Chapter Seventy-Seven: An Alternative Journey to the West 4
The monkey ran away.
Heavenly Court is furious.
Arrest him.
Send a lot of heavenly soldiers and generals.
Monkey:......
You're paralyzed.
So many people hit one, I'm sorry not to you.
Revolt.
If you can't beat it, you can run.
Just hide.
hid in Taishang Laojun's Dan room.
Monkey:......
Looks like you've come to a good place.
Taishang Laojun: ......
Great Sage, let go of Lao Jun's Danfang.
Monkey: I don't.
Pick up a gourd and pour it into your mouth.
I smacked my lips when I ate it.
This elixir is not sweet to eat, and it is not as delicious as jelly beans.
Laojun, you have to improve the taste, otherwise the repeat customers will run out.
Laojun: ......
Roll the calf and put down that gourd.
My heart hurts.
His elixir.
The monkey ran away after eating the elixir.
Lao Jun trembled and ran to the Jade Emperor to complain.
That damn dead monkey......
Balabala.
Jade emperor:......
So capricious.
So many elixirs.
He's not that trenched.
It must have been a good feeling.
However, the monkey ate so many elixirs and so many peaches.
It must be even more powerful.
Maybe it will threaten his position.
It's not okay.
Be sure to catch it.
Life or death do not matter.
As a result, the monkey inexplicably became the enemy of the entire Heavenly Court.
The monkey is actually confused.
Mossi Moxi.
Didn't you just eat a few peaches and a few jelly beans?
Sent so many people to fight Lao Tzu.
Do you want to do it.
Too much deception.
I can't bear it.
Eat my grandson with a stick.
The monkey is also very powerful.
No one can stop it.
In the end, Jade Emperor Mu has a way.
can only let people go to the west to invite the big fat man, oh, such as come.
If you come to slap it, you will directly fan the monkey away.
I can't climb up under the Five Elements Mountain.
Monkey:......
Oh, I'll go, this big fat man has some skills.
The palm wind is strong.
Let my grandson come and find out which family's internal strength and mental method you are practicing.
Struggle.
The mountains are going to crumble.
Tathagata:......
Lao Tzu will put another talisman on you.
The mountain pressed down again.
Monkey:......
Ouch.
Lao Tzu's old waist is about to break.
No, no.
Dead fat, you cheat.
has the ability to release Lao Tzu and have a one-to-one man's duel.
Tathagata:......
Sneer.
Who wants to compare with you?
You scumbag.
Compare a middle finger.
Just left.
Monkey:......
Watch go.
Let my grandson out.
Woooooooo
Why don't you just eat a peach?
As for it?
So stingy.
It feels like I won't love anymore.
However, there are people who are reasonable.
The mood of the monkey is known only to the monkey himself.
I am not free, I am not free, I am sad and tearful.
I haven't eaten peaches yet.
I'm so hungry.
I should have carried a few more peaches on my body if I knew it.
If anyone can give me something to eat, I'll make a promise.
Land Officer: ......
I'd better go back.
But the monkeys have seen it.
Ah, hey, that dwarf over there, come and pick a peach for Lao Tzu.
Shorty Land Lord: ......
Pick paralysis.
I really want to hack this girl to death.
The mouth is so cheap.
Deserve.
Wood has peaches.
Only this one.
Place the contents of the basket in front of the monkey.
The monkey looked down.
Eyes widen.
You're kidding me.
What is this?
Is this for food?
This is iron stone.
This is copper water.
Can you eat it?
Why do you think Lao Tzu is an eighteen arhats?
Don't eat.
Land Gong: Don't eat and pull down.
Love to eat but not to love.
Don't eat what starves you.
Walk away in a circle.
Monkey:......
It's really wronged.
The heart is desolate.
Barren.
I regret a little that I wouldn't have eaten the broken peaches if I had known.
A bloody battle sparked by a peach.
Because a peach is in prison, you will die of laughter if you say it.
Biting the iron stone and drinking copper water, the monkey was in despair.
Five hundred years have passed.
Five hundred years later, a shemale with a white veil on his head and a bottle in his hand, oh, Guanyin Bodhisattva descended from the sky.
Pinching the orchid finger, he said to the monkey that there is a monk who wants to pass by here, you go to worship him as a teacher, he will save you, and then you will protect him to go to the west to learn scriptures.
Monkey: Oh.
Shemale, oh Bodhisattva: There should be lines here.
Monkey: Okay, good.
Guanyin left satisfied.
Then go to the monk.
The monks were from the Tang Dynasty.
The monks of the Tang Dynasty were Tang monks.
