When I talked about this stubble, I said to me a little strangely: "Where do you say the mosquitoes come from this winter?" I often get bitten on my butt in the summer, but I didn't expect mosquitoes to bite my butt this winter. (The fastest update speed, remember this site to find this site)"

For a moment, I suspected that the crispy meat had been tricked, but with my understanding of Gu art at that time, I stubbornly and deliberately thought that the Gu should be worm eggs or something, or something smeared on the body, and there was no itchy butt.

But I still subconsciously asked, "Do you feel bitten?" ”

"I don't feel anything, I just feel that my butt doesn't know when it starts to itch, and it's itchy for a while, and it's still itchy now." The crispy meat said as he grabbed it vigorously.

I didn't bother to pay attention to him, so I deliberately distanced myself from the crispy meat, what is the matter with walking with a person who has been scratching his ass?

The crispy meat was gone, and he yelled with a very aggrieved look: "Sanwa'er, how can you abandon me?" ”

My day, I raised my foot with a black line on my face and shouted: "You stay away from Lao Tzu, once you get within 5 meters of Lao Tzu, believe it or not, I will kick you." ”

"You negative person!" Crispy Meat suddenly shouted, and then looked resentful.

In this way, several people looked at us, I had goosebumps on my body for a while, and the crispy meat couldn't hold back on itself, and the two laughed wildly for a while, and went home in such a fight.

Since we were planning to go to Yun Xiaobao's dinner, we decided to stay in Chengdu for two more days, and after discussing the matter, the crispy meat yelled that he wanted to take a bath, saying that the itch was dead, and now it had spread to his back, and he had to wash it well.

I asked disapprerovingly, "How long ago was the last time your baby took a bath?" ”

Crispy Meat rushed into the bathroom, boiling water, and replied to me: "Eh, think about it, how many days have it been, oh, it seems like 6 or 7 days." ”

I lay down on the sofa, speechless for a while, and scolded: "You just learn from the African aborigines, wash it once every few years, find a tile when you wash it, and use the tile to scrape off the sludge on your body." ”

"What a good idea, save more water. I don't know where your baby's problem comes from, so I have to wash it every day. I don't care about the water bill in the future, you pay it. "Crispy Meat roared in the bathroom.

Speaking of this, I didn't speak, this habit of having to take a bath every day should have been developed by Master at that time, because at that time, I was soaking in fragrant soup almost every day, rain or shine.

But in the last year, this frequency has decreased a lot, and Master and I have not explained the reason, in fact, it is very simple to say, Master has accumulated materials that are almost used, and we don't have much money.

According to the price of 90 years, the cost price of a bucket of fragrant soup, not counting labor money, should be more than 100, how many 'uncles' can afford it? This monastic path is indeed the 'land of wealth', and wealth ranks first.

No wonder the mountain characters are all very poor and sour, I think of the skinny old man I saw selling talisman paper, and I think of Yuan Yi

I don't know what happened to Yuan Yi, I was in a coma in Chengdu for so long, Qin Huai said that the master arranged for someone to send him back to his hometown, and there was a specific person to take care of him, but I didn't go to see him because of money

Just as I was thinking nonsense, I suddenly heard Crispy Meat screaming in the bathroom, and then the kid shouted at a sharp voice: "Sanwa'er, you come and help me take a look." ”

When I heard this, I jumped up from the couch, what was going on? Even a nervous person like Crispy Meat reacted like this, I rushed into the bathroom, saw Crispy Meat pointing to his belly, and said, "Three babies, who the hell have I been dyed by here?" ”

When I looked at it, wasn't it the dyeing that the crispy meat said? There was a small lump on his stomach, a small bruise-purple mark, as if someone had splashed watercolor on him.

I remembered what Yun Xiaobao described to me, his father's symptoms, and my heart tightened suddenly, and I reluctantly said to Crispy Meat: "Turn around and show me your ass." ”

Crispy Meat looked at me and said with an innocent face: "Sanwa'er, what are you going to do, Lao Tzu likes women." ”

"Fuck off!" I was speechless and irritable all of a sudden, and when it came to this, this kid could still talk nonsense, took a deep breath, and I said, "You turn around first, I'll take a look, I guess something is wrong." ”

At first, he was joking with me, but looking at my serious face, he knew that something was wrong, so he quickly turned around, and I saw a bruise on his right buttocks, as big as a palm, and the center was a little black.

