Siru killed the Roc bird.

The Roc bird's head is so hard.

Siru returned the nine-tooth nail rake to Bajie.

"Find someone to take care of it."

Bajie wanted to cry without tears, and the rake turned his teeth.

"Brother Monkey, you beat the Buddha's own uncle to death."

Siru sighed and replied, the Son of Heaven is guilty of the same crime as the common people.

Eight Precepts: ......

Siru: ...... Don't understand?

Then explain it again in the Buddhist language.

All beings are equal.

Eight Precepts: ......

Siru: ...... Still don't understand?

The bitter sea is endless, and it is the shore that turns back.

understand?

Eight Precepts: ......

Siru squinted at him, disdainful.

Usually tell you to read more books, but you don't listen, you want to tease women, you deserve not to understand.

When Siru taught the eight precepts, the Buddha arrived.

The big fat man with curly hair suddenly appeared in the sky.

There are many Buddhas and many bodhisattvas who appear together.

Guanyin Bodhisattva was wearing a white veil and holding a jade bottle in his hand, looking at Siru's expression was very pitiful and compassionate.

Siru: ......

What did my sister do, I need your ladyboy sympathy.

Not accepted.

Rebound.

Sympathize with you.

is neither male nor female, and he does not dare to reveal his true body.

It's like celebrities don't dare to wear no makeup.

Idol baggage is very important.

Guanyin Bodhisattva, as the face of the Buddha world, has a heavy burden.

The Buddha's voice revealed a strange majesty, and he asked where the Siru Dapeng bird was.

Siru pointed to the pile of dusty scum on the ground, "Oh, that's not?" ”

Buddha:......

Unbelievable.

I was stunned.

It's not because the Roc bird died.

It's the slag on the ground.

The Buddha calculated that the Dapeng bird disappeared, but he didn't know that it was dead and dead.

The face changed color.

couldn't help but ask Siru why he killed him.

The tone has changed.

It's a bit of a rush.

Siru heard the feeling of being angry and ruined.

But it doesn't matter.

Pointing at Tang Seng, "Oh, he wants to eat my master." ”

Buddha:......

"Then you shouldn't have killed him."

said that Dapeng belonged to Lingshan, or was he Rulai's relative, and when he encountered this kind of thing, Siru should come to him, and he would solve it.

That's what it means.

Siru is noncommittal.

Find you to solve.

How to fix it.

It's not just to take the bird away, because Dapeng has a merit in blocking Tang Seng, and you directly promote the bird from the mount to the left and right hand.

Since then, the Dapeng bird has turned over and the serf has sung it.

Get out of the lowly class.

"No, no, Buddha, what you said is not right, this bird wants to eat my master, I naturally can't tolerate him, besides, why bother others when I can do it. It is said that my grandson is not as brave as he was back then, and he will go to heaven to rescue soldiers when something happens. My grandson has to make a name for himself. My master is a mortal, but after a poor trip, he attracted so many monsters to covet it, and if he didn't put me in the eyes of the Monkey King, wouldn't my grandson be angry, and he had to kill chickens and monkeys, oh, no, it was to kill chickens and make an example of demons. ”

"If you want to deter, you have to find the most powerful one. This bird is not bad, hum, I think that with the Buddha you dare to do whatever you want in the background, the Buddha you are the most righteous and upright, and you must also be angry for my master and apprentice. ”

Buddha:......

Not.

But, what Siru said is not right?

No.

Siru's words are reasonable.

You can't make it clear that this Dapeng was sent by the Buddha to stop you from waiting.

Won't eat Tang Seng.

It's just to give him a little trouble.

The purpose is similar to Tang Seng.

It's just going through the motions, plated with gold.

When the time comes, reward him above board.

The status of his uncle is too low, and his face as a Buddha is not good-looking.

Seek personal gain by learning from experience.

None of these words can be said.

Even if everyone knows it in their hearts.

It's embarrassing to say it.

I could only shake my head, saying that Siru's heart was too heavy to kill.

