I felt that something was wrong in my heart, so I quickly got up quietly, I was afraid that the crispy meat was sleepwalking, and the phenomenon of sleepwalking was not explained by Taoists, but there was one thing that everyone knew about the taboo, that is, the sleepwalking person, you must not wake him up or frighten, the consequences will be very serious. (The fastest update speed, remember this site to find this site)

After I got up quietly, I touched the balcony, and said to see what the crispy meat was going to do, but I didn't want the crispy meat to open its eyes, and at this time I was staring at me with a sparkling gaze, and said in a mouthful of Sichuan's unique 'pepper salt' Mandarin: "He Fangxiao is small, following behind this hero, sneaky, what do you want?" ”

My day, this kid is awake, I made a false alarm, and said to the crispy meat: "Don't talk nonsense in the middle of the night, don't talk nonsense, hurry up and go back to sleep, there is something to do during the day." ”

Crispy frowned and said to me, "Who are you?" Does this hero know you? What is it with you tomorrow? ”

"Who do you say I am? I'm known as Chen Chengyi, nicknamed Sanwa'er, you have grown up as an iron buddy! Come on, stop, I'm going to be on fire. "I'm really hot, obviously something has happened now, this kid can still talk nonsense to me like this, or in the middle of the night, he talks like a crepe, and people who don't know still think he is an ancient person.

"Chen Chengyi? Haven't heard of it! How could it be my brother from childhood? In Xia Yang, I ask this brother not to tease me repeatedly, otherwise don't blame Yang for being ruthless under the sword. Crispy Meat said to me with a serious face, not joking at all.

Yang Guo? I feel like I'm going crazy! It's funny and helpless and worried, at this time, no matter how stupid I am, I know that the crispy meat has a Gu poison attack at this time, and I start to be delirious, I don't know what Old Man Yun looks like when he is delirious, this crispy meat is good, and he directly thinks of himself as Yang Guo in "The Legend of the Condor Heroes".

Originally, it was nothing to think that he was Yang Guo, but the point was that this kid could still talk to me seriously, which made me sigh and have to admire Miao Jiang's Gu poison was extremely powerful, and directly turned people into a big madman.

Talking to a madman can only be done in a madman's way, Crispy Meat said that he was Yang Guo, and I can't pretend to be a little dragon girl as a man, so I can only clasp my fists with both hands and say to Crispy Meat: "Yang Daxia, I just admired the name of the hero for a long time, and I just joked with the hero." I don't know if the hero can notice that this place is weird, and the kid just reminded the hero to be careful in everything. ”

At the same time, I also admired myself for speaking seriously with a big madman. But there is no way, who called it my brother who stood in front of me, I can't ignore him, first coax him to sleep.

As soon as I said this, a look of surprise immediately changed to a look of surprise on his face, and he looked in all directions and said, "Indeed, where is this place?" It's even weirder than the Valley of Despair, with weird buildings everywhere and ghostly fires (lights) flickering, do you know something? ”

Yes, this kid is delirious enough, I can only say: "Yang Daxia, this place is for Nanke's dream, it can't be broken for the time being, and the kid has been trapped here for twenty-three years and can't get out." There is only one way to get out of this place, and that is to sleep with your head covered, or you can go out for several hours a day. ”

"Talking about it?" Crispy looked anxious, and then sighed and said, "Poor me, I still have to look for my aunt, I only have a few hours a day, so how can I be good?" ”

"It's better to have a few hours to go out than to be stuck here all the time. I advise Yang Daxia to rest for the time being, and it is not impossible to find a way after going out tomorrow. It's late now, if Yang Daxia doesn't seize the time to rest, I'm afraid he won't be able to get out tomorrow. I looked sincere and patiently coaxed.

Crispy Meat frowned and pondered for a while, then sighed and said, "Okay, Yang will go and rest." ”

I hurriedly brought the crispy meat to the bedroom and let him go to bed, and sure enough, in less than a minute, this kid snored again, I smiled bitterly, and Yang Guo, you just became Yang Guo, the essence is still crispy meat, big nerves, so easy to deceive. Yang Guo in the real book is a delicate person, how can he be so easy to deceive? Besides, Yang Guo is coming to such a place, how can you have the heart to fall asleep, you are good, you will snort in less than a minute.

The crispy meat kid is asleep, but I can't sleep, so I simply lit a cigarette and smoked it against the pillow.