I touched it with my hand, and the crispy meat immediately screamed.

I was surprised and asked, "Does it hurt?" ”

Crispy Meat looked at me and said, "No, I just want to tell you that I am an innocent person, and only my wife can touch this place!" ”

I resisted the urge to smoke him and yelled at him: "First of all, Lao Tzu likes women, and second, if Lao Tzu has convulsions one day and likes men, it is impossible for him to like you who are fat." You're done, kid, you've been tricked. ”

In the last sentence, I said it quite helplessly, looking at this symptom, the crispy meat is indeed a trick.

"But I don't feel pain, what are you doing! Could it be that this trick is to change me from an innocent man to a bruised man. Crispy Meat looked frightened, and finally added: "Sanwa'er, I haven't married a daughter-in-law yet, you have to find a way to become a bruised man, but no woman wants me." ”

I lit a cigarette very irritably, I'm a Taoist priest, not a Gu seedling, how can I think of a way? I can only say to the crispy meat: "You hurry up and wash it, and come out after washing." ”

The two of us are so strange, obviously Zhong Gu is a thing that ordinary people would be particularly frightened of, and I can still talk nonsense with Crispy Meat.

Crispy Meat thinks I'm very capable, and it's not a big deal.

And I'm already numb, I've experienced the old village chief's affairs, what else can be regarded as a big deal in my eyes?

Crispy Meat came out of the shower, the two of us smoked in front of each other, I told him that I couldn't help it, because I didn't know Gu arts, but I told Crispy Meat about the symptoms of the deceased Old Man Yun! And I explained a little, I don't know anything about Gu arts, so there is nothing I can do.

When Crispy Meat heard this, he became anxious and said, "My day, Sanwa'er, I want to be delirious, what will it be like?" ”

I shook my head to say I didn't know what delirium was like, and I said, "Don't worry, there's a way." ”

"What's the solution, you said that the person who went under the Gu ran away." The crispy meat is a little decadent.

"Don't forget Ruyue and Grandma Ling Qing, their Gu skills are very good. And wasn't Master Chen arrested? We can get some clues from there. In short, I don't think we can go to Guangzhou, it seems that we have to run to Miao Village once, I don't know whether to go to Yunnan or Xiangxi. "I tried to be as indifferent as I could about the crispy meat.

Crispy Meat nodded, lifted his clothes again in some horror, looked at his belly, but found that the strange blue and purple had faded a little, he looked at me and said, "Sanwa'er, am I okay?" ”

I know that there are many strange things about this Miao Jiang's Gu technique, unlike the general poison, if the poison spreads, it is a bad thing, and when the poison is weak, it is better, this Miao Jiang's Gu technique has a repeated process.

I said, "It's not necessarily good, but don't move." It just so happens that we are going to Yun Xiaobao tomorrow, we will ask in detail, and then let him find a relationship, let's go meet that Master Chen. ”

That's the only way to do it now, but before the crispy meat fell asleep, he said to me very uneasily: "Sanwa'er, when I am delirious, you have to take care of me." ”

I nodded my head to indicate that I understood.

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Late at night, everything was so quiet, after a tired day, I slept in the bed and sofa separately, and a room was full of snoring.

Since I was a child, because of the strong relationship between spiritual consciousness, my sleep is not particularly stable, and the small movement outside sounds like a big movement to me, so I can easily wake up at night.

Just when I was sleeping soundly, I suddenly felt that the crispy meat didn't seem to be snoring. However, I didn't think much of it, it was a good thing not to snore, and I turned around to go back to sleep, but I didn't want to hear the movement of Suo Suo for a while.

It seems that the crispy meat is getting up, this kid is going to pee, right? I thought about it, but I still didn't pay much attention.

Although I know that the crispy meat has been poisoned, I subconsciously think that the attack should not be so fast, and this Gu poison is not too powerful, right? Even Old Man Yun just has a large bruise on his body, and then he is delirious, and he has not heard that it has too much impact on his body.

That's why I'm still calm and not panicking.

But the footsteps of the crispy meat sounded, and instead of going to the toilet, he ran straight to the living room, where I slept.

I wondered what the crispy was for, but the boy only stood in the living room for a moment, then opened the door and went to the balcony.