Then he said a bunch of nonsense, and Siru didn't understand a word.

He simply plucked his ears out to the side.

Buddha:......

Pursed his lips, "Wukong, you're dissatisfied. ”

Tang Seng knelt with his head bowed and shouted in a low voice, "Wukong, Wukong." ”

Siru: Call Sister Ni.

Tang:......

Siru said of course I was dissatisfied.

Buddhas: ......

Under normal circumstances, shouldn't we bow our heads and admit our mistakes and strive for leniency?

Siru: Where is Lao Tzu wrong?

Buddhas: You killed the Buddha's uncle.

Siru sneered.

Uncle.

Whose uncle is this?

Fake it.

Buddha:......

This monkey is so naughty.

Siru pointed to the Lion Camel City behind him.

"Look at that city, it's full of monsters. Do you know where all the people who used to live in it have gone? Hehe, they were all eaten by our Buddha's uncle. ”

"I'm doing harm to the people. Tell me what my grandson did wrong. ”

Buddhas: ......

Of course they know it.

But dare not say.

Secretly look at the Buddha.

The face of the Buddha sank like water.

The face is ugly.

Not at all kind and merciful.

It's kind of scary.

"You don't care about the broken bird eating countless people, but my grandson helped you solve it, but blame me, it's not that bird eats people, it's actually at your behest. Otherwise, why is there such a battle, and the way Xingshi asks about sin, it doesn't look like he came to say goodbye to my old grandson. ”

The Buddhas bowed their heads and said nothing.

No one dared to talk.

It is wrong to admit it or not to admit it.

On one side is Rulai, on the other hand, it is the mouth of the people, and it is their own Buddha heart.

Not people inside and out.

Rulai didn't dare to answer, only said that Si Ru had sharp teeth and sharp mouth.

Siru: What's wrong?

The monkey not only has sharp teeth and sharp mouth, but also has sharp beak and gills.

"You're right to say that my grandson is wrong about this."

If you don't answer.

It is said that Siru is too murderous, and I am afraid that I will not be able to become a Buddha.

Siru: Threat?

Heh, whatever.

sneered, "On the way to learn from the scriptures, how many monsters have my grandson killed, you haven't said a word, just stop, and my grandson won't do it in the future." ”

Tang:......

Don't, apprentice.

You have to think about how you feel about being a teacher.

Buddhas: ......

There's a sense of shooting yourself in the foot.

If you come to fold your hands.

"Amitabha, good, good."

Siru sneered, "I am not as tolerant and generous as the Buddha, the Buddha can respect the peacock that eats countless people as his mother, and my grandson can't worship the father and the enemy as the father." ”

"They all say that all beings are equal, heh, it's just empty talk."

When the peacock was born, it ate countless people, and even the Buddha himself was not spared.

Fortunately, he broke his back and did not want to eliminate harm for the people, but respected the peacock as his mother.

The peacock did a great evil, but became the mother of the Buddha.

And what about those who died in vain.

So many people.

They all did something wrong.

They live in peace and ease, and they provoke whom.

The Buddha stood in the vision of God and look, this is a swarm of ants, how pitiful.

And just a sigh.

His equals are peacocks.

Only those who are equal in strength are qualified to say equality.

All beings are equal,.

Dapeng eats people, and these Buddhas also turn a blind eye.

Because the people who are eaten are nothing more than ants in their eyes.

Who will shed tears for ants.

Who cares about ants.

Si Ru said that you especially recognize the thief as your mother, you are a fake Buddha, fake benevolence and false righteousness, full of benevolence and morality, in fact, it is hypocrisy.

The Buddha was forced by Siru to retreat, so he had to say, "You killed Dapeng, I can accuse you, how many complaints you have." ”

Siru also knows that she can't be too urgent, this big boss is very awesome.

He bowed his head and said, "I misunderstood, thinking that you are here to ask for sin, I'm sorry." My bad. ”

Buddha:......

I want to hit someone.

No, monkeys.

