Chapter 975: The Legend of Air-Dried Bananas (Part II)
When all the buzz was around this banana, public opinion at that time could be said to have reached an unprecedented high. For example www.biquge.info the hawker business at the fruit stall at the entrance of Tarnassus's Palace was unprecedentedly hot, and Insider X and the stall owner revealed that the air-dried bananas on Tyrande were purchased from this stall.
So business was so good that the stall owner hired a 500-strong goblin airlift to transport bananas. At the gate of the Tyrande Palace, there are naturally all kinds of fans who come to hear the news, including fans who have bought N baskets of bananas and show their love to Tyrande, and traders who have a business of banana stall owners and preach to Tyrande that bananas are not as good as cucumbers.
Well, to sum up, because bananas have changed the minds and personal behaviors of the majority of ** players, a large number of tourists and fanatical fans and spies of all kinds have flocked to Darnassus, and of course the biggest gains are the fruit stall owner and the residents and vendors of Darnassus, for which their wallets are unprecedentedly full.
GDP per capita increased by 4,000 percent. Since then, historians and economists have unanimously rated its boom phase as: the rule of bananas.
(500 years later, a huge: banana-shaped monument rises in the square in front of the Tyrande Palace.) Named the 10 Wonders of Azeroth, the young and rebellious elves proclaim their belief in the banana god and preach their teachings in front of the banana monument. Historians, humanists, and the Association for the Protection of Men's Rights jointly declared: This is a symbol of the rise of the male status of the elves...... )
Of course!
The above news about air-dried bananas is actually!
Because air-dried bananas or something is a distorted history, and even the later "Air-dried Bananas" comics were all nonsense made out by a few egg-sore cartoonists based on this vulgar story, and it is not an official history of Azeroth at all.
Mautaland would be furious over the words 'dried bananas'.
Duke was stunned.
Tyrande seemed to be completely using great willpower to forcibly suppress himself from having a seizure. Even because of Duke's loss of voice just now, it seems that Duke is gradually proving that Duke is the bastard that makes her dream about it every time she dreams about it at midnight, but she still lacks a very crucial piece of evidence.
Tyrande stood in front of Duke and the others like a volcano about to erupt, and she kept telling herself to be calm, to be calm.
It took a while for the violently undulating chest to calm down.
Feeling the undisguised hostility in the eyes of the maid behind her, who was obviously a hero-level thief, and then looking at the two queens who were ready to shoot at any time, and then looking at Duke, who was still a little confused, Tyrande suddenly found that he seemed to be making a big fuss.
Tyrande was annoyed - Tyrande, Tyrande, Duke Marcus was suspicious, even if he claimed to have resigned from the position of commander-in-chief, he was still the archduke of a kingdom, and he was still at the helm of that incomparably powerful alliance. How could I break my face with Duke over this secret private matter?
Huo Ran trembled, she didn't dare to imagine what the consequences would be if the Night Elf Clan offended the Alliance and the Tribes at the same time.
Tyrande's momentum was gone, and she sat down again a little dejected.
"I'm sorry, please forgive me for my recklessness and excesses, as it involves a major private matter concerning my reputation, so I would like to meet with His Excellency Marcus alone......"
"Impossible!" Queen Xi replied categorically.
"Are you stupid or blind to all of us in the alliance?" don't tell me that you didn't have murderous intent just now!" Gianna was even more cold-faced, and directly pierced the last layer of disguised gauze.
Even Gianna, who has always been tactful, reacted so much, you can imagine how exciting Tyrande's murderous aura was to the two queens.
"Once again, I apologize. Tyrande pondered for a moment and pulled out two scrolls: "Here are the scrolls of my unique combat skill [Strike Aura], and a codex of the Arcanist from the upper elves dating back to ancient times. Hopefully, this will soothe the uneasiness and confusion that my rudeness has caused you. ”
[Strike Aura] is definitely a good thing, Sylvanas, who fought alongside Tyrande, has personally experienced how sharp that attack power increase is nearly 30%.
As for the Magic Codex, it's even more incredible.
Magic was first exclusive to the blue dragons led by Malygos, and after it spread, the smoothest and oldest magicians to play magic were the upper elves.
Attention! It is an upper elf led by Queen Aishara more than 10,000 years ago.
And the elves who came to the Lordaeron continent after crossing the Endless Sea to the east were the elves who had already been cut once and renamed the High Elves.
Sylvanas and Gianna frowned - Tyrande was definitely not normal, this immature approach could not be the performance of a veteran leader who had led the Night Elves for tens of thousands of years.
Although the gift was prepared in the morning, the most likely thing is that it was originally used to increase the personal relationship with the other party's leader, but now it has become a remedy.
The only explanation is that the impact of this personal incident on Tyrande was very, very large, big enough to make Tyrande lose control.
The two queens looked at each other, and Queen Yuki spoke: "We are cautious to accept your gift of apology for the time being, but we are Duke's companions, and we don't think Duke has anything to say to us." We can't accept your request to let the rest of the people wait to back down. ”
The implication is that you'd better have a showdown, or we'd rather not accept the gift. And depending on your situation, it will determine our next attitude towards you, and even the entire alliance.
This is actually driving Tyrande to a dead end.
Whether personal grievances or the future and fate of the Night Elves mattered, she had to make a choice.
Taking three deep breaths, Tyrande forced himself to calm down and bit his lip slightly: "It's a private matter, but it's very, very important to me, please try to ...... Be sure to answer my question honestly, because it's a super big question that has been bothering me for countless years. ”
Duke switched back to his normal state and sat upright: "You ask, there are no alliance secrets involved, I don't mind answering frankly." ”
"You...... How old are you?Are you a pure human?" Tyrande asked, trembling.
Ha!?
Tyrande's question left Duke and both queens scratching their heads.
Duke replied truthfully, "Twenty-nine-year-old human, yes, I'm not a half-breed or something." ”
Well, the age before the crossing doesn't count. Although there is still a year to thirty, he still barely has stepped into the field of uncles!
Tyrande seemed to secretly breathe a sigh of relief: "The lifespan of human beings seems to be very short, right?"