Chapter 825: Flattered, Lingzhi Mutates!
"Master Fanchen, what is this? Could it be a human skull? As Tong Yan said, what Di Fanchen took out from behind him was a skull, not only that, but this skull was covered with blood, and it looked bloody.
He would give Tong Yan such a gift, which made Tong Yan really a little confused.
Hearing this, Di Fanchen laughed and said, "Skull? This is not a skull! This is a great tonic, and you are weak now, so you can use it just right. Come, take it! ”
Although Tong Yan was a little disgusted, Di Fanchen was kind after all. Whether it was a human skull or not, he could only keep it now.
Unexpectedly, when he took over the "skull" from Di Fanchen's hands, he found that this was really not a skull. Because this thing is soft, and what's even more incredible is that this thing can still move.
Tong Yan held this strange thing like a skull with both hands, his expression was very complicated, just imagine, whoever holds a moving and soft skull with both hands, I'm afraid they will have a numb scalp and feel uncomfortable.
Tong Yan really wanted to throw this thing far away, but Di Fanchen said that it was a big supplement, and it was a pity to throw it away in vain.
"Master Fanchen, thank you! Now, can you tell me, what the hell is it? ”
Before Di Fanchen could speak, Zhu Dan's voice sounded behind Tong Yan.
"This is called human head Ganoderma lucidum, similar to Tai Sui, although the quality is average, but it is also a rare supplement. Big man, where did you get that? We don't have such a thing in the Valley of Death, do we? ”
The big man is naturally talking about Di Fanchen, he has a height of nearly two meters, and there is nothing wrong with the big man.
Hearing this, Di Fanchen smiled and said: "Of course I picked it, in order to replenish the body of the little apprentice, I have been trekking through mountains and rivers for a long time." Disciple, you have to remember Master's kindness to you in the future, otherwise I will be cold. ”
When Zhu Dan heard this, he immediately unceremoniously debunked: "You picked it?" Where was it harvested? Tell me about it! If you want me to see, I'm afraid you used things to find those demon spirits and evil spirits in exchange, right? ”
Di Fanchen scratched the back of his head and said with a little embarrassment: "Alas, I really can't hide anything from you." That's right, this is indeed what I went to Dongkoushan to find someone to change. But I at least have this heart, and it's better than everyone else's moves, right? ”
As soon as he finished speaking, he didn't expect a peaceful male voice to come from outside the hospital.
"Big man, what are you chewing here, how do you know we don't have this heart? It's true that you care about your apprentices, but you can't say we don't. Just to highlight yourself and belittle us, aren't you too righteous? Besides, this disciple belongs to everyone, and you can't go alone. Wouldn't it be okay for us to go back? ”
When Di Fanchen heard this, he couldn't help but laugh dryly.
Tong Yan looked directly at the sound, and then found that there was a white-clothed scholar standing outside the courtyard at the moment, holding a folding fan.
This scholar was one of the Skywalkers I had seen in the Hall of Justice yesterday, and he was about thirty years old, very delicate, with long hair tied behind his head with a headband, and a graceful smile, but his lips were a little thin and a little purple.
Although Tong Yan had met ten Skywalkers, he didn't know their names. Seeing this person walking towards the courtyard with his legs raised, he hurriedly saluted respectfully, and then said, "Apprentice, please meet Master!" ”
Hearing this, the white-clothed scholar smiled with satisfaction: "It's really well-behaved, get up quickly, I don't need so many vulgar etiquette in the future as a teacher, I am still different from them." ”
Zhu Dan heard the white-clothed scholar say this, and immediately chuckled: "Sour Xiucai, what are you pretending to be high?" Not like us? Do you have one more eye than we do? ”
The white-clothed scholar opened the folding fan and fanned it, and then said with a faint smile: "The biggest difference between me and you is that I am very knowledgeable, I know astronomy and geography, and I also know how to educate children. Look at you, but the husband and woman of the mountain village don't even know a few big characters, what can they understand? ”
As soon as he said this, Di Fanchen was immediately unhappy. "Sour Xiucai, your mouth is amazing. But why are we village husbands and village women? Are you superior? ”
The white-clothed scholar laughed and said, "In addition to not being as tall as you, in terms of cultivation, knowledge and ability, what can you do better than me?" Look at your dress, what are you if you are not a village husband and a village woman? ”
"Chen Jinpeng, don't deceive people too much. You say that your cultivation is high, so come and compete with me. Let me tell you, my cultivation has increased greatly recently, and you are not necessarily my opponent. ”
It turned out that the name of this white-clothed scholar was Chen Jinpeng, but more often, others called him Sour Xiucai. Why is it called Sour Xiucai? Mainly because this guy has a mean mouth, and what he says doesn't save face, in today's words, this person is a straight person, what to say. And don't be caught by him, otherwise it is estimated that it will be able to talk for a day and a night.
Di Fanchen really can't bear it, no, he has to start practicing when he rolls up his sleeves. But they have lived together for thousands of years, how can they really tear their faces? It's nothing more than bickering.
"Alright, you two have nothing to do. Big man, you've got a gift and you're good to go. Sour Xiucai, aren't you here to express your heart? What about gifts? Take it out and take a look! ”
Sour Xiucai smiled slightly, and then took out a handkerchief from his sleeve.
"Look, there's my ink treasure on this handkerchief. If it is placed in the world, this is a priceless treasure. I'll give it to my precious apprentice right now, it's a thousand times better than someone's head mushroom! ”
Di Fanchen was not happy when he heard it, "What are you talking about?" With just your rag, can it be better than my human head Ganoderma lucidum? You're really going to put gold in your face. Baby apprentice, listen to his nonsense, no one will be rare in the pictures he draws and the words he writes. Let's not talk about ugliness, the most important thing is that I can't understand it. Who do you think would be fed up and spend money on a painting that they can't understand? Isn't that sick? ”
Sour Xiucai smiled disdainfully and said, "Vulgar, ignorant." I'm good at wild grass, and if you can understand it, it's not worth much. Get out of the way of me immediately, I still have to be close to my precious apprentice! ”
Seeing that the two of them didn't give in to each other, Tong Yan couldn't cry or laugh now. Although these masters are very good to him, if he quarrels endlessly because of himself, he really can't get over it. It seems that when you learn skills from them in the future, you have to use your brains, otherwise it will only backfire, and you are not a person inside and out.
And just as the two of them continued to quarrel, they didn't expect the head Ganoderma lucidum in Tong Yan's hand to move suddenly, and then, something incredible happened!