I probably have a disease that makes me want to fight when I see a monkey.

It's late.

Although for Siru, it was just a dead bird.

But it's actually quite shocking.

And the impact is also large.

No matter what, Dapeng is Rulai's uncle, but Dapeng does do a lot of evil.

There are many immortals who do evil.

There are also many bullies.

But all in private.

It's really just that on the surface.

This one piece is sensational enough.

Anyway, the gods in the sky are watching.

Watching a play.

Hurry up and watch.

Oh, by the way, there's also the sister of Dapeng's mother, Peacock.

Rulai is also very aggrieved.

Be fair.

Biased thinking is reasonable.

Dapeng bird mutilated innocent, deserved it, and deserved it.

Immortal, how can the ants of the whole city eaten by him count.

Immortality, the Buddha who keeps saying that the Buddha loves the world, and all living beings are equal.

Immortality, such as the mouth of my Buddha's compassion, how to count.

And the merciful goodness and goodness.

It's wrong.

If you come to experience the taste of sandwich biscuits.

In the end, I had to admit it.

But still to punish Siru.

"You kill too much, it is contrary to my Buddha, and you will not be consummated."

It means that the monkey has blood on his hands and cannot become a Buddha.

It is equivalent to that this sutra was taken in vain.

Be a free bodyguard.

Siru: "In that case, then my grandson doesn't need to learn from the scriptures, and he can go back to my Monkey Mountain." ”

Tathagata:......

No.

In order to make up for your sins, you still have to continue to protect Tang Seng and learn scriptures.

Siru: Oh.

Tathagata:......

Please follow the script.

Siru: Should I be grateful to Dade?

Tathagata:...... Isn't it?

Siru: I don't think so.

That's the end of the matter anyway.

Siru killed a bird and ruined the chance of becoming a Buddha.

It's annoying to look at her, and she leaves quickly after speaking.

Siru shouted to the sky, "Buddha, don't patronize the chanting, from time to time you still have to walk the bird......"

Buddha:......

Anyway, except for Siru, it's quite embarrassing.

"Oh, by the way, I don't know which of you raised the beast and got lost again, just on the way to my master to take the Western Meridian, oh, it's the lion camel ridge, it looks like a lion and an elephant, anyway, we're leaving, it's useless for them to guard there, go claim it, otherwise others will think it's wild."

Buddhas: ......

This monkey is so bad.

Siru: Is it swollen, do you want me to lead the way?

Don't do it.

There were piles of corpses.

My grandson didn't want to go.

Lion Camel Ridge.

Cadaver Dolin.

Look at the good things that the beasts of heaven have done.

Anyway, the two bodhisattvas of Manjushri and Puxian are quite embarrassed.

I can't wait to find a hole in the ground to get into.

The outside of Lion's Camel Ridge was full of corpses.

In the air.

Lying on the ground, hanging from the trees.

A big mess.

It's scary.

The immortals and bodhisattvas who followed were stunned.

The Buddhists were stunned.

The Taoist laughter is crazy.

Siru: Now I have to play.

Tang monks take scriptures and seem to be spreading Buddhist culture.

But in essence, it is also a kind of competition with Taoist culture.

To put it in layman's terms, it is to fight for territory and incense.

People fight for a breath, and Buddha fights for a stick of incense.

Makes sense.

People have to eat, and the gods and bodhisattvas have to enjoy offerings.

Actually, it's all the same.

People in the world believe in Buddhism because my Buddha is compassionate and compassionate.

But look at Lion Camel Ridge, this is called mercy, this is called mercy?

This is similar to some e-commerce activities, the slogan is loud, one fold, two folds, one and a half folds, full reduction, full reduction, full reduction, five discounts, and five discounts, and the firepower is full to send benefits, balabala.

Catch everyone's eye.

Then click in to take a look, slot, it's really a fold and two folds, that is, the price has been picked up more than one or two times.

The socks that were originally priced at nine dollars were adjusted to one hundred and nine.

The discount is higher than the original price.

