Chapter Eighty-Five: An Alternative Journey to the West 12

Strength is important.

Without strength, you can't even kill a monster.

When you meet those who have a backstage, you can only admit it.

Just like this one.

The backstage of the yellow-eyed monster is Maitreya Buddha.

If it weren't for Siru's intensified cultivation every day and night, even if he attacked from behind, he might not be able to kill him with a stick.

The golden hoop stick is very powerful, but the person who uses it is not capable enough to exert its power.

The final result was that Maitreya Buddha appeared and took away the yellow-eyed monster.

game over

It was obviously a premeditated kidnapping and murder, but in the end it turned into a farce, a joke.

Oh, it's my naughty subordinate who amuses your master.

You don't have to take any responsibility for the fart.

Tang Seng Bai was arrested.

The favors that Sun Wukong owes are all true.

Take a scripture and owe the love of the gods and Buddhas.

What a beep dog.

The benefits were all won by Tang Seng alone.

The debt is all borne by monkeys.

It's good to enjoy the shade with your back against a big tree.

There are only pits around the monkeys.

Fall into the pit in minutes.

If it weren't for his own good skills, he wouldn't have been able to climb out.

Siru got a new way to play, originally she planned to take these monsters under Tang Seng and go to learn scriptures together.

In the end, it turned out that it was impossible.

There is a backstage at all, and it is purely here to find fault.

There is also the boss sitting on it.

Don't dare to fight back against the water at all.

Anti-water is one word, death.

After the deed is completed, you can receive a large bonus, and maybe you will be promoted.

Siru thought it was ridiculous.

Obviously, these people say that learning from the scriptures is a matter of great merit, but what these people do is the same as villains.

Block, block.

And to kill.

Siru was a little skeptical.

I thought it was a scam before, but now that I look at it, maybe there is something inside.

But it doesn't matter.

She couldn't find out more.

There are immortals and Buddhas in this world, which is very awesome.

Her strength is still not enough.

However, since those monsters dare to climb up on the pride of others, since those backstage knowingly, don't blame her for being ruthless.

Have the guts to look for trouble.

You have to live with the consequences.

Like leaving something behind.

life, or life.

Maybe in the hearts of these immortals and Buddhas, the monkey is stupid.

But he won't be stupid and naΓ―ve all the time.

Deceived a lot.

will doubt life.

Doubt everything around you.

Nothing will be believed.

Tang Seng was very guilty and didn't believe in it.

But Siru knew that if he did it again, Tang Seng still wouldn't believe it.

I also wonder why such a person was chosen to learn from the scriptures.

Timid, self-righteous, cowardly.

Is it because he is one of the few Buddhist disciples who killed his father and mother?

Is scarcity expensive?

Siru shook her head, there is nothing wrong with her brain entanglement in the world that she doesn't understand as a normal person.

Anyway, when it's okay, I'll cultivate.

What others have is not as good as what you have.

Improving strength is the most important thing.

Now that there are more people, Tang Seng's safety factor is much higher.

The hydra is also a very powerful monster.

Siru gradually retreated into the background.

But Tang Seng trusts the monkey the most.

Siru: It doesn't matter.

As you see fit.

Anyway, if you meet a monster, you should fight or fight.

Anyway, the monsters are basically arranged.

You can only get the gift package if you clear the customs.

When he arrived in Zhu Ziguo, Siru killed Guanyin Bodhisattva's mount Golden Retriever with a stick.

Guanyin Bodhisattva: ......

Erkang hand.

I was stunned for a moment.

The expression on his face that has always been indifferent has been there.

I was stunned.

Siru played with a stick.

Blame me.

Who told you not to take good care of the beasts in the house?

In the city, dogs bite people and either lose money or die.

The dog in his house is not locked, and he deserves to be killed.

Sneer.

Also said that it was not a farce, a well-arranged farce.

At the beginning, Guanyin Bodhisattva asked Tang Seng to learn the scriptures.

Lead by example.

Not only that, Siru also questioned Guanyin, what does it mean, I don't want to learn from the scriptures, I can't play these careful thoughts, as if my grandson is willing.

Guan yin:......

It doesn't count.

Also to explain.

