Or just say that many people think things are different, Lin Xue's prompt instantly made my heart suddenly brighten.

In fact, I almost forgot how many research projects Tavel was working on, and how many of them were in the critical stage, but Lin Xue still remembered it, and connected the two things for the first time, I was not hopelessly dull, of course, I immediately thought of the reason: it seems that when I don't know the way, this eldest lady who likes to be hard-mouthed has never slackened, she is always secretly working hard, so that she can help me at a critical time, Although she always acts like she is very lacking in heart and lungs, as long as I need help, I can always see her shadow around me - as for the shallow one, it is probably really lacking heart and lungs......

So after I took a look, I immediately showed a look of overjoy, holding Lin Xue's face and taking a bite......

"Hey! You're insane! The eldest lady jumped out of my arms as if she had been electrified, squatting on the back of the sofa and staring at this side, Vanilla just turned her head at this time, and was amazed when she saw this scene, and muttered: "Rabi can also lie on the back of the low couch against the wall like this......"

I was stunned, and remembered that the rabbi in her mouth was the timid and fearful cat lady, the one who taught children to read and write in the crow sacred capital, don't you really say it, the eldest lady behaved after being frightened...... It's really kind of like a cat.

"The wrinkles of the smile betray the filth in your mind," said the eldest lady, baring her teeth at me, noticing how shocking her posture was of standing on the back of the sofa with her waist hunched against the wall. So he jumped down stupidly and smartly, and said while putting on his socks and looking for shoes, "Okay, it's not early, I'll go home and change Xiaoxue back by the way." Remember to supervise her to wash her face and brush her teeth at night, and don't let her stay up late to play games with Bubbles Zhilu said no, that child is used to you. ”

Actually, I want to say that I haven't had time to get used to that girl yet. It's just that in this case, you obviously have no reason to talk to her, so only decisive cooperation is the way out. "Yes, yes, mother-" I replied in a deliberately long voice. Those four sensitive words suddenly made the eldest lady's face red, and at the same time, bubbles came out of nowhere: "Eh, here." Child, her father, do you have something to do with me? ”

Me: "......" How can I meet this guy at any time and jump out and brush up on his sense of existence?

The eldest lady glared at me and Bubbles for a moment (Bubbles was shot on her own initiative), turned her head and opened a portal that led directly to her bedroom at home, and the last sentence dissipated into the air: "I'll go back, don't forget what I told you." ”

As the words fell, the figure of the eldest lady had disappeared into a distorted light curtain, but two seconds later, a roar came from the other side of the portal: "Dead girl!" What have you made of my house! Put that back! ”

Everyone in the living room was stunned by the sudden roar of the Hedong lion, and their eyes focused on the portal, and after a while, the mass destruction girl Chen Xiaoxue flew out of the space door sideways, and lay on the carpet with a thud: She was definitely thrown by Lin Xue.

According to Lin Xue's angry voice just now, I know what this girl is doing to make people angry, how to say it. It's quite expected - and Xiaoxue is embarrassed to raise her head and smirk at me with a dead face: "Dad, I found a lot of good things in my mother's house - do you want to know what color underwear my mother likes?" ”

I threw Xiaoxue to my sister with a blank face: "You should be educated—and I should have known the Tao earlier than you in normal ethics and physics, according to normal ethics and physics." ”…,

The moment Xiaoxue was grabbed by her sister's collar, the expression on her face began to change like a screen. After the end, he froze on a resolute expression, and then he was dragged upstairs by his sister and didn't move.

We also have two guests here who are not familiar with the inside story, Sagina and Sona were stunned and puzzled to see the scene in front of them that didn't look like a normal family, but when they were seriously studied, it looked too much like an ordinary family, watching Xiaoxue disappear behind the corner of the stairs on the second floor. Sona looked worried and said to me uneasily, "I shouldn't talk too much...... But that kid won't be beaten too badly, will he? ”

"Hit?" I rolled my eyelids, "My sister doesn't hit people easily, and the most serious thing is just two slaps." ”

"What's that for your daughter's expression...... Tragic? Sakina couldn't control her curiosity anymore.

I thought about it and felt that the question was difficult to answer: "How do you say that...... My sister must have a special function, anyway, all bear children, regardless of size and age, as long as they see my sister, they must be as honest as seeing a nemesis. When I was a child, every time I was naughty, I thought that my sister was the most terrible creature in the world. ”

When Sajina heard this, her curiosity suddenly became even more irrepressible, and she asked her sister again and again what was the reason why she was so powerful, and I didn't know why Lu Dao, a half-dragon girl who had never even talked about love, was so interested in how to discipline the bear child, anyway, she could only explain to her according to her own understanding and memory: "It's really not clear, anyway, my sister's method is to reason with facts, know it with reason, move with emotion, she has an aura, with this aura, After telling you a set of truths, you can really feel as if you have betrayed the whole world, and the condemnation of conscience is unprecedentedly great, and you can't do anything about it, so you are even more condemned—that's how it feels. ”

After recalling the experience of being educated by my sister when I was a child, I couldn't help but be afraid for a while - you said how bad I was back then, smashed the school glass and stole the teacher's lunch box, sprinkled pepper noodles into the principal's cigarette box, and imitated the handwriting of the head teacher to write a confession letter to the teaching director......