The flowers are beautiful, but who knew that there were corpses buried underground.

This is called compassion.

It's really funny.

Cultivating Buddhas and cultivating minds, I don't know what kind of mind these perfect bodhisattvas cultivate.

The animals in the house are all fierce beasts.

The immortals sighed, probably with murderous intent.

But it's hypocrisy.

Youxian smiled and said, "My Buddha is compassionate." ”

Bodhisattvas: ......

It feels so humiliating.

They all left first on the grounds that something was wrong.

Manjushri subdued the lion and elephant and left in a hurry.

Since then, the reputation of the Buddhas of Lingshan has fallen to the extreme.

It has become synonymous with pseudo-Buddha.

However, Tang Seng's study of scriptures continues.

But it obviously went a lot smoother.

Siru is very satisfied.

Killing chickens is very effective.

At least the monsters encountered on the road are not the kind of ones that have a backstage.

The Celestial Dragons above the clouds did not dare to release their beasts anymore.

I thought it was just a farce.

As a result, the losses were huge.

This monkey came for real.

Moreover, it seems that the strength of the monkey is stronger than it was five hundred years ago.

Siru nodded, yes.

She cultivates now when she has nothing to do, and she cultivates when she has nothing to do.

Talent plus hard work, and a world full of aura.

You have to improve.

If it's not a little stronger, maybe I'll be killed at some point.

There is no way to fight back.

Seconds.

What a pity.

Born with spiritual creatures.

Innate spirituality.

The existence of the heavens.

The road is much calmer, but you will still encounter youkai.

Siru directly hugged the golden hoop stick and asked which animal it was.

Monster:......

Anyway, there was a backstage who was so scared that he ran away.

If you don't have a backstage, you can run, and if you can't run away, you kneel and beg for mercy.

Great Sage, I'm just a little goblin, who came out to forage.

No, no, no, it's not that you want to eat your master.

I'm a vegetarian, yes, vegetarian, and I'm going to get some wild fruits and vegetables to eat.

Really, really, truly, truer than gold. I'll go all the way, the kind that doesn't even show my face in the whole play, let me go, let me go.

Siru, then you can go.

Leprechaun: ......

I think I heard it wrong.

Siru: Don't roll yet?

The little goblin nodded hurriedly, and this is the one to get out.

Then it just curled up in a ball and rolled out.

But there are some things that Siru still can't do, such as wind and rain.

Fighting, she's fine.

But this delicate work can't be done.

No way.

I still have to go to heaven to move the rescuers.

By the way, it hasn't rained in a certain place for a long time.

Then the thunder god and lightning mother wind god rain god, right away, the great sage, please take a seat, the great sage, you wait.

The guy picked it up and started drying.

Get.

Don't forget to remind you that it will rain on time in the future.

Don't just play mahjong and build the Great Wall.

Gods: ......

Yes, yes, you are right, you are right, you are slow.

Very respectful.

The one sitting on the dragon chair said that half of the Buddhist family was destroyed by monkeys, and this is a lesson. Anyway, you have to be more careful in doing things, and you have to be especially careful when facing monkeys.

If he comes up for help, nothing important will follow him, and his attitude will be better.

Don't mess with him.

The dog jumps over the wall in a hurry, and the rabbit bites when he is in a hurry.

But if he provokes this monkey, he wants to turn the sky upside down.

Maybe it won't be half the country at that time.

In the final analysis, the two schools of Buddhism and Taoism are still opponents.

Learning scriptures is a matter of Buddhism, and it has nothing to do with their Taoism, and they used to agree to create some obstacles on the way to learn scriptures, but it was for monkeys, and the dead monkeys made trouble in the heavenly palace five hundred years ago, which really disgraced the face of heaven.

But forget it for now.

To die.

Look at the tragic condition of the roc bird.

Pathetic.

This monkey has no affection at all, and is fearless.

The barefoot are not afraid to wear shoes.

The gods not only wear shoes, but also carry the burden of idols.

It's good to just watch the show.