Master!

The master in the camera finally stood up, and the whole shot has changed from capturing the scenery to filming the master's every move throughout the whole process.

I saw the master standing up straight, and saw him roaring angrily to the side: "Dog Ri Huijue, dare to kick me over, wait a minute, Lao Tzu will fight you alone." ”

Uncle Hui's voice came from over there: "Single-handed, single-handed, I'm afraid of you?" ”

Five years have passed, and no matter what news I hear or what photos I see, I am not as comforted as Master's whole person standing in front of me, even though I am separated from him by a TV screen.

There was time on the camera, and I could see at a glance that it was half a year after Master left me.

We finally said goodbye, in a magical way, spatially, he was in the screen and I was outside the screen.

In terms of time, I have been more than 5 years later, but he is stuck half a year after he left.

5 years of longing accumulation, I thought that when I saw him again, when I heard him speak, I would cry silently, it has always been like this, Master has warned me since I was a child is to laugh if I want to laugh, cry if I want to cry, otherwise my heart will not go well, and there will be a lot of obstacles to my cultivation, but in fact, at this moment, when I heard Uncle Hui speak, the tears that were still falling, magically stopped, and I still had a faint smile on my face.

No one understands my magical state, only I know it, it's so good, it's still so familiar Master, so familiar Uncle Hui, I'm just indulging in time, and I'm with them again, so I don't laugh, do I still have to cry?

"Master Jiang, I'm taking pictures." I heard the voice of the recorder, but it didn't pull me back to reality in the slightest, but in the camera, this kind reminder made Master magically embarrassed for a moment.

I saw him start to seriously take care of his messy hair, straighten his clothes, and pat the dust on his body, and then spoke to the camera: "Sanwa'er, if there is a good girl next to you, you have to explain in the previous paragraph, it is Huijue's old bald donkey who is destroying my image, you know?" Otherwise, copy the "Tao Te Ching" to Lao Tzu, 10,000 times, and Lao Tzu will smoke you if you have one less word! ”

I didn't use the official accent, it was the Sichuan accent I was familiar with, the master actually spoke Sichuan dialect in front of the camera, and the opening was Sanwa'er, as if I was next to him now, and I was also very abrupt, as if I was still building in the bamboo forest, my obscene master, lost in chess, and asked me to help him wash his clothes, and then he used this tone to 'threaten' me.

Naturally, I replied in Sichuanese: "I know, there are no good girls here, but there is a man, you don't have to worry about your image, isn't it just like that?" I'm never going to say anything about you not showering for a week. ”

In the camera, the master coughed, as if the matter had been revealed, and I smiled faintly, and he took two steps and stopped somewhere, and the camera followed him and stopped.

"Sanwa'er, in fact, I don't have much to say, you grew up beside me since you were a child, you watched the scenery I saw, ate a pot of rice, and lived a lot of times, just the two of us. Now that I have arrived at this place, I see that this place is really beautiful, so I think of you, there is no reason why Master has seen a certain beautiful scenery and not show it to his apprentice, especially that lake, you can take a look, isn't it beautiful? After speaking, the master pointed to the lake, and the expression on his face gradually calmed down, from the complicated excitement, restraint, and exaggerated anger towards Uncle Hui at the beginning to indifferent.

Then the camera followed the direction pointed by the master, and shone on the lake, which was indeed a very beautiful lake, with sparkling waves on the lake, under the sun, mist, with the green lawn by the lake, the secluded bamboo forest, and then looking at the majestic mountains in the distance, the existence of a fairyland on earth.

Does Master want to share this beauty with me? My eyebrows raised slightly, but Jiang Yi was also looking at me, and my face returned to an indifferent smile, and I said to the screen, "See, Master." However, you guess you're not satisfied, right? There are no big girls to watch here. ”

At the same time, the camera had already turned back to the master, and he said almost at the same time as me: "It's a pity, there are no big girls to watch here, and I don't even have the interest to squat here for ten minutes." ”

Then, the camera shook, and Master wailed all of a sudden, and I clearly saw a colorful big centipede crawling onto Master's face without knowing when, and then a pair of white hands pinched Master's ears - Grandma Ling Qing!

