Chapter Eighty-Four: An Alternative Journey to the West 11
Tang Seng was arrested again.
That's when I remembered the monkey's goodness.
Guilty and remorseful.
Pray that the monkey will come to his rescue soon.
However, Siru,
Hehe, wait.
Keep spitting.
It's a world full of aura.
Plants and animals can all cultivate into refinement.
Only strong people have the qualifications to speak.
If you don't have the ability, you just hold back.
Siru didn't want to hold back.
The monkeys certainly don't want either.
Anyway, just cultivate.
And I'm a little curious about what would happen if Tang Seng was really eaten by a monster.
Will this end of the study of the scriptures, or will one more person continue to learn the scriptures?
Tang Seng waited for a long time and didn't see Siru, becoming more and more desperate.
Could it be that this time it is really going to kill the monster's mouth?
Siru: Heh, who told you not to listen to persuasion at the beginning.
Deserve.
Continue to close your eyes and absorb the aura of heaven and earth.
Some people are like that.
Don't let what you do have to be done.
As everyone knows, there is a saying in this world that ginger is still old and spicy.
If you don't have the ability, don't beep.
Listen to other people's opinions.
Wouldn't it be nice to take fewer detours?
I have to hit my head and get bloody, my nose is blue and my face is swollen.
Then I want to pretend to be better.
Loaded. γ
If you pretend to be more than dead, you have to finish it.
Tang Seng is so willful, but he relies on a monkey to support him.
The monkey had to hold on.
The monkey is the backbone of the road to learn the scriptures.
Siru just wants to end this scam as soon as possible.
The yellow-eyed monster wants to eat Tang monk meat.
Let the little monster boil the water.
Wash Tang Seng first.
Disinfect and remove insects.
At the first glance of Tang Seng, the yellow-eyed monster was stunned.
It's so dark.
It doesn't look palatable at all.
I'm a little worried about whether I will have a stomach upset after eating.
Didn't you say that Tang Seng looked white and tender?
Could it be a fake?
A little skeptical.
Tang:......
Sorrowful.
The little monk used to be a piece of fresh meat.
Shouting, my eldest apprentice is the Monkey King, and he will come to save me.
Yellow-browed monster: ......
I don't plan to eat you.
It's the one who came down to complete the task.
Scare scare scare you.
Otherwise, you are so troubled, how can there be so many calamities for you to cross.
It's drunk to think about.
It's just cheating.
But wood has a way.
The boss told him not to dare to disobey.
Otherwise, no wages will be paid.
It's obviously a super cute little fairychild, but he has to become a yellow-eyed old monster and a bad guy.
Oh, it's all you.
Frowning, why hasn't Sun Wukong been put into the golden cymbal?
Invite the little monster to ask.
The little monster said that there was a monk with a hairy face and a thunderous mouth who did not come in at that time, and was outside the temple.
Yellow-browed monster: ......
Stupid.
, didn't you say that Sun Monkey would never leave Tang Seng's side?
It's fake news again.
Deceived again.
Can there be more trust in this world?
It's a bit tricky.
According to the current situation, Tang Seng has been caught, several other apprentices are also trapped, and Sun Monkey is not there.
You can take this opportunity to eat Tang Seng.
There are many dreams at night.
What if the duck flies.
But no.
It's to hinder it.
It's not really about eating people.
The yellow-eyed monster is a serious fairychild.
Cultivating is a serious Taoism.
Now what.
Is it just raising Tang Seng like this?
caught Tang Seng and didn't eat it, what reason did he use to come out and prevaricate the little monsters below.
Say you want to be fatter?
Oh, and then what.
Re-fattening?
Kept all the time?
It can't be like this.
Let's just say that Tang Seng's eldest apprentice was not caught, and the monkey was very powerful, in case the time came to make trouble, he would not be able to eat Tang Seng's meat.
Let the little monsters go out and search in a carpet way.
Be sure to find Sun Wukong.
Catch.
said that since Tang Seng is here, the monkey will definitely not be able to go far.
