Chapter 36: Killing the Male God
Luo Feng said: "Have you never thought of not relying on men, and only relying on your own strength to change everything?" ”
Fluttershy smiled, indifferently, just tugging at the corners of her mouth slightly, as if she had no strength to laugh, but had to be amused by Luo Feng's words.
Luo Feng continued: "I won't help you kill people, and I can't protect you half a step, but I can give you strength." ”
Fluttershy's eyes widened as if she had seen a fairy, and she simply asked, "Are you a fairy?" ”
Luo Feng nodded and said, "Yes!" ”
Fluttershy's eyes widened and watery, but she looked at Luo Feng like she was looking at a magic stick.
Luo Feng sighed helplessly: "Why does no one believe me when I tell the truth?" ”
Fluttershy scoffed, "The gods look like this? Leave at least three feet of long beard, change into a robe and carry the fairy sword again. ”
Luo Feng stroked the non-existent white beard and said leisurely: "It's just a skin, mortals are just blinded by color and can't see through the air." Is it unusual for me to be an immortal? There are also immortals with leprosy heads, mud all over their bodies, broken hats, broken shoes, and broken fans, and there are immortals who are lame on crutches, and even immortals who have become beautiful women rubbing big cars......"
Fluttershy is also a woman who reads poetry, and she knows that Lu Renjia is talking about the Living Buddha of Jigong, Tie Guan Li, and Huo De Xingjun. It is not impossible for immortals to change their images to transform ordinary people, and it is not impossible to use the image of a young man with blood and qi to transform a young woman.
Fluttershy is still skeptical, "Immortals will come to the mortal world to insult girls?" ”
Luo Feng's eyes crooked and said, "I'm a lustful immortal." ”
Fluttershy surprises, "Immortals are too?" ”
Luo Feng said: "That's not it, there are still immortals who are indecent to Chang'e, and there are those who go down to catch the queen as the lady of the village, our Central Plains is strictly controlled from above, the river crab god is powerful, and there are few lustful immortals." There are still immortals in the extreme west who have become bulls to hook up with beauties, red apricots go out of the wall, and even have their own daughters, brothers, mothers, granddaughters, grandfathers, and grandmothers, that's called a mess. ”
Fluttershy knows that it is Zhu Bajie who is insulting Chang'e, and he is an immortal, and it is the Bodhisattva's mount Golden Retriever who goes down to catch the queen as the lady of the village, which is not an immortal, but barely a fairy beast.
She doesn't know the legend of the immortals in the extreme west, and she is worthy of being an immortal if she looks like that, she is simply a group of beasts!
Luo Feng continued: "A lustful immortal is best a teacher, I know another lustful immortal, and his own skills are average, but the ability of the disciple is called a powerful one, and if you are a good apprentice of a lustful immortal, you guarantee that you will not suffer losses, you will not be fooled, and you will not learn for free in the next period." ”
Fluttershy squints at him, and the more she thinks she's talking nonsense.