"That's all this person has in his life, don't let him be embarrassed in front of the camera, Sanwa'er, if you are the first to see this, help me also give Ruxue and Ruyue the two girls to say, I'm fine, if you can, remember to help them show these things." When Grandma Ling Qing said these words, her expression was calm, and there was a slight concern in her eyes, but when she looked at the master, it turned into satisfaction again.

She shouldn't have any more regrets, right? The great enemy of the village has been eliminated, the distressed junior Ruxue, Ruyue has also grown up, when her life enters old age, she can finally embark on an unknown journey with her beloved again, and in another form to fulfill the love together, so Grandma Ling Qing will have such eyes, right?

So when I get old, like snow, will she also embark on such a journey with me?

Thinking about my heart, I was in a trance at that moment, and a trace of sadness finally rose in my heart, and I sobered up, but I still smiled happily when I looked at the screen, laughing at the embarrassment of Master being pinched by Grandma Ling Qing's ears, it was so imageless, laughing at them as if they were very happy.

In this way, a few short sentences, a scene, a fight, the master disappeared in front of the camera, and then, a familiar figure appeared in front of the camera, with a compassionate expression, made a Buddha salute to the camera, and chanted: "Amitabha!" ”

Uncle Hui, I hugged my knees, sat under the bed, watching him laugh happily, my laughter echoed in the room of this hotel, it sounded a little lonely, but I didn't realize it, just laughed, I knew Uncle Hui too well, and the next moment he would not be able to hold back.

Sure enough, after the compassionate Buddhism, Uncle Hui and my master were the same, began to tidy up their clothes, and also wanted to tidy up their hair, but helplessly found that they were bald, and then put down his hand a little embarrassed, as if to hide this embarrassment, he said to the camera in a vicious manner: "Hui Gen'er, you give me a good career as a good monk, don't just think about eating eggs and eating cakes all day long!" But Buddhism talks about a fateful method, if you are not the material for being a monk, you will be"

"What's going on? Uncle Hui? I asked into the screen.

"Well, you can set up a chicken farm, so that you don't need money to eat eggs, and you can also use eggs to make cakes! By the way, Sanwa'er, if you don't want to be a Taoist, let's go to a chicken farm with Hui Gen'er, the chicken farm is very promising, yes" Before Uncle Hui's words were finished, a figure suddenly rushed over and kicked Uncle Hui with one kick.

Then he scolded: "You dare to ask my apprentice to run a chicken farm?" You're just raising a chicken farm, and your whole family is a chicken farm! ”

It's my Master!

I have a black line, and I know it's starting again, and I'm used to ignoring it, and I used to do it, and I still have it, hasn't it always been like this?

Sure enough, after Uncle Hui stood firm, he said with a puzzled expression: "You said that the whole family is a chicken farm?" There are only chickens in the chicken farm, so don't you mean that the whole family is chickens? Eh, I'm fighting with you! ”

"Fight hard, will I still be afraid of you? I've long seen that your old bald 'chicken' is not pleasing to the eye. "My master is definitely a person who learns and uses everything, and then in the camera, the two of them scuffled.

But at this time, I pressed the pause button, and the camera was frozen in the very imageless scuffle between Master and Uncle Hui, both of whom pressed their hands against each other's faces, and they happened to be facing the camera at the same time.

Jiang Yi looked at me in surprise and asked me, "Don't you see it?" ”

My fingers gently swiped across the screen, staying on Master and Uncle Hui, I didn't cry, but my eyes were a little red, and my face was still smiling, and I said, "This kind of thing, I don't think it's appropriate for me to look at it alone, there are always people waiting to share it with me." ”

After saying this, my expression had become calm, and I asked, "Boss Jiang, did you tell me about this?" ”

"Of course, there are no taboos in this, and it should have been given to you." Jiang Yi replied calmly.

I exited the disc, carefully put it away, then looked at Jiang Yi and asked, "Why did my master shoot these things?" Even though I already had the answer in my mind, I still asked so.