This is the story of a monk and a lot of goblins.

Once upon a time, there was a monk who was white and fat, and very likable.

Monks like to chant scriptures, and they also like to ride and travel.

The world is so big, I want to see it.

However, wood has money.

It doesn't make that much money.

I can't buy a flight ticket, I can't afford a train ticket.

Only Pippi shrimp.

Pipi Shrimp, come with me, we are good friends.

Good pot friend, let's go.

Brother takes you to conquer the sea of stars.

Share the prosperity of the world.

However, the ideal is full.

The reality is skinny.

Lots of goblins.

Scared the baby to death.

The world must have been messed up with.

Go home and go home.

Don't come out again.

Oh, of course not.

One day, the monk met a monkey.

The monkey was crushed under a mountain, very high, a rocky mountain, with only one head exposed, with messy hair, and a head full of withered grass and leaves.

See the monk.

Say, look at the paralysis, let Lao Tzu out.

Monk:......

Good, good, good.

The monks don't speak.

Don't listen to indecent acts.

If you beep again, the poor monk curses you that you will never come out.

Monkey:......

Dead bald donkey.

What a vicious heart.

Unfortunately, Siru's client this time was this dead monkey who was crushed under the mountain.

Siru: ......

I refuse.

0527: Why.

Siru: It's ugly.

I don't want to be ugly and cry at all.

This cliff is black history.

The kind that will be ridiculed for a hundred years.

Moreover, how can it be a monkey.

I really want to drag 0527 out and beat him up.

Cut in half.

It's a fun and interesting world.

Can there be more trust between people and systems?

0527 You are like this, very inauthentic and easy to cut.

It's so good.

Alas.

To put it simply, this is the history of a monkey's blood and tears.

A little longer ago, there was a stone.

One day, Stone became pregnant.

Then a monkey was born.

Don't ask me why I'm a monkey.

I don't know.

It's just a monkey anyway.

The monkey is very powerful, and it blows up the sky.

He was born as the king of monkeys.

Also occupies a mountain.

There is also a cave called the Water Curtain Cave.

Anyway, life is very happy.

Carefree.

Then one day, when I was happy, suddenly an old monkey died.

Monkeys: ......

Wow, dead monkey.

I'm scared.

Monkeys are also afraid of death.

Go and seek the way of immortality.

Cross mountains and seas.

Seek and seek.

Finally found a master.

Get on the ground.

Master, help me, I don't want to die.

Thus, the monkey learned to change seventy-two times with somersault clouds.

And its own name.

Monkey king.

The name is taken very casually.

The monkey is a monkey, so his surname is Sun.

Enlightenment, just lined up to this character.

As for the emptiness, heh, the bamboo basket is empty.

Not bad.

It makes sense.

The monkeys loved it.

Look up to the sky and roar.

Lao Tzu is also a monkey with a name.

Wha.

But the good times did not last long, and the monkey made a mistake and was expelled from the division.

The white-bearded old man also warned the monkey that if you make trouble outside and report Lao Tzu's name, Lao Tzu will kill you in minutes.

Monkey:......

Oops I'll go.

Hangs more than Lao Tzu.

I'm so scared.

You have the ability to come.

My grandson, hehe, my grandson obeys the teacher's orders.

Master the largest.

Master v587.

Old man:......

Get lost.

Monkey:......

Just roll.

Get out of here.

.

Good bye.

Where's Zayo?

Old man: Get out of here.

Monkey:......

Dead old man.

Won't you pretend to keep my grandson?

My grandson won't stay on top.

Really.

Stingy.

The monkey eventually left.

A little reluctant.

It's a bit of a homecoming.

The mood is a little complicated.

After learning the skill, the cow is compared.

A somersault is 108,000 miles.

In an instant, I was back in the monkey camp.

Monkeys: ......

Cheer.

Then open the part.

Bananas, peaches, wine, coffee.

About.

You're back, my lord.

Hello King, so handsome.

You're more handsome, my lord.

You are so handsome, what kind of weapon is worthy of you, my lord.

Monkey:......

Malegobi.

patronizing and pretending to be handsome, I forgot about such an important thing.

I don't even have a weapon to take advantage of, so I'm naked when I fight.

Others use knives to cut, but I am especially good at it.

Hehe, blood spattered on the spot in minutes.

Death couldn't have been faster.

My lord, I heard that there are many treasures in the East China Sea.

Monkey:......

Walk.

Three lights.

Not only the East China Sea, but also the southeast, northwest, and northwest seas.

The dragon king held on and refused to let go.

Just cry.

My needle, my needle.

The heart of the sea, the heart of the sea.

