Chapter 560

I saw Lan Linfeng raise his eyebrows confidently and said, "A warden said to a person who was about to be executed: What do you want? He said, "I want to eat lychees." Warden said: This season did not pull! He said: It's okay, I can wait."

“... ...”

"Isn't it funny?" Lan Linfeng continued to search his intestines and scrape his belly, "A person who rides a motorcycle likes to wear clothes backwards, that is, he buttons it at the back to block the wind." One day he was drunk driving, flipped over, and fell headlong on the side of the road. When the police arrived... Officer A: What a serious car accident.... Officer B: yes, my head hit the back. Officer A: Well, there's still breathing, let's help him turn his head back. Officer B: Okay..... One or two made a hard effort, and turned back. Officer A: Oh.... Didn't breathe anymore......"

“... ...?” Looking at Lan Linfeng's smiling appearance, I was depressed, why didn't I want to laugh at all? The eyes are sour to death.

Lan Linfeng sighed helplessly, "This is the last one I know, listen up!" As he spoke, Lan Linfeng took a deep breath and said, "The Demon King said, 'Princess, you cut your throat, no one will come to save you!' The princess was obedient and immediately shouted, 'Cut throat!' No one immediately answered, 'Princess! I'm here to save you!' The Demon King was angry, 'What the hell..' The ghost wondered, 'Who found me?' Who's rolling their eyes in boredom, 'What's the matter with me?' The Demon King has committed suicide......"

"Aha..." A burst of laughter like a silver bell rippled out, don't get me wrong, it's not me who is laughing, I look at Xi Ying like a monster "Is it funny?" ”

"Hahaha... Roar, roar, roar... Wait for me to slow down, whew......"Xi Ying took a breath, and then said breathlessly, "It's because you laugh too high."

"Really?" How did I not know about this?

Yang Qihao held back a smile and said, "Actually, it's all fine"

But after they made a fuss, the sad feelings were finally diluted a little, and I waved my hand, "Forget it, probably, don't tell jokes, where are we going?" ”

"Go home!" My mother's hand grabbed my wrist almost immediately, and she seemed to be terrified, afraid that I was now a phantom, and that it would shatter at the touch of it.

"Okay, go home, just... I don't remember, we walked this way" I looked around vigilantly, although my ability to get lost was first-rated, but I still had an impression of the places I had walked, the signs of things, and I didn't find the hut along the way, isn't it doubtful?

"Ah, it's the road, look, isn't that our cabin sheltered from the rain?" Whatever you want, you can come, Lin Linyun and Qiang Hao seemed to be extremely excited when they saw the wooden house, pulled their parents, and excitedly introduced, "Mom, uncle and aunt, look!" When we entered the mountain, we were sheltered from the rain" Qiang Hao smiled and said, "That's right, that's right, it's this road"

Lin Linyun held her parents' hands, her face was full of excitement, "Parents, there was thunder at that time, if it wasn't for Qiang Hao, I would have been scared to death."

Lin Dad Lin Ma is very useful, "Well, Qiang Hao is a good boy"

Qiang Hao's mother said with a smile, "Where, where, Xiaoyun, this child, it's good, to be able to marry her, my son is simply a blessing from the previous life."

"I can't stand it," I quietly pulled out my hand, "I'll go and see first"

"Be careful to run" mother's admonition, sounded at the right time.

I pause and smile "Okay"

The cabin was no different from when it was gone, everything was in tatters, the campfire on the ground had long since turned black, and there were many dead branches and leaves scattered around, presumably leaking in from those large holes where they could stick their heads out.

"Is this really the reality?" Seeing this scene, I couldn't help but put the name of a suspicious ghost on myself.

"Well, it seems to have come out" Lan Linfeng leaned in front of the door, the sunlight shining in from behind him, gilding him with a layer of golden light, which looked a little unreal.

"I didn't expect it to be so simple, I was worried for a while, I was really blind" Luo Yan's little head poked out of the window, and said with some regret, "This is the first task given to me by my grandfather, and it's over before I can enjoy it."

"Who can tell me what is going on in this child's head all day?"

Lan Linfeng smiled gently, "Don't worry, there will be opportunities in the future, this time I should be familiar with it"

"That's right, although I haven't figured out what's going on yet, as long as everyone is safe, Xiao Xiao's girl will be Amitabha Buddha without loss, there are many opportunities, Brother Feng, you can't forget me, I've long wanted to see the strength of the guardian, idol!" Luo Yan's eyes were almost shining stars, and the whole thing was a precursor to a teenager.