Zhou Fengchen is pulling poop, and he is very enjoyable-

He is not a competent "kidnapper", after Gou Pidan honestly cooperated last night, he felt that there was no need to do it, the two chatted casually about some things that were not there, and then made do with it for a night, and the next day it was inconvenient to find Yan Xiaoxi in the middle of the day, so he waited for a day.

One day, the two of them always have to eat, Gou Pi Dan said what to eat "multigrain cakes", "donkey water soup", Zhou Fengchen ran out to buy, but Gou Pi Egg was enjoyable, he was a little unbearable to eat green onion burrito and donkey water, in the afternoon to find the company building here near the stalking, the stomach grunted and reacted, don't pull no, pull it for fear of catching someone by mistake, so he hid in the flower bed behind the green belt on the side of the road, fuck it, it's enjoyable.

The heat was raging here, and a car turned a corner, and the headlights suddenly illuminated him clearly, and Yan Xiaoxi and Li Yan also happened to rush over.

So there was this scene just now.

The car passed, the two girls stopped, Zhou Fengchen owed, and the three of them gathered about five meters together, looking at each other.

"Uh......" Li Yan blinked, dizzy.

Yan Xiaoxi looked at Li Yan and then at the dimly lit green belt flower beds opposite, and was about to leave.

Zhou Fengchen saw Yan Xiaoxi's photo from Gou Pidan's mobile phone, his memory is not bad, he recognized it at a glance, but he didn't expect the world to be so small, the girl next to him was actually a "car friend" when he came, seeing that Yan Xiaoxi was leaving, he shouted without words: "Wait a minute, I'm fine!"

As he spoke, he took out the paper and wiped it.

Li Yan and Yan Xiaoxi were a little confused, he pulled the poop and asked us to wait for him?

Yan Xiaoxi pulled Li Yan, turned around and walked back, and whispered, "Yanyan!" He's not going to be crazy, is he? You adore this kind of open defecation? ”

Li Yan glanced back, her face was very embarrassed, "It's just such a person who doesn't like cleanliness and doesn't pay attention to hygiene, he is really blind to his appearance and ability, and I am also helpless!" ”

While the two were talking, Zhou Fengchen had already swept to the front to block the way, and coughed lightly, "Hello! ”

Li Yan became a little nervous, her eyes dodged, and asked, "What a coincidence, sir!" I can meet you here, too! ”

Zhou Fengchen said: "It's not a coincidence! I'm here specifically! ”

Li Yan asked curiously, "What are you doing here?"

Zhou Fengchen pointed at Yan Xiaoxi, "I'll kidnap Yan Xiaoxi!" ”

Yan Xiaoxi and Li Yan glanced at each other, and then they both felt very funny: "Hehe......"

It seems that after watching a person pull poop, no matter what this person does, it is not too scary, after all, no matter how awesome you are, you have to poop too.

"It's not funny!" Zhou Fengchen arrived in front of him and slashed down with a knife in one hand, Yan Xiaoxi didn't make any reaction, so he fell down softly.

Li Yan was stunned, and it wasn't until Yan Xiaoxi was put on Zhou Fengchen's shoulder that she exclaimed, "What are you doing?" ”

Zhou Fengchen pinched her face, "Beauty! You know what I'm capable of, right? I'm taking Yan Xiaoxi to see her brother now, it's very likely that she won't be hurt a bit, I hope you can help me get the rest done, don't be investigated by the police because of her sudden disappearance, can you do it? ”

Li Yan touched her pinched face, was silent for three seconds, and after making sure that she didn't have the ability to save Yan Xiaoxi, she asked, "Did you really see her brother?" Wouldn't it really hurt her? ”

Zhou Fengchen nodded, "Yes!" ”

Li Yan nodded and said, "I will help her ask for leave......"

Before he finished speaking, the shadow of Zhou Fengchen and Yan Xiaoxi was gone.

……

When carrying Yan Xiaoxi back to the hostel, Yan Xiaoxi had already woken up, she was a highly educated, rational woman, after understanding that she was really kidnapped, she didn't cry or make trouble, but was very rational and ready to reason, but after seeing the five flowers tied up with preserved eggs, she was stunned, "Preserved eggs, is this a joke?" ”

Gou Pidan glanced at Zhou Fengchen, and said with a wry smile: "Auntie, I really hope this is a joke, but unfortunately it's not!"

Yan Xiaoxi sat down dejectedly and said, "Sir, presumably my brother's enemy?"

Zhou Fengchen snapped his fingers, pulled out a hundred knives and smashed the table, "That's right!" I'm here to kidnap you! Cooperate obediently, nothing happens! ”

Yan Xiaoxi asked, "Then how do we need to cooperate?"

"Easy!" Zhou Fengchen said: "Don't cry or make trouble, follow me obediently!"

"Yes!" Yan Xiaoxi's tone was very calm.

Gou Pidan also said: "The matter has come to this! We admit it, you can untie me first! ”

Zhou Fengchen thought for a while and cut the rope on Gou Pi Dan's body, "Gou Pi Dan, you know, if you dare to play any cat, I will kill you, I won't even blink your eyes!" ”

Gou Pidan nodded, "No!" But I can't stop my master from saving us and then killing you! ”

"Yes!" Zhou Fengchen waved his hand, "Let's go now!" ”

……

Gou Pidan had a car, so she drove it, and the three of them went straight to Mulin County!

We set off at half past seven in the evening, traveled all the way, and when we arrived in Mulin County, it was about half past two in the morning.

At this time, a light rain suddenly fell in the sky, and the whole county was foggy.

The three of them got off the car near the slum on the northern outskirts of the city, and when they arrived here, the situation was a little complicated, because there were two absolutely terrifying existences, Yan Feng and Grandma Tang, who were in the Inner Dan Dao, as well as a group of their subordinates, Zhou Fengchen didn't dare to be a little sloppy, clenched the Baipi knife, and followed closely behind the two girls, preparing to hijack the two girls first, no matter who appeared first.

Just as he was about to approach the street that day, a rickety figure suddenly appeared in front of him, his steps were fast, and his momentum was very fierce, and when he reached the extreme momentum in front of him, Zhou Fengchen and the three of them were almost out of breath.

It's Grandma Tang, I haven't seen the old lady for a day, she seems to be five years old, her hair is messy, and her face has more wrinkles, but when she saw Yan Xiaoxi and Gou Pidan, her eyes lit up, and she laughed weirdly, "Boy! Attaboy! I really got them for the old woman! The old woman didn't misread you! ”

Without waiting for Yan Xiaoxi and Gou Pidan to react, Zhou Fengchen took a step forward and hugged the second daughter's neck, because he was too close, he could already smell the not too good breath exhaled by the second daughter because she didn't brush her teeth, "Grandma Tang!" You don't give me a sloppy eye, you should be stupid? Lao Tzu has nothing to do with you! Lao Tzu is here to change people, I won't give it to you, get out of the way! ”

Grandma Tang was stunned, her face was a little gloomy, "You dare to talk to me like that?" ”

"I've already said it! Stay and go! Zhou Fengchen took a sip, and opened his mouth to shout around.

Grandma Tang's face was instantly full of smiles, "Oh, don't shout!" Xiao Zhou, these two girls are only useful to me, and if they are left in your hands, they will not work at all! Do you think about who Yan Feng is? Nedan master, will he be threatened by you? Will he not be able to cure you? ”

(End of chapter)