Chapter Seventy-Six: Alternative Journey to the West 3

The monkey returned to the monkey den.

Very unhappy.

I thought I was going to be a great official.

Since then, he has reached the pinnacle of his life.

As a result, it was a horseman.

Show people horses.

It's so angry.

Feeling cheated.

When I first came to Zhao'an, I called the great sage of the people.

Flattering and flattering.

If you succeed, you will be called Bi Ma Wen.

I know how to bully honest people.

Really a monkey vegetarian.

The more I think about it, the more unbearable I become.

You must eat a banana to press the fire.

At this time, the heavens sent men to arrest the monkeys.

Monkey:......

Ni Mei.

A banana will kill you.

Pick up the golden hoop and put it on.

There is no discipline for monkey fights.

Anyway, it's just fighting.

It's OK when you hit it.

In the end, the battle was won.

Immortals: ......

The group fight also lost.

Shame on you.

This monkey is amazing.

If you can't win, you can only recruit An.

Zhao'an, hehe.

However what to seal.

Jade Emperor: Seal a fart.

Wood has an official position.

Isn't the monkey the self-proclaimed Monkey King?

named him a Monkey King.

Qi Tian.

Hehe, it's on par with the sky.

Lao Tzu, the Jade Emperor, is not yet so awesome and coaxing.

So the monkey became an official again.

It's still specially sealed.

It's okay to hang out in the sky.

Wobbly, shaking.

It's annoying to look at.

Annoying.

So he gave the monkey an errand.

Go to the peach orchard.

Siru: ......

Mossi Moxi.

Let a monkey guard a pile of peaches?

She heard her right.

I want to laugh.

There's a bunch of fools here who come and see.

Monkey:......

Wow?

Going to Shoupan Taoyuan?

First let my grandson be a groom, and now let my grandson be a farmer.

Fruit.

Can you Heavenly Court have some sincerity?

Always playing with my grandson.

Well, this time it's fun.

My grandson reluctantly agreed.

Don't thank you.

My grandson is such a reasonable and good monkey who doesn't hold grudges.

I laughed in my heart.

Peaches, peaches.

Lots of peaches.

It's all my grandson's.

The little fairy boy brought the monkey to the peach orchard and repeatedly instructed that this peach orchard belonged to the Queen Mother of the West, and it could not be eaten, and it must not be eaten. You're just a peach keeper, not for you to eat peaches. If you eat it, you will be chopped.

The monkey nodded.

The eyes watched the peaches glow.

Wow, this peach grows so well, it's big and watery, it's much better than Monkey Mountain.

It must be that the water and soil in the sky are good, and there is fairy energy.

It's definitely delicious.

Wait until the fairy child is gone.

The monkey walks into the peach orchard.

I fainted.

it, so many peaches.

Momoyama and Momokai.

You can't see the edge at first glance.

How long will it take?

Dizzy, dizzy, dizzy.

Completely drunk.

Both eyes turned into peaches.

I'm so happy.

Every day, as soon as I open my eyes, I can see so many cuties.

Life is complete.

I can't help but pick one and try it.

When you bite into it, it's plump and juicy, with a fresh fragrance.

It's so sweet.

Hey, this one is bigger.

Take it off and taste it.

Sweeter.

Eh, this one looks so red.

Take it off and taste it.

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Since then, the monkey has lived a happy life in the peach orchard.

After eating peaches for a long time, I get a little tired.

I went to the old man of alchemy to order some fairy wine jelly beans.

Taishang Laojun: ......

The inner cow is full of faces.

A drop of elixir on the forehead.

It didn't take long for the peach conference to begin.

The first thing everyone says when they meet is no longer "Hey, have you eaten?" ”

but

"Hey, did you get that?"

"Got it, and you?"

"Haha, I got it too."

……

Monkey:......

A look of confusion.

What do you receive?

My grandson didn't receive anything.

On the way, I caught a person and asked.

The man: ......

"Oh, it's an invitation to the Peach Conference."

Monkey: "The Peach Conference Divine Horse Club." ”

The man: "Oh, it's the birthday of the Queen Mother of the West." ”

Popularize it for monkeys, saying, the Queen Mother of the West's birthday is coming, and I'm going to do a part, everyone is happy together, and then there will be singing and dancing to see peaches to eat.

However, the Queen Mother of the West is a person with status and status, so this part, oh, the Pan Tao Conference, is a VIP membership system, and only those who receive invitations can participate.

Monkey: Ki has an invitation.

That person secretly smiled, probably not to you yet.

Monkey: Oh.

Let's go.

I'm going back and waiting for the invitation.

Wait obediently.

Don't let the fairchild who sent the invitation find the monkey.

I was so empathetic, I was touched myself.

The man: Silly Billy.

Go off in a huff.

The monkey waited and waited, and waited for a long time.

When the peach conference opened, they all received invitations.

You get it.

Nothing has yet reached him.

Obviously, he just didn't send it to him.

Look down on him.

Yes, it's just to look down on.

Monkeys don't care if they eat peaches or not.

He had eaten enough anyway.

I'm going to get tired of eating.

I really want to change the taste.

