"Zhou Fengchen, you shameless scum!"

"You stinky rascal, bastard, bastard......"

Seeing that the cute and useless preserved eggs had become a "shrew" again, she kept scolding.

However, a strange person of her status doesn't seem to scold people often, and there is no depth in scolding, Zhou Fengchen, a "master" who has been satirized by Yuanzhi Monk and Zhang Shisan's "madness", can't get angry at all, and he resists on his shoulder, turns around and leaves.

"Hey! Zhou Fengchen! Gou Pidan was ambushed by the "Truth Fronpa" and had no ability to resist, so he could only let Zhou Fengchen carry it, but his eyes had already revealed fear, "What are you going to do?" What are you going to do with me? ”

Zhou Fengchen sneered as he walked, "Then it depends on whether you cooperate or not?" ”

Gou Pidan asked: "How about cooperation, what if you don't cooperate?"

Zhou Fengchen said: "Cooperate, let's talk about everything, if you don't cooperate, hehe, look at your good looks, I have to come eight times a night!" Have a child another year! ”

Gou Pidan laughed when he heard this, "It doesn't seem like it's a bad thing not to cooperate!" ”

Zhou Fengchen was stunned, "What?" Are you underestimating my abilities? ”

Gou Pidan smiled, "I heard that you can't break your body before the age of 25, and the old lady is lying on top of you, do you dare to move?" ”

Zhou Fengchen stopped, his face was in a daze at first, then his body trembled, and finally he roared with annoyance, "Zhang Shisan, this green grass, his uncle, really say everything!" I'll save him a hammer! ”

"Hehehe......" Gou Pidan trembled with laughter, and slapped Zhou Fengchen's back violently, "You said how you should survive in the next few years!" ”

Zhou Fengchen gritted his teeth and slapped her buttocks, "Don't care, be honest with Lao Tzu!" ”

"!" Gou Pi Dan's ass twitched, gritting his teeth and scolding.

……

In the room of a cheap hostel in the city, the eggs were tied to the bed with five flowers, the grandmother's short gray hair was spread on the quilt, the facial features of "evil charm" and "bewitchment" were full of confusion, and all kinds of perverted torture crossed through his mind one by one, and asked in a trembling voice: "Mr. Zhou, Mr. Zhou, what are you going to do?"

"Take it easy!"

Zhou Fengchen coughed and sat next to her with a small bench, "I want to kidnap not only you this time, but also Yan Feng's sister, I hope you will tell me her location!" ”

Gou Pidan's eyes widened, "Isn't it enough for me to be alone?" She's just an ordinary girl! ”

Zhou Fengchen shook his head, "You are not enough alone!" I don't care if she's an ordinary person or not, I only know that she's Yan Feng's sister, in fact, it's not too much for me to do this, I have three female friends who are like flowers and jade who were caught by him, and now life and death are unknown! ”

Gou Pidan cursed hatefully, "I don't want to hear you say this kind of bullshit logic, I won't tell you!" ”

"Good!"

Zhou Fengchen lit three candles next to him, picked up one and dripped a drop of wax on his hand, sucking his mouth, "The thief is enjoyed!" ”

Gou Pidan's face changed, he gritted his teeth, and said nothing.

Zhou Fengchen put down the candle, took off the belt again, glanced at the belly of the preserved egg, shook it gently, and made a "snap".

Gou Pidan's eyes widened, and his face changed again, but he still gritted his teeth.

Zhou Fengchen put down the belt, searched around the broken wardrobe again, found a worn-out clothes pole with a thick arm and a length of half a meter, took it out and patted it on his hand, and made a few ambiguous gestures, his eyes lit up.

Gou Pidan's eyes were almost bloodshot, and finally he couldn't stand the "devastation", and sighed, "In King Fook Street, Central Building, Tenghui Co., Ltd. is the sales manager." ”

……

"Jingfu Street" in the south of the city, belongs to a commercial street, high-rise buildings one after another, the most famous of which is the company's office building, there is "nine lines and sixteen industries and seventy-two companies", that is, nine industries, sixteen categories of seventy-two companies, of which there are eleven listed companies.

