Chapter 215: Bathroom Rats
"Your intuition? If a man's instincts work, then I would like to believe that a woman's menstruation can ward off evil spirits. Mu Qingyan said with disdain on her face.
Zhang Ming nodded indifferently. "I don't deny your point of view at all, maybe you will become an outstanding young woman in the new era of the 21st century by publishing this opinion, after all, you have won a precious exclusive right for female compatriots all over the world, maybe you can really take your menstrual period and put a barcode, and then stand on the street for a big sale, with your looks, you can really sell it for a good price."
Mu Qingyan heard Zhang Ming's ridiculous arguments, and said with a dark face: "If you don't speak, no one will be dumb for you." ”
"I thought they had been thinking I was deaf all along, so I was just proving that I wasn't deaf." Zhang Ming raised his eyebrows and said.
"You..."
"Boss, your meal."
Before Mu Qingyan could refute, the waiter had already come up with a steaming meal, and saw a golden light in the eyes of the two of them, you must know that he had not eaten since he came out of Jia Sijun's house in the morning, and Zhang Ming had not eaten breakfast directly.
Now seeing so many delicious meals, their stomachs are so hungry that they are about to strike, and the two have no more time to quarrel, and a sweeping sweep of the sky has begun, and the two have never said a word from the end of the meal, just bowing their heads and eating hard.
Mu Qingyan didn't care about any lady's appearance, she couldn't wait to pick up the plate and pour it directly into her mouth, Zhang Ming had already reached the terrifying level of a bowl of rice in four mouthfuls, which scared the other guests to open their mouths wide.
Looking at Zhang Ming's table full of eight dishes, the others thought that they must not be able to finish eating, but when they finally saw the leftovers in front of them, they completely subverted their thoughts.
This Nima is simply a starving ghost reincarnated.
Zhang Ming and the two stood up embarrassedly, and after settling the account, Zhang Ming really couldn't stand such a strange look, turned around and shouted loudly: "What do you see, I haven't seen anyone eat." ”
After finishing speaking, the two left the hotel in a gloomy manner. Zhang Ming touched his bulging belly and smiled: "Have you eaten enough?" ”
"It's kind of stretched. I can't even walk now. Mu Qingyan said hobbly.
"Wow, it's so big, come on! I listen to if the child can call Daddy. Zhang Ming smiled and lowered his head to touch Mu Qingyan's upright belly.
"you!" Mu Qingyan slapped Zhang Ming's outstretched salty pig hand with one hand.
The two returned to their room, and Mu Qingyan sat in the room and didn't want to move. Zhang Ming said speechlessly: "I really admire you, I don't want to move when I'm hungry, I don't want to move when I'm full, I'll go take a bath first." ”
"Okay, I'll wash it later." Mu Qingyan didn't even bother to nod.
About five minutes later, Zhang Ming came out wearing a new short-sleeved shirt and pants. said excitedly: "It's much cooler to take a shower, it's your turn." ”
Seeing that Mu Qingyan didn't move for a long time, Zhang Ming said with a questioning face: "Don't tell me, you don't usually take a bath, huh~~~!" ”
"Who said I don't take a bath, I just take a break." Mu Qingyan replied angrily, patted the edge of the bed, stood up, strode towards the bathroom, and did not forget to turn around and say viciously: "If you dare to peek, I will pull out your intestines and tie a bow, and then hang it outside in the sun for three days, and fry it for you to eat." ”
"Hey, is it necessary to be so cruel?" Zhang Ming lowered his eyes and grinned.
"Yes, you big carrot! Hum! ”
Mu Qingyan made an action just as Mr. Lu Xun bought and depicted, turning around angrily like a compass, but it was so good-looking. After a while, the sound of water in the bathroom sounded, and Zhang Mingke didn't have time to look at anything, but fell asleep on the bed.
"Ah~~~~~~~~~~~~~h
"What's the situation, an earthquake!" Zhang Ming was suddenly awakened by this scream, and after a carp bounced up, he immediately came to the bathroom door and asked, "Hey, what's your situation?" ”
"Ah~! Yes... There are rats! Mu Qingyan screamed, and Mu Qingyan could still hear Mu Qingyan holding something and throwing something.
"Got mice? I didn't see it when I was in the shower. Zhang Ming wondered. Are girls afraid of mice? Of course, except for Li Sisi's strange trick, since he was ridiculed by Li Sisi last time, Zhang Ming has fought with the rats at home many times, and now he has formed the habit of fighting rats when he sees them.
"I don't care if you see it, come in and help me get it!"
"Oh!"
"Wait, don't come in!"
"Oh."
"Ah~~~~~h Come in, come in! ”
"Oh!"
"You better not come in."
Zhang Ming was speechless. "Do you want me to come in, or don't you want to come in, you don't know how to get dressed."
Mu Qingyan shouted: "How do I wear it, the rat is on my clothes." ”
"Then whether I'm coming in or not coming in." Zhang Ming leaned against the door and lit a cigarette leisurely.
"You come in, you come in, it's looking at me, it's terrible! You have to come in with your eyes closed. Mu Qingyan shouted again.
Zhang Ming decided not to wait for Mu Qingyan to speak again this time, threw away the cigarette, directly pushed open the door, and walked in with his eyes closed. Mu Qingyan immediately jumped behind Zhang Ming and said, "You can open your eyes, and you are not allowed to look back." ”
Zhang Ming opened his eyes and could feel Mu Qingyan behind him, and the first thing he saw was that the mouse was on the clothes on the table. And very bold.
Zhang Ming picked up a bucket next to him and pressed it directly with his buttocks, who knew that the rat reacted well, and fell off the table as soon as he escaped.
"Ahh Mouse! Yes! Mouse. Mu Qingyan couldn't calm down anymore, all kinds of sharp screams rang out, her two feet kept jumping on the ground, and then she kept turning in circles towards Zhang Ming. I'm afraid that the rats will follow her. He didn't know that he was naked in front of him.
Zhang Ming has been looking at her directly, and sometimes he has the opportunity to feast his eyes.
After Mu Qingyan calmed down, her big watery eyes looked at Zhang Ming, and Zhang Ming's big eyes looked below her. Another deafening cry "Ah! Then he jumped up without hesitation and hugged Zhang Ming tightly. Don't look down. ”
"Oh." Zhang Ming said innocently and proudly.
"You still watch!"
"Oh, don't look at it."
"Take me out!" Mu Qingyan is now shy, it can be said that she has been seen all over her body by a boy for the first time in more than 20 years.
Zhang Ming got cheap and felt that he should do something, so he took her to the living room, his head flashed, and he pointed to the corner and shouted: "The mouse is there!" ”
"Ah~~~!" Zhang Ming was used to Mu Qingyan's screams, no matter how she screamed in her arms, Zhang Ming just blindly laughed.
"You dare to lie to me?" Mu Qingyan looked back, only to find that Zhang Ming was lying to her, so angry that she used all her strength to keep hitting any part of Zhang Ming, and her body kept shaking.
Zhang Ming had to stick to the other party again, and he had to dodge her attack, and his center of gravity was unstable. He staggered: "Don't shake, don't shake, I'm going to fall." Yes~!! ”
"Ah~~!!"
The two of them opened their mouths wide and fell down at the same time, Zhang Ming screamed in pain, it was really not because of the pain caused by falling, but because his little brother was pressed by Mu Qingyan's abdomen.
Mu Qingyan also knew why Zhang Ming screamed in pain, because she also felt the other party's fiery little brother, looked at the other party and said in a daze: "You... You.... You're ..... It didn't.... Not wearing underwear? ”