Although the little monsters were a little puzzled, the king's words were a little strange.
If you can't eat enough, eat faster.
Compared with immortality, it's not a fart.
Not being happy is only temporary, but not being old is forever.
In the future, there will be a time to have fun.
But you're the boss, and you're in charge.
So I went out and searched.
I really found it.
It just took a long time.
For such a long time, Tang monk meat has been eaten several times.
Siru really didn't go far.
It's right next hill.
Mountaintop.
I found a feng shui treasure.
Practice.
There was also a spirit gathering array.
Cultivation is twice the result with half the effort.
The goblins knew that they were no match and went back to report to the king.
The king, the little ones have found Sun Monkey.
The yellow-eyed monster was overjoyed.
Let's go, take this king with you.
Before going, I ran to Tang Seng and showed off, your eldest apprentice Sun Wukong was found by Lao Tzu, and when Lao Tzu defeated him, he will come back to eat you.
In fact, it is to report to Tang Seng and find Sun Wukong, and it won't be long before you can go out.
Tang:......
Breathed a sigh of relief.
Someone finally got the word to the monkey.
It's a youkai though.
The mood is a little complicated.
I don't know what happened to the monks of Bajiesha.
But can only wait.
The yellow-eyed monster brought the little monsters up, and Siru's cultivation was interrupted.
Frowning, "What the hell do you want to do?" β
Si Ru got up angry.
Interrupting your cultivation is as uncomfortable as being suddenly woken up from sleep.
Yellow-browed monster: ......
What's going on with this questioning tone?
It always feels like something is wrong.
But I can't think of it.
Pointing at Siru haha twice, "Sun Wukong, your master was captured by me." β
Siru: ......
Silly ratio.
Yellow-browed monster: ......
I also feel a little silly.
There is an illusion that the script is reversed.
Siru sneered, "Where did the monster come from, what nonsense are you talking about?" My master was obviously worshipping the Buddha in the temple and eating a good meal, so he didn't want to coax me. β
The yellow-eyed monster laughed, "Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong, you are smart for a lifetime, but you don't know that the temple was originally transformed by me, specifically to attract your master and apprentice." β
Still eating fast?
Scold.
Okay, you have to give food, otherwise Tang Seng will starve to death.
Siru continued to sneer, "Even if it's as you say, but my master is not alone, just rely on you, heh, you can catch him?" β
I don't believe it anyway.
The yellow-eyed monster was very proud, "Lao Tzu has a magic weapon." β
Siru: "What if you have a magic weapon, I don't believe it anyway." β
Yellow-browed monster: ......
Mama, this monkey doesn't play cards according to common sense.
Siru: What's the matter?
You have the ability to beat me.
The yellow-eyed monster snorted coldly, "Even if you don't believe it, I will catch Tang Seng." β
Siru: "Oh. β
Yellow-browed monster: ......
The response is good and bland.
It's so good to look at.
"Hey, Lao Tzu said that he caught your master, and Lao Tzu is going to eat him."
Come on, let's do it.
Let's beat Lao Tzu.
Siru: Whatever.
I don't believe it anyway.
Don't fight either.
My sister is a civilized person.
Likes to solve problems elegantly.
Huangmei monster: "Sun Wukong, you really don't care about your master?" β
Siru spread his hands, "My master is not the only apprentice of mine, there are eight precepts in them, I am very relieved, besides, my master is good, what do I care." β
Good food and drink, and there are people to play with.
Like her, nothing.
The food style and drink dew are so pitiful.
Yellow-browed monster: ......
Speechless.
I said that your master let me catch it.
Thinking like a stalk around the neck.
I just don't believe you.
Unless valid ID is presented.
Valid documents are also not acceptable.
What if you picked it up?
Unless my master himself comes and tells me that he has been caught and asked me to save him.
Or the monk of Bajiesha will do it.
Not for you anyway.
I don't believe you.
You are a stranger, and you don't want to deceive me this honest man.
The monkey has been deceived enough.
I'm scared of being deceived.
It's normal to be defensive.