Of course, in addition to this, I feel that what is even more amazing is that under the premise of having such a powerful parent educated since childhood, Xiaoxue has become what she is now. You say that this girl is so stubborn that it is unscientific - I mixed with Lin Xue's genes, which link of this TM produced this mutation that turned magic into decay......

The next morning, after being woken up by a box of mercury lamps (attempted) as is customary, and throwing the little doll that could fly over with a box in a sleepy state on the washbasin, I turned my head to look out the window at the sky, and found that it was gloomy outside—it seemed that a spring rain was inevitable, and I dispelled the idea of going out for a stroll. When I got to the living room on the first floor, I noticed that Sakina and the others had woken up. Sitting on the couch, listening to Lynn lecture them with a serious expression on how to use magic and so on. The little crow also sat beside Lynn in a similar manner, looking like a god who was also imparting knowledge to others, but in fact he had been chewing nuts and looking around. Neither listening to nor lecturing, when she saw me appear, she immediately pounced happily: "Ga! ”

"How was you resting yesterday?" I smiled and greeted Sagina and the others. asked casually, but Sona had a strange look on her face, and said with a slight uneasiness: "Actually...... Isn't there anything strange in this house? ”

I was stunned: "Huh? ”

Sagina stuck out her tongue: "Sona said that the house is haunted, and there are always strange noises coming from the walls around me at night, but I didn't hear it, I slept soundly." ”…,

Me: "...... Anvina! ”

The ghost maid immediately popped up from under the table not far away: "Huh? Master, you call me? ”

"It's okay if you like singing, but on a big night, try to sing positively......"

"Oh." The ghost maid nodded obediently and slipped into the table again. But despite that, I still don't think the haunted situation at home in the middle of the night will not improve much—Avena is known as a singer of the dead. I guess even if she sings an ode to joy, she can make you hear the illusion of the autumn breeze and the tombs everywhere......

"It's not haunted, it's Anvena singing...... As you can see, she is a ghost and hardly sleeps. I explained to Sakina, somewhat embarrassed, that I might have accepted the strange situation of our family. They didn't show any more surprised expressions, just nodded calmly and continued to listen to Lin's lecture. The dragon god girl is talking about the combat method of using the power of the gods, don't look at the soft appearance of always cowering and afraid of being bullied, Lin occasionally becomes serious and serious, and she also feels a little mentor: "The battle should be brave and unstoppable, no matter what kind of enemy you face, you should fight it with all your strength." The role of the tail in this process is important, but the ...... of the paw cannot be overlooked."

I quickly slipped out the herbs I was listening to: "This tutorial is not for you, you should ......" I said, I glanced at the little crow that was gnawing on the walnut shell, and then looked around the living room: "You should find Lilina to give you a lecture...... Where's Lilina? ”

"Mistress Lilina said she was going to arrange some religious activities, in the prayer room."

Prayer room? Arranging a religious event? What kind of fame is that girl? In an instant, my curiosity was fully aroused, and I put the herbs aside and walked towards the prayer room. The so-called prayer room is on the second floor, next to Lilina's room, which was originally an empty room, and was once reserved for Dingdong to live in - later Dingdong felt that it was most comfortable to sleep in the lampshade of my room, so the room was vacant, and Lilina converted it into a prayer room, to symbolize that she was actually a very disciplined religious person.

Pushing open the door of the prayer room, the first thing that catches your eye is a giant tree in the center that reaches to the roof and verdant vines that cover all the walls and ceilings, thanks to the support of the space expansion magic, the actual area of the prayer room is more than ten times larger than its theoretical area, Lilina has arranged it like a corner of the primeval forest, and between these dense but scattered plants there is even a stone path that leads to the giant tree in the center of the room: there is a small altar there— In other words, Lilina's transformation is really big enough.

The air was filled with a pleasant scent of plants, and Lilina could be heard praying softly, which was very different from her usual chirping: "May God give me wisdom and discern good and evil in the world, may God grant me mercy and bear all the peoples of heaven and earth, may God give me great power to purify all evil, may God grant me—"

I found the switch on the horn and flipped it, so that the prayers in the air stopped abruptly, and then I found Lilina behind the tree, who was sitting at the desk, and grabbed the object's ears and slapped her head and face: "Do you dare to be undisciplined again?" Record the prayers. Use two horns to play on a loop to the jingle idol, is there a pope like you! ”

Lilina held my arm and hung in the air, her calves kicking and shouting: "Boss, boss, let go, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts......"