But it's a matter of face.

You look down on my grandson.

I sent invitations to so many people, but I didn't send them to my grandson, a few meanings.

Those people are as handsome as my grandson, and there are so many hangings from my grandson?

The monkey got angry.

I really want to take a small fist, hehe, forget it, I don't want to see blood.

Aren't you guys going to open some part?

Look at my grandson who has eaten all the peaches, and you guys are still making a fart.

There is no peach peach conference.

Huh.

Thereupon.

Eat.

But there are still too many peaches.

Monkey:......

I pick one, take a bite, and throw it away.

I'll pick another one, take a bite, and throw it away.

I picked another one, took a bite, and threw it away.

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And so on and so on countless times.

The ground was piled up with missing peaches.

The monkey was a little distressed.

Except for that bite, it's all good.

This is still a fairy peach.

I blame myself for being too willful.

Can't be wasted.

I thought of the monkeys on the Monkey Mountain.

Wrap it up and carry it away.

It's all a gift.

A gift from the Divine.

This thing should be in heaven only.

In the world, heh, there is in a dream.

Daydream.

Eat, eat, eat, eat and live forever.

This thing, don't look at it as a peach, it should be the ancestor of peaches.

Once upon a time, there was a peach.

One day, it had an epiphany.

Soared.

And then it was heavenly.

It's a peach.

Look at the name of the people, how atmospheric.

Multi-bull ratio.

Peach.

There are names and surnames.

Eat quickly, eat quickly.

Serve hot, serve hot.

If it is left for a long time, it will not be fresh.

Maybe you won't be able to live forever.

A monkey holds a peach.

King, you have been deceived, this peach has been bitten.

Missing a bite.

Monkey: Oh, this is what I bitten.

A certain monkey: ......

Stupid.

Tell me, O King, why.

Monkey: Oh, that's the mark I made.

With a wave of the hand.

Don't care about these details, the key is immortality.

Monkeys: ......

Good.

Whatever you say, your king, is what you say.

All right.

And very impressed.

Your king, you are still thinking of us all the time.

I don't forget to leave a peach for us.

What a king.

I was so impressed.

You have to open a part.

Drink.

Carnival.

Once drunk, you will rest.

The monkey was proud.

You open a peach conference in the sky, don't invite Lao Tzu.

Lao Tzu opened it himself.

High.

high-turned.

The monkey himself is cool.

It doesn't matter about anything.

Relieved.

Don't you look down on my grandson?

My grandson is still not happy to go.

The daughter of the seven immortals came to pick peaches.

Monkey: No, over there, go pick it yourself.

I pick it up casually.

Pick as much as you like.

Not much anymore anyway.

are all crooked melons and cracked dates, which my grandson can't look down on.

Scold.

Look who's disgusting whom.

Can't think.

I get angry when I think about it.

Sitting cross-legged on a rock.

The seven fairies picked and picked, and after a long time, they finally picked it.

Why is this peach so small this year?

Get Yao Chi.

Peaches are freshly picked and eaten.

However, the immortals: ......

It's so small.

This year's Pan Tao Conference was a bit disappointing.

Whisper.

And the Queen Mother of the West heard.

Just say, what's the matter, have an opinion?

Immortals: Mu has.

It's just that this peach is a little small.

It's smaller than in previous years.

And it doesn't seem to be ripe yet.

It's astringent in one bite.

Queen Mother of the West: ......

What's going on.

So he brought the man who was guarding the peach.

Monkey:......

Oh, that's probably because the weather isn't good this year.

It's dry, and it doesn't rain.

Peaches don't grow well.

Very reasonable.

Immortals: ......

The old man grabbed the monkey.

O great sage, it does not rain in the sky.

Monkey:......

It's not scientific.

What to drink if it doesn't rain.

Immortals: Qiong Juice Jade Dew.

Monkey:......

Cattle ratio.

Hehe.

The rednecks have not heard of it.

See the smile and laugh.

Immortals: Laughing and paralyzing.

Tell me honestly, did you swell the peach?

Monkey: Can Lao Tzu swell a peach?

Spread your hands, innocent.

I don't know.

My grandson is a monkey, how can a monkey know what Peaches thinks?

Anyway, I just don't know, I don't know.

Queen Mother of the West: ......

It's so angry.

It's a scoundrel.

Let people look it up.

Three thousand years old peach trees.

A 6,000-year-old peach tree.

Nine thousand years old peach trees.

The tree is still there.

But what about peaches.

There are also pits on the ground.

There are also discarded peaches that have been thrown away in a few bites.

It's all incriminating evidence.

Conclusive.

You monkey did it.

Monkey:......

It's my grandson who did it.

Who told you to let my grandson guard the peach orchard?

Let a monkey guard a pile of peaches,

Be mentally prepared.

It is only natural for monkeys to eat peaches.

Only you gods with a lot of brains can think of it.

Why don't I eat a few peaches?

What does it matter.

Peaches will still grow.

Be stingy.

The heavenly gods are so stingy.

For the sake of a peach, tear it apart if you don't agree with it.

So many pk my grandson one.

My grandson won't play with you anymore.

Boring.