, and when they saw Shao Yitian coming back with Sun Wukong, they immediately stood up from the sofa and greeted.
Tang Seng saw Liu Sihan's four daughters, and said enviously: "Xiao Shao, you are really blessed, there are four wives who are like flowers and jade, which is really enviable." ”
Zhu Bajie also nodded hurriedly and said: "Xiao Shao, you are so good that I envy Brother Jie, Brother Jiejie really wants to ask you how you got the hearts of your four wives." ”
Shao Yitian was suddenly full of black lines, how could Zhu Bajie and Tang Seng be virtuous, or Brother Monkey, as soon as they entered the house, they didn't care about anything, so they walked to the table and began to eat grapes.
"Sihan, come here, this is Brother Tang, this is Brother Jie, and the one who eats grapes is called Brother Monkey. Shao Yitian immediately introduced Sun Wukong to Liu Sihan and them.
Tang Seng immediately smiled and said: "A few female donors, the poor monks are polite, I don't know what to call a few female donors?"
Liu Sihan and the four daughters immediately told Tang Seng their names, and Tang Seng was like a master of picking up girls, and said: "Several female donors are not only beautiful, but also beautiful. ”
Zhu Bajie immediately introduced himself: "Four beauties, it's nice to know you, can you hug one." ”
Damn, this is eating my brother's woman's tofu openly, right? Shao Yitian suddenly gave Zhu Bajie a roll of his eyes and said, "Brother Jie, what are you doing here?"
Tang Seng also knew that Zhu Bajie had done too much, and immediately reprimanded: "Bajie, you have done too much, this is Xiao Shao's wife, you can't mess around." ”
Zhu Bajie immediately apologized to Shao Yitian and said: "Xiao Shao, I'm sorry, I couldn't help it just now, Xiao Shao, don't take it to heart, Brother Jie said sorry to you." ”
Shao Yitian now regrets a little bit, bringing Zhu Bajie and this Tang Seng to the house, is it to lure the wolf into the house.
As for Brother Monkey, Shao Yitian was not worried at all, because Brother Monkey had completely become a foodie, and the fruit on the table was immediately eaten clean.
"Brother Tang, Brother Jie, you two follow me to buy vegetables. Shao Yitian was a little uneasy, Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie stayed at home.
What if these two guys do something bad at home?
"My grandson is going too!" Sun Wukong immediately raised his hand and said.
After walking out of the villa, Shao Yitian Tang Seng immediately said: "Xiao Shao, you called us out to buy vegetables together, are you worried that we will stay at home?"
Shao Yitian didn't beat around the bush, nodded directly and admitted, and said, "Yes, Brother Tang, that's it, I don't worry about the two of you." ”
Tang Seng immediately said Amitabha Buddha and said, "Xiao Shao." Lust precept is our first precept, is absolutely not violated, think that on the West Heaven Road, many girls and monsters tempted the poor monk, were rejected by the poor monk righteous words. Therefore, Xiao Shao, you have to be absolutely at ease with the poor monk. ”
Sun Wukong obviously likes to dismantle Tang Seng's platform, and immediately said: "Master, although you didn't do anything to those female goblins, but you didn't take advantage of those female goblins at that time, and several times if it wasn't for my old grandson to arrive in time, you would have almost done it to other female goblins." ”
"You dead monkey, what are you talking nonsense?" Tang Seng immediately reprimanded Sun Wukong, "Is your scalp itchy again, and you want to let the teacher recite the mantra for you?"
"Master, don't, don't, can't I make my grandson wrong?" As soon as Sun Wukong heard that Tang Seng was going to recite the mantra, he was so frightened that he didn't dare to speak.
Tang Seng then said to Shao Yitian with a smile: "Xiao Shao, don't listen to this dead monkey's nonsense, he is very unreliable." ”
Shao Yitian decided, after eating, the three of Tang monks and apprentices found a hotel, and they could not be allowed to stay at home.
(End of chapter)
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