Li Yan is a typical white-collar worker in the sales department of one of the listed companies.

At five o'clock in the afternoon, there was still a meeting in the sales department, and Li Yan and several colleagues were setting up the "dragon gate":

"I came back from a business trip to the pasture...... As soon as I arrived at the bus station, I saw the man...... He's a person, in fact, in addition to being a little handsome, his first feeling is also very common, even a little dirty...... Who would have thought that he would throw leftover plastic bags in my face......"

"OMG! It's disgusting. A female colleague who loves cleanliness covered her mouth in surprise, "If I change it, I can kill him!" ”

The male colleague next to him pouted, "After listening to Yanyan, you will kill again!" ”

Li Yan coughed, "I also wanted to kill him at the time, but after all, when I was out of the house, I couldn't beat a big man as a girl, so I endured it, but when I got in the car, he was sitting with me!" ”

"Oh my God! If I were replaced, I would definitely not be able to accept it! "It's still the female colleague who loves cleanliness.

Li Yan nodded and said, "Yes!" I couldn't stand it and didn't sit with him, but that's not the point. ”

said that his expression was extremely exaggerated, and he pointed fingers, "The car was driving, and he suddenly desperately asked the driver to stop, and everyone in the whole car thought he was a psychopath, no one paid attention to him, and he personally stepped on the brakes...... The car stopped, and suddenly there was an explosion in front of it! If you miss it, you will lose it, and we will all die...... Then he jumped out of the car and yelled at the exploding cavern with a glittering golden weapon, and suddenly a knife sprang out of the cavern, and the knife flew up on its own...... Then he used paper charms to get the whole bus flying......"

Just as Li Yan said the words, the colleagues around who were still listening very seriously suddenly lowered their heads, and their faces were very strange.

"You ......" Li Yan stopped talking, feeling strange, turned her head to look, and couldn't help sticking out her tongue, "Manager Yan!" ”

Suddenly there was a girl in the back, twenty-seven or eighteen years old, wearing straight professional clothes, tall, fair-skinned, very quiet, but slightly frowned, her face was not very good-looking, "I can't do it, just talk about something unrealistic." ”

"I'm sorry Manager Yan, I won't talk about it next time." A group of people hurriedly returned to their seats and sat down.

Manager Yan glanced at Li Yan, also sat in the main seat, picked up the materials and started the meeting.

……

After the meeting was over, it was already dark, and it was time to get off work, Li Yan, who had changed into civilian clothes, went downstairs with Manager Yan, who was also dressed in casual clothes and compassionate clothes, like a good sister.

Li Yan said as she walked: "Xiaoxi, you have to believe me, what I said is true!" That man was really powerful and mysterious. ”

"Well, he's very powerful and mysterious." Yan Xiaoxi smiled on the surface, but his eyes were a little complicated.

She believes it, because her brother Yan Feng is this kind of person, the brother and sister have been dependent on each other since childhood, she clearly remembers that one winter more than 20 years ago, her brother raised and offered an old man who was about to die as an ancestor, and gave all the food he ate to the old man to eat, and then the old man died, but he was not sad at all, but since then he seems to have changed a person, becoming mysterious, loving to run around, and likes to meditate, can conjure up women, can catch ghosts......

"You still don't believe me, huh!" Li Yan has a kind of loss that is not recognized by her best friend.

"Alright, I believe you." Yan Xiaoxi shook his head, and suddenly said with a smile: "If you meet him again, what will happen to you?"

Li Yan squinted his eyes with a "silver swing" face, "He is actually still very handsome, if I meet him again, I will fall in love with him, force him to marry me as his wife, and let him protect me!" ”

"You......" Yan Xiaoxi grinned and wanted to tickle her.

Li Yan struggled to escape, but suddenly her body was stunned, and her eyes straightened.

Yan Xiaoxi felt strange, "What's wrong Yanyan?" ”

Li Yan pointed in the direction ahead, "He's here, right there!" ”

Yan Xiaoxi looked at the place where she pointed and saw that Rao was a self-proclaimed strong woman in the shopping mall, and she was also confused.

That person was actually pooping.

(End of chapter)