Chapter Seventy-Eight: Alternative Journey to the West 5
All members of the learning team are here.
There is a car.
The porter has it.
The thugs have it.
And a sycophant.
Tang Seng was very satisfied.
Ami tofu.
This path to learning from the scriptures seems very simple.
As long as the courier is successfully retrieved, oh, the true scripture.
You will become a Buddha.
A mortal becomes a Buddha, it's just a counterattack, no, it's just against the sky.
The apprentices are all extraordinary.
The one who learns from the experience is to go through the motions.
Now idleness is idleness.
Let's go.
Then, I met the youkai.
Tang:......
Yes!
Monster.
Goku save me.
Monkey: I didn't hear anything.
Tang:......
Paralyzed, believe it or not, Lao Tzu recites the mantra.
Monkey:...... Dead bald donkey.
Pick up the golden hoop rod,
Goblin, let go of my master.
Anyway, it's just a fight along the way.
Tang Seng has to be caught by monsters every time, and every time he saves the day.
In the end, it was all right.
Mainly because the thugs are too good.
You monsters can't beat it.
If you can't beat it, you have to find a way.
If the bright ones can't come, they will come to the yin ones.
He changed, he became human.
All kinds of people.
Men, women, the elderly, children.
Tang Seng: Wukong Mo fight, they are human.
Monkey: Master, they're monsters.
Tang Seng: Fart, when Lao Tzu is blind? Obviously human.
Monkey: Master, you can't see clearly with the naked eye, but my grandson is a fiery eye that can tell the real from the false.
Tang Seng: Don't fight anyway.
Monkey:......
Dead bald donkey.
Bang.
Tang:...... Rogue.
Twitter, croak, wow......
Monkey: It hurts.
But Master, they're really monsters.
Tang Seng: I don't listen, I don't listen.
Monkey:......
Well, whatever you want.
Anyway, my grandson was killed.
Tang Seng sneered.
Next time, if you dare to kill someone, go straight back to your monkey mountain.
Monkey:......
Anyway, I was speechless.
No matter how he explained, Tang Seng didn't believe it.
Even the pig's head came to join in the fun.
Oh, big brother, you killed someone.
Oh, Master, Senior Brother beat someone to death.
Balabala.
Monkey:...... I really want to kill this pig's head.
This pig's head has nothing but to eat and pat the horse's ass.
I really don't know what Guanyin is looking for him for.
Every time something happens, he will only shout, senior brother, the master has been captured by a monster.
I don't know how to save people.
Silly ratio.
Moreover, there is one more thing that Sun Wukong feels very uncomfortable.
The journey is long and difficult, so let's not talk about the food and camping.
It is also necessary to go through hardships and hardships to reflect the unshakable heart of the Buddha.
I met a lot of women on the way.
all have to marry Tang Seng and give him a monkey.
Monkey:......
It's embarrassing.
And, a little confused.
Can you give birth to monkeys?
Anyway, it's annoying.
It's just a bald donkey.
Just like it?
This is also the meaning of the pig's head.
Old pig, I casually become a beautiful man who is unparalleled in the world.
However, the beauties prefer this one that does not grow hair.
I'm blind.
Tang Seng: Ami tofu, the little monk is handsome, but the little monk and my Buddha are true love.
Buddha:...... Get lost.
At this level, Tang Seng passed.
But in addition to women, there are more youkai encountered.
All kinds of youkai.
All kinds of ugly.
I want to eat Tang monk meat.
Pursue immortality.
Tang:......
The little monk is so scared.
But every time you have to be caught.
No one was spared.
It's like this every time.
Monk Sha howled at the sight of the monkey.
Senior brother, Master was captured by a monster.
Monkey:......
Master has been taken away, why don't you know how to save it?
Sand Monk: ...... Brother, I'm going to look at the luggage.
Monkey:......
Luggage is more important than Master?
Monk Sha: Hmm, I want to think about it.
Monkey:......
Pig head, why don't you go and save Master.
Zhu Bajie: Oh, I'm going to look at Pipi Shrimp.
Monkey:...... Rubbish.
In the end, Tang Seng was rescued.
When dealing with youkai.
The monkey raised his golden rod and his eyes were full of cruelty.
Monsters, eat my grandson.
however
Great Sage, stop.
Immortals descending from the sky.
Grabbed the monkey's hand and began to thank him very much.
This is my family's pet, lost, I didn't expect it to be here, thank you to the great sage for getting it back. I won't say anything superfluous, and I'll take it away.
Then, I took the monster to the sky.
Monkey:......
The whole process was confused.
The monster that Lao Tzu worked so hard to take.
You just took it away.
Why doesn't Lao Tzu show up when he can't win.
Just that coincidentally?
It's so angry.
Not happy at all.
What's even more unpleasant is, why is it like this every time?
Well, not every time.
But seven or eight out of ten.
More confused.
In particular, you monsters have formed a group to brush my master.
But you can't kill it.
It's all special that there is a backstage.
I am not afraid of my grandson in the background, and I will still be killed.
