Chapter 1116: The Price of Pork Has Risen!
Nima, can you guess that?
Ding Ermiao couldn't cry or laugh, as far as the accuracy of Wan Shugao's crow's mouth is concerned, he can indeed be Li Qingdong's successor.
He doesn't need to use the Heavenly Machine Disk to calculate, just move his mouth, and he can play a huge role in the crow's mouth!
"Wait, don't scream, it's coming!" Ding Ermiao hurriedly changed his clothes, hid his dirty clothes, and then opened the door.
Wan Shugao walked in with his head stretched out, twitched his nose and said:
"There's a smell of hormones in the air, Brother Ermiao, did you go in circles with Ouyang Wanping last night?"
"Fart, your uncle is the kind of person who is disrespectful to the old?" Ding Ermiao glared at Wan Shugao and shouted, "What are you looking for me?" ”
Wan Shugao smiled, squeezed his eyes and said, "It's not me looking for you, it's Old Man Feng and Feng Qingyun who are here and waiting for you in my room." He said his house was haunted again last night! ”
"Got it, got it, told them to wait, I'll come right away." Ding Ermiao waved his hand angrily and asked Wan Shugao to get out.
After sending away Wan Shugao, Ding Ermiao finished washing, then put on his shoulder bag, grabbed his umbrella and prepared to go out.
But the moment he grabbed the umbrella, Ding Ermiao was stunned, and a trace of doubt came up in his heart.
In last night's dream, the person around me was not Ji Xiaoxiao. Could it be that it is the fruit that occupies the bi?
Thinking of this, Ding Ermiao was startled, drew his sword to look, but saw Guo Zhanbi's stunning face flashing on the sword, smiled faintly at himself, and then disappeared again.
"Demon King, was it you last night?" Ding Ermiao was shocked, angry and ashamed, and asked in a low voice: "You entered my dream and stole my Yuanyang, what do you want?" ”
But there was no longer a figure of Guo Zhanbi on the sword, as usual.
Grass, eaten dry and wiped out, don't admit it? Ding Ermiao smiled bitterly in her heart, why did she have the same miserable life as Ouyang Wanping?
The guests were waiting outside, and Ding Ermiao couldn't delay this matter, so he put his sword in the sheath and walked out of the room.
In Wan Shugao's room, the father and son of the Feng family were looking sad. Especially Feng Qingyun, his face was still swollen, his eyes were black like a panda, and he was sluggish, as if he had been wheeled 10,000 times.
"Brother Ding!"
Seeing Ding Ermiao walk in, the old man of the Feng family quickly stood up and said with a smile: "How are you resting at night?" ”
"It's okay, it's okay, you're okay!" Ding Ermiao smiled faintly.
"Not good, not at all. Master Ding, we're here to trouble you again......" Feng Qingyun cried and said, "My house was haunted again last night, Master Ding, please, you must help!" ”
Ding Ermiao looked at the faces of the Feng family's father and son, and smiled: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, don't do anything bad for others, and don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door in the middle of the night." Let's hear what's going on. ”
Feng Qingyun's face was cramped for a while, he opened his mouth, and looked at his father as if asking for help. That means begging his father to speak.
"Ahem...... in fact, we didn't do anything wrong." Old man Feng's expression was gloomy, and he said:
"Inexplicably, last night a female ghost floated into my son's room and demanded my son's life, saying that my son had killed her. My son didn't admit it, but then another ghost went and turned into my appearance, beat my son, and forced my son to kneel down to the female ghost and admit his mistake. ”
Ding Ermiao smiled and asked Feng Qingyun, "So, have you knelt down and admitted your mistake?" ”
"There is a ghost who has become my father, and he keeps beating me, I don't kneel down and don't admit my mistakes, no......" Feng Qingyun said innocently.
With a pop, Wan Shugao laughed and said, "You kid, you don't even know your father, you deserve to be beaten." ”
Feng Qingyun glared at Wan Shugao, then lowered his head again, not daring to say anything.
People are under the eaves and have to bow their heads. Now that he has a request for Ding Ermiao and Wan Shugao, he naturally doesn't dare to turn his face.
"Then in the end, where did the female ghost go, and where did the ghost who became your father's ghost go?" Ding Ermiao pretended not to know and asked.
"They all ran away, but I'm worried about them...... Will be coming again, so please help me. Feng Qingyun said.
Ding Ermiao nodded and smiled, and said meaningfully: "No problem, ghost hunting is my profession, and I rely on ghost hunting to eat." ”
"The question of money is negotiable," Old Man Feng said with a smile.
"Okay, we'll go over tonight and catch that female ghost!" Wan Shugao stood up and said, "However, we have to talk about the charge this time." ”
"How much does it cost?" Feng Qingyun asked impatiently.
Wan Shugao thought for a while and said, "It's all so familiar, let's take less, one hundred and fifteen...... Lakh! ”
"Ah, one and a half million? So much?! Feng Qingyun bounced up from the sofa and shouted, "Last time I caught the ghost in the Santang Reservoir, didn't you just say one million?" ”
"Hey, hey, I didn't ask you for a penny last time, okay?" Wan Shugao rolled his eyes and said.
The old man of the Feng family hurriedly apologized and said, "Yes, yes, yes, you didn't ask for the money last time, you didn't ask for ......."
"But this time, why 1.5 million?" Feng Qingyun was still unconvinced, and asked, "Could it be that the female ghost last night was even more difficult to deal with than the ghost in the Santang Reservoir?" ”
Wan Shugao shook his head like a rattle and said, "That's not it, last night's female ghost, according to your description, the Tao is very low, and we can catch it." ”
"Then why are you raising the price?" Feng Qingyun continued to ask.
"Because, the price of pork has risen." Wan Shugao said casually.
"The price of pork has risen, and I will hunt ghosts with you...... Does it matter? Feng Qingyun was even more puzzled and depressed to death.
"Because I'm going to eat pork." Wan Shugao smiled, as a matter of course.
"You ......" The father and son of the Feng family were speechless.
Although it was said that the price of Wanshu was very high, the old man Feng still agreed. The father and son made an appointment with Ding Ermiao, said that they would catch ghosts tonight, and then said goodbye.
Behind closed doors, Ding Ermiao released Ouyang Wanping and asked, "Sister Ouyang, I don't think the Feng family is poor, why does Feng Qingyun still cheat you out of your money?" ”
"Feng Qingyun has always been a loser, so at that time, his father controlled his economy. In addition, the Feng family looks beautiful outside, but it is actually an empty shell, and the gold and jade are ruined outside. ”
Ouyang explained, and then said, "Otherwise, Feng Qingyun wouldn't have shouted just now because you offered one and a half million. ”
"Well, that's okay, let's discuss the layout for the evening." Ding Ermiao smiled and began to arrange the work for the evening, starting from the details one by one.
Wan Shugao made suggestions on the side, and all kinds of ideas for cheating people were moved out one by one.
Ouyang Wanping listened very carefully, nodding again and again, with a smile on her face.
After the discussion, Ding Ermiao started to have breakfast, then walked around and came back for lunch.
Take a relaxing nap after dinner, then wake up for tea.
At dusk, Ding Ermiao didn't need to close his family to invite, so he packed up and stopped and took Wan Shugao to the door.
(The price of pork has risen, and the author can't afford to eat pork for a long time, is there a reward point?) Haha...... happy reading, everyone, today's fourth watch is over! )