Chapter 974: The Legend of Air-Dried Bananas (Part I)
Tyrande swears, "I swear I'll look at your new form, your new class. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info And at the end of the day, you're making that sacrifice to save the world. I am sure I can fully understand and forgive your situation. ”
"Okay!" There was not much fluctuation in power, and in an instant, Duke, who was still a golden light protector a moment ago, suddenly turned into a blackened human form.
The power of darkness was so strong that it turned Duke's entire body black and illusory.
However, Tyrande, who had been speaking well, still had a drastic change in his face.
She stood up suddenly, her face pale, and her right hand even subconsciously rested on the short sword at her waist.
Unexpectedly, a ghostly figure was faster than Queen Xi, and the lightning pressed down on the back of Tyrande's hand, making it impossible for her to unsheath the dagger at all.
The one who shot was naturally Vanessa who stepped into the hero realm. After receiving a bunch of Seamount-level epic gear bonuses, she moves more agile and faster.
Tyrande was stunned for a moment, she never imagined that the maid, who looked delicate and extremely docile, could have such terrifying skills.
Of course, nothing good will happen for the hunter to be approached first by the thief.
However, the object that frightened her even more was Duke.
She apologized softly, "I'm sorry, I'm excited! Not because of your form, Lord Marcus, but because of your appearance, I have to recall a very, very bad memory." ”
Duke waved his hand, and Vanessa stepped back.
Duke had actually noticed Tyrande's unfamiliar use of his name.
"Tyrande, when we first met, you seemed to have a very deep prejudice against me. But if I look at all the memories of my life, it was really the first time I saw the Night Elves, and I don't think my ancestors and I would have any conflict with the Night Elves. If there really is any personal grievance, I hope we can talk about it openly and honestly, and we will not let the misunderstanding affect the exchanges and cooperation between the two forces. ”
Tyrande took a few deep breaths, her full chest trembling with the deep breath, but there was still resentment and entanglement in her once clear eyes.
After hesitating for a long time, she sat down, calmed herself, and finally took out something wrapped in a mysterious power.
It was an unusually shriveled ...... Banana.
Queen Xi and Gianna couldn't figure out what Tyrande was doing with such a broken banana that should have been thrown in the trash.
But Duke cried out in a lost voice: "Air-dried bananas!?"
There is something in the world called 'death'!
Don't do it, don't die!
For Mauduk, he wants to die.
In less than half a second, Tyrande gave Duke and the two queens a good idea of what it means to change color for the wind and clouds.
Tyrande stood up suddenly, the divine light in her eyes was so ashamed that the two queens had no doubt that if this was not Gianna's mage tower, maybe Tyrande would have magnified the [Meteor Shower] or [Star Fall] in a minute, and directly bombarded Duke to the slag.
Tyrande was so excited that she could hear her silver teeth gurgling in the silence of the room.
Tyrande's anger was so explosive that everyone in the room could clearly see Tyrande's clenched fists. The muscles of her whole body were so tight that you could even see her slick skin exposed to the air, every muscle bulging with tightness.
The well-defined biceps, the clear abdominal muscles between the breastplate and the belt, and the mermaid line, the tight and graceful lower body without impacting the vision muscle lines, Duke drooled when he saw it, oh no, it was drooling with fright.
At this moment, Duke was confused.
He couldn't understand that a vulgar joke that only existed in players before the time crossing would make Tyrande so excited, even so excited that he wanted to kill him Duke.
Before he crossed over, Duke asked himself many times why he wanted to play the game.
The answer is nothing more than two.
One is fun.
The second is that you need to pass the time when you are really bored.
As a result, a variety of painful gameplay methods have been developed.
I still remember that Duke borrowed a thief and dared to touch the town of Falling Hammer, which is located in the Arathi Heights and belongs to the territory of the Ministry. There, Duke meets an orc who is working as a bandage master.
Back then, it was very painful to do the bandage master task, and if you accidentally made a mistake, you would have to start all over again, which was very painful.
Duke, who is an honest and reliable little man, took advantage of the fact that the cute orc player had already saved many NPCs and was about to complete the mission, so he went directly to sneak attack. Directly kill the people, and let that guy fail the mission, and he must start again.
Ten minutes later, Duke came again......
Looking back, the poor tribal player also opened a new trumpet to come to Ironforge Castle, and swiped the screen to scold the poor worm who lent the number to Duke for "lack of morality, and have no eyes to give birth to a child".
Alas, in retrospect, it was all youth!
However, this is a reflection of how often Rogue players from both the Horde and Alliance went to each other's territory to 'friendly exchanges'.
The 'Dried Banana' incident vaguely remembers that a tribal thief in the thief area went to the main cities of the alliance to hang out and stole oil on the leaders of the main cities by the way.
You must know that the thief's unlocking must be practiced with various stolen treasure chests to achieve the most sense of achievement.
As the thief walked around Darnassus, he found a dried banana on Tyrande, who had been rubbing oil.
There are all kinds of drops on the boss boss, how normal is this!
Here's the problem, when Tyrande is a woman, and she has a lot of fans.
From 2007 to 2017, Tyrande has been ranked in the top ten of the best YY objects for the majority of male Warcraft players, and even after ten years, he still haunts various 18X fancomics, and can be called a model worker in the world of the Demon King!
With the blessing of this aura, everything becomes subtle because of this banana.
The banana is now in the collection of the World Museum of Azeroth, and in 2007 it was named one of the top 10 most influential items in WOW!
Or rather, the tool......
Although Du wanted to convince himself that bananas were actually just a fruit, after all, he was in high school back then, but he explained S to a particularly stupid girl in a serious way. M is SuperMan.,It's the meaning of superman.,Causing the girl to stupidly tell people.,I like S too.。 M, it's a big deal......
All right...... It's far away, anyway, Duke said that bananas are just fruits, and they were slapped away by everyone.