But why is it that every time my grandson has already raised the stick, those backstage appearances?
It's just right.
Backstage: ...... Yo, what a coincidence.
Monkey:......
Annoying.
And why Guanyin Bodhisattva, you also come to join in the fun.
Or do you think there are fewer monsters encountered on the way to learn from the scriptures?
I can't even control my own pets, I really don't know how you immortals and bodhisattvas became them.
The monkey is annoyed and annoying.
Annoyed and irritable.
I kind of feel like I've been tricked.
I also have to endure Tang Seng's broken thoughts.
And then there were also robbers.
To grab something.
With a knife in his hand.
Hand over your things, or I'll kill you."
Monkey:......
What?
One stick at a time.
Seconds.
Tang Seng Zhu Bajie Sha Monk has not yet reacted.
There were a few more corpses.
Tang Seng, angry.
Monkey, you kill again.
Monkey:......
Speechless.
Master, they are robbers.
Tang Seng: Robbers are also people, you kill people.
Monkey: Master, they are bad people, they want to rob us of things, and if they don't give us, they will kill you.
Tang Seng: I don't care, I don't care, anyway, you killed someone.
The monkeys are also angry.
So what do you want.
Tang Seng: Everyone is dead, what else can I do.
Then Tang Seng began to recite the Sutra of the Past Life.
Bandits of the Extreme.
Heroes, don't blame you, it wasn't me who killed you, it was the one surnamed Sun, when you got to the underworld, you would sue him if you wanted to sue him, it was all his fault.
Pig's head followed suit.
Hehe, Master pushed it clean, and Lao Sha and I didn't kill anyone.
Tang Seng: Yes, I don't do anything about Bajie and Sha Seng.
Anyway, if you want to find it, you can find a dead monkey.
Dead Monkey Sun Wukong: Huh.
Just go for it.
My grandson is not afraid.
If you really mess with Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will even click you off.
Afraid of wool.
Tang:......
I feel a little empty.
This monkey is crazy.
And the combat effectiveness is off the charts.
Guanyin Bodhisattva said that he was not easy to mess with.
I can only laugh.
Ouch, apprentice, why are you still serious?
Master, I just just talk casually, just talk about it.
Oh hehehe.
Continue on your way.
However, it was getting dark.
It just so happened that there was a family in front of it.
Overnight stay is available.
Knock knock.
The little monk is a monk who went to the west to worship the Buddha and seek scriptures in the Tang Dynasty, and the road is ......
It's a good idea.
But just met the robbers.
Where there are robbers, who dares to live here.
It's too long.
In this house, the robbers are in a meeting.
And then it was disturbed.
Who the hell is it?
Look up, monk.
The monk who came to the door.
Hand over everything you've got on you.
Tang:......
The little monk just came to spend the night.
So many robbers, with knives in their hands.
It's scary.
Goku, Goku.
Monkey:......
I don't want to ignore it.
But it's annoying.
Jump up and pick up the golden hoop stick one by one.
Robbers, annihilation.
Tang:......
A lot of corpses.
It's scary.
Dead monkey, you kill again.
Monkey:......
Master, you called me.
Tang Seng: I didn't tell you to kill them.
Monkey: Oh.
Tang:......
It's so angry.
Dead monkeys who don't listen to repentance.
Chanting.
Twitter, croak, wow......
Monkey: It hurts.
Rolling on the ground in pain.
My head is about to explode.
Master, don't read it.
I was wrong.
Tang Seng was unmoved.
Let's go.
My small temple can't accommodate your big Buddha.
The point is that if you kill someone, you have to dispose of the corpse for you.
So much this time.
Dozens.
How long do you have to dig the pit?
From now on, you are not my apprentice, and I am not your master.
.
Monkey:......
Unwilling.
We're halfway there.
It's about to come to fruition.
Can't go.
If you leave, you will lose all your efforts.
Moreover, I feel sorry for my previous self.
Lean in.
Master, don't, it's because this group of people wants to kill you and I did it.
They are all robbers, they are not good people, and they don't know how much blood of passers-by is on their hands.
All of them are carrying human lives.
My grandson, this is to eliminate harm for the people.
It's doing good.
Okay, okay.
It's my grandson who is wrong.
My grandson knew that he was wrong.
Master, don't drive me away.
I will definitely listen to Master in the future.
Tang Seng: No.
Monkey:......
What a stubborn bald donkey.
However, Tang Seng is so stubborn.
You go.
Walk.
If you don't leave, the little monk will recite a mantra of dozens or hundreds of hoops, which will hurt you to death.
It hurts so much that your brain bursts.
Monkey:......
So disappointed.
This bald donkey is so ruthless.
For whom did he kill.
Pull the ladder up behind you.
My head hurts, and so does my heart.
Be downhearted.
I was devoted to you, but you drove me away again and again.
It's so angry.
If I don't give you some color see see, you think my grandson is a bully.
A stick knocked Tang Seng unconscious and walked away.
Dead bald donkey, deserved.