It looks white and tender, and it looks delicious, ahh
Guanyin: Have something to discuss with you?
Tang Seng: Who are you?
Guanyin: Oh, I'm sorry, I haven't introduced myself yet, but I'm actually Guanyin.
Tang Seng: Oh. What's the matter?
Guanyin: There's a sutra book with the Buddha, you go and get it back.
Tang:......
Neuropathy.
Don't go.
Guan yin:......
Go and bring back the scriptures, and the sand and the bowl for begging will be yours.
Tang Seng: Drag this deep well disease out and cut it off.
Guan yin:......
Well, as long as you go, I'll give you a Buddha.
Eternal life.
Well, this robe and crutch for begging are also given to you.
Tang Seng replied in seconds, and the deal was made.
So he took the Pipi shrimp on the road.
Then, I met a monkey.
It's the paragraph at the beginning of the text.
The monkey was crushed under a large mountain.
Tang:......
Oh my God, you're not dead?
Monkey: Malegobi, who is cursing Lao Tzu.
Then I saw Tang Seng.
Monkey:......
Bald donkey.
"Look at the paralysis, let Lao Tzu out."
Wait until you're old for a long time, and then come.
You're fast.
Tang:......
Dead monkeys.
Turn around and go.
Monkey:......
Wow, master, it's that shemale, phew, it's Guanyin Bodhisattva who asked me to wait for you here, saying let me worship you as a teacher and protect you to send the courier, oh, learn from the scriptures.
Tang:......
Put your hands together.
Ami tofu.
The little monk has no power to restrain the chicken.
I can't move this mountain.
I'm sorry I can't help you.
Good bye.
Monkey:......
Dead bald donkey.
No.
Master, you come back.
Let my grandson out and leave.
Woooooooo
Tang Seng: Okay, how can I let you out.
Monkey: Go and tear up the talisman that was attached to the mountain.
Tang:...... Yes.
And just like that, the monkey came out.
There's also an extra drag oil bottle.
Since then, I have lived a life of fighting monsters and fighting monsters.
Oh, of course not.
It's hard to get free, and it's going to be a waste.
How is it possible to follow you bald donkey.
But to protect this courier brother to get the scriptures back.
It's hard for my grandson.
Watch my grandson take you to fly with a somersault and take you to the sky.
It's a matter of minutes.
Tang:......
I'm scared.
But no.
Refuse to speculate.
Refuse to take advantage of loopholes.
To take one step at a time, it is necessary to go through nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties.
Tang Seng: Monkey, it's up to you.
Monkey:...... Don't do it.
Of course, you are very comfortable, and you can become a Buddha by gilding.
The dirty work is all done by my grandson.
Just do it, who told Lao Tzu to agree.
What the hell Lao Tzu did it, you said that Lao Tzu killed people again.
If you don't kill people, those people will come and kill you.
Do you understand the hell?
Chirp crooked, crooked, not men.
Silly ratio.
also drove Lao Tzu away.
Just go.
Ho is afraid of ho
Lao Tzu is so special that he doesn't serve anymore.
Whoever loves to do it, who does it.
Let's go, and don't look back.
The monkey is gone.
The monk was forced to do so.
There are no thugs, no one to help the relationship.
You have to do everything yourself.
The road is difficult, and who knows what dangers will be encountered.
Pretending to be too much.
Dead monkeys too, let them go, and they don't know how to say a few soft words.
However, if you pretend to be forced by yourself, you have to finish it when you kneel.
Guanyin Bodhisattva is a divine assist.
Out of thin air.
Comfort Tang Seng, don't worry, the dead monkey will come back.
He took a hat and came out and said, "If you coax him to put this thing on, I will teach you to recite a mantra and it will kill him."
Tang:...... Yes.
Then, chirping and wah............
A generation of heroes Monkey King was controlled by a mortal like this.
Good heart plug.
It's full of negative energy.
I really want to kill him.
However, there is a lot of croaking and wow......
Monkey:......
It hurts Lao Tzu to death.
Dead bald donkey.
Those who have the ability not to chant scriptures.
Sure enough, whether it is a god or a human, they like to deceive people.
It's all hypocrisy.
Can you trust more?
But wood has a way.
Monkey, throw in the towel.
A generation of thug Sun Wukong was born.
Then, on the way, I met a dragon, a pig, and a river demon.
The dragon turned into a Pippi shrimp.
The river demon became a porter.
Pigs, heh, sycophants.
The courier team has arrived at this point.
Preparation.
Head west.
Uh-huh-...... Uh-huh-......
Walk up.