"What are you writing here?" I noticed that Lilina had written a large amount of stuff on the small notebook spread out on the table, and that she had carefully divided the chapters. There are even illustrations, so I realized that this girl was probably really planning some big event, and I was immediately curious. "Well, I'll take a look...... Preliminary plans for the Feast of the Descent...... Hey, what's this? ”…,

"The celebration of the Goddess of Life." Lilina wrapped her arms around my arm like an octopus, and simply hung there, "I just found out two days ago, and if you convert it to the New Imperial Year, March 15th is the goddess's birthday, what a grand day you say this must be!" There's still a Christmas in Christianity, and I'm going to add a god to the Goddess of Life......"

I was immediately happy, and excitedly took the jingle out of my pocket: "You're about to have a birthday?" ”

"Birthday? Is that a god horse thing? Ding Dong looked at me dumbfoundedly and licked the sugar residue from the corner of his mouth, "Ah, Zhilu said." The days when Jingle Bell fell from the tree? Jingle is no more than that, and the Protoss is not only a birthday, so it's troublesome......"

I slapped the door of my head, and said in my heart that I had forgotten about this stubble, according to the concept of time of the eternal immortal fellows of the Protoss. Any time-based activity plan is probably nonsense, not to mention that they have to repeat one thing every three hundred and sixty-five days, and they are probably bored and panicked. If they really just want to get together to celebrate, they can find countless reasons at any time, such as a small gathering of the goddesses of life in the divine realm every once in a while, or even a celebration to commemorate a little sister who has eaten enough two hundred kinds of honey. Isn't that still fun? Therefore, there is no need for them to hold any events specifically to commemorate the day of their birth.

However, although Tinker Bell had no feelings about her birthday, Lilina was full of energy, she was determined to add a religious festival to the Goddess of Life Cult, and listed three large sheets of celebrations and festivals, and while I was looking through her notebook, Lilina was still beside her and explained to me with great interest: "You see, from March 15th is the Day of the Descent, and the celebrations are mainly concentrated on that day, and the believers will eat communion at midnight on March 14th, and then the celebration will begin early the next morning, The festival lasts for three days, and then all countries with the Goddess of Life as their state religion should arrange a seven-day holiday – of course it's too late this year, but I can arrange it first. It's the first holiday, but there's a smaller celebration on April 15th......"

"April 15th? Is that also said? I asked strangely, feeling that I would not be in the village or behind the store on this day.

"Eh, boss, you're so confused - the goddess full moon on April 15th, and there is a god full moon festival......"

Me: "...... Is that okay? ”

"What's the matter, anyway, every move of the goddess is memorable, and who doesn't like a holiday," Lilina snatched the notebook from my hand and began to refill her things, as she continued to mutter, "and then March 15th next year......

"Well, you don't need to say it, I know this," I slapped Lilina on the thigh, "March 15th next year is Dingdong's first birthday, right?" ”

"......," Lilina looked at me with the eyes of a rare animal, "Boss, next March 15th will be another day of God's death...... Festivals can't be celebrated like serials. What I'm trying to say is that everything will probably be on track on March 15 next year. ”

Me: "......" I suddenly felt that my life was gray, what a stupid question I had just asked......

"Okay, that's the basic arrangement, all that's left is to go to the temple of the goddess to broadcast," Lilina just made a footnote to the so-called god full moon festival on April 15th, and threw the small notebook aside first, stretching her waist hard, as if she wanted to show me her young girl's figure, "Boss, look, is such a lazy figure unique to femininity?" ”

…… A lazy stretch squeaks, yawns and accidentally drools, and his figure can't even compare to Pandora, how do you ask me to answer this sharp question? …,

"Actually, boss, I'm still thinking about you."

Seeing that I didn't pay attention to her, Lilina changed the subject, don't you really say it, and suddenly mobilized my attention again: "My business? What's the matter with me? ”

"Boss, your god name," Lilina sat cross-legged in the air with a fanatical face like a saint's prayer, "Think about it, the leader of the Xiling Divine System who is about to create the Third God Race, boss, are you an old cadre at the same level as Father God and Huron God King, there must always be a title that belongs to the gods, and you can't be called like an ordinary Xiling Emperor." You see, Sister Qianqian is the god of time, Sister Chen Qian is the goddess of curses, and Sister Lin Xue is the god of prophecy...... What about you? ”

Lilina thought that things would only go around her old business, but I really didn't think about it, and I didn't think it was a big deal: "Well, whatever, whatever, what's the point?" ”

"No, it means a lot!" Lilina was resolute, "There must be a name. I've researched it, and the name Daddy is only for prayer, not for your official name......"

As soon as I heard this, I instantly felt the urge to be moved, and I lifted Lilina up: "Eh, I'll go, you've noticed this problem!" These two words are about to become a big shadow in my life, you know no! ”

Lilina waved at me old-fashionedly, "So decide on a new god name." There is a father in the star field, and there is a god king in Huron, these two names that are easiest to think of and the most intuitive have been taken up by others, and we can't use them, so ...... Well...... Rule it out...... Boss, why don't you call Daddy? ”

Me: "......" (Welcome to your support, is my biggest motivation.) )