Kicking and splashing, rolling all over the place.

Monkey:......

Despise.

Won't I take you with a needle?

Your East China Sea is so big, and you still lack a needle?

The dragon king's face is gone.

Stingy.

Dragon King: I don't want to lose face, I want needles.

Monkey:......

Spread your hands.

Wood is useful.

Your needle has been requisitioned by my grandson.

My grandson just lacks a-stirring stick.

Your needle is just the right size.

Dragon King: ......

What do you mean by a-stirring stick.

Monkey:......

Turned.

Earwax is not?

Dragon King: ......

Forehead drop needle.

You died a terrible death.

Balabala.

The monkeys won big.

Not only did he have a weapon, but he also got a coercive outfit.

Shiny and shiny.

Not to mention how dazzling.

I put it on, and I was so confident that I was so confident.

You can't call it the Monkey King, this name doesn't work, it's not domineering.

I want to take a name for the hanging bomb sky.

It's called the Great Sage of Bombing the Heavens.

Ahh

Monkey King v587.

Monkey King is invincible in the world.

I also made myself a pennant.

accidentally poked a hole in the sky.

Sky:......

Ni Mei.

Reimbursement of medical expenses.

Monkey:......

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Got carried away.

However, you can also stab it?

Sky:......

Dead monkeys.

This incident alarmed the gods in heaven.

Damn, it must be encircled.

No, no, no, it should be recruited.

It's a bit noisy.

The Jade Emperor Lao'er had a little headache.

In the end, it was decided to recruit An.

Pointing to the gods below.

Who of you would like to go.

Immortals: ......

Don't go.

In the end, it was the old man who came forward.

Nod your head.

Little Lao'er goes to Little Lao'er.

And he went.

Tell the monkey, you have great skills, how about going to heaven to be an official?

Monkey:......

Okay.

Let's go.

The stars in the sky give way.

The heart is beautiful.

My grandson is so awesome, even the people in heaven know it.

It's amazing.

I admire myself.

Just ask, make me a god official.

Old man in alchemy: I know it.

I said that the affairs of being an official are not in my charge, and I have to ask the Jade Emperor Lao'er.

Monkey: Oh, okay.

Just ask.

Jade emperor:......

I'll just talk about it casually.

It's good not to take it so seriously.

Monkey:......

Playing with my grandson.

Believe it or not, Lao Tzu beat you to death with a stick.

Jade emperor:......

Don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive.

Impulsiveness is the devil.

Just ask, can all Aiqing know what vacancies are in the sky.

Immortals: Wood has.

It's all full.

Who knew there would be a related account coming up?

Eventually, I finally found a job feeding horses.

It's the legendary Bimawen.

Monkey: Bi Ma Wen is a god Ma Wen.

The old man of alchemy had a wooden face.

As the name suggests, it is the warmth that feeds the horses.

Groom.

Huh.

If you say that, you will definitely be beaten.

The fight was miserable.

This monkey is violent, and he has a stick that can pierce the sky.

Abbreviated as a broken stick.

Dead monkey with broken stick.

A perfect match.

The old man of alchemy's folded face smiled a rotten chrysanthemum.

Oh, monkey boy, this official is amazing, managing 100,000 heavenly horses in the sky. As far as you manage the most, you can be regarded as picking up a big bargain. Don't forget about me, old man.

Balabala.

Talking nonsense with your eyes open.

It's also a sycophant.

The monkey's eyes glowed.

Ahh

Catch the old man, isn't my official the biggest?

Old Alchemist Man: ......

Fart.

However.

Yes, you are the biggest, you are the most powerful.

Monkey: Will pretending to be forced to be struck by lightning?

Old Alchemist Man: ......

No.

The monkeys cheered.

Happy.

In the future, I can pretend to be forced casually.

Ma Ma doesn't have to worry about me being struck by lightning anymore.

Old Alchemist Man: ......

Treat me.

I can't complain.

Good intentions tired.

So the monkey took office.

Ruler of the Heavenly Court of 100,000 Pegasi.

A monkey leads a herd of horses on a gallop.

No matter how I think about it, I feel an inexplicable sense of joy.

And the monkey has been immersed in Lao Tzu's biggest lie.

I can walk sideways.

Until one day, this lie was broken.

Monkey:......

You deceived me and laughed it off.

Lao Tzu quit.

Huaguo Mountain, the Monkey King, the Monkey King, is a Bi Ma Wen.

What is Bimawen.

The special thing is a horse-feeding groom.

Lost the dead monkey.

How to mix.

The monkey ran away in a fit of rage.

Go back and be the king of the mountain.