No, this beast bit the rope and ran down by itself, it's none of my business.

I don't know, no, I figured out that you were in trouble, so I hurried down to help.

Siru sneered.

Who believes?

Also bite off the rope.

Scold.

Anyway, I just don't believe it.

Guanyin Bodhisattva was also helpless.

I think this monkey is even more difficult to do.

Seeing this, Tang Seng hurriedly came over to apologize, saying that the monkey did not mean it, and the Bodhisattva was not to blame.

also reprimanded Siru for being rude and made Siru apologize.

Siru looked at Tang Seng coldly, "Am I wrong?" Heh, I kind of get it. ”

"In this case, in the future, the master will be caught by the monster again, and my grandson will not care. After all, the master is so kind, he must be willing to serve the demon with his body. ”

"Master, don't forget, in the first place, you asked me to find this monster."

Tang:......

"Wukong, if you do this again, you will have to recite a mantra as a teacher."

Siru's face became even colder, and she looked at him, "Master always wants to let my grandson know what he is doing when he recites the mantra." ”

Tang:......

Shouldn't you kill Guanyin Bodhisattva's mount?

But at that time, who knew that it was a beast of Guanyin Bodhisattva's family.

In the end, it was Guanyin who said peace, it was her fault, she didn't take care of the beasts in the family, Balabala.

Siru's face was cold throughout the whole process.

Didn't say anything.

Guan yin:......

It's embarrassing.

It's the first time I've felt so embarrassed.

After saying it dryly, he finally let the master and apprentice continue to travel west, and then disappeared.

After Guanyin left.

Tang Seng sighed.

Siru ignored him.

What to do, what to do.

If you don't do it, close your eyes and cultivate.

Leave it to you.

Tang:......

Anyway, the mood is complicated.

He clearly felt that there was a gap between him and the monkeys.

The monkey has an opinion about him.

But the monkey doesn't say.

He didn't bother to ask.

He also has an opinion about monkeys.

The most annoying monkey is disobedient to discipline and offends people everywhere.

The two are like an awkward couple, you ignore me, and I ignore you.

When he went to a house, Tang Seng wanted to go to fasting.

Originally, the fasting thing has always been done by Siru.

But Tang Seng was afraid that Siru's hairy face would scare others.

I get rid of the hot fasting meal that arrives.

He said he would go by himself.

Siru said coldly on the side, "Master, my grandson advises you not to go, there is a big mansion in the wilderness, don't you think it's strange, Master?" ”

It's almost said that Tang Seng lacks heart.

Tang:......

A little weak-hearted.

Seeing that the mansion in front of him also changed his face.

Siru's meaning is very clear, that is, it is all monsters.

Tang Seng thought of the previous Xiaoleiyin Temple.

Youkai even become temples, not to mention a small courtyard.

Just ask Siru what to do.

Siru: ......

Stupid.

When you encounter a monster, you are still in a hurry, you are not stupid.

While the monster didn't find out, of course he ran away.

There is such a master, Si Ruzhen feels tired for the monkey.

Tired.

So, Tang Seng missed the Pansi Cave.

The seven spider spirits were still waiting in the house.

Why haven't you come, how haven't you come, how haven't you come.

Wait, wait, wait.

also ran to the Taoist temple of the senior brother centipede essence to ask, did Tang Seng come.

Centipede Essence: ...... Wood has.

Spider Elemental: ......

Because Si Ru is a word.

Tang Seng not only missed the spider essence, but also the centipede essence.

Also missed the platinum star.

When he walked to a mountain forest, Siru stopped and shouted, "Master." ”

Tang Seng was riding a white horse and chatting with the tree spirit.

Hearing Siru call him, he turned his head, "What's the matter, Wukong." ”

Siru stood at the end of the line with a stick in her hand, feeling a little out of place.

"Master, let's go another way."

Tang:......

for hair.

It's just inexplicable.

All the way to the west to the west, to get the scriptures.

"Wukong, don't say this, hurry up."

Siru said, "I don't care, I'm a monster, but Master, are you really okay, it's really dangerous to keep going." I'm afraid I won't be able to protect you then. ”

Tang Seng was a little frightened.

