Chapter 824: Winning Magic, Be a Baby!
"Stinky boy, don't hurry up and cook. I made yesterday's dinner, and the breakfast will be yours later! ”
Hearing the shouts of the "female devil" early in the morning, Tong Yan opened his eyes a little helplessly.
He slept well this night, and he could finally live a normal life, although it was a bit hard, but it was also a kind of experience.
Getting up from the haystack, he walked dizzily towards the door. But when he just opened the door and saw the female devil, the other party broke out into undisguised ridicule.
"Haha...... It's so funny, how did you become like this? Oops, it's ridiculous. Little, haha......"
Little? Hearing the "female devil" say this, he looked at himself. At this glance, he was completely dumbfounded.
He is not afraid of the dark, and it is nothing for a man to be black. But it can't be so dark, right? It felt like I had just crawled out of the coal. But the problem is, there are only haystacks in the kitchen, and where are the coal piles? Besides, it's not dyed black at all, and it can't be washed off or rubbed off. More like ...... More like poisoning!
He pondered for a moment, and suddenly thought of what he had eaten yesterday. It is impossible for greens and sweet potatoes to be a problem, because the "female devil" is eaten with them. Aside from the greens and sweet potatoes, there were only the pills I had taken last night and the strange red grass. It's not good, it's just that there is something wrong with the pill and the strange grass.
Thinking of this, Tong Yan immediately asked, "Sister, what kind of pill and spirit grass did you give me last night?" Are they poisonous? ”
As soon as these words came out, the "female devil" suddenly became angry. "Toxic? Then why didn't you poison you? I was kind enough to replenish your body, but you even suspected me of poisoning you? What about me? Don't be ignorant of good people's hearts, if you think I'm vicious, then you can go to Old Man Leng and sue me. The old lady just doesn't want to wait, you can go wherever you like! ”
Tong Yan was a little speechless and a little regretful. In fact, he shouldn't have asked like this, although this "female devil" has lived for thousands of years, she has always regarded herself as a young girl. Love to call people and love to play with temper are all manifestations of immaturity of the mind.
With such a sensitive woman, he must be careful when he speaks, because maybe any sentence will arouse the anger of the "female devil".
But what should he do now? Is it really gone? Isn't that equivalent to completely tearing up the face of the "female devil"?
Fortunately, the skin is only darkening now, and there is nothing wrong with the body, but how can we alleviate the current atmosphere?
Tong Yan pondered for a while, and finally came up with a way.
The three magic weapons of a woman to subdue a man, one cry, two troubles and three hangings. As a child, it is definitely not okay to make trouble and hang yourself, so the only thing left is to cry.
Tong Yan knows that the time to test his superb acting skills has come, and whether he can "tame" this "female devil" is here.
He brewed his emotions for a while, and then pinched his thigh hard, and the thigh hurt so much that he finally cried "wow".
He cried so loudly that the "female devil" who was still angry was stunned all of a sudden.
After all, the "female devil" is a woman, and women are naturally prone to the brilliance of motherhood. Seeing a child crying so sadly, how could she not be soft-hearted.
"Okay, okay, good, don't cry. I'm just casually saying, where can I drive you away? Be obedient, I'll make you something to eat later. Otherwise, I'll take you to Saburo's house to play. There are so many strange things about him that you will love. Oops, baby, stop crying. I beg you......"
Tong Yan deliberately cried loudly a few more times, but he didn't think about it, grandma's, crying so hard, he felt dizzy in his head, and he fell directly to the ground.
By the time he reopened his eyes, it was already afternoon. This time he did not continue to lie on the haystack in the kitchen, but on a large bed that was soft and full of aroma.
This is the boudoir of the "female devil" Zhu Dan, Tong Yan came yesterday, but he didn't expect that he would be lucky enough to sleep in such a comfortable bed. It seems that this time the cry was not in vain, at least this "female devil" knew that she felt sorry for him.
Regrettably, however, he was still black, like a child in Africa, but he was fat, otherwise he would look even more pitiful.
He took a deep breath and decided to get up, just as the door was pushed open, and a tempting aroma immediately wafted into his nose, making him a little hungry for a while.
"Little one, you're awake, you're scared to death. Tell me about you, aren't you a Skywalker? Why is it so unproductive? Okay, I won't talk about you. Come, I'll make you soup and drink it while it's hot. ”
It turned out to be a soup boiled by the "female devil", no wonder it was so fragrant. To be honest, the craftsmanship of this "female devil" is still quite good, and yesterday's dinner proved it. Although the smell of the grass is a little weird, it is all Tong Yan's own sin, and no one else is to blame.
If there are no special "accessories", the food cooked by this "female devil" is still quite delicious.
Seeing the "female devil" walking in front of him with a bowl, Tong Yan didn't care about any acting skills, and sat up directly.
Seeing this, the "female devil" giggled and said: "You said that you, your body is too weak, you can cry and faint, and if you don't make up for it well, how can you become the strongest Skywalker in the future?" You can't lose our Skywalker's face, remember? ”
Tong Yan nodded lightly and said, "Sister, I remember!" ”
"Well, that's good! Come, sister, feed you, this soup is not salty, but it is sweet, as sweet as honey. I also added spiritual grass to it, but it was a big supplement. Come on, open your mouth! ”
Tong Yan wanted to come by himself, but the "female devil" finally became kind, he still enjoyed it honestly, otherwise he would have to be scolded again.
After drinking a bowl of soup sweetly, Tong Yan felt that he had strength all over his body. It seems that the "female devil" is indeed proficient in pharmacology, does her skin darkening really have nothing to do with her?
Idle, while the female demon went to wash the dishes, he got out of bed alone, and then walked to the courtyard.
The whole body is comfortable, and it is better to move the body.
He directly hit a set of long punches, his body was active, and when he was about to practice other mortal martial arts, he didn't expect Di Fanchen to come.
"Hey, my precious apprentice, what's the matter with you? Did you fall into the inkwell? Why is it so dark? ”
Hearing this, Tong Yan was a little embarrassed, but he still saluted obediently: "The disciple has seen Master Fanchen!" ”
"Well, good. Master is here today, firstly, to see you, and secondly, to send you something. I think this thing, you're sure to like it. ”
It's so good, I brought a gift for the first time, and Tong Yan is still looking forward to it.
But when Di Fanchen took out his gift, Tong Yan's eyes widened suddenly.
What did he send?