Chapter 1133: The Emperor's Family

After seeing enough of the bizarre high-tech fortresses and strange visitors from the otherworldly realm in Shadow City, seeing the rust-smelling armored scorpions fluttering in the wind for thirty miles lined up in a phalanx to buy helium three, and seeing the blood-boiling recruitment advertisements directed and edited by Pandora herself, Sakina and Sona finally walked through the portal and came to my house, and then they saw the residence of the head of such a powerful empire, and they immediately ...... Almost pumped over...... Anyway, Sakina's expression looked like it was about to twitch.

Sakina looked at me with very subtle eyes, and the question marks on her head loomed, while Sona glanced around the living room before the portal behind her completely dissipated, and the last two of them looked at me, and Sona said tactfully, "That...... Looks like the living space of the empire shouldn't be tight, huh? ”

Sajina was more straightforward and fast-talking: "Your Majesty the Emperor lives here?" Why isn't your living room as big as the Raven Temple? ”

"Uh...... The house is enough to live in, anyway, I think so," I knew that Sakina and Sona had this question, so they scratched their hair in embarrassment, "As the saying goes, even if there are thousands of mansions that are only two feet wide to sleep in, if I wake up in the morning and see that the ceiling is two meters away from me, I feel that I have been banished by the entire world......"

As soon as I finished speaking, Miss Lin's lazy and upward voice came from beside me: "Look at your little breath, if Miss Ben sees the ceiling within three meters of herself when she sleeps, she will feel that she has been exiled by the world." ”

Lin Xue appeared at my house as usual with a meal, and now she was leaning back on the sofa without a straight line. The barefoot girl dangled on the armrest of the sofa and listened to Guo Tuo Gang talk about Yu β—‹'s family on TV, and I knew that she was starting to talk nonsense again, so I said in a casual voice: "Then next time you go to sleep in the patio...... Eh, you tricked Xiaoxue into listening to your dad bragging about X again? ”

If I'm not mistaken, Miss Lin is still grounded, but she can still accurately pinch the meal and appear in the living room, and she doesn't see Xiaoxue's quirky figure in her sight, it seems that there is only one truth: this irresponsible teenage mother once again did not hesitate to pit her daughter. And so I began to sigh. What is the significance of Dad Lin's mother to her grounding......

"I promised to give her twice as much pocket money when I gave birth to her in the futureβ€”and try not to shout cheers when you beat her, and then the boy went to her grandfather," the eldest lady rolled her eyelids and looked at me. Her eyes suddenly fell behind Sandora, and she let out an exclamation of surprise when she spotted the Arcane Peas dangling like jelly. "Hey, where did you get the slimes?"

My thoughts were still stuck in the first half of her sentence: "I don't think I'm a person who likes to beat children, then Xiaoxue will definitely be completely crooked before she will be educated all day long - you can't get used to her, it's not good to give too much pocket money to children...... Oh, you say this, this is not a slime, it's an elemental creature, and what I asked for from Aurelia is a 'robot' on the mysterious side. ”

"I know that girl can't get used to it, anyway, she won't be able to be the master when she gets out of her mother's womb in the future. Huh. This slime will morph, it just turned into a chair - come on, turn into a bicycle and I'll see. ”

I think you have already noticed that Lin Xue and I are discussing two topics in parallel at the same time, and the eldest lady calls this a non-linear dialogue. In fact, I'm going to talk to Shallow even more, we can discuss more than a dozen topics at the same time and still don't mix with each other......