This is the first time that the monkey has said that it can't protect him.

Not sure.

"What's up ahead?"

It can make monkeys jealous.

Siru said, "There are monsters." ”

Tang:......

Zhu Bajie laughed.

"Master, don't listen to Brother Monkey, let's go all the way, I don't know how many monsters we have encountered, and in the end it's not okay, it's a big deal to let Brother Monkey go to heaven and ask the Bodhisattva for help."

Siru sneered, "Why don't you go and ask the Bodhisattva for help." ”

Pig:......

Siru continued, "And I killed the Bodhisattva's brute, are you sure the Bodhisattva is still willing to help me?" ”

Zhu Bajie stopped talking.

If you want to put him aside, you must be unwilling.

Tang Seng asked if he was sure.

Siru: "My grandson's own words are definitely fine, but Master, your meat is so fragrant, my grandson doesn't know." ”

"And Master," Siru spread his hands, "this time the monster background is very awesome, my grandson really can't afford to provoke it, and he may not be able to beat it, really, we can't beat these together." ”

Tang Seng's eyes widened.

Unbelievable.

Monk Sha was also shocked.

"Senior brother, what do you mean ......?"

Siru nodded, "That's it, so I can't figure out what we mean by learning the scriptures." ”

looked at Tang Seng, "Otherwise, Master, let's go back." You went back to the Tang Dynasty and were still a generation of holy monks. ”

Tang:......

I refuse.

Siru knew that he wouldn't agree, so he said it casually.

How can a generation of holy monks be compared with thousands of generations.

No one doesn't want to live forever.

Immortality is still alive and well.

Hehe.

"Is there no other way?"

Tang Seng asked.

Siru thought for a moment, "Maybe." ”

Tang Seng's eyes lit up, and he heard Siru continue, "But I don't know." ”

Anyway, the atmosphere was very low.

I'm not in a hurry.

What to do if you encounter a youkai.

Tang Seng asked Siru how many monsters there were in front of him.

Siru said a lot, a lot.

Tang:......

It feels so perfunctory.

I was a little skeptical that Siru was coaxing him.

Siru: ......

There really are a lot of them.

I kid you not.

Lie to you is a puppy.

"This mountain is called Lion Camel Ridge, and there is a country in front of it called Lion Camel City."

Bajie will make trouble.

"There's a city where we can rest and eat some fast."

Siru ignored him and continued, "There is no one in this lion camel city, it is all monsters. ”

Tang:......

Eight Precepts: ......

Coax it.

"There are more than 48,000 of them. So Master, really, what do you say? ”

Tang:......

How the hell do I know what to do?

"Why don't you go and ask Guanyin Bodhisattva."

Siru shrugged, "I don't care, but I'm afraid that even Guanyin Bodhisattva is useless." ”

Tang Seng was shocked in his heart.

The eyes are wide open.

Siru: "It's the Buddha." ”

Tang:......

All of them:......

"So Master, is it really interesting for you to learn from this scripture?"

"Obviously, they asked us to learn from the scriptures, but they were also the ones who embarrassed us. Is it really good to play around like this? ”

Tang Seng's heart was beating violently, and there was a trace of uncertainty because of Siru's words.

Bow your head, "Also...... Perhaps, it was the Buddha...... Test us. Yes, it's a test. ”

Siru shrugged.

If you can be happier if you think so, that's whatever.

Siru stopped talking and closed his eyes to cultivate.

Tang Seng's heart couldn't be calm for a long time.

There was a blank look in his eyes.

It's the first time I've felt so dazed.

It's as if something you've been holding on to is finally told that it's wrong.

It's just a joke.

This night is destined to have a lot of people who can't sleep.

Tang Seng still decided to continue walking, and did not change the way.

Siru: ......

It's good if you're happy.

I have never seen anyone rushing to death.

Go, go, go.

There was no disguise.

Tang Seng rode a white horse, Zhu Bajie carried the handle, Sha Monk carried the burden, Siru opened the way in front, and the nine-headed insect walked behind to clean up the aftermath.

As for the tree spirit and the apricot demon, hehe, there are so many monsters, even the monsters are afraid.