And this neurotoxin is really powerful, turn a good crispy meat into Yang for me, my day, it's fun now, this goes to Miao Jiang, in case he has a seizure, how can I explain it to others?

Also, I have to go to see Yuan Yi once, but how can I rest assured about the crispy meat? Did you take a neurotic crispy meat to see Yuan Yi?

It seems that I can only ask Qin Huai to help, thinking like this, I finally fell asleep in a daze.

The next day, early in the morning, I woke up under a lot of commotion, and when I opened my eyes, I saw that Crispy Meat was combing his hair seriously, and there were trousers and shirts on his body.

I tentatively shouted, "Yang Daxia? ”

Crispy Meat turned his head to look at me and said, "Sanwa'er, who are you calling?" ”

I asked, "You're not Yang Daxia?" So who are you? ”

Crispy Meat ran towards me with a frightened face and said, "My day, Sanwa'er, what's wrong with you?" I'm crispy meat! Who is Yang Daxia? I said that your kid usually gets up earlier than the rooster, and says that he is going to have a morning class, but today he gets up later than Lao Tzu, and he is not normal when he comes together, you say, what's wrong with you. ”

I smiled bitterly, took out two cigarettes, threw one to the crispy meat, and then lit one myself, and asked, "Why did you get up so early today?" ”

"You forgot? Yun Xiaobao invited us to dinner today, it's a high-end place, I can't clean up and dress up? "Seeing that I'm normal, I won't ask, this kid's nerves are estimated to be as thick as steel bars.

I said, "Didn't you just ask me why I woke up later than you?" I'll tell you the truth, it was all tortured by your baby last night. ”

"What's wrong?" Crispy Meat looked disbelieving.

So, I told Crispy Meat about last night's incident, and after listening to it, Crispy Meat didn't believe it anymore, but had an expression that you were joking.

I didn't bother to say anything, I just took a cigarette and said, "Believe it or not!" I guess your Gu poison has already started to attack, but I don't understand that people are delirious, how can you kid become Yang Guo. ”

When I heard me say this, I believed it, and I had a bitter face, and I looked very troubled. Later, he suddenly became energetic and said, "It's good to become Yang Guo!" How majestic! You know that I have loved reading martial arts novels since I was a child, and my favorite is Yang Guo. ”

I'm speechless, is there such a person? I don't want to think about it, but people Yang is majestic because Yushu is in the wind, and his martial arts are world-famous. What else do you have besides being fat? What else?

For now, I'm afraid that the only way to find that Master Chen is to find it.

Thinking like this, I got up, washed up, did the morning class as usual, and then simply cleaned up, and went out with the crispy meat, and on the way I told the crispy meat my thoughts.

Crispy Meat said to me with an indifferent look: "Anyway, with you, I'm worried about a fart, you are responsible for getting me right." ”

Really! But what can I do, who called this kid my iron buddy from childhood to adulthood?

I found a public phone, I dialed the phone number of the Qinhuai office, this kid went to work for three days to fish, two days to dry nets, the office phone did not find him.

I feel extremely bitter in my heart, thinking back to the fact that I have lived for 23 years and have never done anything bad, why are the two most ironclad buddies this virtue? In desperation, I could only call several places where Qinhuai might be, and finally found Qinhuai.

Qin Huai was at our common buddy's house, and as soon as the phone rang, I heard Qin Huai say: "Is it dirt or not?" Call me here, I don't know if my brother has a big brother? ”

Big brother, I don't know anything about it, I've only seen those bosses use it in the movie, Qin Huai, this dumb boy, it's really good enough, I said in a deep voice: "How do I know you have a big brother?" ”

Qin Huai's voice was very pleasantly surprised, and said, "Chengyi, you finally know how to call my brother." ”

I didn't have a mind, and told Qin Huai about the matter very seriously, and then I heard Qin Huai's voice of Xi Suo Suo getting dressed, and he said: "I slept with Zhang Tiejun here, and there was a woman, I was embarrassed to take it home." Gotta wait for me, I'll go buy a plane ticket right away, and we'll see you in Chengdu in a few hours." ”

"Well, when the time comes, you can come to Crispy Meat's house and find us, if you are not there, you can wait." After I finished speaking, I hung up the phone, and my heart was warm for a while, although the two guys Crispy Meat and Qinhuai are not reliable in morality, they are really reliable.

Qin Huai is coming, so things shouldn't be so troublesome.