Sajina and Sona kept a stunned posture and watched Lin Xue and I talking in a broken mouth, and my sister stepped forward at this time and said to the two half-dragon girls with a smile: "This is called a non-linear dialogue, just get used to it." Let's eat first, there is not so much attention here, and all visitors are welcome. It's as relaxing as you were in the ancient garden. ”…,

At this moment, I heard a somewhat immature shout from the side: "Ga~!" Turning her head, she saw that the little crow was coming out of the kitchen, with flour on her face - she might have just done her a favor. As soon as it saw me, the silly bird rushed towards me with its arm fluttering as usual, and I opened my hand with a smile - and then the little crow went straight over my arm and pounced on the Arcane Douding who was being teased by Miss Lin, who made a pop and was knocked into a puddle of fluid by the little crow - it was said to be an elemental creature formed by arcane energy, but I thought it was actually a piece of jelly.

"The hosts! Jelly! I ate it! Mai Diwen happily hugged the Arcane Peas who was trying to regain her shape, and had already bitten down before I could stop it, and then only heard a crackling sound, and half of the stupid bird's face darkened, but she didn't realize it, and she still chewed there, muttering, "The taste, it's a little numb, it's not delicious...... Not strawberry flavored...... Mom! There's an electric-flavored puddingga! ”

Anvena floated out of the kitchen with a frying spoon in her hand, and saw that the stupid bird was holding a large ball of electric arcane energy body looking for the place where it had its lower mouth, and immediately several translucent ghosts floated out of her body in fright, and then rushed up and dragged the little crow out: "This can't be eaten!" ”

The Arcane Bean, which was bitten by the little crow, seemed to react at this time, it shook in place twice in a daze, and then Shi Shiran burrowed into the shadows next to the sofa to repair his wounds: judging from this point, the self-healing ability of elemental creatures does seem to be a little stronger than the autonomic machinery on the technology side...... Although the focus is not on it now.

I brought this strange gadget home with the original intention of playing with the shallow, but I didn't expect it to be quite popular with the family, and even Viska went up and poked it twice with curiosity - although she was also an Apostle of Hilling, she was a special case back then, and she only had a unit on the technology side under her command, so I'm afraid she wasn't very familiar with Arcane Peanding.

As for the shallowness - she ran back to the room as soon as she saw the Arcane Pea, and she didn't even go up to poke and poke at this strange thing in the first place, and I was really curious if she had any new ideas, but a moment later she sprang down the stairs three or two steps, carefully holding her Brazilian turtle in her hands......

Brazilian tortoise, pawn. At the age of two and a half, he died of extensive arcane ablation throughout his body......

When Lilina was busy reviving the hapless Brazilian turtle, she said with a frustrated and distressed face, "I thought it was all water...... I'm going to put the two tropical fish in Lilina's house......"

"You'd better have those two unfortunate things," Lilina said, buttoning the carapace of the rejuvenated Brazilian tortoise, carefully shoveling off the charred parts, "those two aren't tropical fish, they're a new breed cultivated by the Goddess." She had wanted to make two Bahamuts, but she didn't know how to make two tropical fish that could survive in an arcane environment......"

I rubbed my shallow hair helplessly: "Forget it." Blame me for not stopping you in time......"

But I want to say more - who would have thought that this girl would think on a whim that a slime can raise a king in her body! And it's not a slime either! And the Brazilian turtle is not the king! Those who only know how to poke around or make the other party turn into a bicycle after seeing the slime are weak compared to the ability to jump in thinking!

Sakina finally couldn't help but lean over while people were not paying attention, and whispered to me, "Your house is usually so lively, huh?" ”

"Ahh You don't care how big our family is," I gestured to Shallow who was studying how to put cans in the stomach of Arcane Beans, "and now she's the only one left in the main force, and there's one more noisy one who was fooled away by her mother, or she can turn the sky upside down now." ”…,

Sakina stuck out her tongue: "It's really different from what I imagined......"