The weaker ones can only be reduced to a meal on the plate.

said goodbye to Tang Seng and went home.

Only those who can recognize reality like this will live long.

Without monkeys, Tang Seng would have died a thousand and eight hundred times.

Lion Camel City is a city of monsters.

Tang Seng was so frightened that his heart was about to stop.

Even the Bajiesha monk trembled on the soles of his feet.

Siru: ......

Let's go, let's go.

People have to learn to grow up on their own.

When you grow up, you know how cruel reality is.

Hehe.

Not afraid at all.

Strutting.

He still roared in his mouth, "Get out of the way, the holy monks of the Tang Dynasty went to the west to worship the Buddha and ask for scriptures, passing by here, you scum are not quickly dispersed, and you have no eyesight to see it, get out." ”

Tang:......

Monsters: ......

Trough.

I wondered if this monkey had a brain.

Tang Seng was even more shocked.

was originally a wolf, and Siru also revealed his identity.

Just two words in my head.

Finished.

The corners of Siru's mouth are hooked.

A stick in his hand is very slippery.

Naturally, there is a road ahead.

In the face of all the attention, Siru walked well and without pressure.

As for the Dapeng bird, he has the ability to come out and show his face, and Lao Tzu ran to Lingshan every minute to find Rulai to explain.

If it is still the original, of course Dapeng is not afraid.

But Siru killed the boy of Maitreya Buddha and the mount of Guanyin Bodhisattva.

The brow is furrowed enough to kill a mosquito.

What to do.

Just let them go?

Of course not.

Let the little monsters below catch Tang Seng.

More than 40,000 monsters in Lion Camel City were all dispatched.

Thinking is like a jaw, come, pretentious.

Have you forgotten Lao Tzu's stunts?

It's moulting season.

Just blow it, and it's thousands of monkeys.

Don't do it yourself at all.

Tang Seng and his entourage passed through the hell of the world and the Lion Camel City so smoothly.

The roc bird came in a hurry.

Ask Siru why he went on a killing spree in Lion Camel City.

Siru glanced at him lightly, "Yo, it's you." ”

Roc Bird: ......

It's Lao Tzu.

I heard Siru say, "It turns out that this lion camel city is yours, well, I know." ”

Roc Bird: ......

Confused.

You know what the hell is going on?

It's beeping right here.

Siru: Hehe.

My sister knows so many things, I don't know which one you're asking.

"It seems that I should remind the Buddha not only to recite sutras every day, but also to take time to walk the birds. When you can't recite it, you starve the bird, and it is someone else who suffers. ”

Roc Bird: ......

It's so aggrieved.

And angry.

Who the hell is it talking about?

Who are the birds.

Siru: ......

Whoever is angry is who.

And, aren't you a bird?

Birdman.

Hum.

What birds.

Roc Bird: ......

It's so angry.

Open your mouth to eat Siru.

The suction power is great.

Siru follows the wind.

Stuck the golden hoop stick directly on the bird's beak.

Kunpeng and his entourage are 90,000 miles.

I can become very big.

So is the Roc.

But I'm sorry, my sister's golden hoop stick can also grow infinitely.

It's also very hard.

Ouch, you're really destined.

Dapeng's mouth was propped up.

It's painful.

I can't take it off.

I can't say anything if I want to.

Siru snatched the nail palladium of the eight precepts.

With all his might, a rake knocked on Dapeng's head.

Roc:......

The eyes bulged out.

It hurts, and I'm a little dizzy.

Then think about it a little bit and a little bit more......

It's like whack-a-mole.

Eight Precepts: ......

Shiddered.

Although Bajie doesn't seem to be of much use, his nine-tooth nail rake is indeed a well-known artifact.

Siru has been very diligent recently, and when she was fine, she went to Lao Jun to ask for pills.

A generation of Dapeng Rulai's uncle was beaten to death by her.

Turned into a dead bird.

Dead that can't die anymore.

The three souls and seven spirits were all crushed by Siru.

The last fire burned.

Siru returned the nail rake to Bajie and smiled, "It's solved, go on the road." ”

Tang:......

Eight Precepts: ......

Sand Monk: ......

Hydra: ......

I couldn't help but shudder.

It's scary.