The Feng family is all smiling, and the clouds are gloomy. Hehe, interesting college, hey, interesting college

After experiencing the resentful spirit incident of the Santang Reservoir, it was only a day later, and a female ghost came to the door, and no family could afford such a blow.

Seeing that Ding Ermiao and Wan Shu were high, the old man Feng reluctantly smiled and ordered tea.

After a cup of tea, Wan Shugao got up, took the compass and checked the front and back of the Feng family, while pointing fingers and arranging for the people of the Feng family to make some arrangements.

Because it has been explained in advance, among these arrangements, there is black dog blood and child urine.

There are also some arrangements, which are even more incredible, and there are hula hoops and eyebrow sticks. There is also a Qinglong Glaive Knife, a plastic toy for children, which has been added with a long handle by Wan Shugao.

Although Wan Shugao is a Maoshan disciple who has not yet left the mountain, he has a powerful mouth, can blow well, and fool laymen like the Feng family, so he naturally has no flaws.

An hour later, Wan Shugao re-entered the living room and said, "Nanyang Zhuge Liang, sit firmly in the military tent." Set up a gossip array and catch the flying general! Everything is arranged, just waiting for the female ghost to come to the door! ”

Dinner had also been prepared, and in the living room of the Feng family, Ding Ermiao and Wan Shugao had dinner first.

The father and son of the Feng family persuaded each other diligently, and Ding Ermiao was not polite, and the wine was dry.

After drinking until more than nine o'clock in the evening, when Ding Ermiao was drunk and dizzy, he finished dinner, drinking tea while waiting for the arrival of the female ghost.

"Hehehehe......, Feng Qingyun, I'm here again......"

Sitting on the sofa in the living room until ten o'clock, I suddenly heard a gloomy sneer in the backyard, and the scalp of the person who pierced it was numb!

With a swish, Feng Qingyun hid behind Ding Ermiao, trembling, and said, "Master Ding, it's that female ghost!" ”

"Bold ghosts, dare to cause trouble in the world, disturb yin and yang, see I accepted you today!" Ding Ermiao was furious, and said in his mouth, I will bring you to Meng, and then pointed to ten thousand books high, and shouted: "Dharma Protector Boy, I order you to invite God to come up and capture the female ghost for me!" ”

"Follow the Guru's teachings!"

Wan Shugao is like a goddess dancing, his palms are closed, his two index points are pointed to the sky, and his feet are stomped on the ground: "Please turn over the river and the sea Nezha Third Prince!" ”

After shouting, Wan Shugao touched the hula hoop on the side, leaned on his shoulder, and then did a backflip.

- It turns out that this hula hoop is used for this purpose, pretending to be the Qiankun circle of the third prince of Nezha.

But Wan Shugao ate too much at night, and this backflip didn't turn over. In front of everyone's eyes, all they heard was a plop, and Wan Shugao lay on the ground, grinning his teeth.

"What's the matter with you?" Ding Ermiao glared.

"Master Qiqi, the third prince of Nezha is not at home, so he didn't invite ......," Wan Shugao got up with a roar, rubbed his stomach and said.

"Please!" Ding Ermiao roared like thunder.

"Yes, yes......" Wan Shugao threw the hula hoop, stomped on the sky again, and shouted: "Please make a big fuss about the Monkey King of the Heavenly Palace, squeak ......!" ”

After learning a monkey call, Wan Shugao had already touched the Qi Mei stick on the side, danced a knurled flower, and killed in the backyard.

There was a local sound, and a floor-to-ceiling vase in the living room was swept by the tip of a stick ten thousand books high and shattered into scum all over the floor.

"My cloisonné vase ......" Feng Qingyun stomped his foot painfully.

It was also at this time that the female ghost Ouyang Wanping and Nanmen were killed together.

Ouyang Wanping's long hair danced wildly, her eyes were dripping blood, her white teeth were dense, and her ten fingers grabbed Feng Qingyun and pounced, shouting: "Feng Qingyun......, you will return my life!" ”

The south gate was unharmed, but a kick flew up, and the other vase also fell to the ground and shattered into pieces.

"Ten thousand books are high, catch ghosts!" Ding Ermiao waved an umbrella and stood in front of the Feng family's father and son, and said, "Mr. Feng, don't be afraid, I will protect you." ”

"Squeak ......, the golden hoop stick is coming!"

Wan Shu waved his stick and beat indiscriminately, and the south gate was unharmed, and the east and west were fluctuating. In an instant, the living room of the Feng family was smashed into a mess.

In the middle of your comings and goings, Wan Shugao's eyebrow stick was suddenly bitten by Ouyang Wanping's mouth. The south gate flew up unharmed and kicked away Wan Shugao.

", even I'll fight me!" Wan Shugao hugged his stomach and shouted: "Master Ermiao, help!" ”

"Don't be afraid, I'll do it too!" Ding Ermiao pretended to be full of pride, and took out 10,000 people to fight with the South Gate unharmed.

As soon as Ding Ermiao flashed away, the father and son of the Feng family suddenly lost their protection. Ouyang Wanping laughed fiercely, her eyes showed a fierce light, and she approached step by step......

"Help!" Feng Qingyun held his head and squatted down around the corner, his face pale.

"Demon, look at my supreme magic weapon!" Wan Shu shouted loudly, picked up the black dog blood and boy urine that had been put aside in advance, and threw it towards Ouyang Wanping.

Ouyang Wanping's ghost shadow floated upward, and the boy's urine and black dog blood went away, splashing on Feng Qingyun's body together, staining him into a bloody man from beginning to end.

Even the old man Feng, who was standing on the side, was not spared. The original white living room wall has become even more filthy.

Old man Feng wiped his face and shouted angrily: "Bully me too much, bully me too much, two mages, hurry up and accept this ghost thing!" The price is negotiable, no, I'll add a little more! ”

"Wan Shugao, continue to ask God to come up, don't let these two ghosts go!" Ding Ermiao shouted at Wanshu while competing with Nanmen Wuxian.

Wan Shugao agreed, turned around and found the Qinglong Yanyue Knife, slashed at Ouyang Wanping, and shouted loudly: "Please invite the five tiger generals to be loyal and righteous and unequal, kill ......!" ”

Ouyang Wanping floated again, and the 10,000-book-high plastic knife slashed at Feng Qingyun's head, breaking into two with a click.

"Oops......" Feng Qingyun screamed miserably, holding his head and squatting down.

"It's messed up, what kind of sin have I done in my life!" Old man Feng also screamed and fell to the ground.

Wan Shugao continued to wave the hilt of the Qinglong Yanyue Knife, beating everywhere, and sure enough, it was "turning over the river and the sea, making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and being loyal and unparalleled", and the living room of the Feng family almost became a demolition site, and a clean place could not be found.

Ding Ermiao saw that the nonsense was almost over, Ouyang Wanping's breath should be able to swallow, and then he roared: "The bold ghost thing still doesn't stop, look at my Maoshan palm thunder!" ”

After saying that, Ding Ermiao took two steps back, put his sword into the sheath, and began to draw talismans in his palm.

"Sister Ouyang, the palm is thundering, let's go first, and come back tomorrow!" The south gate greeted unharmed, and turned around to flee.

"Where to go!" Ding Ermiao sent a palm thunder in a row, sealing the way for the south gate to be unharmed and Ouyang Wanping.

The sound of tinkling copper coins, Wan Shugao threw away the handle of the knife, and the copper coin whip rolled over, already tying Ouyang Wanping and holding her in her arms.

This is not like ghost hunting, but like taking advantage of other female ghosts by catching ghosts.

The south gate was unharmed, pretending to panic, hugging his head and running away.

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