I roughly knew what scene Sajina imagined, most of the time she thought that when she went to the emperor's house for dinner, she would definitely see a large palace covering an area of tens of thousands of square meters, resplendent gold, and before she entered the door, she had to walk through the middle of the two-kilometer-long imperial guard of honor, and then pushed open the door inside, a row of housekeepers on the left and a row of maids on the right, and the emperor's family sat on a pure gold throne half a kilometer away. There is a crown of twenty pounds on the head, and before speaking, there are seven or eight ceremonial officials who will tell you about the royal etiquette and the eighty honors and eighty shames of the empire, and then burn incense, bathe and change clothes, and prepare for the meal, before the first dish comes up, you have to find a big beautiful girl who strengthens the company to dance around the table, and this meal can be eaten from half past seven until the next day's breakfast...... That's basically how royal life should be in Sakina's head.

She'd definitely killed her, and she wouldn't have thought of being in our realm. The first dish of the emperor's meal was pork stew vermicelli, and the movement of a group of princesses eating was comparable to that of cattle grabbing troughs - for two pieces of meat, Lilina and Xiaolan could fight on the spot......

Of course, Sakina and the others knew about our family when they were in the mother continent, but the former probably didn't expect us to do the same at home.

Avena and Tsuneko quickly served a large table of dishes and beckoned everyone to sit down, and Sakina and Sona were confused from the beginning. So far, they have accepted this setting that is not quite what they imagined at the beginning, and to be honest - this atmosphere has made the two half-dragon girls from poor backgrounds feel a little more relaxed.

The only thing that made them a little nervous now was that Lin was sitting opposite them, the instinctive soul sense of the race made the two of them a little unable to let go, and Lilina also deliberately exaggerated the jingle in front of her eyes, and folded her hands: "Thank you to the goddess for giving me pork stewed vermicelli......"

So Sagina and Sona were instantly stunned, they didn't know if this was the standard etiquette for believers to eat, and hesitantly looked at the dragon god girl on the other side of the table, the latter sensed, raised his head and smiled innocently: "Actually, the dish was bought by the ......."

I quickly coughed twice: "Ahem...... Dine! ”

The two half-dragon girls don't know how to use chopsticks, and they can't carry utensils with them when they go out, but fortunately, they are still used to using knives and forks, which have little technical content, so they don't make jokes about it. This was the first time Sagina had tasted the craft of the ghost maid, and as soon as she took the first bite, she exclaimed: "Ah, this is delicious!" What is this golden thing? ”

I looked up: "It's made of eggs, and when it's fried, it turns golden brown." ”

"Eggs...... Egg ......" Sona's face suddenly became delicate, and the corners of her mouth twitched a little, "It feels so strange......"

"Uh...... You don't eat eggs? My sister asked curiously.

Sona's face flushed: "The half-dragon man is an oviparous ......"

Everyone: "......"

"There's no taboo against eating eggs, it's just that we don't eat them much," Sagina adds. She didn't seem to be at all amiss the food on the table, "About a third of the half-dragons don't like eggs very much, and the rest don't feel anything. Sona is exactly the third of them. ”

I suddenly understood, and then pointed to the little crow next to me who was concentrating on picking soybeans from the plate to eat: "She doesn't eat eggs either, but as long as she cooks it, she won't recognize it, after all, it's a psychological problem." Well, Sakina. Are you not feeling well? ”

I noticed that Sakina had been sitting in a different way since she had been squirming around in her chair, and at first I thought she wasn't used to the taller chairs on earth (in fact, to take care of some of the dwarf melons in the house). so that they can experience the feeling of being able to reach the table without having to pad a stack of books), but now Sakina's face is getting more and more strange. …,

"That ......," Sagina was a little embarrassed, "Is there a chair without a backrest?" Tail...... It's numb. ”

I wordlessly noticed Sakina's back. A large tail was pressed straight up against her back because there was no place to place it, and the tip of the tail dangled innocently above the half-dragon girl's head...... Well, she has a bow tied to the tip of her tail!

"Oh, you wait." Anvina got up and moved two chairs without backrests from the wall, "Sorry, I didn't expect that at first...... These two chairs are just in use. ”

I knew the two chairs, one in Yakumo Blue and one in Kiruno, both of which had no backrests for various obvious reasons. I have to say that fortunately, the two of them went home to visit their relatives (classes), otherwise I don't know how many follow-up situations this meal will come from, and there are already a lot of situations now!