Luo Feng didn't seem to see Fluttershy's disdainful gaze, and continued: "Every apprentice of that lustful immortal is extremely strong, and the first apprentice, known as the 'Golden Flash', shuttles through space like a leisurely stroll, which is much more powerful than the little Taoist priest in Maoshan who can only pass through walls. The remaining brothers formed a secret organization, originally intended to defend the earth and maintain world peace, but in the end they were deceived and used, and almost perished, even their master lecherous immortal was powerless to stop it, guess what the lascivious immortal would do? ”
Fluttershy said coldly, "What happened to him?" ”
Luo Feng said: "The lustful immortal has accepted another apprentice, and that apprentice's qualifications are still very poor, and even his IQ is a little problematic, and he is a stupid apprentice with a straight intestine." I never thought that since that stupid apprentice followed the lustful immortal, his skills have improved by leaps and bounds, and he has cultivated a supreme immortal technique in more than three years, and he defeated all the brothers and sisters, and also defeated the mastermind behind the use of his brothers and saved the entire ninja world! ”
After telling the story, Luo Feng cleared his throat and said to Fluttershy, "Now there is a lustful fairy standing in front of you, who has a fate with you, and wants to enlighten you and accept you as an apprentice. ”
Fluttershy grimaced, "Are there girls among the lecherous fairy's apprentices?" ”
Luo Feng was stunned for a moment, thought for a moment, slapped his face and said, "Why not, there is one, the name is Xiao Nan!" ”
Fluttershy says, "That girl named Xiao Nan is afraid that she is a mother-in-law, Zhongli and an ugly monster, right?" ”
Luo Feng shook his head and said, "Miss Xiaonan is a great beauty with an excellent temperament and a gentle personality!" ”
Fluttershy says, "Then Miss Nan didn't fall victim to the fairy's thieves?" ”
Luo Feng said embarrassedly: "When the lustful immortal was Xiao Nan's master, Xiao Nan was still young and still a child, although the lustful immortal was a little lustful, he wouldn't do it like this." ”
Fluttershy says, "I'm not a kid, I have kids. ”
Luo Feng muttered unhappily: "A few pieces of tofu in exchange for your skills, you are still picky, other little girls cry and shout and beg me, I still don't bother to eat it." ”
Fluttershy takes a deep breath, knowing that she can't beat him, and that she can only endure being fooled like this, she smiles and says, "Then this lustful fairy brother, Fluttershy is mortal in the flesh, and she has eyes that don't know Tarzan, if you show your fairy magic to open Fluttershy's eyes, Fluttershy will believe it." ”
Luo Feng said: "It's simple! ”
As soon as he clapped his hands, a bamboo dragonfly played by a child appeared in the palm of his hand, put the bamboo dragonfly on top of his head, the blades spun rapidly, and Luo Feng's figure slowly floated up and floated in the air!
Fluttershy is amazed that this man is truly a god who can fly!
Luo Feng is a master of the martial arts side, and his martial arts have reached the realm of transformation, surpassing the great masters of the Tang world, and reaching the realm of breaking through the innate seeking to shatter the void.
However, there is a big flaw on the martial arts side, unless you reach the peak of high martial arts, you can gain the ability to fly and travel the world.
Even if you have reached the middle and high-level martial arts realm of the high-level martial arts world such as the Legend of the Son of Heaven and the Divine Soldier Xuanqi, if you want to fly, you still have to rely on the divine weapons and magic weapons.
But it is not as good as the magic side, the cultivation side and the ability side masters, the realm is not high, but the flight is only idle.
If he wants to fly, he still has to rely on mounts, vehicles, or black technology.
In the narrow indoor space, Luo Feng couldn't find a suitable prop to take off for a while, and remembered that there was a bamboo dragonfly from the robot cat world in the storage space, so he used it.
Luo Feng's body hung in the air, and he chanted loudly: "When you travel alone, you sit alone, and the infinite world doesn't know me, only the old tree spirit in the south of the city clearly knows that the gods have passed." ”
He danced around the room and continued to chant poetry: "Swimming in the North Sea, the green snake in his sleeve is bold. The three people who entered Yueyang did not know, and Lang Yin flew over Dongting Lake. ”
Yin Ba stroked the non-existent beard and laughed loudly: "Hahahaha......"
It's really a magnificent, elegant and unearthly fairy bearing!
However, he was handsome for only three seconds, and he was flying happily, he accidentally lost his balance, couldn't control the bamboo dragonfly, hit the ceiling headlong, poked his head into the roof rubble, and kicked his legs for a while, but found that his head was stuck tightly, and it was useless to kick his legs, so he simply stopped struggling, and his legs hung down quietly.
Although the bamboo dragonfly is a children's vehicle in the 22nd century, not everyone can use it, even if it is a children's bicycle, if you want to ride skillfully, you have to go through a period of practice.
This bamboo dragonfly Luo Feng has also been used once or twice, and he took it out coldly to be handsome, but he was careless and lost his front hooves, and this time he was embarrassed and embarrassed.
Fluttershy's mouth was so open that her jaw was about to fall to the ground, she never expected that today the fairy ran to her house and said that she would take her as an apprentice, but one accidentally crashed into the eaves of her house.