Yellow-browed monster: ......
Trough.
I really want to hit someone.
This monkey is so difficult.
The little monster persuaded on the side, don't be angry, angry and wrinkled.
Yellow-browed monster: ......
I heard Siru complaining, "...... Why do you want to eat my master's meat? My Master's meat is so fragrant? I really don't understand what you monsters think, so if you catch it and don't eat it, you will have a sick brain. β¦β¦ Tang monk's meat is so powerful, my master also took a fart scripture, can't you live forever by biting yourself directly......"
In the end, it is just two words, silly comparison.
Yellow-browed monster: ......
I saw Siru looking at him, "I said you don't want to be a monster, what's so good about being a monster, it's so ugly and poor, just go to the West with us to learn the scriptures." Anyway, being idle is idle, so you should go on a tour. We are such a large group of people, how lively, and we will arrive soon. Maybe you can get an official to be an official when the time comes, how good. β
The yellow-eyed monster was directly stunned.
The eyes of the little monsters around him lit up.
If the king becomes an official, won't they also be stained?
urged, and the king quickly agreed.
Yellow-browed monster: ......
So speechless.
You're right, but you can't.
He's a serious fairychild.
was said by Sun Wukong to be the opposite.
Don't talk about whether there will be an official position at that time, losing your life is not a joke.
The boss is still watching from the sky.
Live.
If he dares to say yes.
Just slapped to death.
Not anyway.
Monster: ......
So disappointed.
This king has a sick brain.
It always feels like the future is bleak.
Why don't you go back and find Mama.
Ma Ma, I took a turn and found that the monsters outside were sick in the brain, and it was better to be at home.
Siru is actually just talking casually.
Of course, she knew that the Yellow Eyebrow Monster would not agree.
After all, people have a backstage.
It's still a big coffee in the background.
Maybe once this task is completed, there will be a reward when you return to heaven.
Maybe something else can be sealed.
It's all set.
It's just a monkey, like a fool.
Busy and tired, I still owe a lot of favors.
Being looked down upon.
Prestige has been greatly reduced.
Maybe everyone knows, but he's the only one in the dark.
Everywhere for help.
Save Tang Seng.
As soon as he left, others laughed behind his back, laughing at him for still being so naΓ―ve.
To put it nicely is naΓ―ve.
Actually, it's stupid.
Idiots.
But it's good to be stupid and stupid.
It's easy to be stupid.
Like Zhu Bajiesha, the monk is not easy to deceive.
A canopy marshal, a rolling general.
It's not as good as a monkey.
But it's also a powerful demon.
As a result, one ate and drank, and the other became a porter.
It's not because you saw it clearly in the first place.
It's just a cutscene.
Some things are boring when they are taken seriously.
Siru didn't plan to convince the Yellow Eyebrow Monster, the Yellow Eyebrow Monster actually came to find fault.
So, let's fight.
The golden hoop rod swept away, and the little monsters flew away.
Siru: ......
Slag.
The yellow-eyed monster still has some skills, and he fought with Siru for a few rounds.
Take out a bag.
Then a strong suction force went towards Siru.
Siru couldn't resist at all, so she was sucked in.
The yellow-eyed monster re-tied the bag, very proud, no matter how capable you are of the monkey, it's not that you can't take this magic weapon.
Then, the body stiffened.
And he fell straight down.
He's dead.
In the back, there is Siru with a stick.
Siru smiled.
The winner is the one who has the last laugh.
Xiao Huang, you're laughing early.
Sun Wukong has seventy-two changes.
It's so hard to conjure up oneself.
Pick up the seed bag on the ground.
This bag is amazing.
I can fit a person in.
Not only people, but also monsters and gods.
It's against the sky.
But before Siru had time to look, he looked up.
As soon as I looked up, I saw that above the clouds, the bare-chested Maitreya Buddha stretched out Erkang's hand.
Siru: ......
Silently turned his head.
A little spicy to the eyes.
Is it good to pay attention to the image?
Although you are fat, please dress well when you go out.