This meal was very ups and downs, very frequent, and very unique. It's very imperialβ€”I have to say, it's not easy to get such a large group of creatures more or less different from humans together at a table, and sometimes I find a sense of accomplishment when I look around while eating: how do you say I maintain the three views of earthlings among this group of people?

After dinner, Shajina and the others originally wanted to rush back to Xinxiang, but they were dragged by their respective gods to stay, and Lin wanted to take this opportunity to check the integration of Shajina and the dragon gods. And the little crow is simply looking for someone to play with. Seeing that the three of them didn't have to go back tonight, my sister and Anvina went to the second floor to prepare a room for them, while I watched with interest as they bullied the slimes......

Asa was trying to screw a faucet into the latter, and it was evident that she had an unusually firm misunderstanding of the squishy "fluid" creature.

"By the way, would you like to give this little guy a name?" Lin Xue was also very interested in the arcane bean ding, she patted the latter's body, "Why don't you just call it Xizhilang, it looks like jelly." ”

I felt that this name was very immediate, and I was stunned for a moment before I remembered that this was the association of Raven 001 after being beaten by Vega, and I instantly didn't know if I should tell the eldest lady this truth......

But in the end, Arcane Peanding still earned the name of "Joy Lang" and was promoted to the seventy-sixth pet of the shallow one, including the shallow Brazilian tortoise, Pikachu, two autonomous robots, a unicorn, the mini Sadako in the basement, Xiao Hei, Little Bubbles, Little Crow, and a lot of strange creatures in the Jingle Bell Laboratory who died more than ten years ago but are still living in shallow memories, this girl's spare time life is really colorful.

It was also just this opportunity that I told you about the current situation of the Celestial Realm City, as well as the matter of Bella Vera, because according to the temperament of a few lazy people such as Qianqian and Lin Xue, they would definitely not have the leisure to ask about these things.

Shallow finally figured out one thing: "Oh, it turns out that this is not a slime." ”

Lin Xue is still a little more reliable than Qianqian, at least after listening to some knowledge on the mysterious side, she showed a contemplative look, and quickly had her own thoughts: "Eh, wood, have you noticed one thing - the things on the mysterious side seem to be more in line with me, Qianqian, and Sister Chen Qian's strength?" ”

I nodded as a matter of course: "Of course, you were the apostles of the mystical department in your last life, and my sister is still the first sorcerer of the empire." ”

"Do you remember a project that Tavir has been working on," Lin Xue squatted on the armrest of the sofa with her bare feet, her upper body falling towards me, "She tried to use the Imperial equipment to copy a few of our special powers, and at present, the only ones that are widely used are the energy plunderers that are imitated based on your strength, and the second gap device that is still experimental equipment, as for my prophecy ability and Sister Chen Qian's curse ability, I have never been able to imitate it......"

I reached out and grabbed the eldest lady who was making a fool of herself (anyway, she wasn't afraid that I would dare not answer itβ€”although I really didn't dare), thoughtfully: "You mean ......"

"Perhaps the reason for Tavir's slow progress is that the field is wrong, and it would be easier for our strength to be reproduced with mystical techniques. Hasn't she set up several joint teams recently, Xiling Technician and Mystic Master work together on those mysterious techniques or something, you let her hand over those projects that are progressing slowly to the new team to try," Lin Xue said, "You see, our biggest problem now is that the advanced techniques of the mysterious department cannot be directly applied, and the senior apostles will not be able to evolve for a while, like me and the level of the shallow back then, that is, the level of the three hundred commanders, I am afraid that there will not be another one in many years, But if we build on Tavel's existing research, we can turn some of our strength into mass-produced equipment and apply it to warships and even individual soldiers......"

- And so, I saw a glorious future. (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendation and monthly passes, and your support is my biggest motivation. )