Chapter Thirty-Seven: The Immortals Accept Disciples
The immortal with his head stuck in the roof of the shed and his legs hanging in the air was silent for a long time, so much so that Fluttershy was about to ask someone to collect the corpse of the immortal before she muffled and said, "If I say this is intentional, do you believe it?" ”
Fluttershy is taken aback, thinking that the immortal is cheating on the corpse, and tilts her head to look at it for a while, only to see that his chest is heaving, and realizes that the immortal is not dead, but she is relieved.
She held back a smile and said: "Immortals act in an eclectic manner, where do mortals dare to speculate on the deep meaning of immortals?" Brother Lustful Fairy believes everything Fluttershy says. ”
Only then did Luo Feng reach out his hand, press the wooden flute tile stuck in his neck, pull out his head with a little force, and his body fell to the ground flutteringly.
Patting the ash on his head, Luo Feng said, "Have you ever seen someone hit the roof with their head and was unharmed?" ”
Fluttershy shakes her head, "I've never seen this before, I've never even seen anyone hit their head on the roof." ”
A green tendon appeared on Luo Feng's forehead and sighed deeply. A pair of black sunglasses appeared in the palm of his hand, he put on the sunglasses, and the hand slapped again, and a small black stick made of unknown material appeared in his hand again.
He smiled at Fluttershy, "The fairy family showed you a baby, and you stared at the reddish glow on the tip of the stick......
Fluttershy covers her eyes and says, "I don't want to see it, it must be some kind of soul-stirring thing." ”
Luo Feng had no choice but to put away his sunglasses and the little stick, and sighed: "That's it, it's not the first time." This immortal family will ask you, would you like to be my disciple. ”
Fluttershy peeks out as she covers her eyes with her fingers and peeks at the fairy as she puts away her weird glasses and even weirder black sticks before she puts her hand down.
She carefully looked at the gray-faced immortal up and down, pushed the golden mountain and the jade pillar knelt in front of Luo Feng, and said solemnly: "Master is above, please be worshiped by the disciple Xiaodie!" ”
Only then did Luo Feng stroke his non-existent long beard and smile with relief.
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Sitting on the Taishi chair and drinking the apprenticeship tea that Fluttershy had respected, Luo Feng said, "Good apprentice, immortals will send some apprenticeship gifts, for example, my senior brother Tai 2 real apprentices will give you Qiankun Circle, Chaotian Aya and Hot Wheels, so I will give you a meeting gift as a teacher." ”
Fluttershy scolded the little woman for not reading much, don't lie to me, that's Taiyi Zhenren, but she didn't show it, and smiled sweetly, "Then thank you Master, I don't know what fairy baby to give Fluttershy?" ”
Luo Feng smiled, clapped his hands, and a black tight-fitting leather jacket appeared in his hand, handed the leather coat to Fluttershy, and then clapped his hands, and a black leather whip appeared in the same way.
Luo Feng stroked his beard and said: "As a teacher, I will give you a set of treasure armor, and then give you a magic weapon." Go and put on the armor and show it to the teacher. ”
When Fluttershy saw Lu Renjia's ability to shoot in the void, her doubts about his self-proclaimed immortal identity dropped a little, and she was a little eager to try the armor and the divine soldier, but she didn't know if it would be better than the Qiankun Circle, Chaotian Aya, and Hot Wheels.
She saluted Master Lu Renjia, and ran to the wing room with Bao Jia and the divine soldier in her arms.
If the two of them don't have master-apprenticeship status, Fluttershy doesn't care about stripping and changing clothes in front of Lu Renjia, because the lustful fairy has already seen and touched the light, and there is no need to hide it.
But now that the two are compatible, Fluttershy is reluctant to indulge too much in front of the lascivious master, lest the fairy master be disrespectful to the old and suddenly cause an ethical tragedy.
Back in the wing, he changed into the armor in front of the bronze mirror, and the more he changed Fluttershy, the more suspicious she became, this armor fit well on her body, but it was too exposed, and it was too close-fitting to show what should not be exposed, and it would be too embarrassing to walk in front of the public in the armor.
Fortunately, the helmet attached to the armor can cover the head and face, only the chin is exposed, and he is not afraid of being recognized.
Fluttershy said that she deserves to be a womanizer, and she doesn't know where a famous mountain and river she opened a cultivation dojo and let a female disciple dress like this, which is really undignified, but I am afraid that she is also a scum in the cultivation realm among the immortals.
When she puts on her helmet and looks at the bronze mirror, Fluttershy feels like a big black cat that has refined into a human, and the long black whip is like a black cat's flicking tail.
However, she unexpectedly felt that she was also very good-looking, her clothes and armor were extremely tight, and her body curves were highlighted, looking mysterious, mighty, agile, and seductive.
Fluttershy walked out of the wing room with some twists and came to Luo Feng, who smiled when he saw it: "Sure enough, this image is the most suitable for you, if you walk the rivers and lakes in the future, you must wear this armor to show the majesty of our faction." ”
Fluttershy clasped her hands to her chest, she felt that dressing like this was even more embarrassing than naked, and shook her head, "Master, I can't walk through the rivers and lakes if I don't dress like this, and it's strange that the rumors don't pass me on as a demon girl!" ”
Luo Feng smiled and said: "What's wrong with being a demon girl, only men are afraid of being a demon girl!" Do you want to be a beautiful butterfly caught in the pages of a book and dried? ”
Fluttershy's heart moves, and the arm holding her chest is lowered, making it seem much more natural.
Luo Feng said: "This is the widow of a friend of mine, it is a black cat spirit in shape, a fur turned into this armor, a tail into that whip, you have obtained her treasure, but also inherit her will, from now on you will let the name of 'Cat Woman' spread in the rivers and lakes." ”
Catwoman?
Fluttershy recalls that she was wearing this tight armor, and the truth is that she is a big black cat, but she is afraid that she will not have to go out of her way to spread the name of "Catwoman", and with the habit of giving nicknames to others, nine out of ten will be called "Catwoman".
Luo Feng stared at Fluttershy, who was dressed as Catwoman, for a long time, shook his head and said, "You don't look like a god, you lack Catwoman's self-confidence and uninhibitedness, and you still need to be trained by your teacher...... Ahem, teach. ”
Fluttershy's ears are pointed, and when she hears the word Luo Feng utter before pretending to cough, her heart soars with vigilance, and she stares at the cheap master with suspicious eyes, and her heart must not be taken advantage of by him.
Luo Feng said, "Fluttershy, you seem to like butterflies very much?" ”
Fluttershy nodded.
Luo Feng said again: "Then do you like cats that pounce when you see butterflies?" ”
Fluttershy shook her head and said, "The cat is not familiar with it, it was still in your arms the day before, and it ran away the next day, and after a few days, it suddenly ran back to beg for food, and it was hot and cold, and it was uneasy to leave." ”
Luo Feng said meaningfully: "In the eyes of that playboy, aren't you just a cat?" Why can you use a cat's attitude to a dude, but you don't dare to use a cat's attitude to the person who has hurt you? ”
Fluttershy is asked, not sure how to answer.
Luo Feng said: "You actually have the nature of a cat, but you are suppressed by the shadows, let the teacher help you release your nature, so that you dare to show a cat posture to any man." ”
Fluttershy is stunned that if she can act like a cat to all men, wouldn't all men be as fascinated as dudes?
Will she be that kind of woman? Fluttershy can't help but look forward to it.