What to do if it affects the cityscape.
It's going to bring bad children.
If it weren't for the fact that there were no demons in this world, they would definitely be complained.
"Yo, it's the Buddha, why did I have time to take a walk today, and I met my grandson, it's really fate."
Fate, it's a good thing.
Maitreya Buddha: ......
Who is passing by.
Who has a special fate with you?
Also, put down the bag in your hand, it is the magic weapon of the little Buddha.
Siru raised an eyebrow.
What you say is yours is yours, why?
This is the spoils of war that Lao Tzu got.
Lao Tzu.
If Lao Tzu wins, you will come out.
You're just right.
Why didn't it come out just now.
Busy with what.
Busy watching a play?
Anyway, I just don't give it.
Maitreya Buddha: ......
Explain, that yellow-eyed monster is the boy next to him, playing music, stealing things and coming down to mess around, balabala.
Thinking like a pout.
The yellow-eyed monster is dead, you can say whatever you want.
I don't know if you lose someone in your family, isn't it stupid?
Maitreya Buddha: ......
This monkey is so difficult.
Shouldn't we not look at the monks and look at the face of the Buddha?
Lao Tzu is also a Buddha.
Is it okay to save some face?
will be laughed at by the gods in the sky for a hundred years.
Great Sage, how are you going to give it back to me?
Siru: ...... Don't give.
You indulge your subordinates to embarrass your sister, and your sister hasn't settled accounts with you yet.
Tell me honestly, it wasn't you who instructed it.
Do you especially want to eat Tang monk meat?
Maitreya shook his head.
Already stupid.
He has become a Buddha, and he doesn't need to eat Tang monk meat at all, okay?
No, he's a vegetarian.
Don't eat meat at all.
Siru frowned, it's not to eat Tang monk's meat, so do you have an opinion about my old grandson, knowing that my old grandson escorted Tang Seng to the west to learn scriptures, he deliberately came to embarrass Lao Tzu.
Maitreya Buddha was about to cry.
The bare head shook like a rattle.
Great Sage, even if you are right, I will not admit it.
There are some things that everyone understands in their hearts, but they can't say it, and if they say it, it's a scandal.
In the end, Maitreya Buddha took back the seed bag.
It's just a hole.
I can't laugh anymore.
Bitterly ha went back.
This is not at all what I expected.
He lost a golden cymbal, a seed bag, and a boy.
Heavy losses.
Although there are many children around him, the yellow-haired monster is the most talented.
The ability is also very strong.
was beaten to death by Siru with a stick.
He couldn't even say a word of justification.
There is no justice to be done.
How to beg.
Heaven and earth all know that Tang Seng learning scriptures is a great cause.
And go to block it.
Do you have an opinion about the preaching industry?
When the time comes, the dead monkeys will make a fuss.
How ugly.
The face is lost even more.
The only way to do this is to recognize the bitter fruit.
Siru rescued Tang Seng and his party.
Tang Seng looked at Siru with teary eyes, very guilty.
Siru: ......
Why did you go earlier?
Rolled his eyes.
"Master, let's go, the Buddha has also worshipped, the fast has been eaten, and the rest has been made, we should go on the road."
Tang:......
Keep your head down.
was so scared that he couldn't fight back.
Bajie's face was full of resentment, "What a meal, Brother Monkey, we were caught by monsters." β
Siru: Oh.
Eight Precepts: ......
It's so angry.
"You plagued monkey knows that you are out there and will not come to our rescue."
Siru spread his hands, "You go to worship the Buddha, go to fasting, what am I going to do to save you, besides, no one will report to me." β
"I don't make it."
Eight Precepts: ......
It seems so, yes.
Brother Monkey, I'm sorry, it's my old pig who blames you.
Do you think I'm going to believe you when you say that?
I haven't come out for so long, so I must have been caught by a monster.
Siru: Hehe, you are so justified when you are caught by a monster, you are so reasonable.
Idiot.
What is the use of you?
Started arguing again.
Tang Seng has a headache.
Everyone else was speechless.